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Fonzie
07-30-2007, 01:03 AM
1) AIDS

Edit: Because some of you guys can't only post a couple words, only one way. kthanxbi.

Cookie
07-30-2007, 01:04 AM
2) Falcon punch.

Faris
07-30-2007, 01:05 AM
3) Standing under a falling herd of goats.

rubah
07-30-2007, 01:05 AM
BROKEN HEART
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Rye
07-30-2007, 01:06 AM
5) The cholera

Comet
07-30-2007, 01:06 AM
6. Shove a chefs knife up yo ass

Rengori
07-30-2007, 01:14 AM
7. Internet memes

blackmage_nuke
07-30-2007, 01:22 AM
8. causes unknown

Ramza Beoulve
07-30-2007, 01:23 AM
9. Mad girlfriend's little sisters.

EDIT: by the way, excellent thread title :D

Rengori
07-30-2007, 01:28 AM
EDIT: by the way, excellent thread title :D
Everyone loves Megadeth.

Lawr
07-30-2007, 01:36 AM
10. Getting Shanked.

Vermachtnis
07-30-2007, 01:41 AM
11. Licking an electrical outlet.

The Summoner of Leviathan
07-30-2007, 01:42 AM
12. Being tied up to a piece of plywood facing upwards, while someone lays you in a stream, slowly adding rocks until the water covers your face making you less than an inch away from the surface.

LunarWeaver
07-30-2007, 01:48 AM
13) Pissing off a mobster that's inevitably named Tony.

cloud21zidane16
07-30-2007, 02:31 AM
14. jumping off a tall building.

Tavrobel
07-30-2007, 02:33 AM
15) Orgasm'd to death.

Lawr
07-30-2007, 02:39 AM
15) Orgasm'd to death.

Like pigs :bigsmile:?

Heath
07-30-2007, 02:50 AM
16. Growing a really long beard and getting it trapped in a paper shredder.

Jessweeee♪
07-30-2007, 03:48 AM
17. Getting Stabbed :O

Psychotic
07-30-2007, 03:59 AM
18. Fellating a chainsaw in motion.

Ace14
07-30-2007, 04:36 AM
19. Struck by lightning

Araciel
07-30-2007, 04:38 AM
when i die i'll add one to the list.

Arc_Master_14
07-30-2007, 04:39 AM
20 get attack by a metal monster

OdaisÚ Gaelach
07-30-2007, 04:39 AM
21. Radiation sickness.

Now that's a horrible way to go... :(

Mogi
07-30-2007, 04:41 AM
22. Eaten by a starving Moogle while you sleep.

ChaosCalibur
07-30-2007, 06:45 AM
23. Indigestion, from eating moogles... :s

I Took the Red Pill
07-30-2007, 07:38 AM
Eating chlorine tablets like they were ice cream sandwiches~

Rengori
07-30-2007, 07:39 AM
24: RengorAIDS

McLovin'
07-30-2007, 07:41 AM
25) Penis cut off by scissors.

Markus. D
07-30-2007, 07:52 AM
26) Watch a certain video and pick up the phone that will ring right after it.

CloudDragon
07-30-2007, 08:00 AM
27) Killing yourself

Heath
07-30-2007, 09:20 AM
28) Penguin attack at a local zoo.

Ciretho
07-30-2007, 09:36 AM
29) Your friend hits you one too many times and you run out of HP XD

demondude
07-30-2007, 10:45 AM
30.) drowning in a sea of cat macros

The Mog Ninja
07-30-2007, 01:17 PM
31. Eating a keyboard then the keyboard melts in your stomach and then all the poisonous plastic from the keyboard goes all through your bloodstream and into your brain and you go on a crazy plastic-fueled rampage for 24 hours until you burst your anus for excreting a keyboard far too big for it and die.

Breine
07-30-2007, 02:58 PM
32. A bungey jump malfunction.

Lawr
07-30-2007, 03:02 PM
33. Getting Lynched.

ReloadPsi
07-30-2007, 03:05 PM
34. Opening a glass bottle that has floated to shore and appears to contain a message... and it's full of nerve gas.

Heath
07-30-2007, 04:04 PM
35. Being hit by a giant cricket bat across the Atlantic Ocean from Bristol to Nova Scotia.

Hambone
07-30-2007, 04:17 PM
36. Running into a wall a lot.

daggertrepe
07-30-2007, 04:41 PM
37. Breaking your ribs!

The Ceej
07-30-2007, 07:59 PM
38. Stepping into a woodchipper.

mooglebunni608
07-30-2007, 08:23 PM
39. Stepping off a cliff into a sea of flesh-eating monkeys.

Fonzie
07-31-2007, 12:14 AM
39. Stepping off a cliff into a sea of flesh-eating monkeys.

Monkey's can't swim. Thanks Animal Planet. :)

Araciel
07-31-2007, 12:16 AM
35. Being hit by a giant cricket bat across the Atlantic Ocean from Bristol to Nova Scotia.

and if you've ever been to nova scotia, you know that it's a terrible place to meet your end.

Rengori
07-31-2007, 12:16 AM
40. Falling face first into a bear trap. (visualize it)

Spammerman
07-31-2007, 12:21 AM
31. Eating a keyboard then the keyboard melts in your stomach and then all the poisonous plastic from the keyboard goes all through your bloodstream and into your brain and you go on a crazy plastic-fueled rampage for 24 hours until you burst your anus for excreting a keyboard far too big for it and die.
But the keyboard melted.


39. Stepping off a cliff into a sea of flesh-eating monkeys.

Monkey's can't swim. Thanks Animal Planet. :)

Never said they did.


41. You piss off an elf and he fires a hail or arros up your ass.

Rengori
07-31-2007, 12:23 AM
36. You piss off an elf and he fires a hail or arros up your ass.
Since when did 36 come after 40?

f f freak
07-31-2007, 12:26 AM
42?. Jumping off of a 3,000,000,000,000,000ft building into a pit of spikes that opens and drops you into an electrified cage that blows up and sends you to Alaska where you get eaten by Wolves and then crapped out into a freezing cold lake get frozen for a million years and then, amazed that you are still alive, slip and break a nail, which leads to suicide.

strawberryman
07-31-2007, 12:30 AM
43. Is not boredom, but being bored enough to jump off your roof to prove your theory of human flight and landing headfirst into your driveway from two stories up is.

Unofficial 44 usually starts with taking strawberries from me. :D

ff7+ff10 gurl 100
07-31-2007, 01:23 AM
44) Choking on a fork. [:

Sakura
07-31-2007, 01:27 AM
45. Old age?

Spammerman
07-31-2007, 01:37 AM
45. Old age?

i was gonna use 99 as living to this age and jumping off your bed.

scrumpleberry
07-31-2007, 01:39 AM
46. A mixup involving bottled water and 100% proof alcohol.

Steve
07-31-2007, 01:40 AM
47. Ebola Zaire gained by letting Psychotic lick your battle wounds from fighting with Loony BoBs clone army.

Peter_20
07-31-2007, 01:41 AM
46: getting a knife pressed into your back by a mega-hot striptease dancer, like the scene from Dead Or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball 2. :D

If I were to be executed then I would choose this death, no question!

Sergeant Hartman
07-31-2007, 01:45 AM
47. Shot by sniper.

strawberryman
07-31-2007, 01:46 AM
44) Choking on a fork. [:

Told you.

50. BEARS. (Stephen Colbert approves.)

Actual numbering here, yay reorganization.

Heath
07-31-2007, 01:47 AM
48. Death by falling off the edge of the Earth.

Eiko Guy
07-31-2007, 03:19 AM
51. DEFYING ME

qwertysaur
07-31-2007, 04:00 AM
52)

Death by Sandwitch. (Being hit with it repetedly)

Spammerman
07-31-2007, 04:08 AM
53. Numbering this wrong and screwing everyone up

TyphoonThaReapa
07-31-2007, 08:53 AM
54. A'yo, messin' with that boy TyphoonThaReapa ya' heard me son! Trust me, he killed me before...:rolleyes2...Oh and ya' momma.:cool:

Laddy
07-31-2007, 09:05 AM
55. A really bad cold.

Ace14
07-31-2007, 09:44 AM
56. Yelling so loudly your head explodes.

Rocket Edge
07-31-2007, 10:02 AM
57. Suicide.

Ramza Beoulve
07-31-2007, 10:13 AM
58. http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/4002/bad222ry8.gif x 100

Rengori
07-31-2007, 10:29 AM
59. Hammer Smashed Face

Ramza Beoulve
07-31-2007, 11:05 AM
60. DOINK!

I'm actually impressed no one has mentioned this o.o

Breine
07-31-2007, 12:09 PM
61. Getting eaten by a zombie.

Rengori
07-31-2007, 12:48 PM
61. Getting eaten by a zombie.

62. Getting your head smashed by a bloke named Shaun.

Levian
07-31-2007, 01:10 PM
63. Curiousity

well if you're a cat anyway.

Polaris
07-31-2007, 01:48 PM
64. Snake poison! :(

Heath
07-31-2007, 02:11 PM
65. Ask a violinist if they play the viola. Usually results in death from what I've been told.

Dynast-Kid
07-31-2007, 03:04 PM
66. Battery Acid Cocktails

Bunny
07-31-2007, 03:06 PM
67. Looking in the mirror.

Fonzie
07-31-2007, 08:43 PM
68. Saying Looney BoB 3 times, gets you banned. Ban = Death.

qwertysaur
07-31-2007, 09:13 PM
69) Driving your car off of a bridge into a river.

Old Manus
07-31-2007, 11:20 PM
70) Jehovah's Witness

Rengori
07-31-2007, 11:22 PM
71) Following the Freezing Moon (I bet less then 3 people on this entire forum are gonna get the reference)

Fonzie
07-31-2007, 11:27 PM
72) Anal Leakage.

Steve
07-31-2007, 11:29 PM
73 beaten to death with wooden duck garden decorations

Rengori
07-31-2007, 11:30 PM
72) Anal Leakage.

74) Balloons.

Ramza Beoulve
07-31-2007, 11:42 PM
71) Following the Freezing Moon (I bet less then 3 people on this entire forum are gonna get the reference)*Sings* Everything here is so cold
Everything here is so dark
I remember it as from a dream
In the corner of this time...

75. Playing against someone who Plays for Blood :p

qwertysaur
07-31-2007, 11:46 PM
76)

Being trmapled by an army of rabid squirrels.

Ace14
08-01-2007, 01:21 AM
77. Eaten by evil mangooses in samurai armor...

KentaRawr!
08-01-2007, 01:25 AM
78. During an interrogation.

Tavrobel
08-01-2007, 01:51 AM
79) THE NOS!

Goldenboko
08-01-2007, 02:22 AM
80.) Being Mauled by a Chocobo

Brennan
08-01-2007, 03:01 AM
81) Drinking a Molotov Cocktail while its lit, making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Heath
08-01-2007, 03:12 AM
82. Listening to your iPod loudly and stopping to tie your laces on the railway line. I'm sure you can guess the next part.

qwertysaur
08-01-2007, 03:25 AM
83) Haveing an angry cat thrown at your face.

Monster Hunt
08-02-2007, 11:35 AM
If no one has said this:

84) Getting hit by a bus/truck/train/tram/van/car... etc...

or

85) Bleeding to death after trying a new trend of streaking in a boxing ring.

Relena
08-03-2007, 04:51 AM
86. Lighting a match while covered in gasoline.

Arc_Master_14
08-03-2007, 04:59 AM
87 eat to many sunflower seeds without chewing the go poo and the seeds rip a hole in the sides of your anus and you bleed internally and die

OdaisÚ Gaelach
08-03-2007, 05:03 AM
88. Getting in Jack Bauer's way.

Anon
08-03-2007, 05:07 AM
89.-threatening the president with a pistol-shaped lighter

Heath
08-03-2007, 01:55 PM
90. The old "let's a dig a hole and put leaves over it so that somebody falls in!" trick. Only they forgot to stop digging and consequently ended up in outer space.

Baloki
08-03-2007, 02:17 PM
99) AIDS

Rengori
08-03-2007, 02:24 PM
92) SuperAIDS

Old Manus
08-03-2007, 03:10 PM
93) Rengori posting 10 times in this thread

Fonzie
08-03-2007, 08:11 PM
94) Old Manus being a /b/tard

smily face
08-03-2007, 08:30 PM
95 no tv

VŠrn
08-03-2007, 08:58 PM
27) Killing yourself

57. Suicide.
Same thing.

If no one has said this:

84) Getting hit by a bus/truck/train/tram/van/car... etc...
Yep, two posts behind you.

82. Listening to your iPod loudly and stopping to tie your laces on the railway line. I'm sure you can guess the next part.



85) Bleeding to death after trying a new trend of streaking in a boxing ring.
One way per post =o

This is going to take a while to type out, so at the risk of having somebody post before I finish I'm not going to put a number one it. I may have posted it already in another thread just for the sake of getting a doomsday plan out there, but I'm too tired at the moment to check.

I was sitting in the back of the room during science class one day a few years ago while the teacher was talking about air pressure, and how in an inflated balloon the internal pressure it constantly pushing outward trying to escape; when a hole is poked into the balloon it all tries escaping from the hole at one the balloon explode from the pressure. At the moment I happened to be paying very little attention and was flipping through random pages in the textbook and saw a few pages on the structure of the planet.
The core of the earth is composed of dense metals that would be hot enough to change into their gas form; however, the extreme weight from the crust and mantle keep them mostly in solid and liquid form. Certainly there must be a lot of internal pressure caused by the metals trying to expand, right?
Hmmm... Extreme internal pressure... what would happen if you would drill a hole to the core of the earth? My theory suggests the same thing that happens when you shove a needle into a balloon, except on a much more violent scale. The force from solid metals instantly turning to gas and shooting from the core to the surface could be enough to destroy the planet, right? Well, the problem is finding the equipment.
If the planet isn't destroyed in a violent explosion it could still cause massive death in many ways. Metal gases filling the air... not only searing hot but also very toxic, right? And after the gases fill the air they're going to eventually cool and harden, causing metal to rain and hail onto the surrounding cities. And last but not least, the complete loss of the planet's core would probably cause serious imbalance in gravity... gravity is created by large and dense objects, so what happens when the dense planet core is no longer at the center of the planet?
Plenty of consequences there, but I think it all would be able to fall under "Death by drilling a hole to the core of the planet."

*Edit* Subtracting those two that were already previously posted and that second "AIDS" post by Baloki, I'm #93.

SnoopyG
08-03-2007, 09:02 PM
95. Picking your nose and sticking your finger too far in

Fonzie
08-03-2007, 09:45 PM
How could anyone mess this up? It was so simple.

Closed.

Old Manus
08-03-2007, 09:52 PM
Posting in closed thread

Fonzie
08-03-2007, 09:56 PM
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x72/TheFonz2010/anibellybumpgz8pv8.gif

Del Murder
08-03-2007, 10:10 PM
Ok...