The Member Mysterys of EoFF

[Evastio]

Besides members that are CK's, Admin's, Site/Former Staff, and Christmas list as many things that you wonder about other members. (Eg: Why some members just appear and disappear from EoFF, how a member that's so nice can get banned, how someone that's so responsible isn't a CK, etc.)

Why am I excluding EoFF Authority Figures and Christmas? I know for a fact everyone will post a mystery about those members (and everyone will post "Where's Christmas?") and not post much about other members. Well, if you post a mystery about a member that isn't one of the above then I guess you could post a mystery about those people.

[LunarWeaver]

I've wondered if Nominus was born with an extra organ that produces natural viagra.

[CimminyCricket]

Ditto

[Meat Puppet]

How does Psychotic wear his hair?

Oh I forgot your rules I don’t want to play anymore

[Ouch!]

This is no fun without talking about staff and former staff.

[yanis]

Besides members that are CK's, Admin's, Site/Former Staff, and Christmas...
What about Recognized Members?:rolleyes2

[Hambone]

What kind of meat is in Meat Puppet?

[Ramza Beoulve]

Ham Bone, or Beef Steak?

[Disco Potato]

I've wondered why Meat Puppet has only posted pictures of himself as a child. At least I'm assuming that's him as a child...

...maybe you should exclude Meat Puppet too :p

[Shlup]

Why am I excluding EoFF Authority Figures and Christmas? I know for a fact everyone will post a mystery about those members (and everyone will post "Where's Christmas?") and not post much about other members.
Translation: I didn't want this thread to be fun or interesting.

BOO!

I've always wondered why my brain things foa, kikimm, and rubah are the same person, even in the staff forum.

[Meat Puppet]

They’re all the only female Cid's Knights who have user names starting with a lowercase letter. Maybe that diagnosis is too simple to be true, and I’m not thinking about this deeply enough...
I can understand difficulty in differentiating between f/r/k/g, though.

Now that I think about it, I suppose, I am kind of curious as to how one evastios.

[Jojee]

No, I think it's just cos you're dumb. *runs* :p

I can't think of any mysteries :( I already know everything about everyone.

[Awrini]

We are all mysterious in our own mysteriously mysterious ways. And you have lost your speaking privledges. Coincidentally I have just now lost the same.
Mmmmmph mmmmph mmmmmmmmmmmmmmph!!!

PS: I was never here.

[demondude]

Why is Loony bob called loony bob?

[Awrini]

Why is Loony bob called loony bob?

Why ISN'T he?









Oh wait.

[Araciel]

Besides members that are CK's, Admin's, Site/Former Staff, and Christmas...
What about Recognized Members?:rolleyes2

you know they're really not that important.

[Awrini]

To be honest, the real mystery is "What compelled me to come to the forums and post today?"

I demand answers my friends! Answers!

[Baloki]

Who accused Site Staff of being important, I DEMAND TO KNOW!

[Iceglow]

I wanna know why everyone thinks I glow?

[CimminyCricket]

I can't think of any mysteries :( I already know everything about everyone.


I always thought you were female!

:mad2:

[Jojee]

The first statement was spoken after the 2nd :( *Now* I know everything about everyone.

[daggertrepe]

What does Raistlin do when not on EoFF???

[CimminyCricket]

The same thing he does everywhere.

[Ouch!]

I've always wondered why my brain things foa, kikimm, and rubah are the same person, even in the staff forum.
Oh? I'm not alone. That's good. I always have to do a double-take.

[atlanteay]

how did Ouch! get his name? what reeaaally happened :shifty:

[Iceglow]

The same thing he does everywhere.

Be plastered naked all over aircraft carriers for the male crews lonely days..... he is their dream xD

[CimminyCricket]

xD

[Eiko Guy]

Why was kenji banned? He was the only person I regularly talked to. Sure he made a few mistakes but don't all newbs. He was way better than devil man and devil man stayed for a long time.

Whatever happened to CHi? I miss chi!!!

How did devil man noot get banned quickly? Was he some experiment done by the site staff and higher ups?

[Evastio]

How does Psychotic wear his hair?

Oh I forgot your rules I don’t want to play anymore


This is no fun without talking about staff and former staff.


Well, if you post a mystery about a member that isn't one of the above then I guess you could post a mystery about those people.
I hope this straightens things out.


Besides members that are CK's, Admin's, Site/Former Staff, and Christmas...
What about Recognized Members?:rolleyes2
Well, we don't see much of them around here and they aren't talked about much, so I guess you could.


Translation: I didn't want this thread to be fun or interesting.

It's just the opposite. This thread'll get boring if we only talk about those people. I want people to try to post mysteries about a variety of members and not just them.

[James Leopold]

How did Hambone stop being invisible?

[KentaRawr!]

Why did Enano steal my brother's name?

Why am I posting right now?

Where is Christmas!?!?

[ReloadPsi]

I wanna know why everyone thinks I glow?

You don't wanna know how many people have got your gender right before actually either meeting you, hearing your voice or seeing pictures?

[Rocket Edge]

What ever happened to ff babe, & where would she be today?

[Jessweeee♪]

How did Hambone stop being invisible?

How did he start?

[Mr Nice]

Who was Tommy?

[eestlinc]

that's a stupid question. :D

ah where is Kishi these days.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v710/eestlinc/unne2_1.gif

edit: oh wait, that was <a href=http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-archive/75276-i-got-my-birthday-but-im-stuck-island-i-ned-get-mushrooms-foc.html>Timmy</a>, right? Tommy is the pinball wizard.

[Leeza]

Who accused Site Staff of being important, I DEMAND TO KNOW!
What makes you think that anyone ever did? :)


How did Hambone stop being invisible?
I sprinkled him with Visible Powder. :cat:

[rubah]

where does baloki keep his fox ears and tail?

[Iceglow]

I wanna know why everyone thinks I glow?

You don't wanna know how many people have got your gender right before actually either meeting you, hearing your voice or seeing pictures?

I admit that my last SCRATCH THAT, ALL my usernames have been girly, amount of times I get asked if I'm a lesbian girl xD Ok so yeah that would be cool to find out too.

[LunarWeaver]

Why does Ouch! not head to a hospital so he can be Cured! ?

[Misfit]

Why do all of you lack ingenuity to post something funny? ;D

[Heath]

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

[Yamaneko]

Why are threads are their respective replies so bad lately?

[Jowy]

Oh my god Yamaneko changed his avatar.

[Awrini]

No way. I don't believe it.

Its just not possible!

[ReloadPsi]

Why do all of you lack ingenuity to post something funny? ;D

So that we can all have something in common with you, apparently.

[Værn]

I've always kind of wondered if Chuck Norris was secretly one of the members of this forum, or really any of the other forums I hang around on.
*Edit* Why is Norris, Chuck censored like that? lol

[theundeadhero]

It's censored because Kishi is a benevolent god who listens when a subject asks him to do something not retarded.

[demondude]

It just so happens that I have evidence that the undeadhero is neither undead nor a hero.

[LunarWeaver]

Why do so many here judge something based on its humor value? Not everybody is posting something in hopes it makes the stadium give a standing ovation. It's like "LAFF OR GTFO" instead of tits in this place. I'm sure many have never consciously tried to make their posts funny, but people seem to assume they are.

Wait, what? Is this some kind of pseudo-rant? I don't like myself anymore.

[DK]

Why do all of you lack ingenuity to post something funny? ;D

So that we can all have something in common with you, apparently.

If ytmnd was working when I posted this I would have found one of him saying it but it's not so this will have to do. (http://www.sparelimited.com/dan/burn.wav)

[Jessweeee♪]

Don't ruin this thread with your KNOT FUNNI :nonono: nonsense :cry:

[Evastio]

I kind of wonder how members with creative usernames (like Rengori, Kentarou, Hambone, Jojee, Azar, etc.) came up with their usernames, (Unless they took it from something I don't know of) what Cz stands for, and what Meat Puppet's nutritional label looks like. (those things that mention how many Calories, Protein, Fat Carbohydrates, Vitamins, etc. are in the food)

That's all I can think of right now.

[Jojee]

Kentarou is probably from something Japanese :| That has to do with swords!

And my real life nickname when I was younger was Jojo xD Some people still call me that.

Cz stands for Czech Republic!

Meat Puppet is not nutritious.

^_^

[Evastio]

That just leaves the mysteries of Rengori's and Hambone's username origin unknown.

[Awrini]

JOJOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~11~ <3

Need more be said?

[daggertrepe]

Why was Chris banned? :(

[Peegee]

How many tentacles does Kishi really have?

[Laddy]

Why does Jessweee not jess but weeees?

[Jojee]

JOJOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~11~ <3

Need more be said?
'NANOEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~!~!

How is that a mystery? D:< That is the mystery.

[Levian]

Why do Bert suddenly appear, everytime you are near?~

[The Unknown Guru]

Does Meat Puppet like the Meat Puppets?

[licence]

I appear and disappear alot because I get bored with the site occasionally and just need a break.

[ReloadPsi]

It just so happens that I have evidence that the undeadhero is neither undead nor a hero.

The hero part is actually extremely likely.

[XxSephirothxX]

I kind of wonder how members with creative usernames (like Rengori, Kentarou, Hambone, Jojee, Azar, etc.) came up with their usernames
You should just search through Gen Chat for any one of a dozen "How did u get ur name" threads. They come every couple months.

[Jessweeee♪]

Why does Jessweee not jess but weeees?

Why Jess when you can Weeee?

[Freya]

I don't understand why many users cant spell their names, even though their names are available in the correct spelling. "I'll be cool and misspell it because it makes me cool!!!!" Learn to spell, noobs.

[themagicroundabout]

Where is bipper GOEing to, and will he ever get there?

[Old Manus]

Do Psychotic has sword?

[Laddy]

Is eiko guy really an eiko guy?

[Jojee]

Is eiko guy really an eiko guy pedo? PS Eiko sucks >=|

[CloudDragon]

I miss MikArt.

[Rengori]

Vikeve, why oh why do you like Pelliper so much? What will it take to show that Magikarp is more awesome?

[scrumpleberry]

Where is bipper GOEing to, and will he ever get there?

I have ALWAYS wondered that.

[daggertrepe]

Why does atlanteay have little amounts of usernotes???

[Bunny]

Old Manus and Christmas: Rivals or siblings?

[Fonzie]

I am all that is man.

[Goldenboko]

How did I end up ~DT~'s bitch?
Where is Dynast-Kid?

[Rye]

Chris got banned for posting stuff with naked Grace Jones. :barf:

[daggertrepe]

How did I end up ~DT~'s bitch?

Because you're my favorite member! :greenie:


Chris got banned for posting stuff with naked Grace Jones. :barf:

EW.

[Værn]

Is Old Manus really that old? Where's New Manus?

[Dynast-Kid]

Why was feona17 banned?

What is Shiny''s real name?

What is the true nature of Boko and HATMAN's relationship?...



How did Hambone stop being invisible?

How did he start?

*Vanishga*

[Khaotic]

I don't understand why many users cant spell their names, even though their names are available in the correct spelling. "I'll be cool and misspell it because it makes me cool!!!!" Learn to spell, noobs.

I don't think my name has anything to do with my spelling, besides, you can't just assume it wasn't available when I registered. Also, it's not my fault Admins won't give me a name change.