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[Wolf Kanno]

So last night I had this weird ass dream where I met Michael Jackson and I helped him pick up his two kids. His son was at a school and his daughter was at a summer camp in the mountains... Also his chauffeur was rather nice...

So I present two questions for this topic:

1) What was the last off the wall dream you had?

2) Does this dream mean I am a closet pedophile?

[blackmage_nuke]

I dreamt sephiroth killed everyone at my school and when i went to fight him he slashed me across the room then cut my leg off

I dont know about question 2

[Ramza Beoulve]

1) A dream where I was Sun Tzu's apprentice and I was learning about the way of the warrior

2) YES

[Rengori]

1) I had a dream where I was at a picnic and then ninjas came out and joined us.

2) You weren't sleeping with them.

[The Mog Ninja]

I had a dream where all the guys i know were naked and gay swinging on vines in a Tarzan world. I jumped off a cliff twice to kill myself and wake up. O.o

[Hambone]

Did you srsly just double post, Rengori??? :eek:

1) Can't remember

2) Probably not. Were you ever thinking about something related to MJ during the day prior to the dream? That's usually what triggers random dreams like that.

[Rengori]

Did you srsly just double post, Rengori??? :eek:

Goddammit, someone deleted the post that was just there.

[Iceglow]

I'm pretty certain it involved being stepped on by a warhammer 40k universe warlord titan...thats 100ft tall man of steel who weighs more than my imagination can stretch...

That or it could be the one I don't remember from the other night...but it involved tons of people.

Yes you are a closet paedophille.

[Croyles]

My brother once told me he had a dream where he was being chased by trees. He managed to find some rebel tree group that gave me him a knife and he tried to stab the trees with it.
Surprisingly, it didnt do much.

[Fonzie]

1) Had a dream I was like Dante from devil may cry, and I was kicking so much ass. Also, had a FMA dream. Pretty much awesome.

Sex dreams are also very nice.

2) And, yes, Chris Hansen's coming for you.

[Anon]

i've had dreams where i suddenly realize i'm god. then i go bat:skull::skull::skull::skull: crazy, turn the entire mexican population into chickens and proceed to slaughter then with a thumbtack the size of my head

[Tempest]

1. It's hard to describe but, I get really weird dreams some of the time where I want to wake up and can't and when I finally do my eyes get weird on me and I see something that's really not there. I blame it on the goddamn internet! :mad2:

2. And of course not! Unless you actually did something in the dream with his children. :O_O:

[Ramza Beoulve]

i've had dreams where i suddenly realize i'm god. then i go bat:skull::skull::skull::skull: crazy, turn the entire mexican population into chickens and proceed to slaughter then with a thumbtack the size of my headRemember what happens to Link when he tries to slaughter some chickens? ;)

[Slade]

I had a dream last night that had the Constructicons from Transformers in it. That's all I remember from it though :laughing:

[Roto13]

i've had dreams where i suddenly realize i'm god. then i go bat:skull::skull::skull::skull: crazy, turn the entire mexican population into chickens and proceed to slaughter then with a thumbtack the size of my head

Racist? :P

[Firo Volondé]

1) A few nights ago I was a card dealer at a casino and I solved crimes in my spare time.

2) No, unless you also did some inappropriate things with closets.