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Fonzie
07-31-2007, 04:15 AM
Thursday, August 19, 2088

Click Here. (www.deathclock.com)

Edit: http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x72/TheFonz2010/met_band_500.jpg
strawberryman
07-31-2007, 04:20 AM
Monday, August 23, 2027.

If I actually believed in this sort of thing, this would be kinda sucky, since I'm apparently going to die in 20 years. Least I wouldn't have to die old.

...If I believed in this sort of thing. >_>
Rengori
07-31-2007, 04:22 AM
Wednesday, April 20, 2050. I'll be 58.

I thought this thread was going to be made about Dethklok with the wrong spelling.
Avarice-ness
07-31-2007, 04:24 AM
Saturday, March 19, 2078.

But if the apocalypse happens before then I'll die then, 'cause I'm afraid of the post-apocalyptic world.
Fonzie
07-31-2007, 04:25 AM
Fixed.
Faris
07-31-2007, 04:25 AM
Wednesday, January 12, 2089

I would be 98. Heh.
Ramza Beoulve
07-31-2007, 04:48 AM
Thursday, October 19, 2062

The last time I used that thing it told me that I would die half the last year.

Meh.
Rengori
07-31-2007, 04:50 AM
Now it's Monday, June 14, 2066.
rubah
07-31-2007, 05:03 AM
I think I'm due for about October 15 2015/2018, but I'll do it again!

Apparently february 2068! Someone is WRONG somewhere.
Odaisé Gaelach
07-31-2007, 05:06 AM
Wednesday, September 26, 2007.

...Wait a minute! What?
rubah
07-31-2007, 05:12 AM
I'd take out life insurance, Odaisé.
strawberryman
07-31-2007, 05:14 AM
Wednesday, September 26, 2007.

...Wait a minute! What?

That's unfortunate. I don't suppose you're a sadist? I'm a sadist and apparently that cut my life expectancy down a good bit. But hey, I don't believe in this at all. ;)
McLovin'
07-31-2007, 05:17 AM
Age 72. Three other sites said I was gonna die at 72. Pretty freaky.
Jessweeee♪
07-31-2007, 05:18 AM
Tuesday, June 13, 2051

Oh....well....that's not too bad....I was almost certain I'd die in my thirties!
edczxcvbnm
07-31-2007, 05:32 AM
It said 2069 which is about 87 years old. Due to genetics and it not allowing me to choose a low enough BMI, I am going to take on 13 more years and live to 100 :D
CloudDragon
07-31-2007, 05:45 AM
Thursday, March 27, 2087

That makes me 98
Leen-Leen
07-31-2007, 06:33 AM
Apparently I'm dying on Saturday, November 28, 2071. I'll be 79 by then. xD

.. If I believed that was true!
KH-Cloudy
07-31-2007, 08:58 AM
Saturday, January 14, 2068

Ouch, on my friend's birthday too...oh jeez..
Firo Volondé
07-31-2007, 09:46 AM
Monday, April 21, 2064.

I have about 1.79*10^9 seconds to live.
Ace14
07-31-2007, 10:00 AM
Saturday, March 9, 2047

Damn that's too early for me, well this thing isn't real so I'm going to make myself live longer!! Is low BMI good?
Hazzard
07-31-2007, 10:03 AM
Tuesday, April 12, 2067

I'll be 74 years old. I don't mind, but I think this is bull****
Ace14
07-31-2007, 10:08 AM
Would 19 be considered low or high BMI?
Rengori
07-31-2007, 10:11 AM
Would 19 be considered low or high BMI?

If you're not like 4 feet tall, low.
Ace14
07-31-2007, 10:16 AM
Oh...I'm like 5'10'' soooo...not good. :( oh well this death clock is stupid anyway.
No.78
07-31-2007, 10:27 AM
Saturday, May 24, 2064

So I'll be 73.

I don't even know my BMI so =/
Ace14
07-31-2007, 10:30 AM
there should be a thing at the bottom of the page to determine your BMI.
demondude
07-31-2007, 12:27 PM
Thursday, February 14, 2069
Bunny
07-31-2007, 12:37 PM
Thursday, April 14th, 2068.

I believe that is what it said. I find this amusing because that is my girlfriend's 79th birthday. I will be 81.
Polaris
07-31-2007, 12:43 PM
Thursday, January 31, 2086

Oh :skull::skull::skull::skull: I'll be 98 when I'll die??? :kaolaugh:
Dynast-Kid
07-31-2007, 02:16 PM
Saturday, July 13, 2086

I'll be 99 when I die?...All right with me!xD

...But that's only possible if the ancient Mayans, with their calendars even more accurate than modern day ones, are wrong about the world coming to an end in the year 2012.
Mirage
07-31-2007, 02:32 PM
there should be a thing at the bottom of the page to determine your BMI.

There is a thing at the bottom of the page to determine your BMI, And having a too low BMI probably won't let you live longer.

BMI is far from an absolute indicator of health anyway. A heavyweight boxer would probably have a BMI of 30, but he would still not be overweight.
Brennan
07-31-2007, 02:58 PM
Mine said: You will die in 7 days! :(

No not really.
Sunday, October 21, 2068
73 years old.
YTDN
07-31-2007, 03:11 PM
Wednesday, September 7, 2072
Seconds left to live...
2,054,469,110

Wow, I'll be 79 when I die.
cloud21zidane16
07-31-2007, 03:26 PM
Mine said: You will die in 7 days! :(

No not really.
Sunday, October 21, 2068
73 years old.

lol i die the day after you:p
Disco Potato
07-31-2007, 03:28 PM
Thursday, September 24, 2082

That's 15 years later than what it said the last time I checked :p

Edit: I'll be dying when I'm 94 :cool:
Comet
07-31-2007, 04:22 PM
Saturday, October 16th, 2066.

I will be 73!
Breine
07-31-2007, 04:34 PM
Tuesday, May 11, 2083.

... Which means I will live to be 95 :cool:
Vincent, Thunder God
08-01-2007, 09:07 PM
I checked my "death clock" several times on the Optimistic setting and got results spanning from 2077-2088. Obviously the site doesn't make use of cookies, because one can get quite a range of results even with the exact same settings.
oddler
08-01-2007, 09:44 PM
Tuesday, March 17, 2082.

:pinkelephant: :shoot:
Vermachtnis
08-01-2007, 09:49 PM
Monday, Feb. 24, 2081

I'm gonna live to 92.
Croyles
08-01-2007, 09:50 PM
Tuesday, May 31, 2061

Only 54 years left?? :(
73 is quite young.
Iceglow
08-01-2007, 09:59 PM
Thursday, May 4, 2079

that would make me 93/94 years old....
yanis
08-02-2007, 12:42 AM
Sunday, November 19, 2073

I'll be 91, just few days before my birthday...:cry:
KentaRawr!
08-02-2007, 02:57 AM
Wednesday, July 21, 2066

Well dang, THIS sucks!
licence
08-02-2007, 11:46 PM
Saturday August 7th 2088

Damn, I'm gonna be really old.
Lawr
08-02-2007, 11:49 PM
Saturday, November 18, 2045
Nathan Explosion!!
Shiny
08-03-2007, 12:49 AM
Would 19 be considered low or high BMI?

That's the same as mine. It's considered a good BMI. :)

Friday, January 12, 2091
Seconds left to live...
2,633,228,200

Approximately 84 years old. Yes, I was born in 2007.
Arc_Master_14
08-03-2007, 12:58 AM
ims hould be dead according to it it lies!
Zeldy
08-03-2007, 01:18 AM
Saturday, October 30, 2088 apparantly.
I don't believe in this either :p
Lawr
08-03-2007, 01:22 AM
Monday, October 15, 1951
I retook the test...
Ouch!
08-03-2007, 03:00 AM
Tuesday, April 22, 2081

I'm going to die on my birthday? That's so incredibly not cool. By the way, 92 isn't too bad.
ff7+ff10 gurl 100
08-03-2007, 03:00 AM
Saturday, October 13, 2091

I'll be 98? Awesome. xDD
Hambone
08-03-2007, 03:44 PM
Tuesday, July 12, 2067

I think the idea of a death clock is a little absurd and upsetting for me.
daggertrepe
08-03-2007, 03:52 PM
Sunday September 4 2072.

Bull:skull::skull::skull::skull:.
Jess
08-03-2007, 05:22 PM
Thursday, February 7, 2069

Apparently I'll live until I'm 79. :jess:
Fonzie
08-03-2007, 07:15 PM
Thursday, February 7, 2069

Apparently I'll live until I'm 79. :jess:

Won't Europe be flooded by then?
6294
08-04-2007, 08:59 PM
23rd August 2095

I'm going to die on my birthday!!!:eek:

I can, by using fake facts, die on 1995!!!
Griff
08-05-2007, 12:04 AM
Saturday, August 4 2007

Uh oh...
Madame Adequate
08-05-2007, 01:23 AM
Pfffft, four digits? If it gave out ten-digit years as answers, I'd be inclined to believe it.
Tempest
08-05-2007, 01:31 AM
I got 19 years off my life just 'cause I picked pessimistic. What, did they think I'd kill myself! So, I happily post normal so I'll die on Thursday, June 10, 2060. Hurray, I'll make it to 79.
mooglebunni608
08-05-2007, 05:18 AM
Wednesday, August 20, 2070.

Gee, I was hoping sooner.