"Cause I love the way you move,

[Goldenboko]

when I'm inside of you, when I'm inside I've you"

Storytime.

Today me, my bro, and two of his friends where coming back to the hotel after dinner. While we where heading to the correct room we heard a scream. We stopped, I mean you know when you hear someone scream you do that. We listened and suddenly we heard "sexual" moaning and a girl yelling for "The purple thing, it hurts less."


What's the oddest thing you've said during the heat of passion? :tongue:

[Hambone]

"Les hav sexxorz!"

[NeoCracker]

It wasn't so much something I said, but what my friend said when we were wrestling.

"You know, you have a big Bulge"

That was quite Awkward.

[Limabean]

lol

[Proxy]

I said once. "look...no hands"
yeah. it was funny, we both laughed.
I don't think anyone here wants to hear about what happened previous to that statement. but it was damn funny.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

You should have knocked on the door and said, "Room service!"

Anyway, quotes, both from JD in Scrubs...

To Elliot:
"Have you gotten thicker? You have, haven't you?"

To Julie:
"You smell like my mum."

[Nominus Experse]

We hardly talk.

My experience has been that only visceral grunts and cries fill the room, not words.

So, maybe "Uuhaharguasuaasa!"

[Goldenboko]

We hardly talk.

My experience has been that only visceral grunts and cries fill the room, not words.

So, maybe "Uuhaharguasuaasa!"

And I was expecting something funny from you... you've let me down :(

[Nominus Experse]

Sex is serious business

[rubah]

I'll tell you when it happens

[Fonzie]

The garlic bread I just made is pretty orgasmic.

[Rengori]

The garlic bread I just made is pretty orgasmic.

It is, it ruined my pants.

[Fonzie]

The garlic bread I just made is pretty orgasmic.

It is, it ruined my pants.

:freak:

[daggertrepe]

Nothing, but someday I'm hoping to accidentally perv in on someone havin sex.

PEEP SHOW!

[Sergeant Hartman]

Tub of vas and you're sorted like.

[Obsidian]

"Oh snap, Mad Max is on!"

[Polaris]

What's the oddest thing you've said during the heat of passion? :tongue:

When it'll happen I won't tell you ;) :bigsmile: