Chore Wars - Are you clean enough?

[smittenkitten]

As seen on Penny Arcade -
Would you like to gain experience for your chores?
Join now! :love:
Chore Wars :: Joining EoFF (http://www.chorewars.com/invite.php?id=49640ca323a1)

[Loony BoB]

I'm so going to kick your ass even though I'm never home and you're always home, and use this to point out that you don't do enough around the flat. Just so you know. Love you! <3

No chocobo avatar. Birdy will have to do. :(

[Tavrobel]

LOL domestic abuse.

[CimminyCricket]

I'll sell the tickets if you do the advertising, Tav!

[Hambone]

I joined and made an adventure!

[Shlup]

I don't do enough chores for this to be worth my effort.

[LunarWeaver]

My allergy to effort prevents me from enjoying this circus.

[Disco Potato]

Haha, this is great :D. I made an adventure.

[Jojee]

I don't do enough chores for this to be worth my effort.

Ya really, I'll be level 1 forever :(

[Loony BoB]

Dude, eating lunch/dinner is not a chore! Cheaters.

[Kanshisha]

I'd stay at lvl 1 aswell!!

[Shauna]

Oh man. I rock. LEVEL 2. :cool:

[Old Manus]

This almost makes housework fun.

I lie

[Baloki]

Building a Pillow fort is a difficult chore :(

[Disco Potato]

Dude, eating lunch/dinner is not a chore! Cheaters.

No, but cleaning up after everyone is ;)

[Jessweeee♪]

I built a Pillow Fort!!!

IT'S MINE :shifty:


Gawd, everyone is so ugly in this game!

[Shiny]

Level 1. I'm a hunter! *cries*

[f f freak]

I joined. I'm CleanyMcCleanClean. I'm a level 1 Enchanter.

EDIT I made an adventure. Help me Destroy Shiny's underwear and you might get a thong in return!!!

[Jessweeee♪]

I GOT A THONG!

[Jojee]

I joined anyway out of boredom n_n I'm a bard!

[CimminyCricket]

lolwut?

This is actually a game?

[rubah]

I gain $p for my chores

[Nominus Experse]

The Lawn Mower turned renegade and then killed me.

I don't recall this happening earlier today, but okay... the lawn still got mowed somehow...

[~*~Celes~*~]

I'm a barbarian zomg

EDIT: Who knew masturbation could be so deadly? D:

[Nominus Experse]

Lawl, I have 1337 experience now...

[~*~Celes~*~]

Lawl, I have 1337 experience now...

lawl, chat speak

I created an adventure! =D

[Shiny]

Now I'm at Level 3. Somehow I went from a hunter to a monk. Not sure how that works, but okay! ^_^

[Nominus Experse]

My Lvl 50 Cleric has a Used Condom

[Jessweeee♪]

Now I'm at Level 3. Somehow I went from a hunter to a monk. Not sure how that works, but okay! ^_^

I went from Warrior to Barbarian to Cleric to Monk o_o

...and I defeated a Psychotic!

[Shiny]

Now, I'm level 8. Monk. Like the show, but not really. MORE ADVENTURES PLZ. I want to go give Nominus some more cheesecake so he'll explode and I can take all of his powers.

[Fonzie]

This game reeks of Nominus. :shifty:

[Nominus Experse]

I have nothing to do with the various adventures made...

[Jessweeee♪]

Make your own >:(

[Nominus Experse]

Slaying Emos is indeed a chore, so quiet you!

[Fonzie]

Getting the cowbell is a much more dangerous duty IMHO.

[Nominus Experse]

Less frustrating at least

Emo Poems seem to kill me every time I battle them.

[Fonzie]

Dick in a box IMO.

[Lawr]

What the hell, like Nominus is some kind of god or something.

[f f freak]

I made loads of crappy adventures.

[demondude]

How the hell did nominus get to level 1000? :eek:

[Northcrest]

Yeah I joined I'm a lvl 1 Bard.

[Nominus Experse]

How the hell did nominus get to level 1000? :eek:

I am god.

Bow before me.

[Jojee]

LOTS and lots of time on his hands O_O;;

Or he botted!

[Lawr]

LOTS and lots of time on his hands O_O;;

Or he botted!

Or he had lots and lots of wild sex.

[Nominus Experse]

RAWR

[smittenkitten]

How the hell did nominus get to level 1000? :eek:

I am god.

Bow before me.

Pfft... You may be a God but I am your master! Muhahahaha! :D

[Nominus Experse]

Hmmm, true enough I suppose. I wouldn't be a level 1014 Hunter without you first posting this thread.

And it seems that *we've killed the site...



*We being us and most likely a myriad of other forums and subscribers to the Penny Arcade.

[Shlup]

The invite link expired. :(

[Araciel]

i don't do chores.

[Jojee]

To prevent abuse, an adventurer cannot claim more than 500XP per day. (That's over eight hours' work, at the suggested rate of 1XP per minute - if your party are levelling up this quickly, you may want to scale the numbers down.)

lol xD
I made 3 of the adventures. Guess which n_n