If you were teleported into the FFVI world...

[scrumpleberry]

...what would you do? Who would you slap in the face, who would you stalk obsessively, where would you live, how would you make money?

I would probably hunt down every last character and talk at them incessantly until they placed a restraining order. Then I would try to befriend Kefka...nyahahaha...

Lets say you can arrive in the world at ANY point during the timeline, pre game, postgame, during the game, whatever.

[Mirage]

I would go there before the game started in order to accumulate a decent amunt of exp and gil, then hit on Tina in the world of ruin.

[Flying Mullet]

I would bring skiing to Narshe and build a posh ski resort.

[AOp]

The FFVI world doesn't seem like it would ever be a fun place to be. Things just go from bad to worse.

[scrumpleberry]

The FFVI world doesn't seem like it would ever be a fun place to be. Things just go from bad to worse.

Myes, but the point is not the world, its the PEOPLE and what you would do with them.

Still, if you do not wish to teleport, so be it.

[f f freak]

I'd do something naughty with Edgar involving me, him and a whole lotta sand. Yes we'd submerge Figaro to escape the Empire. We'd be very naughty doing that.

I'd also slap Gau and teach him how to be normal.

[Avarice-ness]

There should be no question what I'd do. :)

[Vermachtnis]

I would cause mischief! Oooh, yes! Such mischief will I cause with Umaro. We will throw snowballs!

[Flying Mullet]

There should be no question what I'd do. :)
Hang out with the children in Mobliz and read them bedtime stories? :confused:

[Avarice-ness]

There should be no question what I'd do. :)
Hang out with the children in Mobliz and read them bedtime stories? :confused:

Of course I would!


You know, Until I unleashed an unholy take over and have the kids learn the ways of the Zozonians then take them to Kefkas tower and sacrifice them with Bipper's Goets.

But you didn't hear that from me! :D

[scrumpleberry]

Of course not. ;)

But what about your unholy evil partnership with Kefka?

[Avarice-ness]

Of course not. ;)

But what about your unholy evil partnership with Kefka?

Well duhh~ I'd be sacrificing the kids and goets -with- him. If I wasn't on his side I'd be doing it in the confort of my own home! I mean, ever evil villain needs a sexy trophy wife to stab him in the face when he's asleep so she can take over the world you all would be in stand by him and watch his ultimate goal of destruction prevail!

[Flying Mullet]

Of course not. ;)

But what about your unholy evil partnership with Kefka?

Well duhh~ I'd be sacrificing the kids and goets -with- him. If I wasn't on his side I'd be doing it in the confort of my own home! I mean, ever evil villain needs a sexy trophy wife to stab him in the face when he's asleep so she can take over the world you all would be in stand by him and watch his ultimate goal of destruction prevail!
Avarice-ness is a trophy wife! :eek:

[Wuggly Blight]

Squat in Doma and start my own country!

[Lynx]

id fry up some moogle see how it tastes.

[blackmage_nuke]

I'd probably be in one of those hidden chocobo stables, where nobody ever visits, oblivious to the destruction of the world.

[Rengori]

I'd be stalking Avarice while she does all of that.

[Captain Maxx Power]

Maxx live off Veldt! Uaoow! Uaaoooww!!

[JackNapier]

I'd be stalking Avarice while she does all of that.

I'd be assisting Avarice while she did all of that.

[Avarice-ness]

I'd be stalking Avarice while she does all of that.

I'd be assisting Avarice while she did all of that.

My god my Cult fanclub is already behind me in my plans for world domination new world order constructive world cristism.

[Rengori]

I'd be stalking Avarice while she does all of that.

I'd be assisting Avarice while she did all of that.

My god my Cult fanclub is already behind me in my plans for world domination new world order constructive world cristism.

You act like you didn't know I existed.

[Siegfried]

I would help Flying Mullet by chilling with the Moogles and making their lair part of the ski resort. You know a cool place to hang out, dance, no random encounters, and HAY!

