Poems about Members

[smittenkitten]

Some call him Roogle
Some call him Roo
Does he shop on Froogle?
I haven’t a clue.

He has been a member so long
Five years or more
He has grown so strong
Cid’s Knight, Web Master, Administrator
SCORE!

He’s a singer, a rapper
He loves to perform
He’s a worker, a winner
He’s an eoff storm

He has gained the fame
Let’s hope he doesn’t die
We have realised his real name
Jamil Chughtai.

Last night I really couldn't sleep and I was just looking through everyone online's user profile. Then it just sprung to me to make a poem about a member. So therefore mine is on Roogle for being such an awesome guy.

So post your poems here about other members. :)

[The Mog Ninja]

None of me? /wrists

[smittenkitten]

None of me? /wrists

That's awful! :whimper:

[The Mog Ninja]

It's more awful you didn't write one about me. I'm gonna be an emo and start hanging out with Poetically Pathetic now...unless you right me a poem, fast!

And no one wants Poetically Pathetic to have any friends.

[Rye]

raistlin is a jerk
who cheats on me with Unne, oh
why are we dating

Haikus for great victoly.

[The Mog Ninja]

Laugh Out Loud.

[Raistlin]

raistlin is a jerk
who cheats on me with Unne, oh
why are we dating

Haikus for great victoly.

There once was a strumpet named Jess
whose face was a horrible mess
She had no sense
and her poetry was dense
But by larvae standards she was the best

Haikus suck. Limericks win.

[The Mog Ninja]

Raistlin poont u 2 teh el flooro.

[smittenkitten]

Kingdom Hearts King
He cut’s himself
And it stings
I don’t think that’s a good thing.

He’s such a child
He’s need to grow
Not to be so wild
Not to be so low

Be better and smile
Stop being a jerk
Make life worth while
And get to work

Improve your vocabulary
Do what’s right
And be merry
You could even become a Cid’s Knight!
(Okay, that’s an exaggeration, but learn how to spell and take a vacation)

There I've made you a poem. You Moaning Myrtle! :p

[Awrini]

Hehehe, sk you so craaaaaaaaaazy.

[smittenkitten]

Hehehe, sk you so craaaaaaaaaazy.

Aren't I just. ;)

[Goldenboko]

Leeny-Leen-Leen,
Shes' my Queenie-Queen-Queen,
To her I couldn't be a Meanie-Mean-Mean,
And if you would excuse me I must Cleany-Clean-Clean.

[scrumpleberry]

Lulz, these are so random.

It would be a blight on the good name of an EoFFer if I tarnished them with my sucky poetry skillz.

[Goldenboko]

Lulz, these are so random.

It would be a blight on the good name of an EoFFer if I tarnished them with my sucky poetry skillz.

You can make one for Raistlin, he doesn't have a good name :p

[Fonzie]

What's a "poem"?

[Rengori]

What's a "poem"?

Something Kurt Cobain threw a bunch of together to make a song.

[abrojtm]

Its tentacles grab
At the essence of my soul
School girls can't escape

[ReloadPsi]

Its tentacles grab
At the essence of my soul
School girls can't escape

I loved that haiku
It proved that hentai kicks ass
Please don't stare at me

[Rengori]

Its tentacles grab
At the essence of my soul
School girls can't escape

I loved that haiku
It proved that hentai kicks ass
Please don't stare at me

Why stare at you? You
don't have any tentacles
It would be pointless

[ReloadPsi]

Its tentacles grab
At the essence of my soul
School girls can't escape

I loved that haiku
It proved that hentai kicks ass
Please don't stare at me

Why stare at you? You
don't have any tentacles
It would be pointless

People find it odd
That one could enjoy that stuff
They're so ignorant

[Rengori]

Its tentacles grab
At the essence of my soul
School girls can't escape

I loved that haiku
It proved that hentai kicks ass
Please don't stare at me

Why stare at you? You
don't have any tentacles
It would be pointless

People find it odd
That one could enjoy that stuff
They're so ignorant

Not here they wouldn't,
Tentacles are common stuff
They scare only newbs.

[rubah]

I was going to write a love villanelle for stu but I seriously can't think of words that have enough rhymes that don't sound dumb and it'd probably just be mushy anyways, so I'll just leave this at that.

[Psychotic]

You are beautiful
The best member ever seen
Your username is

Oh darn, ran out of syllables before I could complete it. Oh well!

[Old Manus]

Sixteen in the clip
And one in the hole
WarrenW's about to make some bodies turn cold
Now they flappin' and yellin', it's a tad bit late
WarrenW and MichaelC had to regulate

[Sergeant Hartman]

Sixteen in the clip
And one in the hole
WarrenW's about to make some bodies turn cold
Now they flappin' and yellin', it's a tad bit late
WarrenW and MichaelC had to regulate
Epic :cool:

[demondude]

Old manus:

He don't like cats
Nor does he like hats
He has sex with twats
And rats...

10 seconds for that which partly explains the crappiness. :(

[Rengori]

A haiku for Christmas

Good night, sweet Princess
May your hate live forever
When I see GoBo

[Goldenboko]

A haiku for Christmas

Good night, sweet Princess
May your hate live forever
When I see GoBo

:jess: I :heart: you too Ren.

[LunarWeaver]

Here's for Rengori 'coz he never falls for my old 'trail of candy leading back to my car' trick:

HEAVY HEAVY METAL
RAAAAAH
HEAVY METAL IS HEAVY
LIKE AN ELEPHANT
WHICH IS HEAVIER THAN THE MOON
APPARENTLY
ONYX HAIR SPIN SPIN
SEPTIC GUITAR RIFF RIFF
GODS OF SCATHING MELODY
RAIN YOUR RAAAAH
RAAAAH

~Fin

I was going to do a haiku like the rest of the lads and ladies, but then I remembered I can never remember what a haiku is.

[Rengori]

Here's for Rengori 'coz he never falls for my old 'trail of candy leading back to my car' trick:

HEAVY HEAVY METAL
RAAAAAH
HEAVY METAL IS HEAVY
LIKE AN ELEPHANT
WHICH IS HEAVIER THAN THE MOON
APPARENTLY
ONYX HAIR SPIN SPIN
SEPTIC GUITAR RIFF RIFF
GODS OF SCATHING MELODY
RAIN YOUR RAAAAH
RAAAAH

~Fin

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/Rengori/ex2.gif

[Jessweeee♪]

TIDUS TIDUS TIDUS
TIDUS TIDUS TIDUS
TIDUS TIDUS TIDUS
TIDUS TIDUS TIDUS
TIDUS TIDUS TIDUS


....OWAIT that's not a poem ; ;

[Arc_Master_14]

The Best poem ever is this one

Haikus are stupid
Because they put a limit
on syllables used

lol

[Zeldy]

There was one I remember I made for Kamiko, back when she posted :(

I wrote this like 2 years ago.

"Kamiko, Kamiko,
wears a pretty bow.
Rode over the rainbow,
and danced in the snow"

It was a complete spur-of-the-moment thing.

[KentaRawr!]

Kentarou, um.
I need seven syllables.
I want Haiku, now!

[Captain Maxx Power]

Shut your goddamn mouth
Or else I'm gonna kick you
Square in the balls...
Goddammit!

[Shiny]

Her name is Resha
She likes to kill the fisha
Her hair smells like mint shisha
She likes to jump in cars
And might give you SARS
Resha Pieces

Quite possibly the worst poem I've ever written.

[Hambone]

A haiku for Psy.

It's sodomy that's
his game, he could do it each
and everyday.

:)

[Madame Adequate]

Captain Maxx Power and I Took The Red Pill
Even unshowered, they make girls' voices shrill,
With great vim and vigor they brighten our days
And they say "Pip, pip! Tally ho! and Away!"

:D

[The Mog Ninja]

Kingdom Hearts King
He cut’s himself
And it stings
I don’t think that’s a good thing.

