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Rengori
08-13-2007, 08:23 PM
If you were king/queen of any nation for a day, and could do whatever you want, what would you do?

TyphoonThaReapa
08-13-2007, 08:29 PM
Declare War on America...:shifty:

demondude
08-13-2007, 08:44 PM
I'd get the best bed possible ,A shiny new crown some hot women, declare war in whichever country you live in (apart from england) and enjoy.

Værn
08-13-2007, 08:57 PM
I would put Ryo-Ohki on my country's flag =D
Then I would probably spread corruption throughout the entire government, and scandalously gain millions of dollars.

Vermachtnis
08-13-2007, 09:16 PM
I would build a huge wall to keep demondude out. Then I would demand...a shrubbery! One that looks nice and is not too expensive

Namelessfengir
08-13-2007, 09:27 PM
question: will you be punished for what you did? like after that day is over.

if not then kill people, rob a bank and nuke some...thing

TyphoonThaReapa
08-13-2007, 09:28 PM
Did I mention going to war with America? Oh right! I did! That and some bitches!:cool:

Psychotic
08-13-2007, 09:28 PM
This is actually more of a plan for a long term kingship than one lasting just a day, but this is all I've got so live with it.

Bed as many women as possible (ordering any who resist to be put to death. But it's okay, it's not rape because I'll royally pardon myself!) to create a vast number of illegitimate heirs. Then wait a few years for them all to mature, fake my own death, and watch the fireworks.

We haven't had enough wars for the throne in England recently. I wanna see William and Harry go at it, although I wouldn't know which one to cheer for. Ponce or dope-smoking nazi? United or Chelsea? Republicans or Democrats? Murderers or rapists? Same principle.

Jojee
08-14-2007, 03:54 AM
Eat a lot of pie and ice cream :3
...That seriously sounds best to me right now, so yeah.

The Summoner of Leviathan
08-14-2007, 03:58 AM
I would make sure I'd never have to pay student loans or work while I finish my education and enjoy the luxury.

Rengori
08-14-2007, 04:00 AM
Eat a lot of pie and ice cream :3
...That seriously sounds best to me right now, so yeah.

There better be whipped cream.

Hambone
08-14-2007, 04:24 AM
I would smile at people!

Anon
08-14-2007, 05:00 AM
i would make every day caturday

Miriel
08-14-2007, 05:05 AM
Destroy EVERY SINGLE BIRD in existence in my country. No joke, I want all of them gone.

Araciel
08-14-2007, 05:10 AM
make it illegal to wear hats...unless you're the king, then not wear one.

Yamaneko
08-14-2007, 05:36 AM
Disband Parliament for a few years, only to bring it back when I want taxes raised. I'll eventually piss off the Scots by trying to place high ranking church officials into local parishes. I will be killed by the hand of my own government.

CloudDragon
08-14-2007, 05:39 AM
Nuke the world.

Nominus Experse
08-14-2007, 06:23 AM
The very thing I do everday already.


..although, there are a few pieces of crap people I would enjoy seeing executed...

Renmiri
08-14-2007, 06:38 PM
people would walk around naked. War would be illegal. Videogames would be mandatory

* Wakes up *

demondude
08-14-2007, 06:48 PM
I would build a huge wall to keep demondude out. Then I would demand...a shrubbery! One that looks nice and is not too expensive

No wall can keep me at bay!
...
It's just that that shrubbery is bad for my hayfever but I will be back fool!