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Dr. Acula
08-10-2007, 07:19 AM
What Chuck Norris jokes have you heard?:D


Lol, that word is censored.
Rengori
08-10-2007, 07:22 AM
Chuck <B></B>Norris can bypass all swear filters.
Quindiana Jones
08-10-2007, 08:47 AM
Chuck <B></B>Norris can bypass all swear filters.

lol win. ^_^
The Mog Ninja
08-10-2007, 02:38 PM
What's a Raoul Duke?
Rye
08-10-2007, 02:46 PM
Knock Knock.
Firo Volondé
08-10-2007, 02:53 PM
Who's there?
Peegee
08-10-2007, 03:09 PM
You mean Chu<b></b>ck Norris ?

You can't have Chu<b></b>ck Norris in the title :)
Dr. Acula
08-11-2007, 08:28 AM
Lol, I was wondering about that, thanks.
Værn
08-13-2007, 05:18 AM
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
There are no weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
When Chuck Norris exercises the machine gets stronger.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
God said: "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said: "Say please!"
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris once killed a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.

Hooray for too much free time!
Dr. Acula
08-13-2007, 07:27 AM
Lmao! Did you like, search jokes or something?
Rengori
08-13-2007, 07:31 AM
Lmao! Did you like, search jokes or something?

Chuck Norris Facts (http://chucknorrisfacts.com/)
demondude
08-13-2007, 10:11 AM
Chuck norris is so gay even he outgays himself. ;)
Griff
08-13-2007, 01:05 PM
If Chuck Norris looks at you and even thinks about Jesus, you are immediately converted to Christianity
Quindiana Jones
08-13-2007, 01:59 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't bother with candy: the children ask him for molestation.
Værn
08-13-2007, 06:19 PM
Chuck Norris fact generator =) (http://www.chucknorrisfactoids.com/)

Chuck Norris can make a snowman out of rain.
I think I got all/most of the clean ones from there.
ReloadPsi
08-13-2007, 06:27 PM
Chuck Norris needs to maintain a concealed weapons license in all fifty states just so that he can wear pants.
Fonzie
08-13-2007, 06:30 PM
My first thread was about this, and everbody bitched about them.
Shoeberto
08-13-2007, 07:29 PM
Don't you see? They've gone from clever to overused and annoying to passe enough that nobody cares! It was just poor timing, Fonz.
Fonzie
08-13-2007, 07:33 PM
Don't you see? They've gone from clever to overused and annoying to passe enough that nobody cares! It was just poor timing, Fonz.

Close it then, if it angers you.

Incidentally, I just saw the Mountain Dew commercial with him in it, and I laughed pretty hard.