[scrumpleberry]

Oh dear God, what have I done in creating this thread!


...

Meh, what the hell, I'll join too.

[,,,]

Well, first thing's first, I'd liberally hit on the mayor of Zozo.

But inbetween that, let's see. I'd hunt down Gogo and disrobe him/her/it. Not for sexual purposes, just curiosity.

And if things didn't work out between Locke and Celes, I'd take her back to the room with chains and live out some of my youngest fantasies.

ok, that last one was too much information, wasn't it?

[Avarice-ness]

I'd be stalking Avarice while she does all of that.

I'd be assisting Avarice while she did all of that.

My god my Cult fanclub is already behind me in my plans for world domination new world order constructive world cristism.

You act like you didn't know I existed.

I'VE NEVER MET RENREN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE I SWEAR, HE'S JUST A RANDOM PERSON WHO FOLLOWS ME AROUND
Gotta keep up pretenses. Silly RenRen. :razz:


Oh dear God, what have I done in creating this thread!


...

Meh, what the hell, I'll join too.

Welcome, You can sign your life away right on this line.. ____
basically it means that you'll help me with world domination clean some homeless shelters and get on your hands and knees to shove a jidoorians head in the sand do some hardcore scrubbing on the mayor of Jidoors car! :D


Well, first thing's first, I'd liberally hit on the mayor of Zozo.

What would you do when I told you I had an offer you couldn't refuse? :razz:

[Necronopticous]

http://www.JEREMYTIME/upload/hmm.jpg

[Markus. D]

I'd Fondle Kefka's Hair. :3

[scrumpleberry]

Welcome, You can sign your life away right on this line.. Moonraven Asterisk von Iridescent
basically it means that you'll help me with world domination clean some homeless shelters and get on your hands and knees to shove a jidoorians head in the sand do some hardcore scrubbing on the mayor of Jidoors car! :D



Done. Now when do we start our plans for world domination lunch?

[ScottNUMBERS]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c381/scottnumbers/Kefka.jpg

[Avarice-ness]

Welcome, You can sign your life away right on this line.. Moonraven Asterisk von Iridescent
basically it means that you'll help me with world domination clean some homeless shelters and get on your hands and knees to shove a jidoorians head in the sand do some hardcore scrubbing on the mayor of Jidoors car! :D



Done. Now when do we start our plans for world domination lunch?

Waho! Right about now, we'll be feasting on some roast beast while killing being very kind to the poor jidoorian kids who were forced to cook it so kind to make it for us!


http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c381/scottnumbers/Kefka.jpg

:love:

[darksword12]

I'd go around bitching about how much I hate the esper system.

[blackmage_nuke]

The espers would never choose you (which might cause you to hate them more)

[,,,]

What would you do when I told you I had an offer you couldn't refuse? :razz:

And why would I want to refuse??



http://www.JEREMYTIME/upload/hmm.jpg

Yeah..... that's the room.... now excuse me while I take a cold shower.

[silentenigma]

i'd be a counselor for Dwane and whats-her-face. Eileen, was it?

[scrumpleberry]

Owain and Elaine I think.

It's a reference to something, but I can't remember what.

Edit: D'oh, that's right. They were a knight and lady in stories about King Arthur, I think.

[blackmage_nuke]

Owain is Cyan's son, it's duane and elaine i think

[f f freak]

Owain is Cyan's son, it's duane and elaine i think

Isn't Duane that man in Mobliz? The one who knocked Katrine up?

[blackmage_nuke]

Oh i thought elaine was the girl who got knocked up, but katrine sounds right

[scrumpleberry]

Gah:

Cyan's family: Elaine and Owain

Stupid kids: Duane and Katarin/Katrine/whatev

[Psychotic]

Capture, cook and eat Relm.

[ReloadPsi]

I'd be in WOB, then die after the whole Floating Continent incident so that I don't have to live in a world where people have nothing better to do than level grind.

[Avarice-ness]

I'd be in WOB, then die after the whole Floating Continent incident so that I don't have to live in a world where people have nothing better to do than level grind.

I'll just send my guys out to knock you off before you had a chance to die in WoR...

OH NO WAIT!


I'd have my guys lock you in seclusion until the incident passed, then we'd release you to like right when Kefka starts zapping everything, then we'd all some how save you from every way of death possible! =D You're not dying on my watch, EVERRRRR!

[ScottNUMBERS]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c381/scottnumbers/lolkefka.jpg

[Heath]

Probably end up on one of those towns that surround Vector so I can moan about being oppressed by the Empire and laugh when the Espers go insane on it.

[Avarice-ness]

Probably end up on one of those towns that surround Vector so I can moan about being oppressed by the Empire and laugh when the Espers go insane on it.

Why not just come to Zozo, we moan because we drink to much and we laugh at everyone else because we can! Who needs opression when you've got a blanket of rain falling on your head 24/7! :D

[Araciel]

i'd live in Zozo and always tell the truth....or WOULD i?!?

[Avarice-ness]

i'd live in Zozo and always tell the truth....or WOULD i?!?


The world will never know!

[f f freak]

While Avarice-ness was trying to promote Zozo I'd be Kefka's bit on the side.

[Avarice-ness]

While Avarice-ness was trying to promote Zozo I'd be Kefka's bit on the side.


Pfft, I'm Kefka's best buddy ever. He won't kill me because he knows I wouldn't mind being killed by him AND I'm the cheif reason his cults work out so well. He wants to be a god, I'll make him a god.

PRAISE BE TO KEFKA~

[f f freak]

While Avarice-ness was trying to promote Zozo I'd be Kefka's bit on the side.


Pfft, I'm Kefka's best buddy ever. He won't kill me because he knows I wouldn't mind being killed by him AND I'm the cheif reason his cults work out so well. He wants to be a god, I'll make him a god.

PRAISE BE TO KEFKA~

Yeah but what will he do when you're off making his cults work out well? Naturally I'd be there to entertain him.

[Heath]

Probably end up on one of those towns that surround Vector so I can moan about being oppressed by the Empire and laugh when the Espers go insane on it.

Why not just come to Zozo, we moan because we drink to much and we laugh at everyone else because we can! Who needs opression when you've got a blanket of rain falling on your head 24/7! :D

I live in the British equivalent of Zozo. I felt like diversifying, though I'm still flattered by the offer.

[Sick Boy]

I would live off on my own as a hermit in the mountains, only stopping by towns when I absolutely needed supplies and could not get them on my own otherwise.

Or maybe I would live in Thamasa, that seems like it would be a pretty cool place to live.

[Rengori]

Probably end up on one of those towns that surround Vector so I can moan about being oppressed by the Empire and laugh when the Espers go insane on it.

Why not just come to Zozo, we moan because we drink to much and we laugh at everyone else because we can! Who needs opression when you've got a blanket of rain falling on your head 24/7! :D

I live in the British equivalent of Zozo. I felt like diversifying, though I'm still flattered by the offer.

Isn't pretty much all of Britian like Zozo at the moment?

[,,,]

While Avarice-ness was trying to promote Zozo I'd be Kefka's bit on the side.


Pfft, I'm Kefka's best buddy ever. He won't kill me because he knows I wouldn't mind being killed by him AND I'm the cheif reason his cults work out so well. He wants to be a god, I'll make him a god.

PRAISE BE TO KEFKA~

Yeah but what will he do when you're off making his cults work out well? Naturally I'd be there to entertain him.

*anxiously awaiting the catfight*

[scrumpleberry]

Isn't pretty much all of Britian like Zozo at the moment?


I'm not paticularly patriotic, but that is a very broad and pretty insulting generalisation. Nope. :P

[f f freak]

Probably end up on one of those towns that surround Vector so I can moan about being oppressed by the Empire and laugh when the Espers go insane on it.

Why not just come to Zozo, we moan because we drink to much and we laugh at everyone else because we can! Who needs opression when you've got a blanket of rain falling on your head 24/7! :D

I live in the British equivalent of Zozo. I felt like diversifying, though I'm still flattered by the offer.

Isn't pretty much all of Britian like Zozo at the moment?

You mean perfect in every single way? Yep spot on. Well done you. :D

[Rengori]

Isn't pretty much all of Britian like Zozo at the moment?


I'm not paticularly patriotic, but that is a very broad and pretty insulting generalisation. Nope. :P

I was talking about the major flooding I've heard about on the news, I guess it's not as bad as they say.

[Heath]

I thought Zozo was just rainy? Didn't realise it was flooded as well, but we have had some rather bad flooding in England as of late. I was more on about the type of people and pride of appearance that my village and Zozo seem to share.

[blackmage_nuke]

Isn't pretty much all of Britian like Zozo at the moment?


I'm not paticularly patriotic, but that is a very broad and pretty insulting generalisation. Nope. :PInsult!? it is a compliment to be compared to Zozo

[Rengori]

I thought Zozo was just rainy? Didn't realise it was flooded as well, but we have had some rather bad flooding in England as of late. I was more on about the type of people and pride of appearance that my village and Zozo seem to share.

Oh. Well Avarice's raining 24/7 part threw me off.

[Namelessfengir]

if i was in ff6 land.... id blow my brains out cuz i was in fucking ff6 land!!!!

[blackmage_nuke]

Too bad there aernt any guns or explosives

[Rengori]

Too bad there aernt any guns or explosives

http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy6/Enemies/Bomb.gif

[Avarice-ness]

if i was in ff6 land.... id blow my brains out cuz i was in smurfing ff6 land!!!!

Don't worry I have people who can do that to you!



Too bad there aernt any guns or explosives

http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy6/Enemies/Bomb.gif

COME ON REN LET'S GO THROW SOME OF THOSE BOMBS AROUND!! =D



I thought Zozo was just rainy? Didn't realise it was flooded as well, but we have had some rather bad flooding in England as of late. I was more on about the type of people and pride of appearance that my village and Zozo seem to share.

Oh. Well Avarice's raining 24/7 part threw me off.

> >. We have the best water drainage system EVER KNOWN TO MAN.





While Avarice-ness was trying to promote Zozo I'd be Kefka's bit on the side.


Pfft, I'm Kefka's best buddy ever. He won't kill me because he knows I wouldn't mind being killed by him AND I'm the cheif reason his cults work out so well. He wants to be a god, I'll make him a god.

PRAISE BE TO KEFKA~

Yeah but what will he do when you're off making his cults work out well? Naturally I'd be there to entertain him.

*anxiously awaiting the catfight*

You'd like that wouldn't you!?

[,,,]

While Avarice-ness was trying to promote Zozo I'd be Kefka's bit on the side.


Pfft, I'm Kefka's best buddy ever. He won't kill me because he knows I wouldn't mind being killed by him AND I'm the cheif reason his cults work out so well. He wants to be a god, I'll make him a god.

PRAISE BE TO KEFKA~

Yeah but what will he do when you're off making his cults work out well? Naturally I'd be there to entertain him.

*anxiously awaiting the catfight*

You'd like that wouldn't you!?

I've even got your costumes picked out =)

...but come to think of it, I can't help being a /little/ weirded out that the question is "what would you do if you were in FFVI" and the only answers I have are at least borderline pervy.

...and least I haven't strayed into the realm of human-on-moogle sex. Yet. We'd all better just hope I don't come up with a way to figure out which ones are female. Or stop caring.

Wow, every sentence in that paragraph was a turn for the worse. That's gotta be a record of some kind.

