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Hazzard
08-14-2007, 10:59 PM
You have to admit, there's something fishy about this forum, man, I just can't keep away from it when locking onto the net.

SO WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT IT, MAN! (I know we've had threads like these in the past, but yah, that's the past and I don't care cause we're in the present, BABY!!!)

Xaven
08-14-2007, 11:02 PM
People here have brainsssss. [/zombie]

Rengori
08-14-2007, 11:05 PM
I don't know, but adblock helps.

Old Manus
08-14-2007, 11:26 PM
nikotine

Lawr
08-14-2007, 11:36 PM
Jojo

Aurey
08-14-2007, 11:39 PM
I don't find it addicting at all, in fact I find it utterly repulsive and juvenile.

Lawr
08-14-2007, 11:44 PM
Jojo

Shoeberto
08-14-2007, 11:46 PM
If I knew why, do you think I really would've spent the past seven years here?

Goldenboko
08-14-2007, 11:48 PM
The moment you become a member here there is a 1 in 300 chance that you a virus is sent threw the internet and onto your keyboard. The virus then pricks your finger and enters the body, thats why only some of us get so addicted.

PS- The virus I mentioned has a name: nik0tine.

rubah
08-14-2007, 11:56 PM
We sprinkle all the posts with heroin.

Nominus Experse
08-15-2007, 12:16 AM
Because many people are deluded to thinking that their opinions are of any real consequence or other importance.

CloudDragon
08-15-2007, 12:26 AM
Surely it's not the community.

I wish it was more addicting than nicotine. Than maybe I could quit smoking.

Sergeant Hartman
08-15-2007, 12:29 AM
FINAL FANTASY!!

TyphoonThaReapa
08-15-2007, 12:50 AM
I got the munches...

Shlup
08-15-2007, 01:00 AM
It's the pink that keeps me coming back.

Jessweeee♪
08-15-2007, 01:12 AM
Because I love you all n.n

Fonzie
08-15-2007, 03:21 AM
Because I hate you all u.u

Aye.

Jessweeee♪
08-15-2007, 03:23 AM
Because I love you all n.n

Aye.

Indeed.

Fonzie
08-15-2007, 03:29 AM
Because I love you all n.n

Aye.

Indeed.

How indecisive.

Goldenboko
08-15-2007, 03:30 AM
We sprinkle all the posts with heroin.

So thats why I failed my last drug test :p

Rengori
08-15-2007, 03:31 AM
Because I love you all n.n

Aye.

Indeed.

How undeceive.

I know what she did that.

The Summoner of Leviathan
08-15-2007, 03:42 AM
I sold my soul to EoFF so now I am contractually obligated to browse the site, even if I do not post.

Lesson: Do not sell your soul to websites to gain unholy powers like summoning serpents.

Jojee
08-15-2007, 04:09 AM
Jojo lol I was gonna write, "Because I'm here of course :p" but I guess that's done already.

It gives you something to do to fill up the time in your otherwise uneventful life? :|

...Okay, that sounds sad. It's an alternative from Maple Story. That sounds worse. xD

McLovin'
08-15-2007, 04:12 AM
You've all died and gone to heaven.

CloudDragon
08-15-2007, 04:15 AM
Or hell.

It is in the thread title!

Lawr
08-15-2007, 05:24 AM
Or hell.

It is in the thread title!

Nice work eagle-eye. :thumb:

Rase
08-15-2007, 05:30 AM
What the hell are you all talking about?

Rengori
08-15-2007, 05:41 AM
What the hell are you all talking about?
Boobs.

Hazzard
08-15-2007, 10:22 AM
What the hell are you all talking about?
Boobs.

...intriguing and yet fascinating...

demondude
08-15-2007, 10:32 AM
I stayed away from this thread but when somebody told me that boobs were mentioned I had to post.

I post in the hope that one day I'll win a ciddie
I came close to 4 last year but I din't win any. :mog:

That and I have a secret plan to kill you all. :shifty:

Fonzie
08-15-2007, 02:43 PM
I stayed away from this thread but when somebody told me that boobs were mentioned I had to post.

I post in the hope that one day I'll win a ciddie
I came close to 4 last year but I din't win any. :mog:

That and I have a secret plan to kill you all. :shifty:

Wait for the User title first, then we'll talk.

Peegee
08-15-2007, 02:49 PM
I did go awol for about half a year once or twice, but overall I've been here for quite some time (see join date).

I have no idea why I'm still here. I suspect something is laced with coke.

Hazzard
08-15-2007, 02:50 PM
I just like this place. It's nice.

ReloadPsi
08-15-2007, 03:23 PM
Everyone's so lovely here!

demondude
08-15-2007, 04:39 PM
I stayed away from this thread but when somebody told me that boobs were mentioned I had to post.

I post in the hope that one day I'll win a ciddie
I came close to 4 last year but I din't win any. :mog:

That and I have a secret plan to kill you all. :shifty:

Wait for the User title first, then we'll talk.

Yes sir. *bows* :)

Polaris
08-15-2007, 04:45 PM
OMG 4 years of my life wasted here damn u EOFF! :whimper: Idk... EOFF has cute guys, interesting chats... cute banners... crazy members, cute skins... chocobos and pandas... eoff has it all :kewl:

Serapy
08-15-2007, 05:33 PM
of course it's addictive, one of the good parts is that i'm learning english from the coummuity =)

Hazzard
08-15-2007, 06:03 PM
OMG 4 years of my life wasted here damn u EOFF! :whimper: Idk... EOFF has cute guys, interesting chats... cute banners... crazy members, cute skins... chocobos and pandas... eoff has it all :kewl:

I think she's insinuating that I fit in all that criteria, ehh? :)

Levian
08-15-2007, 06:04 PM
I think the clue to leaving EoFF is to RIP IT OFF LIKE A BANDAID. But that hurts, so you know...

demondude
08-15-2007, 06:05 PM
OMG 4 years of my life wasted here damn u EOFF! :whimper: Idk... EOFF has cute guys, interesting chats... cute banners... crazy members, cute skins... chocobos and pandas... eoff has it all :kewl:

I think she's insinuating that I fit in all that criteria, ehh? :)

Don't get you're hopes up. :tongue:

Hazzard
08-15-2007, 06:17 PM
OMG 4 years of my life wasted here damn u EOFF! :whimper: Idk... EOFF has cute guys, interesting chats... cute banners... crazy members, cute skins... chocobos and pandas... eoff has it all :kewl:

I think she's insinuating that I fit in all that criteria, ehh? :)

Don't get you're hopes up. :tongue:

Don't bring my hopes down...:(

TyphoonThaReapa
08-15-2007, 07:41 PM
OMG 4 years of my life wasted here damn u EOFF! :whimper: Idk... EOFF has cute guys, interesting chats... cute banners... crazy members, cute skins... chocobos and pandas... eoff has it all :kewl:

I think she's insinuating that I fit in all that criteria, ehh? :)

Don't get you're hopes up. :tongue:

Don't bring my hopes down...:(

A'yo, Come on now. Y'all both know she was really talkin' 'bout ya' boy Typhoon A.K.A Tha Reapa. A'yo Polaris baby, I know I'm addictive. That's why you shouldn't quit me. I'm good for you...:cool:

Polaris
08-15-2007, 07:45 PM
omg 2 fresh boys on a hot summer arguing for me, EOFF makes miracles :bigsmile: I love this place more each day :jokey:

demondude
08-15-2007, 07:58 PM
omg 2 fresh boys on a hot summer arguing for me, EOFF makes miracles :bigsmile: I love this place more each day :jokey:

Don't listen to these goons you know who you really want. ;)

Hazzard
08-15-2007, 08:00 PM
omg 2 fresh boys on a hot summer arguing for me, EOFF makes miracles :bigsmile: I love this place more each day :jokey:

Don't listen to these goons you know who you really want. ;)

...I pity you man, she just complemented me and Typhoon, not you, Demon.d! :p

demondude
08-15-2007, 08:02 PM
Keep telling yourself that. ;)

Hazzard
08-15-2007, 08:09 PM
See, guys, this is what I mean about the constant posting, it's addictive to get your point across about who's the real Ladies man on dis forum!

TyphoonThaReapa
08-15-2007, 08:13 PM
See, guys, this is what I mean about the constant posting, it's addictive to get your point across about who's the real Ladies man on dis forum!

*Clear throat* I talk to a lot of women here. But you don't have to take my word for it Hazzard. Just ask somebody...:cool:

Hazzard
08-15-2007, 08:16 PM
...I'm a bit quiet now.

TyphoonThaReapa
08-15-2007, 08:24 PM
...I'm a bit quiet now.

Looks like somebody got the hint. I'm as addictive as ever...:cool:

Hazzard
08-15-2007, 08:26 PM
...I'm a bit quiet now.

Looks like somebody got the hint. I'm as addictive as ever...:cool:

I never said I'm not addictive, son! :cool:-:cool:

demondude
08-15-2007, 08:27 PM
If I were to post A picture of myself All of the girls would be flocking.

TyphoonThaReapa
08-15-2007, 08:28 PM
If I were to post A picture of myself All of the girls would be flocking.

Lol, your still here?:p

demondude
08-15-2007, 08:31 PM
:(

Hazzard
08-15-2007, 08:35 PM
If I were to post A picture of myself All of the girls would be flocking.

Lol, your still here?:p

That's what I was thinking. Semendude, you can talk the talk, but it's obvious you can't walk the walk or snort the snort and you've been caught the caught, end of the of...

TyphoonThaReapa
08-15-2007, 08:54 PM
If I were to post A picture of myself All of the girls would be flocking.

Lol, your still here?:p

That's what I was thinking. Semendude, you can talk the talk, but it's obvious you can't walk the walk or snort the snort and you've been caught the caught, end of the of...

....Say what??? :confused:

Værn
08-15-2007, 09:10 PM
Methinks that this forum is addictive because you can wait about ten seconds, refresh the page, and already have a reply to your last post to respond to. This is definitely one of the most active forums I've ever been on.

Hazzard
08-15-2007, 09:13 PM
Methinks that this forum is addictive because you can wait about ten seconds, refresh the page, and already have a reply to your last post to respond to. This is definitely one of the most active forums I've ever been on.

Those were the words I was searching for. It feels nice to be quoted, if the quote is positive.

rubah
08-15-2007, 09:16 PM
omg 2 fresh boys on a hot summer arguing for me, EOFF makes miracles :bigsmile: I love this place more each day :jokey:

On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

Sergeant Hartman
08-15-2007, 09:18 PM
Guys stop arguing, or I'll......do something.

TyphoonThaReapa
08-15-2007, 09:19 PM
omg 2 fresh boys on a hot summer arguing for me, EOFF makes miracles :bigsmile: I love this place more each day :jokey:

On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses which is the transformation of TyphoonThaReapa?

Would you?:radred:

demondude
08-15-2007, 09:20 PM
Guys stop arguing, or I'll......do something.

That sounded wrong in so many way. :(

Polaris
08-15-2007, 09:33 PM
Don't listen to these goons you know who you really want. ;)

...I pity you man, she just complemented me and Typhoon, not you, Demon.d! :p

Wha??? I'm Demondude lover :jokey: Tell them honey:cool:


On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses

Wah?? You have a lot things to explain to me Mr. Typhon!:mad:

Sergeant Hartman
08-15-2007, 09:38 PM
This thread now revolves around Polaris.

Rengori
08-15-2007, 09:39 PM
This thread now revolves around Polaris.

Who I now claim for myself.

Polaris
08-15-2007, 09:40 PM
Now you see why EOFF is so addictive. :jokey: Obviously I make tthis forum so much better Now honestly and forgetting all those posts, why the hell people alwasy end up returning to EOFF?? And how come there are ppl that can resist to EOFF? :eek:

Eiko Guy
08-15-2007, 09:51 PM
Because everyone holding their breath waiting for me to link to my amazing porn stash.

Ko Ko
08-15-2007, 09:52 PM
Actually, EoFF is going a bit to the dogs these days.

I'm trying to find a new forum as we speak. But it was very entertaining and engaging to the creative mind, if I recall.

Kanshisha
08-15-2007, 09:54 PM
Lol, no.. it's because ' I'M ' here! seriously, it's beacause there's a place for everyone.. sig makers, artists, gossipers, gamers and whatever you may find!

scrumpleberry
08-15-2007, 10:30 PM
People here have brainsssss. [/zombie]

I do believe he hit the nail on the head with the spaceship. Awesome members.

TyphoonThaReapa
08-15-2007, 10:52 PM
Would you people get a life?! MY life?:tongue:

I Am Stoner
08-15-2007, 11:54 PM
Wha??? I'm Demondude lover :jokey: Tell them honey:cool:


You know your mine hunny.;)

Anyway, I think people return here because the community is a nice one and not like stuck up. Well thats mytwo cents

Hazzard
08-16-2007, 12:20 AM
Hey, guys this is my damn thread and the women who post are my damn women, accept it, there's nothing you can do about it. I'm sorry, but that's the truth, yah?

Keep on postin' ladies, you're falling flat faced into my trap!!! :)

Freya
08-16-2007, 12:28 AM
Hey, guys this is my damn thread and the women who post are my damn women, accept it, there's nothing you can do about it. I'm sorry, but that's the truth, yah?

Keep on postin' ladies, you're falling flat faced into my trap!!! :)
The day you get any woman is the day the US takes over the world without resistance.

I wish I knew how to quit you (EoFF).

Hazzard
08-16-2007, 12:32 AM
Hey, guys this is my damn thread and the women who post are my damn women, accept it, there's nothing you can do about it. I'm sorry, but that's the truth, yah?

Keep on postin' ladies, you're falling flat faced into my trap!!! :)
The day you get any woman is the day the US takes over the world without resistance.

I wish I knew how to quit you (EoFF).

That is what you call "Tough Love" she really digs me...:cool:

This site is just good, man, better than any others.

Freya
08-16-2007, 12:46 AM
Hey, guys this is my damn thread and the women who post are my damn women, accept it, there's nothing you can do about it. I'm sorry, but that's the truth, yah?

Keep on postin' ladies, you're falling flat faced into my trap!!! :)
The day you get any woman is the day the US takes over the world without resistance.


That is what you call "Tough Love" she really digs me...:cool:

Or "Hatred". One of the too, I prefer the latter.

EoFF is what I do Online. WoW, EoFF, and myspace.

Resha
08-16-2007, 01:32 AM
Hazzard, you should not say such things :cry: Tavrobel is a great big strong angry man and he has a club. I like you too much to see your brains dashed out by him. For your own sake ;__; STAY AWAY FROM HER YOU WILL DIE.

TyphoonThaReapa
08-16-2007, 03:12 AM
...You guys are really somethin' else. You guys remind me of my family. Maybe that's why I keep comin' back. Family. Except the women here. The women are not my Family. They are ALL my lovable playmates. And dammit do we have a good time!:cool:

bipper
08-16-2007, 03:29 AM
For all the same reason carving "hate" into your wrists is.

Hazzard
08-16-2007, 03:33 AM
...This, Tavrobel...I have had run-ins with this guy in the past...his swagger is intimidating, and his tongue is sharp, but - bring - it - on - BABY!!!

bipper
08-16-2007, 03:38 AM
...This, Tavrobel...I have had run-ins with this guy in the past...his swagger is intimidating, and his tongue is sharp, but - bring - it - on - BABY!!!

Tavrobel only exists in our minds. Somewhere between Satan and the demeaning father who would always pick on you by signing you up for special ed classes because you would crush cheerios on the table, line up the powder and inhale it through your nose. He really thinks he knows what is best, but he really just knows what is best to make a strange situation even more off base. Damn you daddy.

TyphoonThaReapa
08-16-2007, 03:39 AM
A'yo, what's with y'all this madness over women?! P.I.M.P's don't stress over women son...:cool:

Hazzard
08-16-2007, 03:40 AM
Aaah, but Bipper, I am prepared physically, and yet mentally for this monster - Tavrobel...

bipper
08-16-2007, 03:42 AM
Aaah, but Bipper, I am prepared physically, and yet mentally for this monster - Tavrobel...

Well then, have fun swinging at the Freudian fog of your repressed memories of your abusive forum father.

Fonzie
08-16-2007, 03:57 AM
Aaah, but Bipper, I am prepared physically, and yet mentally for this monster - Tavrobel...

Well then, have fun swinging at the Freudian fog of your repressed memories of your abusive forum father.

Lol, Greg is going to be so pissed that you're talking about him.

Resha
08-16-2007, 03:58 AM
Tavrobel's name is Greg? :confused: WHAT IS THIS

Hazzard
08-16-2007, 04:12 AM
Damn it, I'm shocked as well. I feel miffed.

bipper
08-16-2007, 04:16 AM
You cannot name the intangible! There is a difference between Jesus and God. Much is the same with Greg and Tavvy. You rotten blasphemies.

Hazzard
08-16-2007, 04:17 AM
Alright, let's not lead this thread astray, back on topic guys!

bipper
08-16-2007, 04:25 AM
Alright, let's not lead this thread astray, back on topic guys!

The haphazard astrayness that we have found is just a prime grade-A example of the half assness that makes E0FF the sauce.

Eiko Guy
08-18-2007, 04:40 AM
That's kinda a let down. I've been mullling over Tav vs Behold the void and now I nknow who really wins.

Greg is such a boring name [no offence to the gregs].

All ladies of EOFF love me but I'm more into the guys of eoff. NOt that I've found any worth checking up on....except maybe rengori [like I actualy know rengori's gender]

Araciel
08-18-2007, 04:41 AM
so many worthwhile people here, and some fun times when we talk about random stuff...plus i have few real life friends cause i'm a huge homebody.

Eiko Guy
08-18-2007, 04:44 AM
I think dyslexicon is following my posts creepy. Thats why I come back. And to talk to people all over the world.

Araciel
08-18-2007, 04:45 AM
creepy? :cry:

Loony BoB
08-18-2007, 01:12 PM
Staff Forum orgies.

fantasyjunkie
08-18-2007, 11:05 PM
I've been here for a while, 2 or 3 years, I forget. I like it because everyone is basically civil to each other even when disagreeing on a topic.
There's no name calling and bad words. That's why I like it.
This forum rocks :)

Bart's Friend Milhouse
08-18-2007, 11:22 PM
It's a good alibi for pornography

Rengori
08-18-2007, 11:26 PM
It's a good alibi for pornography

Oh yeah, I forgot about that one.

Hazzard
08-19-2007, 01:35 AM
When I go on porn, i quickly click on the site after my business. That's another reason.

Sir Edeon X
08-19-2007, 09:18 PM
Well, I'm here cuz my pet chocobos beak my head if I close this page... I haven't slept for years now.... :cry:

:choc: *beaked*

And to show off Polaris' banners, of course... :tongue:

Polaris
08-19-2007, 09:27 PM
And this thread goes around me again! face it my darlings eoff just loves me :cool: I think Eoff is great because of the members, I never saw a forum like this... where banners with gays are allowed! yay for EOFF and Edeon for using the only banner I made and no one would have used... ever!:shifty:

Sir Edeon X
08-19-2007, 09:37 PM
You have to face it: the world revolves around you!
Not that you're so fat that the earth is attracted by you or anything like that... :monster2:

Now for real: what else? It's about FF and people who love it!!! And people who like FF cannot be bad people, of course! That's why its so addictive!


PS:. POLARIS IS NOT FAT. Very very very very fit. Just for the record.

Fonzie
08-19-2007, 10:05 PM
Who's Polaris?

Hazzard
08-20-2007, 12:46 AM
Who's Polaris?

My bitch...:)

Eiko Guy
08-21-2007, 09:32 PM
BAD HAZZARD *smack*
I think you must be neutered so you can become calmer.

Thats why I come back. To threaten more people with the loss of their genitalia.

Mindflare
08-21-2007, 09:53 PM
Not addictive enough for me, I guess. But it's interesting that I keep coming back anyway. <3

stalpho slayer
08-23-2007, 09:46 PM
its beacause i'm so loveable:kaolove2:

Dr. Acula
08-24-2007, 06:46 AM
This is the only forum where people can insult each other and call it a "debate".

Avarice-ness
08-24-2007, 06:57 AM
It's not constantly addictive saddly...

It's like everyonce in a while I fade off and then come back to check my usernotes or something and look at a thread or two and get a good hit of EoFF goodness and then I'm a constant for two or three weeks and then I fade off again for a while.

Ya'll give me a temporary internet high! :D

Araciel
08-24-2007, 08:54 AM
i'm high on eoff...yes, i'd say it's accurate.