What Would Brian Boitano Do?

[Baloki]

What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two sow cows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.

When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.

So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

I want this V-chip out of me,
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.

And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone

For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,
Cos that's what Brian Boitano would do.

And what would Brian Boitano do,
He'd call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for true
That's what Brian Boitano would do.

When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot kings
and saved the human race again

And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kubela Kong.

Cos Brian Boitano doesn't take :skull::skull::skull::skull: from an-e-y-body

So lets all get together,
And unite to stop our mom's
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cos that's what Brian Boitano do.

And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cos that's what Brian Boitano dooooo,
That's what Brian Boitano do.


So just what do you think Brian Boitano would do?

[Captain Maxx Power]

I'll think you'll find Brian Boitano was born on the planet of Krylock.

[theundeadhero]

He would do C. Norris. They're both gay, you see.

[Bunny]

Everyone ever.

[The Mog Ninja]

WTF is a Brian Boitano

[Rengori]

WTF is a Brian Boitano

Brian Boitano would kick your ass for not watching the South Park movie.

[The Mog Ninja]

My mates watched it on a portable DVD player but I was just sleepin or something, I dunno. Oh I might've been lyk playing cricket iono.

[Cz]

He'd probably apologise to Brain Dennehy, who was horribly mistreated by those cruel South Park boys.

Then he'd eat an ice cream or something.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Change all our names to be alliterative.

[Peegee]

Brian Boitano would represent asian pride.

[Kuroshima]

Kick Kyle's Mom in the nads.

[Old Manus]

Make lots of money

[Araciel]

he'd probably remain just what he is: washed up.

[Namelessfengir]

He would do C. Norris. They're both gay, you see.

not cool. i do believe that Mr. C. Norris is gonna roundhouse kick you in the head.

[Araciel]

who is C. Norris? do you mean Raoul Duke?

oh i see...so you're dancing with the filter...tsk tsk

[Vermachtnis]

What would Brian Boitano do!? Don't you worry about Brain Boitano, let me worry about blank!

[oddler]

Mountain Dew.

[Psychotic]

You already answered it in the first post. He'd make a plan and he'd follow through, that's what Brian Boitano'd do.

[Flying Mullet]

I hope he doesn't bomb like his last thread. :cry:

http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/61995-what-would-brian-boitano-do.html

[The Mog Ninja]

I think Brian Boitano would do my mum!

[Baloki]

I hope he doesn't bomb like his last thread. :cry:

http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/61995-what-would-brian-boitano-do.html

It seems like Baloki beats the Mullet again? Cos that's what Brian would do!

[Flying Mullet]

I hope he doesn't bomb like his last thread. :cry:

http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/61995-what-would-brian-boitano-do.html

It seems like Baloki beats the Mullet again? Cos that's what Brian would do!
What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He'd find Baloki and
beat him with a shoe,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,
he saw Baloki and beat him with a stick,
While wearing a blind fold.

When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He smacked Baloki with a trout,
And threw him in the grizzly's lair.

So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick Baloki's bum,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

Meh, not my best work, but it'll have to do.

[Baloki]

What would FLying Mullet do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a flan
And put it through,
That's what Flying Mullet'd do.

When Flying Mullet was in the special olympics,
Dancing for the gold,
He did two steps and fell over,
Because he was wearing a blind fold.

When Flying Mullet was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly pears,
He used his magical fire hair
And saved the Giga Guess fair.

So what would Flying Mullet do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd be an ass or two,
That's what Flying Mullet'd do.

And what would Flying Mullet do,
He'd call all the kids in exDee,
And tell them to unite for true
That's what Flying Mullet would do.

When Flying Mullet travelled through time
To the year 2010,
He fought the evil Leeza queen
and saved the dogs again

And when Flying Mullet built the front site,
He beat up Spartvark.

Cos Flying Mullet doesn't take :skull::skull::skull::skull: from an-e-y-body

So lets all get together,
And unite to stop our Yams
And we'll save Hooters and Linus too,
Cos that's what Flying Mullet would do.

And we'll save Hooters and Linus too,
Cos that's what Flying Mullet would dooooo,
That's what Flying Mullet would do.