Bad-um-fail

[demondude]

Whats the crappiest joke you've ever heard.
This ones mine.

3 men walk into a bar and one orders a beer.
Why did you order a beer the other 2 ask
And the man replies because I'm queer.

I made that up when I was 7 :cry:

[Værn]

Three blonds walked into a bar. Ouch!

[Rocket Edge]

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there goddammit!

The Guy.
The Guy who?

The Guy who knocks.

[Peegee]

A man asked a genie to make him the smartest person in the world. The genie made the man a woman.

-_-;

[Hambone]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I'm not a banana?

[Rengori]

I don't waste my time with crappy jokes.

[Shauna]

Any joke that comes out of Raebus' mouth is terrible. So, any joke from him is the worst ever!

[Shoeberto]

... because they're ugly and they stink!

[Vermachtnis]

Some of those jokes written on popcicle sticks are really bad.

Vaern, your joke was hilarous. I love dumb blonde jokes XD

[Sergeant Hartman]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Let us in faggot.

[Nominus Experse]

One that involved my mother's garage and my father's limousine...

[Hambone]

A longhorn and an aggie are sitting in front of a t.v. while a dog is licking it's nuts in front of them. The longhorn says "Man, I wish I could do that" and the aggie replies "I tried to, but he bit me."

:eep:

[Jessweeee♪]

Weeeelll, in eighth grade I signed up for Theater Arts. I LOVE theater, but I can't act for the life of me...and I was soooo bad at improv, it was such a terrible terrible experience, especially with the kids not liking me so much :jess:

So, there was this one time when we did improv, and I just totally freeze...I mean...I'm soooo not good with people, and I'm not a comedian. So...I start off with air planes, and Paris, and Paris Texas, and I planned to work in Paris Hilton somehow...but yeah...it didn't work...it was one of the most humiliating moments of my life, and it was just awful...

[Kirobaito]

A longhorn and an aggie are sitting in front of a t.v. while a dog is licking it's nuts in front of them. The longhorn says "Man, I wish I could do that" and the aggie replies "I tried to, but he bit me."

:eep:
That is superb. I must use this.

[Jessweeee♪]

A longhorn and an aggie are sitting in front of a t.v. while a dog is licking it's nuts in front of them. The longhorn says "Man, I wish I could do that" and the aggie replies "I tried to, but he bit me."

:eep:

I GET IT!

[Rengori]

A longhorn and an aggie are sitting in front of a t.v. while a dog is licking it's nuts in front of them. The longhorn says "Man, I wish I could do that" and the aggie replies "I tried to, but he bit me."

:eep:

I GET IT!

OH, NOW I GET IT!

[Jessweeee♪]

A longhorn and an aggie are sitting in front of a t.v. while a dog is licking it's nuts in front of them. The longhorn says "Man, I wish I could do that" and the aggie replies "I tried to, but he bit me."

:eep:

I GET IT!

OH, NOW I GET IT!

Futuramalol

[Rengori]

A longhorn and an aggie are sitting in front of a t.v. while a dog is licking it's nuts in front of them. The longhorn says "Man, I wish I could do that" and the aggie replies "I tried to, but he bit me."

:eep:

I GET IT!

OH, NOW I GET IT!

Futuramalol
yay, someone got the reference!

[Jessweeee♪]

A longhorn and an aggie are sitting in front of a t.v. while a dog is licking it's nuts in front of them. The longhorn says "Man, I wish I could do that" and the aggie replies "I tried to, but he bit me."

:eep:

I GET IT!

OH, NOW I GET IT!

Futuramalol
yay, someone got the reference!

One of my favorite lines <3

[Markus. D]

As Cbc has said MORE than once.

"Tsukasa"

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

There was one I read in a joke book which was three pages long. The punchline involved the ambiguity of an ordinary word with two of it's most common meanings

[Rye]

Knock Knock. :]

[Fonzie]

Knock Knock. :]

*sigh*

Who's there?

[Rye]

Dwayne

[Fonzie]

Dwayne

Dwayne who?

[Rye]

Dwaaaayne the bathtub, I'm dwowwningggg!

[Raistlin]

Rye has the worst collection of knock knock jokes in the history of everything. I suggest you all flee now before she destroys your soul.

[Shoeberto]

Dwaaaayne the bathtub, I'm dwowwningggg!
Maaan, I knew I forgot to tell my friends one when I was at their apartment.

[KentaRawr!]

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Impatient Cow!

Impatient--

MOOO!!!

[Levian]

This writer named Steve decided to start writing erotic novels, except he had a little problem, he had never had sex. So then Henry asks him, "have you ever had sex?" and Steve swiftly replied "No, but I have a desk"

It actually makes sense in Norwegian, but it's equally funny in all languages.

[rubah]

Your friend Lisa introduces you to her friend, Mona Jo. Mona Jo has green hair. You compliment her on her outrageous statement-making hair, and she sneezes, runs her hand up her nose and over her hair and says "Thanks! It's natural"

[demondude]

What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)