[Rengori]

Too bad there aernt any guns or explosives

http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy6/Enemies/Bomb.gif

COME ON REN LET'S GO THROW SOME OF THOSE BOMBS AROUND!! =D


IN JIDOOR RIGHT?

[scrumpleberry]

Ohh right, I thought you were saying every city was like Zozo as in inhabitants and state of the buildings. Sorry.

In terms of the weather, yeah. Worse. It's fine up north though, it's missed it there.

[Heath]

> >. We have the best water drainage system EVER KNOWN TO MAN.


Good God, I'm sold, sign me up!

I guess Zozo must have a good drainage system if it manages to be habitable. Though I guess the bandits could just steal bottles of it.

[Avarice-ness]

> >. We have the best water drainage system EVER KNOWN TO MAN.


Good God, I'm sold, sign me up!

I guess Zozo must have a good drainage system if it manages to be habitable. Though I guess the bandits could just steal bottles of it.

=D! Yep! So come on! Sign your name on the line and you'll be our new best friend! :D

__________________________





Too bad there aernt any guns or explosives

http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy6/Enemies/Bomb.gif

COME ON REN LET'S GO THROW SOME OF THOSE BOMBS AROUND!! =D


IN JIDOOR RIGHT?

WHY OF COURSE!









While Avarice-ness was trying to promote Zozo I'd be Kefka's bit on the side.


Pfft, I'm Kefka's best buddy ever. He won't kill me because he knows I wouldn't mind being killed by him AND I'm the cheif reason his cults work out so well. He wants to be a god, I'll make him a god.

PRAISE BE TO KEFKA~

Yeah but what will he do when you're off making his cults work out well? Naturally I'd be there to entertain him.

*anxiously awaiting the catfight*

You'd like that wouldn't you!?

I've even got your costumes picked out =)

...but come to think of it, I can't help being a /little/ weirded out that the question is "what would you do if you were in FFVI" and the only answers I have are at least borderline pervy.

...and least I haven't strayed into the realm of human-on-moogle sex. Yet. We'd all better just hope I don't come up with a way to figure out which ones are female. Or stop caring.

Wow, every sentence in that paragraph was a turn for the worse. That's gotta be a record of some kind.

AS OF JULY 31, 2007, ,,, IS DECLARED AND HONORARY ZOZONIAN SOLEY BECAUSE OF THAT POST!

[,,,]

AS OF JULY 31, 2007, ,,, IS DECLARED AND HONORARY ZOZONIAN SOLEY BECAUSE OF THAT POST!

WOHOO! Sorry Celes and moogles, the room with chains will have to wait. I've got a job now!

*gets in line and begins telling people the seconds are divisible by 20.*

[Rengori]

AS OF JULY 31, 2007, ,,, IS DECLARED AND HONORARY ZOZONIAN SOLEY BECAUSE OF THAT POST!

WOHOO! Sorry Celes and moogles, the room with chains will have to wait. I've got a job now!

*gets in line and begins telling people the seconds are divisible by 20.*

I'll take over for the Celes and chains thing for you.

[Avarice-ness]

MAN YOU GUYS! This thread should show everyone how awesome being teleported into the FFVI world would be!

JOIN US! JOIN US!

I'll be playing with Celes and the moogles now, RenRen's gotta do the dishes. =D

[,,,]

MAN YOU GUYS! This thread should show everyone how awesome being teleported into the FFVI world would be!

JOIN US! JOIN US!

I'll be playing with Celes and the moogles now, RenRen's gotta do the dishes. =D

Avirice-ness, Celes, chains, moogles......... Avirice-ness, Celes, chains, moogles......... Avirice-ness, Celes, chains, moogles.........

I think I've been permanently brainwarped now.

[Fuzoya]

I guess I would start off by training and killing monsters for money and buy myself a house if I were teleported to the FFVI world :cool:

[Flying Mullet]

Attention, the newly opened Narshe ski resort is offering a free moogle with a one-week package purchase! :mog: