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Rengori
07-31-2007, 04:58 AM
If you could mess around with the swear filter, what would you change?

Fonzie
07-31-2007, 04:58 AM
Chuck Norris makes me lol.

Avarice-ness
07-31-2007, 04:59 AM
I usually do my best on swearing, if I do swear, I personally replace the bad word with the word "mittens".

I do it irl too. :razz:

strawberryman
07-31-2007, 05:01 AM
Yo:skull::skull::skull::skull:aka Amano.

Psychotic
07-31-2007, 05:02 AM
Nothing. The EoFF swear filter is beautiful.

My current favourite is what happens when you say "VGCats".

Avarice-ness
07-31-2007, 05:09 AM
Not Funny

Vgca ts is funny!

xD

Goldenboko
07-31-2007, 05:17 AM
I'm sure I could think of a few...

(I dare you to read them all xD)

Goldenboko= Your lord and master,
GB= EoFF's Official Chocobo
GoBo= Goldenboko ftw.
Boko= Threadmaking Master
Black= Gold is the New Black
Gold= Gold is the New Black
Psychotic= PsyPsy,
Hobbit= They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
Gandalf= Tell me where's Gandalf for I much desire to speak with him.
Eileen, innocentenshi7= Leen-Leen
STFU GOBO= http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/Rengori/stfugobo2.jpg, or http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x72/TheFonz2010/stfugobo.jpg, or http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/Rengori/stfugobo6.gif
or
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/Rengori/stfugobo3.gif
or
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/Rengori/stfugobo4.gif
Rengori= IMMA METAL NERD LULZ
Cid= EoFF's God
Award Guy= That ciddies guy
Maxx Power= OVER 9000!
Devil Man= demondude55
demondude55= Devil Man
Dynast Kid= FFXII nerd.
Moogle= :choc:
Moomba= :choc2:
*~Dagger Trepe~*= Dagga
lol= Epic lulz
PuPu= Goldenboko>PuPu
Chocobos= Chocobos rule
Rubah= Lolz Rubah is ugly Psy is 5 billion times cooler! Ya!
Ramza Beoulve= desu~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Avarice-ness= Kefka's hunny
Kefka= Avarice-ness's hubby
Renmiri= YunaxTidus
:choc2: :choc2: =Chocosex
:choc2: :choc2: :choc2: = ChocoOrgy
Jessweeee♪= Jessweeee
Over nine THOUSAND (or any variation)= Over eight THOUSAND
V G Cats= Oh So Funny.
Old Manus= Mold Anus
Final Fantasy VII Board/Forum/whatever they put at the end= n00b playground
Final Fantasy VI= The right choice
Bleach= Detergent (hehehe... no more talking about that manga)
DS, or PSP= DS>PSP
:mad2: =:love: (now that would be confusing)
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/108154-swear-filter.html#post2263648 = Will this post ever end
Yes= No
Ya rly= no wai
EoEo/Eyes on Each other= The land of hatred
theundeadhero=theundeadjojee (:jess:)
Shiny= Shiny_Griever
Flying Mullet= Bantam (:D)
This is SPARTA!= This is CAKETOWN!
Cookie= Broly
Lekana= The mistress of MS Paint
A'yo= Hello, how are you? I am very well.
Zozo= Zozo>Jidoor

I'm done... for now! :mwahaha:

Avarice-ness
07-31-2007, 05:18 AM
"LEGOLAS, WHAT DO YOU'RE ELF EYES SEE!"

Oh.. that "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard" just made my day.

McLovin'
07-31-2007, 05:19 AM
Vgcats?

EDIT: oh

Jessweeee♪
07-31-2007, 05:21 AM
Bandwagon*= Kupo

Goldenboko
07-31-2007, 05:25 AM
"LEGOLAS, WHAT DO YOU'RE ELF EYES SEE!"

Oh.. that "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard" just made my day.

I'm surprised you didn't notice...



Avarice-ness= Kefka's hunny
Kefka= Avarice-ness's hubby


or how about...



Final Fantasy VI= The right choice

CloudDragon
07-31-2007, 05:27 AM
Pretty much anything. I think swear words mean nothing at all. It's the power that you give to them. I never use them in derogatory manners.

Jessweeee♪
07-31-2007, 05:30 AM
Jessweeee♪= Jessweeee

:mad2:

Rengori
07-31-2007, 06:07 AM
Goldenboko= The guy with a chocobo fetish
GB= The guy with a chocobo fetish
GoBo= The guy with a chocobo fetish
Boko= The guy with a chocobo fetish
Psychotic= Evil
Fixed, the rest are fine. What? I am a metal nerd, lulz.

demondude
07-31-2007, 12:08 PM
Devil man = not demondude55

Mirage
07-31-2007, 12:25 PM
These filter suggestions aren't really funny, guys.

The only thing I would do would be to remove the skulls word from the list.

theundeadhero
07-31-2007, 06:42 PM
Oh, I do mess around with the swear filter.

I got Kishi to change Chucky to the Duke. I once got Cl_out to change ninja to something awesomely pirate related, but that messed with people's usernames so it didn't last long. Who knows what else I may do or have been responsible for?

Jessweeee♪
07-31-2007, 06:58 PM
These filter suggestions aren't really funny, guys.


Oh, quiet, you.


demondude55 = demondude56

The Ceej
07-31-2007, 07:40 PM
I would get rid of the swear filter altogether. There are no good or bad words. What makes your words good or bad are your context and intent behind your words. Words are just combinations of sounds. I don't know who came up with a list saying which words were "swear words," but they should have a phoenix down used on them and then killed slowly because they have caused societal damage that, even in the past several hundred years, has not fully recovered yet.

Goldenboko
07-31-2007, 07:41 PM
I would get rid of the swear filter altogether. There are no good or bad words. What makes your words good or bad are your context and intent behind your words. Words are just combinations of sounds. I don't know who came up with a list saying which words were "swear words," but they should have a phoenix down used on them and then killed slowly because they have caused societal damage that, even in the past several hundred years, has not fully recovered yet.

You aren't understanding, you can change any word to ANYTHING!

Hambone
07-31-2007, 07:46 PM
Every word would be changed to "mine"

daggertrepe
07-31-2007, 08:05 PM
Dagger or Dagger Trepe=The Almighty Dagger :D

XxSephirothxX
07-31-2007, 08:05 PM
I would probably get rid of it altogether. Filters are dumb.

demondude
07-31-2007, 08:07 PM
These filter suggestions aren't really funny, guys.


Oh, quiet, you.


demondude55 = demondude56

Thats better. :cool:

The Ceej
07-31-2007, 08:13 PM
I would get rid of the swear filter altogether. There are no good or bad words. What makes your words good or bad are your context and intent behind your words. Words are just combinations of sounds. I don't know who came up with a list saying which words were "swear words," but they should have a phoenix down used on them and then killed slowly because they have caused societal damage that, even in the past several hundred years, has not fully recovered yet.

You aren't understanding, you can change any word to ANYTHING!


I would probably get rid of it altogether. Filters are dumb.

Well, either I'm not the only one not understanding or getting rid of it altogether is an option. I'm going to tend to believe the latter and stick with what I said the first time. I will leave all words as they were originally typed. Or maybe change all words to exactly what they were to begin with. No one would even notice the swear filter. That would be funny and pointless.

Fonzie
07-31-2007, 08:21 PM
You can't get rid of the filters, because google does something important. Pays for something.

Psychotic
07-31-2007, 08:24 PM
These filter suggestions aren't really funny, guys.You could say that they're VGCats! :hahaha:

I wouldn't get rid of the filter even if it had no affect on advertising. Fuck is a wonderful little thing that makes Eyes on unique.

Ramza Beoulve
07-31-2007, 08:39 PM
Goldenboko= The guy with a chicken, I mean, choco-fetish
GB= Choco-fetish
GoBo= Choco-fetish
Boko= Threadmaking whore
Psychotic= PsyChoNaut
Rengori= IMMA TEH METAL MADNESS LULZ
Ramza Beoulve= desu desu desu desu!!!!
Fixed desu :p

Rengori
07-31-2007, 10:05 PM
Goldenboko= The guy with a chicken, I mean, choco-fetish
GB= Choco-fetish
GoBo= Choco-fetish
Boko= Threadmaking whore
Psychotic= PsyChoNaut
Rengori= IMMA TEH METAL MADNESS LULZ
Ramza Beoulve= desu desu desu desu!!!!
Fixed desu :p

I feel loved! ...maybe...

Meat Puppet
07-31-2007, 10:17 PM
I will whittle it down to about 3 words (smurf, :skull::skull::skull::skull:, :skull::skull::skull::skull:). I will also change the end result—smurf isn’t so bad, but those skulls really have to go.

And maybe I’ll leave things like :skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull:> in.

ReloadPsi
07-31-2007, 10:20 PM
All nouns should automatically be replaced with a link to a video showing that two-second shot in The Matrix where Switch climbs over the table when Mouse tells them that Morpheus is fightin' Neo.

Araciel
07-31-2007, 10:20 PM
i'd make it so that my name would instead read :):p:D;):cool::tongue:

Old Manus
07-31-2007, 10:23 PM
Filter words that are already filtered, creating pime taradoxes

Rengori
07-31-2007, 10:24 PM
Pime taradoxes? You mean time paradoxes right Manus?

Old Manus
07-31-2007, 10:36 PM
no

Griff
08-01-2007, 03:28 AM
Florida = Canada's 11th province
Griffons/Hippogriffs = Griff's Army
Naruto = 101 reasons Shikamaru is better than you
One Piece = One Piece... of crap
Ciddies = Popularity contest disguised as award show
FF7 forum = flame war central
Chocobos = GB's Army
General Chat = proof that even geeks will do drugs

DK
08-01-2007, 03:37 AM
I assume you'd have to be an admin to do something like that, and if that was the case I can think of far more fun things I'd be doing. :aimkiss:

Croyles
08-02-2007, 03:46 PM
My surname is a swear word :( :D

Oh and I dont like chuck norris

daggertrepe
08-02-2007, 03:49 PM
You guys are such VG Cats.

Croyles
08-02-2007, 03:51 PM
Why what happens when you say vgcats?


oh.....

Resha
08-02-2007, 04:00 PM
Not Funny (I had to try...for myself)

Also bomb (since clearly this is a place to test out such theories.)

edit: eoff is not an airport; move on, move on.

Peter_20
08-02-2007, 04:15 PM
fuck
vgcats
I cried aloud with mirth and merriment

Seriously, we need to have the LOL filter back! :D