He’s such a child
He’s need to grow
Not to be so wild
Not to be so low

Be better and smile
Stop being a jerk
Make life worth while
And get to work

Improve your vocabulary
Do what’s right
And be merry
You could even become a Cid’s Knight!
(Okay, that’s an exaggeration, but learn how to spell and take a vacation)

There I've made you a poem. You Moaning Myrtle! :p

:mad2:

[Lawr]

(Okay, that’s an exaggeration, but learn how to spell and take a vacation)

Lol.

This ones for Cim!

gtfo go to sleep

This ones for Jojee!

Her name is JiaoJiao,
But sometimes Jojo.
She has this weird vibe,
Like some nasty mojo.
I think she was an experiment,
Created by Hojo.
:) :( :cool: :mad: :eep: :choc2: :moomba: :tongue: :mog: :jokey:

[Captain Maxx Power]

Man I just realised I haven't showered in over a week. O well, not that it'll effect the number of chicks wanting to make out with me. Pip, pip! Tally ho! And Away!

[Cookie]

Resha loves Idi
It's the nipples thing, I think
She's so very weird.

[Jojee]

(Okay, that’s an exaggeration, but learn how to spell and take a vacation)

Lol.

This ones for Cim!

gtfo go to sleep

This ones for Jojee!

Her name is JiaoJiao,
But sometimes Jojo.
She has this weird vibe,
Like some nasty mojo.
I think she was an experiment,
Created by Hojo.
:) :( :cool: :mad: :eep: :choc2: :moomba: :tongue: :mog: :jokey:

lol :p

I'm poetically inept
Like Poetically Pathetic

^ not really a poem but I tried. Wait, no I didn't. xD

[rubah]

the firey so redness has your hair
a hold strangled on my mind.
You turn me over around behind to
get a glimpse of that crimson divine.

"Azar"
(C) 2007

[Jessweeee♪]

OOHOOHLEMMETRYYAY!

Haiku is simple
just jumble lots of words and
obey the limits.

...wait...I forgot to include a member!!!

[The Mog Ninja]

KingdomHeartsKing is
A very sexy person
He's a ladies man

lol thats my attempt at one of those poems of 5 claps then 7 claps then 5 claps

P.S. I use claps cuz i cnat rmebmer wut they cakll them hsaha

[Lawr]

KingdomHeartsKing is
A very sexy person
He's a ladies man

lol thats my attempt at one of those poems of 5 claps then 7 claps then 5 claps

P.S. I use claps cuz i cnat rmebmer wut they cakll them hsaha

Jes dem kalpz es whut them collled et,

[rubah]

You guys have got to learn some other poetry forms than haiku, or at least write haiku the traditional hello oblique references to nature and emotions way.

Someone write me a sestina or some triolets

[Rengori]

You guys have got to learn some other poetry forms than haiku, or at least write haiku the traditional hello oblique references to nature and emotions way.

NEVAR

[Cookie]

rubah is stinky
*nature and emotions here*
this is for you, al

I told you!

[Del Murder]

http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-archive/52215-s-del-murders-eyeson.html (I"m never one to overlook a chance to self-promote.)

[Lawr]

That's a nice song ya got there. :mog:

[demondude]

Not enough sonnets in my humble opinion.

Have it dealt with or suffer the consequences.

[Loony BoB]

There once was a member from this site
Who always made my heart feel light
A crap username
August he never came
But he so makes up for it at night

[The Mog Ninja]

There once was a member from this site
Who always made my heart feel light
A crap username
August he never came
But he so makes up for it at night

That's me!

[Loony BoB]

There once was a member from this site
Who always made my heart feel light
A crap username
August he never came
But he so makes up for it at night

That's me!
Nope, sorry. I was the one that typed in the final line in smitten's poem, actually. :p

[The Mog Ninja]

There once was a member from this site
Who always made my heart feel light
A crap username
August he never came
But he so makes up for it at night

That's me!
Nope, sorry. I was the one that typed in the final line in smitten's poem, actually. :p

YOU NOOB I AM GOING TO ADD YOU TO EVERY BE CAMPED LIST IN EVERY MMO IN THE WORLD. OH YEAH, BANT!!

