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Sephex
07-27-2007, 05:44 PM
What would you do?

DK
07-27-2007, 05:45 PM
The can-can on top of Buckingham Palace. :pinkelephant:

Psychotic
07-27-2007, 05:46 PM
Storm the girl's dorm. Firstly I'd take out the hag, and then stand on the table and wait for nurse hag and library hag to come, and then give them a spud apiece between their eyes. Then it would be a simple matter of hiding in the bin at the end of the corridor until the heat was off.

From then on, it would be a simple rampage through the girl's dorm, smashing furniture, breaking lights, leaving stink bombs and eggs in their beds, the usual stuff.

fredsanford
07-27-2007, 05:47 PM
Now thats a thread! I would fill it up with potatoes and lift it for exercise and I would also use it to shoot up at the sky in my spare time, and I would run away from the falling potatoes !!! !:p

rubah
07-27-2007, 06:27 PM
I would turn it into a protato gun and give it to proto

edczxcvbnm
07-27-2007, 11:38 PM
What happened to Kawaii?

Iceglow
07-27-2007, 11:47 PM
I'd be holding Psychotic's back only I'd hide in the knicker draw of Jojo.

LunarWeaver
07-27-2007, 11:57 PM
I'd lurk around Elementary schools waiting for recess to start, then charge in and start shooting children. :(

oddler
07-28-2007, 12:24 AM
Where has Kawaii Ryukishi been?

Jojee
07-28-2007, 12:25 AM
lol PotatOWN. That's acutally kinda good. :p

Hambone
07-28-2007, 12:25 AM
I like potato wedges.

Shlup
07-28-2007, 12:26 AM
I love potato canons. Mine is way too powerful to shoot at people though. Once I fired it at a brick wall and you didn't even see it explode; it was like just gone. I had to get really close to start finding pieces of it.

Vermachtnis
07-28-2007, 12:29 AM
I have shot a potato into a grate, but it made mashed potatoes :(
I also shot one through a chain link fence and that just made one angry cow. I swear I didn't see it.

daggertrepe
07-28-2007, 04:15 AM
edczxcvbnm

Relena
07-28-2007, 04:24 AM
I would shoot that fat woman who was being really stupid and lecturing me about kicking.

Meat Puppet
07-28-2007, 04:27 AM
Shoot some motherfucking dinosaurs.

Leeza
07-28-2007, 04:34 AM
I have a potato gun... by default. I would keep it in the closet because it scares the dogs and cats. And that's just where it is. :)

Namelessfengir
07-28-2007, 04:39 AM
id take out all the seeds that were so useless that they didn't even earn a name

Fonzie
07-28-2007, 05:15 AM
Use it as a bong.

Nominus Experse
07-28-2007, 06:01 AM
Chase my girlfriend

Rengori
07-28-2007, 06:28 AM
Probably snipe parked cars from the bushes, but I am intrigued as to where Kishi's been.

blackmage_nuke
07-28-2007, 09:39 AM
Take the potatos out, replace them with bullets, shoot a cow, cook a steak, have the potato on the side with butter

Sergeant Hartman
07-28-2007, 10:12 AM
Sniping people is fun.

Heath
07-28-2007, 11:30 AM
Probably use it to overthrow the pensioners that rule North Wales and install myself as a dictator of the the North Welsh coastal area. From there, I would gather forces to invade Birmingham led by me and my mighty spud gun.

Formalhaut
07-28-2007, 01:59 PM
Id turn invincable, turn the gun see trhough as well and walk down the street shooting people without anyone noticing haha!

Breine
07-28-2007, 02:00 PM
... ehm, I guess it would save me some money? Shooting people down with potatoes souns like fun, though... for like the first day or two.

Sweet Beloved
07-28-2007, 05:02 PM
Snipe people.
It would be so much fun to hit someone with a potato, like my uncle when he's outside in his yard, and watch him look around with a 'wtf' look.
He would so hate me for that....
But then again, I'm childish.
=]

ReloadPsi
07-28-2007, 05:18 PM
Snipe Kawaii Ryukishi

stalpho slayer
08-01-2007, 08:16 PM
sniping is fun

shh here comes the girlscouts:shoot: :shoot: hah hah eat potatoes

The Unknown Guru
08-01-2007, 08:18 PM
I would kill goats with it.

XxSephirothxX
08-01-2007, 08:22 PM
I did have a potato gun. It was kind of weak, though. I just shot lots of things with it until I ran out of potato.

Vincent, Thunder God
08-01-2007, 09:10 PM
I refuse to answer this poll, since it doesn't contain the only option I would have chosen - to use said potato gun to aid in creating an endless supply of poutine.

Cid the 4th
08-08-2007, 07:23 PM
I would make chips out of the potatoes I fire.

theundeadhero
08-09-2007, 11:22 AM
"If" I had a potato gun when I was I kid I "might" shoot the birdhouse with it in the middle of the night and watch it explode. On accident.

The Mog Ninja
08-09-2007, 11:46 AM
SNIPER PEW PEW PEW

xXsarahXx
08-09-2007, 02:59 PM
shoot my fiance because he shot me with his airsoft gun the other day :(