I poop too much.

[Jowy]

Purely in the interest of science, how many times do you defecate in a day?

Apparently I have body issues since I poopie atleast 3 times EVERY day. I am such a freak. My girlfriend only poopies like once every other or 2 days. Wtf. How much do you poopie?

PS: Don't fuck up this thread or else... *shakes fist*

[edczxcvbnm]

I take a massive "Beavis thinking he is pregnant" poop every other day about.

[Rengori]

I'm only here because the thread title made me giggle.

Once a day or once every two. You should go get that checked.

[daggertrepe]

I poop every two days

[Tavrobel]

Once every other day.

[joshua2412]

Pooping more than once a day is perfectly healthy...i poop 2 to 3 times daily.

Keep up the good work my man.

[Rye]

This reminds me of the time I was at a dinner at TGIF with my friends for a month-early surprise birthday party, and we some how got into the conversation about this. Tasteful dinner conversation, huh? xD

Honestly? Every 2 days, I think. Sometimes 3. I dunno. Not every day though.

[Hambone]

Once everyday.

[oddler]

I'm with ya, man. At least once a day. :up:

[Bunny]

Girls don't poop.

[Faris]

I do not keep track of such things.

[Rostum]

Why the hell do you want to know when people go to the toilet?

Every two days, maybe once a day. I don't know, I never kept count.

[rubah]

Someone in #tonyhawksproskater said once that if you poop once a day and it comes out easy then you're eating right.

For myself, I believe that.

[Mirage]

I go about 2 days between my poops. I don't eat that much food either.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

I do not keep track of such things.

Ditto. :)

I can't remember who said this, but I think is was someone on this forum:


I like pooping. Instant weight-loss.

[Namelessfengir]

so people :skull::skull::skull::skull: at different times i think i can say for everyone who looked at this thread but didn't post " whoopty :skull::skull::skull::skull:"

[Ramza Beoulve]

Someone in #tonyhawksproskater said once that if you poop once a day and it comes out easy then you're eating right.

For myself, I believe that.
QFT

[Comet]

If I don't poop once in one day, then I get stomache ache :(

[Jojee]

Anywhere from once every 2 - 4 days normally, I guess.

But when I was in China this summer, it was like once a week >.<;

[Araciel]

'...and then i get tired'

once or twice a day is supposedly healthiest... as goes with the (canada) food guide, we're supposed to eat a lot of bread products with good fiber every day.

that being said... once a day on average.

[Yamaneko]

Once a day. I don't want to go to sleep with that :skull::skull::skull::skull: in me. Literally.

[McLovin']

The hell? Think I'll tell you how many times I do the poo?! GTFO!





(every other day maybe)

[Shlup]

Most of you people are freaks. You gotta make the poops every day.

I generally make about half an hour before I get out of bed each day. I'm very regular.

[Fonzie]

Girls don't poop.

Aye.

[rubah]

It takes you half an hour shlup? :OOOOOOO

[Yamaneko]

I take about as long too. I don't understand how people can be in and out in five minutes. I try to enjoy it by reading or playing DS.

[Fonzie]

I take about as long too. I don't understand how people can be in and out in five minutes. I try to enjoy it by reading or playing DS.

Aye.

[theundeadhero]

I just went poopie after drinking two cups of coffee.

[Venom65437]

I can't believe you people keep track of stuff like this...

[Slade]

Once every morning. It takes around half an hour to brew. Heck, why am I telling you about my poopsies? :jess:

[rubah]

well yams, you just kinda push a little and splash!

I keep a reader's digest by one toilet, but I don't think I've ever stayed on the pot more than 15 minutes :O 5 minutes is a long time xD Sometimes I haven't finished the last months RD before the new one comes!

[Arc_Master_14]

I do not keep track of such things.

[Old Manus]

I'm about to take a giant one now.

Will post pictures later.

[Burtsplurt]

The train comes into the station every morning, regular as clockwork.

[Breine]

I easily poop 3-4 times a day, without there being something wrong. As far as I know my poos look like they should, and I've also heard that it's very good and healthy to poop several times a day - something about getting it all out and stuff.

[Hambone]

well yams, you just kinda push a little and splash!

I agree with this statement; I get in and get out. :)

[snacks]

Ok seriously, what the eff?

In "pure interest of science" I usually go at least once a day, but I spend entirely too long doing so and make my leg fall asleep.

But I've been known to go like 4 days without. Sometimes more.

[ReloadPsi]

I have the odd day when I don't, but besides that it's every day. Occasionally it'll happen twice, depending on what I've been eating.

[Iceglow]

I'm pretty certain I can go at random, I eat plenty of fibre and stuff so I'm pretty regular however sometimes mine are just HUGE I mean that big it cloggs the toilet :lol:

[Miriel]

The Doctor on Oprah said that you should be pooping at least once every day and the poop itself should be curved shape like the letters "c" or "s". That's how you know it's healthy poop.

Also, I really don't understand why all the guys I know always go in to take a crap and bring along a book or a magazine or newspaper. ALL the guys I know do that, but not that many girls. Doesn't it start to smell in there? I don't understand why you would want to linger. Do your business and get out!

[Yamaneko]

That's why you have a ceiling intake fan and an air freshener in there.

[louby_4eva]

I can't believe you people keep track of stuff like this...

I can't believe you don't. One of the main questions a doctor will ask you is how often you deficate.
Also a lot of people here must be seriously unhealthy if they're not pooping at least once a day. I'm nice and healthy :D :D :D

Smile and Be happy :love:

[KentaRawr!]

Once every two days, I suppose. Is this going to end up on some scientific study for school?

[Xaven]

Once every 2-4 days. :P Oh noes, I must be unhealthy. All y'all are nuts.

[Shlup]

It takes you half an hour shlup? :OOOOOOO

What?!

No, I mean half an hour after I wake up it's time to poop. It actually takes me just a couple of minutes. I'm quite the skilled pooper.

[Galvatron]

On a school schedule, I usually poop EVERY day in the 3:42-3:48 P.M. Time range.

During the summer it's whenever, I usually don't crap at friends' houses, and sometimes I stay for days. I don't eat a lot there either so I don't really have to go. I've been bringing food often though, and end up stinking up another person's bathroom.

Also I'm speedy, I timed myself once and it took just under 3 minutes, unless I'm playing DS or something.