[Rengori]

There once was a member from this site
Who always made my heart feel light
A crap username
August he never came
But he so makes up for it at night

That's me!
Nope, sorry. I was the one that typed in the final line in smitten's poem, actually. :p

YOU NOOB I AM GOING TO ADD YOU TO EVERY BE CAMPED LIST IN EVERY MMO IN THE WORLD. OH YEAH, BANT!!

:kaolaugh:

[Loony BoB]

To be fair, I think I had you and someone else confused with regards to the spelling.

[The Mog Ninja]

Yeah, you did. You NOOBSAUCE!

[Quindiana Jones]

If Psychotic was a girl I'd have an awesome one for....her?

[daggertrepe]

You are beautiful
The best member ever seen
Your username is

Oh darn, ran out of syllables before I could complete it. Oh well!

You know that poem was for me. :love:

[Resha]

Resha loves Idi
It's the nipples thing, I think
She's so very weird.


Her name is Resha
She likes to kill the fisha
Her hair smells like mint shisha
She likes to jump in cars
And might give you SARS
Resha Pieces

Quite possibly the worst poem I've ever written.

you guys are both meanieheads.


A Ballad for Shiny
You make my heart ache
And my stomach ache
And my head ache
And my ears ache
And my teeth ache
oh Shiny, iny, iny,
Why are you so tiny, iny, iny...
In the...pants...
Oh wait.
You're a girl.
HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO WRONG
IT IS NOW I NEED TO BE SO STRONG
Let me overcome this revelation
And we shall have a celebration
Shiny
You make me whiny. :heart:

A POEM FOR COOKIE
No godammit, you
Are the one who loves Idi
Amin. You freak.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Who want me to make a tight Rap for a member on this thread?

[Quindiana Jones]

Who want me to make a tight Rap for a member on this thread?

ME! OH SWEET MERCY, ME!

[Roogle]

I have been trying
to write a haiku for you
some things I just can't... do

[Jojee]

Yeah, you messed up Jaymill :|

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Who want me to make a tight Rap for a member on this thread?

ME! OH SWEET MERCY, ME!


Check it out!



Quin 'n' Tonic
sounds like a drink that gives a bad influence
Well, Let me hit that :skull::skull::skull::skull: and make a scene
I'm drunk on that Quin son this :skull::skull::skull::skull: killin' me!
Next thing you know, I'm in the club with no short
Fakin' my death and lookin' under women skirts
Some dude slapped my ass while I'm still on that Quin
So I look over at him a said do it again
The club closed but it's still late at night
That Quin had me trippin' so I left my car for a bike
Stopped at the park cause I had to take a piss
but that Quin turned my piss blue! A'int that a bitch!
The sun would be risin' will soon
But that Quin got me on all four howlin' at the moon
Woke up the next day with no hang over and I know what I did
and made plans to go to the club to night and do it again.


NEW DRINK PEOPLE!!!!!!! Quin 'n' Tonic!!!!!!!

[Fonzie]

Who want me to make a tight Rap for a member on this thread?

ME! OH SWEET MERCY, ME!


Check it out!



Quin 'n' Tonic
sounds like a drink that gives a bad influence
Well, Let me hit that :skull::skull::skull::skull: and make a scene
I'm drunk on that Quin son this :skull::skull::skull::skull: killin' me!
Next thing you know, I'm in the club with no short
Fakin' my death and lookin' under women skirts
Some dude slapped my ass while I'm still on that Quin
So I look over at him a said do it again
The club closed but it's still late at night
That Quin had me trippin' so I left my car for a bike
Stopped at the park cause I had to take a piss
but that Quin turned my piss blue! A'int that a bitch!
The sun would be risin' will soon
But that Quin got me on all four howlin' at the moon
Woke up the next day with no hang over and I know what I did
and made plans to go to the club to night and do it again.


NEW DRINK PEOPLE!!!!!!! Quin 'n' Tonic!!!!!!!

I don't even have to read that to know you're a lyrical genius.

Word.

[Quindiana Jones]

That was surprisingly accurate, too. :bigbiggri

[Shiny]

Some dude slapped my ass while I'm still on that Quin

:erm:




A Ballad for Shiny
You make my heart ache
And my stomach ache
And my head ache
And my ears ache
And my teeth ache
oh Shiny, iny, iny,
Why are you so tiny, iny, iny...
In the...pants...
Oh wait.
You're a girl.
HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO WRONG
IT IS NOW I NEED TO BE SO STRONG
Let me overcome this revelation
And we shall have a celebration
Shiny
You make me whiny. :heart:
That was beautiful. :cry: NEW POEM:

Epic Psychotic

He said, "Hello I'm Psychotic!"
Which I thought was idiotic
He has his own sense of logic
Which he uses in public
On the unfortunate maverick

Psydekick was his fan and fanatic
They sing songs in the field while they frolic
And then have their own picnic
Where he uses a device rather phallic

"It's plastic." He says
As they drink up the gin and tonic
After showing him his banstick
They play Mario and Sonic

In the day he plays with Psydekick
But in the night he puts on lipstick
Don't be fooled by his expression of stoic
For he enjoys...well the details would be graphic

However, no one likes when he dresses like a chick
That's why they keep him the attic
But between you and me he should be kept in a clinic

[Psychotic]

Fantastic.

[daggertrepe]

Psy you dun answer my question!

[TyphoonThaReapa]

A'yo, who else want me to hook 'em up with a Rap?

[Jessweeee♪]

OOH MEEE!!!!!

[Hazzard]

I'll introduce you lot to spraying (MCin) I'm giving it to that sweetheart - Jojee ;)

Absorb the lyrics that I spray cause their special
These lyrics that I say make your body steam lika kettle
Knowing that you're so hot makes the feeling sting like nettles
I'll admit it, these words may be random and new to you

But I'm in debt to you
Not cause your so beautiful, but I'm being soulful
May seem hasty but that's how quick love hits
And when I see your post on a thread, my fire's been lit...(last line was a bit corny!)

[TyphoonThaReapa]

OOH MEEE!!!!!


Check it!!



Jessweeee is what I scream in the club
When I'm lookin' for a women but I ain't lookin' for love
Jessweeee!!!! Come here shorty let me holla for a second
Security checkin' me thinkin' I got a weapon
That not a weapon! That's just a...well, you guessed it
Jessweeeee!!!! Look at shorty with that high ass skirt
A'yo, that's that same chick that I seen at church!
It don't matter cause I'm trippin' off that Quin
Jessweeee!!! Oh :skull::skull::skull::skull:! I just holla at some men!!!
Now these dudes lookin' my way wantin' fight
I said I'm gonna Jessweeee at his momma tonight!



THE NEW PICK UP LINE!!!! JESSWEEEE!!!!!!

[Jojee]

I'll introduce you lot to spraying (MCin) I'm giving it to that sweetheart - Jojee ;)

Absorb the lyrics that I spray cause their special
These lyrics that I say make your body steam lika kettle
Knowing that you're so hot makes the feeling sting like nettles
I'll admit it, these words may be random and new to you

But I'm in debt to you
Not cause your so beautiful, but I'm being soulful
May seem hasty but that's how quick love hits
And when I see your post on a thread, my fire's been lit...(last line was a bit corny!)

I.... can't stop laughing XDDDDDD

Thank you.

And lmao @ Typhoon too, hahah. :</>D

[Jessweeee♪]

OOH MEEE!!!!!


Check it!!



Jessweeee is what I scream in the club
When I'm lookin' for a women but I ain't lookin' for love
Jessweeee!!!! Come here shorty let me holla for a second
Security checkin' me thinkin' I got a weapon
That not a weapon! That's just a...well, you guessed it
Jessweeeee!!!! Look at shorty with that high ass skirt
A'yo, that's that same chick that I seen at church!
It don't matter cause I'm trippin' off that Quin
Jessweeee!!! Oh :skull::skull::skull::skull:! I just holla at some men!!!
Now these dudes lookin' my way wantin' fight
I said I'm gonna Jessweeee at his momma tonight!



THE NEW PICK UP LINE!!!! JESSWEEEE!!!!!!

OMG that was awesome XDDDDD

[Hazzard]

I'll introduce you lot to spraying (MCin) I'm giving it to that sweetheart - Jojee ;)

Absorb the lyrics that I spray cause their special
These lyrics that I say make your body steam lika kettle
Knowing that you're so hot makes the feeling sting like nettles
I'll admit it, these words may be random and new to you

But I'm in debt to you
Not cause your so beautiful, but I'm being soulful
May seem hasty but that's how quick love hits
And when I see your post on a thread, my fire's been lit...(last line was a bit corny!)

I.... can't stop laughing XDDDDDD

Thank you.

And lmao @ Typhoon too, hahah. :D

It's all for the ladies....:p

Typhoon's one cracked me up!

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Two satisfied costumers. Anyone else?

[Bowser]

Me! Talk about my high ass skirt! :crying2:

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm so awesome I'm in all Typh's raps.

Bitchin'.

[Hazzard]

Typhoon, try me out afterwards, ya heard!

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Me! Talk about my high ass skirt! :crying2:


A'yo, I got you son. But no one likes a cry baby...:tongue:




I remember one day when I was on that Quin
Playin' Mario64 and I was about to win
next think you know bowser jumped out the screen
and start blowin' his hot ass breath all over scene
This fool breath so bad flame was comin' from his nose
and his drool was like lava burnin' my clothes
So, gave em a tic tac but that didn't help
He put it to his mouth and the tic tac just melt
I said what the hell you been eatin'? Look at ya' teeth!
I said he ate one of Luigi's feet
Even though the excuse was lame
It does explain the fact wasn't in that game
Smurf it...



Fire Breath Bowser has some horrible ass breath!:cool:

[Hazzard]

My turn, think you can handle dis sh*t...G?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

My turn, think you can handle dis sh*t...G?


Handle up son!:cool:

[Hazzard]

My turn, think you can handle dis sh*t...G?


Handle up son!:cool:

I would be intrigued to see it...:)

[TyphoonThaReapa]

My turn, think you can handle dis sh*t...G?


Handle up son!:cool:

I would be intrigued to see it...:)




Oh! You want me to make one for you! Well, I'm about to go for now. Don't worry. I'll be back!:cool:

[Hazzard]

...that's sad.

[themagicroundabout]

You are so pretty, so happy, so twee
Won't you come dance around with me?
I'll show you how the old folks jitterbug
You'll boogie on down, looking so smug

like a cat dragging home his first dead mouse.

Meat Puppet.

[Hazzard]

To - themagicroundabout, I dunno if you're a guy, but hey! We're all gay deep down!


Three in the morning, I open my window
To my surprise I see a whacked out bimbo
Screaming on the pavement with crust around his eyes
His legs are in the air and his dick's up in the sky

The sight weren't pretty but I felt remorse
Walked down my stairs, opened my door and walked over to the fucked up dwarf
he said to me 'my head's spinnin, my chick just left me'
I ask him his name the elephant looking midget says his name be Ritchie

I smile with glee and escort him to my house
Holding his waist while my hand slips down his multicolored blowse
Weird for a lad to be wearing a multicolored blowse, but feminine was always my favorite, and on them I would pounce!!!!!!!

WOO HOOOOO THATS IT FOLKS.

[Psychotic]

Psy you dun answer my question!You didn't ask one. Also, for the love of god don't let Gobo infect you with his "dun" fetish!

[Goldenboko]

Psy you dun answer my question!You didn't ask one. Also, for the love of god don't let Gobo infect you with his "dun" fetish!

Its not a fetish! I'm just too lazy to reach for that cursed ' button!

[Jessweeee♪]

Psy you dun answer my question!You didn't ask one. Also, for the love of god don't let Gobo infect you with his "dun" fetish!

Its not a fetish! I'm just too lazy to reach for that cursed ' button!

So now none of us can't use that word without being accused of stealing from Boko ; ;

I dun like it ; ;

[Psychotic]

Well, actually, it's Christmas's, but because you're all on the EoFF social rung below Goldenboko's rather than the one below Christmas's, we say you're ripping off Goldenboko rather than Christmas.

[Goldenboko]

Well, actually, it's Christmas's, but because you're all on the EoFF social rung below Goldenboko's rather than the one below Christmas's, we say you're ripping off Goldenboko rather than Christmas.

Social ladders are fun :jess:

[Shiny]

You are so pretty, so happy, so twee
Won't you come dance around with me?
I'll show you how the old folks jitterbug
You'll boogie on down, looking so smug

like a cat dragging home his first dead mouse.

Meat Puppet.
Oh dear. :erm: That was pretty good though.



P.S. You all suck. Dun should be used as "done" and not "don't". I loathe you. Let's make out.

[Goldenboko]

You are so pretty, so happy, so twee
Won't you come dance around with me?
I'll show you how the old folks jitterbug
You'll boogie on down, looking so smug

like a cat dragging home his first dead mouse.

Meat Puppet.
Oh dear. :erm: That was pretty good though.



P.S. You all suck. Dun should be used as "done" and not "don't". I loathe you. Let's make out.

Dun=Don't! >:0

Sorry Shiny I can't make out with you Leeny and I have something too special :love:

[Psychotic]

I think there should only be on topic posts in this thread from now on. Yeah, I know I'm guilty of it too, but I think the line has now been crossed so poems or gtfo plz.

[Goldenboko]

I'm sorry Psychotic,
Enforcer of rules,
Compared to you,
All the other mods drool :drool:

(That was a poem! It is allowed! I OWNED THE SYSTEM!)

[rubah]

dun is older than christmas.

[Goldenboko]

Rubah Rubah,
She may be a mod,
But she doesn't full the rules,
Thats because,
Shes a hag.

(I couldn't think of anything that ryhmes :jess:)

[rubah]

Listen, if psy is going to not listen to what I say, I'm not listening to what he says!

[Goldenboko]

Rubah and Psy,
Locked in combat.
So angry at each other,
they'd ruin others threads.

(Using poems to display a message ftw.)

[Lawr]

The more you post
The less a post's meaning
If you'd look at my face
You'd tell me I'm steaming.

[Jessweeee♪]

HaY! NOE WON OWN IMPROBER SPELLIN' 'N' GRAMMER!!
...and uh...I just ate a cracker...?

That...almost rhymes...IT'S POETRY!

:mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

[demondude]

Loony BoB & psychotic


Loony BoB is a mystery
Who has a plan we can't see
We call him boob
But he's the one laughing
Because he has a bomb
Which he is crafting
But what does this bomb do I ask
Does it make people daft?
Alas too late the bomb has been set
and has exploded but what happened?
A new kind of noob has been born
and is beeing raised in the clutches of this evil man
But what noob are we talking about
Well its psychotic who else.
After years of making us laugh
The grand plan comes and we just laugh
But little did we know what their secret was
They were women of course.

That was really rubbish. :(

[Hazzard]

People please enough with the drama
Lets have peace and not cause traumas
This sort of thing gives me headache and will leave me in a coma
Or even worst I might catch myself saying 'Doh' like homer

[scrumpleberry]

Since the dawn of time
Epic wars in eof
F have happened here.

So there's no point in trying to defuse the situation!

ps. told ya I sucked at poetry.

[smittenkitten]

The Man I Love

He has brown eyes
He has brown hair
He rarely cries
He is quite fair

Poor Puppy his teddy
His companion, his friend
He holds him steady
He needs a mend

He loves his Mummy
He misses his family
Especially baby
in Nicky’s tummy

He misses BoB
He wants to hold him
His heart would throb
If He were to die
It would be grim

In his own world
Kronk would be king
The Aiyons unfurled
They would all sing

BoB the Awesome
BoB the Great
BoB’s my possum
BoB’s my Soul Mate

The man I love
The man I hate
The man I know
He is my fate.

I was a bit bored and I love you very much Daniel~

[Peegee]

Smitten Mitten <3
Smitten Mitten Kitten <3
Kitten is in <3

/dances around pointing at Danielle

[Old Manus]

ITT revived thread won't get closed.

[smittenkitten]

Smitten Mitten <3
Smitten Mitten Kitten <3
Kitten is in <3

/dances around pointing at Danielle

Shush PG! :greenie:

[fire_of_avalon]

Sentiment is nice, but don't bump dead threads!

also, take THAT manus.