Most Ideal Weapon

[Northcrest]

If you could make a weapon or a two had holding weapon or what not. Throw in any abnormal or elemental statuses you like. Oh and what would it be called.

I would have 2 swords of the Scathe element called Double Ganger Swords what would u put.

[Madame Adequate]

Nuclear football, and Presidency of the United States.

[Rocket Edge]

Glass hammer & underwater Hairdryer.

[Bunny]

Manic-Depressive bullets.

[The Ceej]

Manic-depressive bullets? So, your goal is to make everyone better than you?

Yeah. I don't have an idea yet. I just had to reply to that.

[Namelessfengir]

the cock knocker - + 50 to groin targeting, + 75 to burnout stardum

jay and silent bob strike back mark hamel as the "Cockknocker"

[KentaRawr!]

A Handkerchief dipped in knock-out liquid.

[LunarWeaver]

http://www.csie.ntu.edu.tw/~b4506062/char/guardians.jpg

[Griff]

The Death Star without an exposed pipeline to shoot into.

[Hambone]

If you could make a weapon or a two had holding weapon or what not. Throw in any abnormal or elemental statuses you like. Oh and what would it be called.

In English please. :)

[Rengori]

http://www.halkans.com/images/470gibson.jpg

[Proxy]

I dunno 2 short-swords that uh...I'm not sure, I dunno wtf to think of this thread.
2 short swords that cause intelligence and can freeze you with one hit.

[The Ceej]

I got one now. A wand called the Castrator.

When I point it at someone, it wraps their genitals in razor wire and then shows them an image of a naked woman....
And if that doesn't work, a naked man.

Yeah. It's a bit excessive, but hey. That's my kind of weapon.

[Rengori]

I got one now. A wand called the Castrator.

When I point it at someone, it wraps their genitals in razor wire and then shows them an image of a naked woman....
And if that doesn't work, a naked man.

Yeah. It's a bit excessive, but hey. That's my kind of weapon.

That's not excessive, just cruel and unusual.

[Fonzie]

I got one now. A wand called the Castrator.

When I point it at someone, it wraps their genitals in razor wire and then shows them an image of a naked woman....
And if that doesn't work, a naked man.

Yeah. It's a bit excessive, but hey. That's my kind of weapon.

I think I hear the Mental Hospital calling.

[The Ceej]

I got one now. A wand called the Castrator.

When I point it at someone, it wraps their genitals in razor wire and then shows them an image of a naked woman....
And if that doesn't work, a naked man.

Yeah. It's a bit excessive, but hey. That's my kind of weapon.

That's not excessive, just cruel and unusual.

Not after I've used it a few times. Then it'll be cruel and usual.

[Rengori]

Excessive would be where you shove your hand up their rectum, through their colon, through their intestines, into their stomach, grab their lunch that they had earlier that day, pull it out and then wave it in front of their face and say, "Didn't your mother tell you to chew your food?" and then killing them.

[Fonzie]

Excessive would be where you shove your hand up their rectum, through their colon, through their intestines, into their stomach, grab their lunch that they had earlier that day, pull it out and then wave it in front of their face and say, "Didn't your mother tell you to chew your food?" and then killing them.

That's not disturbing at all.

[Nominus Experse]

A small half-eaten Mormon child

[Odaisé Gaelach]

A button that causes the entire cast of Neighbours to appear around you. They then eat you.

Failing that, a boomstick would do nicely. :)

[rubah]

lol scathe "element"

This would be my weapon

http://www.snowy-day.net/stuff/hammar.gif

[Nominus Experse]

Scratch my last idea, I now chose "Religious indoctrination"

It's proven effective, capable of killing hundreds of thousands. That's like wielding a gun called BFG x9000.

[Fonzie]

Scratch my last idea, I now chose "Religious indoctrination"

It's proven effective, capable of killing hundreds of thousands. That's like wielding a gun called BFG x9000.

So, you're saying It's over 9000?

[Nominus Experse]

9000!

[bipper]

Bottled GOE.

OR me, but the real thing is just too unrealistic.:pinkelephant:

[Chimp]

Wet noodle.

[Doomie]

A stick with hinges that opens up revealing an even pointier stick.

[Lynx]

boomerang with anti kangaroo element. now i can kill my kangaroos at a distance even quicker. just need to get some kangaroos in new york now.

[ReloadPsi]

A Nunchaku that inflicts Slow and Stop. Then when it's not being used for physical attacks, it can be used for clock-hand motions while casting Time Magic... Yay for Haste and Regen!

[Vermachtnis]

Seaslugs!

[Iceglow]

well on a computer game I develop my characters have some great weapons...how about a bow which fires arrows that are super hot and combust on impact? or a longsword with an icy cold blade that can cut through steel as if it were a hot knife in butter...or my Personal favourite:

Mercy, a sai which after being used to stab the opponent freezes the flesh surrounding the immediate stab wound an electrical discharge is then emitted shattering the frozen flesh freeing the weapon again and to stop the wielder getting frost bite from wielding it for excessive time they must wear gloves made of demon skin.

[Brennan]

An angry cat.

600th post! Yay!

[Ouch!]

Nuclear warhead.

[Brennan]

Nuclear warhead.

Owch!

[Fatal Impurity]

Nuclear warhead.

Nothing beats a 1000 year nuclear winter huh?

The most destructive weapon would be a super nova or a black hole...problem is wielding these natural phenomena effectively and without harm to your person would prove....DIFFICULT. Especially with our current state of technology.

[Ultima Shadow]

I'll always prefere my spoon of massdestruction.

It can be used to either destroy the world, or eat yogurt.

[Obsidian]

I like swords.

[Relena]

A staff, a very powerful staff that can do anything.

[Hambone]

A yo-yo. If you sling one around enough, someone will get hurt. :tongue: