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Baloki
08-14-2007, 09:12 AM
So who do you think is going out with who? Whos having a secret affair? Spill the gossip, go on!

Also I think Del Murder, Quina and Elsie are having a rabid threesome of intellectual chess!

demondude
08-14-2007, 10:11 AM
psychotic & Rubah

Cookie
08-14-2007, 10:15 AM
Resha and Idi Amin. Fact.

Sergeant Hartman
08-14-2007, 10:38 AM
*Hides*

Jojee
08-14-2007, 11:13 AM
Yes.

Hazzard
08-14-2007, 11:15 AM
Yes.

Jojee...me & you :cool:

scrumpleberry
08-14-2007, 11:32 AM
The love life of the CKs is just like a soap opera so all of them. At once.

Polaris
08-14-2007, 11:38 AM
Sergeant is hiding something :shifty: hmmmmmm... Anyway I'll go to Rengori and Psy :p It's so obvious that hurts :rolleyes2

The Mog Ninja
08-14-2007, 12:59 PM
LooneyBoB n m3 r t0t4117 s3x1n6 1t u9 3v3r7 d47 m4n. w00p2 d1dn7 m33n 2 s47 t4t

I Am Stoner
08-14-2007, 01:31 PM
Who knows, i'll just work a bit of the jimmy magic and BAM, she'll be putty in my hands.:P

lol ya'll know who my gf is. Her name is Polaris.;)

Firo Volondé
08-14-2007, 01:49 PM
demondude55 and Devil Man.

Though technically that's masturbation.

Peegee
08-14-2007, 02:01 PM
I've ontologically proved Cid / Cid's wife to be in a relationship.

DK
08-14-2007, 02:20 PM
Contrary to what some people claim, Loony BoB only has one man in his life, and that is me. :love:

Polaris
08-14-2007, 02:22 PM
Who knows, i'll just work a bit of the jimmy magic and BAM, she'll be putty in my hands.:P

lol ya'll know who my gf is. Her name is Polaris.;)

omg! They found me :bigsmile: They're gossiping me :bigsmile:
Oh Sergeant and Anaise would look good :bigsmile:

demondude
08-14-2007, 02:53 PM
demondude55 and Devil Man.

Though technically that's masturbation.

I'd just like you to know that I'm giving you the middle finger. :)

Old Manus
08-14-2007, 03:03 PM
Fonz, Regnori and Goldenboko meet up in a seedy hotel every tuesday night

Raebus
08-14-2007, 03:31 PM
demondude55 and Devil Man.

Though technically that's masturbation.

I'd just like you to know that I'm giving you the middle finger. :)


Shouldnt that middle finger be given to someone else? Or into someone else? LAWL.

Resha
08-14-2007, 03:32 PM
Resha and Idi Amin. Fact.

I would never steal him from you ;) I love you too much!

Also...uhm. Hmmm. Times like this, it's best to say the safe thing: Tavrobel and Lekana. ROCK ON folks.

Shauna
08-14-2007, 03:36 PM
Also...uhm. Hmmm. Times like this, it's best to say the safe thing: Tavrobel and Lekana. ROCK ON folks.

Most certainly!

demondude
08-14-2007, 04:12 PM
demondude55 and Devil Man.

Though technically that's masturbation.

I'd just like you to know that I'm giving you the middle finger. :)


Shouldnt that middle finger be given to someone else? Or into someone else? LAWL.

Both I have two you know. :greenie:

Goldenboko
08-14-2007, 04:42 PM
Me and Leeny's affair isn't secret :love:

Rye
08-14-2007, 05:58 PM
Shauna and Mike are in dirty UK love forever. :o~

Renmiri
08-14-2007, 05:59 PM
I'm making a threesome with me and myself :p

Rengori
08-14-2007, 06:38 PM
Me and Leeny's affair isn't secret :love:

The one with you and Dynast-Kid is though.

Also, Nominus is screwing everyone.

Goldenboko
08-14-2007, 06:56 PM
Me and Leeny's affair isn't secret :love:

The one with you and Dynast-Kid is though.

Lies, I only got eyes for my Eileen :heart:

Shauna
08-14-2007, 06:56 PM
Shauna and Mike are in dirty UK love forever. :o~

Mike's the dirty one, really. ;_; Just because we're S & M, doesn't mean that both of us are dirty!

(that, like many more of my posts, made waaay more sense in my mind xD)

Rengori
08-14-2007, 07:02 PM
Me and Leeny's affair isn't secret :love:

The one with you and Dynast-Kid is though.

Lies, I only got eyes for my Eileen :heart:

But your pants are totally for Dynast-Kid.

Goldenboko
08-14-2007, 07:23 PM
Me and Leeny's affair isn't secret :love:

The one with you and Dynast-Kid is though.

Lies, I only got eyes for my Eileen :heart:

But your pants are totally for Dynast-Kid.

Quit your jibberjabber.

Psychotic
08-14-2007, 09:35 PM
psychotic & RubahI like how you mixed the capitals up. I know it was intentional, missy! I am wise to your tricks!

One time we were chatting about nothing in particular and then rubah blurts out that she could never have a relationship with me. I don't understand girl talk (I think I'd need a lobotomy or a castration or something) so I don't know what that means. Would a female of this site translate it for me? (and then pledge to be my online girlfriend, if at all possible)

Shiny
08-14-2007, 09:43 PM
*Hides*
I Know What You Did Last Summer. You and the man magnet. She'll know who I'm talking about when she sees this. :greenie:

daggertrepe
08-14-2007, 09:44 PM
Oh psychotic, you know yous been layin me.

oddler
08-14-2007, 09:47 PM
Everyone knows that hot passionate love is made between Giga Guess and Roto13 at the change of every season.

LunarWeaver
08-14-2007, 09:50 PM
I hope Giga Guess is some sort of French for "LunarWeaver", oddler. :mad2:

bipper
08-14-2007, 09:50 PM
Psychotic is an std. It is what makes him so funny.

oddler
08-14-2007, 10:03 PM
I hope Giga Guess is some sort of French for "LunarWeaver", oddler. :mad2:

Oui, tray bow cup, mon sewer.

Psychotic
08-14-2007, 10:03 PM
Oh psychotic, you know yous been layin me.PM me pix plz.

Psychotic is an std. It is what makes him so funny.You know what ISN'T funny? Calling someone an STD. That's really hurt my feelings, that has. It was good, we were all joking around, having a laugh, and then you just had to take it too far!

Hambone
08-14-2007, 10:04 PM
Omega Cloud and PureAerisbeauty7...

bipper
08-14-2007, 10:09 PM
Psychotic is an std. It is what makes him so funny.You know what ISN'T funny? Calling someone an STD. That's really hurt my feelings, that has. It was good, we were all joking around, having a laugh, and then you just had to take it too far!

How cute. It think's it has feelings. Silly Virus.

as we are all conceived through sexual intercourse, We are all sexually transmitted diseases. ? This is good way to sound cynical and vindicate what I said. :mog:

Rengori
08-14-2007, 10:59 PM
Oh psychotic, you know yous been layin me.PM me pix plz.
Me too plz.

Nominus Experse
08-15-2007, 12:18 AM
My girlfriend is upset that Lunar and I have made various new uses for the old and tried rubber chicken toy.

Comet
08-15-2007, 12:20 AM
I am having an affair with Zeldy...sorry, Agrias and Leeza!

Sergeant Hartman
08-15-2007, 12:34 AM
Oh Sergeant and Anaise would look good :bigsmile:
Say what?


I Know What You Did Last Summer.
CRAP! :eek:

Jessweeee♪
08-15-2007, 01:19 AM
OOH THIS IS FUN!!!

I heard that Typhoon and Giga Guess hooked up at the Ciddies after party...you didn't hear it from me though :shifty:

Serapy
08-15-2007, 01:25 AM
I'm having an affair with Tifa :D

Jowy
08-15-2007, 02:09 AM
Misfit nails me hard.

The Mog Ninja
08-15-2007, 09:22 AM
Contrary to what some people claim, Loony BoB only has one man in his life, and that is me. :love:

:eek: NO! NO IT ISN'T TRUE:mad2:

NOOO:cry:

IT'S ALL LIES, LIES I TELL YOU:):p:D;):mad2::rolleyes2:(:cool::eek::cry::mad::love::eep::greenie::tongue: :confused::mog::choc::moomba::choc2:

LES US DUEL!!:fencing:

AND :shoot: NOW YOU DIE!! MAN STEALING uh... man stealing... PERSON!!

Lawr
08-15-2007, 09:25 AM
Yes.

Jojee...me & you :cool:

*twitches* MINE. :nonono:

Jojee
08-15-2007, 10:51 AM
:sweat: As much as I love you guys, I think this might be a good time to clear up that I don't actually go for 14 year olds. ...Or 15 year olds. ...Or younger guys. ...Or internet guys. Internet girls, though... *makes smoochie faces at Resha* :jokey:

Also I am not 14 years old.

Word has it that Rengori and The Fonz have something going on ;)

Rengori
08-15-2007, 10:57 AM
:sweat: As much as I love you guys, I think this might be a good time to clear up that I don't actually go for 14 year olds. ...Or 15 year olds. ...Or younger guys. ...Or internet guys. Internet girls, though... *makes smoochie faces at Resha* :jokey:

We know you want it. :jokey:

Resha
08-15-2007, 12:18 PM
:sweat: As much as I love you guys, I think this might be a good time to clear up that I don't actually go for 14 year olds. ...Or 15 year olds. ...Or younger guys. ...Or internet guys. Internet girls, though... *makes smoochie faces at Resha* :jokey:

We know you want it. :jokey:

Back off, RENGORZ. She be mine. :mad: Although I can have no exclusive claim, since she is married to half of EoFF. But it's your fault! For being late! AND MISSING OUT ON HER POLYGAMY PHASE. :tongue:

Maxico
08-15-2007, 01:52 PM
You know what ISN'T funny? Calling someone an STD. That's really hurt my feelings, that has. It was good, we were all joking around, having a laugh, and then you just had to take it too far!

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/1513/postercc2.png

Fonzie
08-15-2007, 02:50 PM
:sweat: As much as I love you guys, I think this might be a good time to clear up that I don't actually go for 14 year olds. ...Or 15 year olds. ...Or younger guys. ...Or internet guys. Internet girls, though... *makes smoochie faces at Resha* :jokey:

Also I am not 14 years old.

Word has it that Rengori and The Fonz have something going on ;)

Once again, give me 20 bucks, and we could do the same.

Baloki
08-15-2007, 03:39 PM
Misfit nails me hard.

I KNEW IT, I knew you were a girl and misfit was a man, god damnit I knew it man and they all called me a lier, but now theres the proof man, THERE IS THE PROOF!


Also I am not 14 years old.

More like 40 years old...

Dude1972
08-15-2007, 04:03 PM
What the hell?

demondude
08-15-2007, 04:08 PM
What the hell?

Welcome to eyes on final fantasy where normal to us is wtf to you. :)

Shoeberto
08-15-2007, 04:18 PM
:sweat: As much as I love you guys, I think this might be a good time to clear up that I don't actually go for 14 year olds. ...Or 15 year olds. ...Or younger guys. ...Or internet guys. Internet girls, though... *makes smoochie faces at Resha* :jokey:

Also I am not 14 years old.

Word has it that Rengori and The Fonz have something going on ;)
But Jojo you are my golden goddess of azn on the Internet! I thought we could spend long nights watching anime and playing RO and saving to move to Japan so I could become a manga artist. You have dashed my dreams, devil woman! T_T

Dude1972
08-15-2007, 04:48 PM
Actually Demon I joined a long time ago..didn't think this forum would still be up..and random as hell..

demondude
08-15-2007, 04:49 PM
Actually Demon I joined a long time ago..didn't think this forum would still be up..and random as hell..

What forum? who are you?Why am I naked?

Raebus
08-15-2007, 04:52 PM
Shauna and Mike are in dirty UK love forever. :o~

Mike's the dirty one, really. ;_; Just because we're S & M, doesn't mean that both of us are dirty!

(that, like many more of my posts, made waaay more sense in my mind xD)

We share the dirty-ness, really. ;)

Madame Adequate
08-15-2007, 05:47 PM
Me and Jowy.
Me and DK.
Me and Red Pill.
Me and Quin.
Me and Maxx Power.
Me and Raist and Ryelaxation.
Me and Bleys.
Me and Pike.
Me and anyone with $2 they'll give me.

Sometimes all at once.

Fonzie
08-15-2007, 05:55 PM
Me and Jowy.
Me and DK.
Me and Red Pill.
Me and Quin.
Me and Maxx Power.
Me and Raist and Ryelaxation.
Me and Bleys.
Me and Pike.
Me and anyone with $2 they'll give me.

Sometimes all at once.

I like that word.

Has a certain zing to it.

Levian
08-15-2007, 06:01 PM
The only sexual intercourse I can confirm would be Psychotic & kikimm. Anything else would just be wild speculations.

demondude
08-15-2007, 06:02 PM
Levian & Lekana. :)

Levian
08-15-2007, 06:05 PM
Oh please, we don't have anything in common. Well, except Le.

demondude
08-15-2007, 06:06 PM
You do! Don't deny it!

Jessweeee♪
08-15-2007, 06:13 PM
Oh please, we don't have anything in common. Well, except Le.

See? You're perfect for eachother!

Goldenboko
08-15-2007, 06:15 PM
The only sexual intercourse I can confirm would be Psychotic & kikimm.

0.o

And how exactly can you confirm this :jokey:

Shauna
08-15-2007, 06:16 PM
We share the dirty-ness, really. ;)

You're a liar Michael Smith. :mad2:

Raebus
08-15-2007, 06:24 PM
We share the dirty-ness, really. ;)

You're a liar Michael Smith. :mad2:

YOU USED MY FULL NAME. :_____:

Shauna
08-15-2007, 06:30 PM
No wait... MICHAEL JOHN SMITH*. :mad2:

Polaris
08-15-2007, 06:32 PM
omg one more reply and they'll probably start hitting each other :eek: Calm down guys :laughing: Peace and love (according to this thread more love than peace :rolleyes2 I didn't know EOFF had so many couples)

Jessweeee♪
08-15-2007, 06:33 PM
No wait... MICHAEL JOHN SMITH*. :mad2:

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,
His name is my name too.

Whenever we go out,
The people always shout,
There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

Dah dah dah dah, dah dah dah

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,
His name is my name too.

Whenever we go out,
The people always shout,
There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

Dah dah dah dah, dah dah dah

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,
His name is my name too.

Whenever we go out,
The people always shout,
There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

Dah dah dah dah, dah dah dah

Raebus
08-15-2007, 06:38 PM
No wait... MICHAEL JOHN SMITH*. :mad2:

:__________________________________________________:

THAT HURT MY EMO HEART.

Fonzie
08-15-2007, 06:38 PM
omg one more reply and they'll probably start hitting each other :eek: Calm down guys :laughing: Peace and love (according to this thread more love than peace :rolleyes2 I didn't know EOFF had so many couples)

I duno, my Bff jill?

Jessweeee♪
08-15-2007, 07:03 PM
omg one more reply and they'll probably start hitting each other :eek: Calm down guys :laughing: Peace and love (according to this thread more love than peace :rolleyes2 I didn't know EOFF had so many couples)

Cupid runs this site :eek:

Polaris
08-15-2007, 07:05 PM
omg one more reply and they'll probably start hitting each other :eek: Calm down guys :laughing: Peace and love (according to this thread more love than peace :rolleyes2 I didn't know EOFF had so many couples)

I duno, my Bff jill?

I know about you all :shifty:

Baloki
08-15-2007, 07:06 PM
I never said they had to have sex Levian, that's just dirty :(

Rengori
08-15-2007, 07:06 PM
omg one more reply and they'll probably start hitting each other :eek: Calm down guys :laughing: Peace and love (according to this thread more love than peace :rolleyes2 I didn't know EOFF had so many couples)

I duno, my Bff jill?

I know about you all :shifty:

What? She was wearing a scarf, I couldn't see the adam's apple!

Miriel
08-15-2007, 07:28 PM
I'm pretty sure Levia and Psycho are expecting a baby together. Aww.

Heath
08-15-2007, 07:32 PM
I'm pretty sure Levia and Psycho are expecting a baby together. Aww.

So Paul knows? Good God, Levia left it long enough to tell him.

Loony BoB
08-17-2007, 03:53 PM
Contrary to what some people claim, Loony BoB only has one man in his life, and that is me. :love:

:eek: NO! NO IT ISN'T TRUE:mad2:

NOOO:cry:

IT'S ALL LIES, LIES I TELL YOU:):p:D;):mad2::rolleyes2:(:cool::eek::cry::mad::love::eep::greenie::tongue: :confused::mog::choc::moomba::choc2:

LES US DUEL!!:fencing:

AND :shoot: NOW YOU DIE!! MAN STEALING uh... man stealing... PERSON!!
Dan is my #1 man and always will be.

Freya
08-17-2007, 06:01 PM
Levian & Lekana. :)


Oh please, we don't have anything in common. Well, except Le.
:confused: I mean I know Lev is awesome but a couple, please.

DK
08-17-2007, 06:04 PM
Contrary to what some people claim, Loony BoB only has one man in his life, and that is me. :love:

:eek: NO! NO IT ISN'T TRUE:mad2:

NOOO:cry:

IT'S ALL LIES, LIES I TELL YOU:):p:D;):mad2::rolleyes2:(:cool::eek::cry::mad::love::eep::greenie::tongue: :confused::mog::choc::moomba::choc2:

LES US DUEL!!:fencing:

AND :shoot: NOW YOU DIE!! MAN STEALING uh... man stealing... PERSON!!
Dan is my #1 man and always will be.

:aimkiss:

Araciel
08-17-2007, 06:29 PM
i think i heard chemical and araciel were dating...what a horrible rumour.

Jessweeee♪
08-17-2007, 08:01 PM
I'm pretty sure Levia and Psycho are expecting a baby together. Aww.

You mean they weren't actually making sand castles at the beach?

Quindiana Jones
08-17-2007, 08:43 PM
All I know is that I am most certainly NOT engaging in secret sex sessions behind the bike sheds with MILF.

I Took the Red Pill
08-17-2007, 10:21 PM
I've already penetrated Huxley numerous times.

Quindiana Jones
08-17-2007, 10:27 PM
We should make...like, a club or something.

Psychotic
08-17-2007, 11:51 PM
I'm pretty sure Levia and Psycho are expecting a baby together. Aww.

So Paul knows? Good God, Levia left it long enough to tell him.What the smurf?! No, he has not told me! This is the first I have heard of it. You son of a bitch, I'm dragging you down to the abortion clinic first thing tomorrow. Aint no Viking gettin' child support from me!
The only sexual intercourse I can confirm would be Psychotic & kikimm. Anything else would just be wild speculations.It's over, I keep telling you. You're the only one for me. That bitch...she broke my heart! :whimper:

Although I got my revenge by posting nude pix of her all over the web. All's fair in love and war~

You know what ISN'T funny? Calling someone an STD. That's really hurt my feelings, that has. It was good, we were all joking around, having a laugh, and then you just had to take it too far!

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/1513/postercc2.pngHmm. I...yes. Well. That's...that's very...wow.

Iceglow
08-18-2007, 01:38 AM
Oh psychotic, you know yous been layin me.PM me pix plz.

Psychotic is an std. It is what makes him so funny.You know what ISN'T funny? Calling someone an STD. That's really hurt my feelings, that has. It was good, we were all joking around, having a laugh, and then you just had to take it too far!

You know this will be slightly off topic since my current girl doesn't come here but.....you know how to say her name right Psy? having met her? Because if you say it wrong theres a chance you could actually call her a STD...

As for me, Levian lost the Psychotic gay love when I threw Psy over the back of Jack's sofa.

Rengori
08-18-2007, 01:51 AM
The only sexual intercourse I can confirm would be Psychotic & kikimm. Anything else would just be wild speculations.It's over, I keep telling you. You're the only one for me. That bitch...she broke my heart! :whimper:

Although I got my revenge by posting nude pix of her all over the web.
Pixpls

Baloki
08-18-2007, 09:38 AM
Just what have I created by posting this thread :eek: