10,000 things to do until the remake, or the combined sanity loss

[Aerith's Knight]

1. collect all the cards.
2. copy them all down on paper.
3. play triple triad with your friends.
4. lose all your friends by doing that.
5. burn the cards in a ritual fire.
6. play FF8 all the way through AGAIN.
7. eat hotdogs.. but with measure

just keep the count going everyone.. you can make it as idiotic as youd like :p

[Sword]

6. See how much damage you can do by using Booya and Punch Rush over and over again

[Aerith's Knight]

8. get a raven haircut.. then decide not to
9. make a living breeding chocobo's
10. remember they dont exist.

[ReloadPsi]

Actually there's eleven now. You people sure love screwing up the numbers. I shall correct:

12. Write FF8 crossover fanfics and keep emailing them to Square-Enix
13. Convince yourself that the Flare spell really is technically available right at the start of the game and bust your nuts trying to get it
14. Printscreen all the Triple Triad cards off the PC version and print them and use them
15. Put all said Triple Triad cards on a van de graaf generator or other machine that has live electricity in the hopes of mirroring the Card Mod ability because you wanna refine Laguna into 100 Heroes and test them out by standing in front of a moving train

[Captain Maxx Power]

16. Find that Quistis romance sub-quest. It's got to be in there somewhere, it's just got to be!

[Aerith's Knight]

17. dress up as squall and start saying: "whatever"
18. get fined for copywright infringement.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

19. Find the Fire Cavern :hyper:

[Aerith's Knight]

20. set out to syberia to find shiva
21. suggest a -make your own garden project- to your national goverment, and then demand that it is called Balamb Garden.
22. demand that SEAL is changed to SeeD

[ReloadPsi]

23. Make several failed attempts to create Squall and co. in a wrestling/skating/fighting game because their costumes are that frickin' weird that the right parts never exist in such games.

[Aerith's Knight]

24. go for world domination then recreate the FF8 world by blowing up australia(after moving the ppl of course) into specified bits.
25. explain to the workers that it is called 'garden', but isnt actually one, so they would stop potting trees and gardenia's in Tribia garden.

[Xurts]

15. Put all said Triple Triad cards on a van de graaf generator or other machine that has live electricity in the hopes of mirroring the Card Mod ability because you wanna refine Laguna into 100 Heroes and test them out by standing in front of a moving train
win.

[Aerith's Knight]

26. hope reloudpsi actually manage to create cardmod so you can card-mod bahamut and throw megaelixers on ppl until they scream at you

[jammi567]

27) Have certain dreams about you and Q being in bed together...

[Jessweeee♪]

28) Demand that Square makes that effing THREADS OF FATE SEQUEL
29) Call all of your teachers Instructor Trepe

[Aerith's Knight]

30. dress up as a shumi and tell strangers about the beauty of being a red haired beast
31. Call everyone at the bank NORG
32. walk or run.. but never something in between

[Goldenboko]

37. Pray they never make a remaking of this pathetic game.
38. Confuse internet forums by misnumbering posts.

[Kanshisha]

39.Make swords and sell them
40. call some one a chicken wuss ( tick! )

[Aerith's Knight]

41. start paying in gil
42. drop random items from your pocket after you lose a fight

[Jessweeee♪]

ehem...

39. Tell GoBo to STFU.
40. Dress up as Rinoa, then glomp and shout SQUALLYPOO whenever you see an anti-social teenager.

[Aerith's Knight]

41. drool over any woman that even resembles Rinoa or Aeris(guilty)
42. decide to become an artist in shumi village
43. start travelling around the world to find shumi village
44. give up and settle in a village that resembles winhill(including a fake chocobo that you bought to hassle ppl crossing streets)

[silentenigma]

45. read a novel
46. get a job
47. get a girlfriend
48. learn to play pool real well
49. hustle on the street
50. pedal the ass your mamma gave you....by nitrus

[Aerith's Knight]

51. sneeze until someone says bless you(works best if there are ppl around)
52. start saying: my Hyne, oh Hyne, oh dear Hyne, etc
53. ignore all the confused people around you after doing the last 50 things.

[Aerith's Knight]

54. revive thread
55. make a world journey to find a rinoa look-a-like.
56. when found, stare at distance and then go back home.
57. sit on your sofa and revel in a job well done
58. if a sofa is unavailable, buy a sofa.

[Heath]

59. Insist that, with the right combination of marigolds and azaleas, your front garden is a military academy that can fly.

[Aerith's Knight]

59. Insist that, with the right combination of marigolds and azaleas, your front garden is a military academy that can fly.

60. insist that your friends go there :p

[Eiko Guy]

61. KOMPRESS ALLZ TIEM

[silentenigma]

62. Argue that this list will never get to 10,000.

[Lawr]

63. Close Thread before someone messes up the count, while posting

No.

[Aerith's Knight]

64. explain that its not the point to get to 10.000
65. get thrown at by confused FFVIII fans
66. make a secret city in your backgarden and name it esthar

[Tallulah]

67. Call your favourite journalist/reporter 'Sir Laguna'

[f f freak]

69. Do a GoBo and see how many people notice.

[Flying Mullet]

70. Wonder why people are so obsessed with remakes...

[leader of mortals]

71. crap out a better game then ff8

[Aerith's Knight]

72. hand leader of mortals some toilet paper/

[Flying Mullet]

73. Go buy more toilet paper.

[rubah]

74. Try to uncover the entire backstory of Hyne and Vascaroon!

[Hambone]

75. Wait.

[The Mog Ninja]

24. go for world domination then recreate the FF8 world by blowing up australia

nty

[jammi567]

76) Show that there's a story waiting to be told after the ending. As has been proven by 7, 10 and 12.

[Dirufan]

69. Do a GoBo and see how many people notice.

76.) Watch as people really don't noticed you GoBo'd.

[f f freak]

78. Do an evil laugh as you see how many people have realised you messed up the count. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Aerith's Knight]

78. call the asylum
79. when raised them on the phone do the same evil laugh Muhahaha

[Hyperion4444]

80- Junction yourself a GF or more in order to become stronger. (Euh, what?)

[Goldenboko]

50?) Get very angry at all of the people trying to pull a GoBo.

[Hyperion4444]

82-not get fooled by Goldenboko trying to pull a GoBo.

[ReloadPsi]

83) No-Junction challenge, beezotch!

[Aerith's Knight]

84. try to beat ultimecia while at lvl 20 :)

[Hyperion4444]

85- Beat Ultimecia while at level 18.
86- get 9999HP, 255 STR/VIT/MAG/SPR/SPD/LUCK, 40%+ Evade, 90%absorb Elements, Immune to all status. Auto-Protect, Auto-Haste, Auto-Shell... and still get your ass kicked by Omega's Terra Break attack.
87- Acutally Survive the Terra Break attack without invincibility or phoenix... several times...

[f f freak]

89. Murder Rinoa in the Adel battle.

[tidus_rox]

90. Actually finish this game for once....

[Oblivion]

91. Get a tattoo on you face of Squall's scar!
92. Go to bottom then climb to the top of the District Prision repeatedly.
93. Get a puppy and name him Angelo

[Aerith's Knight]

94. build a structure in your pool and call it the deep sea research center

[Tiamat3710]

95 make the gunblade numchucks disk thingys punching gloves and whip used in the military
96 get all the monsters in the game put in a zoo (not real ones robotic)
97 make triple traid a game in real life

[Hyperion4444]

97 make triple traid a game in real life

Ever heard of Triple Triad Avanced?

98. Start playing TT Online

[pspkilla]

99. Beat the game under level 5
100. Try to get 1,000,000 posts
101. Collect all the Final Fantasys
102. Go to gamestop and ask if they have anymore Genesis 64's
103. Try not to laugh

[rubah]

how do you beat the game under level five if you start at level 7?

[pspkilla]

exactly lol.

[Hyperion4444]

100. Use the auto-junction magic command because your tired of repeating hours of a bit better junction.
101. Realised that your junction and the auto-junction one are almost alike.

[Takara]

106. Get confused by all people pulling a GoBo.
107. Laugh at the FFVII spin-offs and FFX-2.
108. Murder Rinoa in the Adel battle again.
109. Consider taking a shower.
110. Get a PH.D. in genetics and zoology and try to create a new breed of three-headed dogs.

[ReloadPsi]

112. Film yourself ranting about how mean people are about Rinoa (or any other female character you like) demanding that they "LEAVE RINOA ALONE!!" and break down crying at the end of it but not before you have a temper-temper tantrum on the matter.
113. Then turn it into your channel icon, cementing the fact that you are a cretinous troll.

[Hyperion4444]

113. Start Not liking Rinoa for no apparent reasons.
115. Not get confused by people pulling GoBos
114. Wished the game offered you the choice of another girl...

[Takara]

115. Write a fanfic about Squall dumping Rinoa because he's fallen in love with the library girl with a pigtail and proceeds to elope with her.
116. Write a Simple Plan songfic sequel about Rinoa committing suicide over Squall dumping her.
117. Write another sequel, this time about Zell hunting down Squall and killing him for stealing the library girl with a pigtail from him, and then murdering the library girl with a pigtail for carrying Squall's child, and then committing suicide by eating too many hotdogs.
118. Post your fanfics on fanfiction.net, without doing basic grammar and spelling checks, and throw a fit at people who post anything but "omg, how romantic. plz write moar" reviews.
119. Write a 120 pages thesis about how Master NORG = Ultimecia.
120. Realise there are other games than FFVIII.
121. Get addicted to WoW.
122. Lose your job by calling in sick to play WoW.

[pyrefly maiden]

123. Create an FF8 roleplay and spend YEARS of your life posting to it.
124. Get distracted by said roleplay and not be so bothered by not having a remake and preoccupied enough to prevent that insanity from setting in.
125. Email Square Enix the entire roleplay and try to convince them to adopt it hence commencing the wait and sanity loss again.
126. Draws lots of fanarts on your favourite FF8 charries
127. Make plushies of FF8 charries and enact the entire FF8 story with them, including sidequests.
128. Make dramatic movements in the middle in the street and crease your brow really hard, trying to summon a Guardian Force
129. Ignore people pointing at you and whispering "crazy" behind your back.
130. Attribute undone homework and other kinds of forgotten stuff to your "GF side-effects"

[Hyperion4444]

132-Pull off a successful GoBo.
133-Write a project on how you would make a FFVIII remake + sequal and what you would change in the game. (50+ pages)
134-Find a 3D Game Maker to make the game yourself, or another game.

[Takara]

135. Join pyrefly maiden's FFVIII roleplay after getting bored of WoW.
136. Argue with the other players about your Master NORG = Ultimecia theory.
137. Wonder how and when the dust bunnies under your bed became live, sentient beings.
138. Watch in wonder as the dust bunny civilization under your bed enters its renaissance era.
139. Panic after hearing the dust bunnies plan world domination using pointy things and fire.
140. VACCUMM THOSE &@#$% DUST BUNNIES AND SET FIRE TO THE VACCUUM CLEANER!
141. Apologize profusely to your family and neighbours after accidentally burning down the entire block.
142. Write fanfiction about the FFVIII cast all falling in love with your character from the FFVIII RP.
143. Get upset when the other players and the reviewers of your fanfic call your character a Mary Sue/Gary Stu.
144. VACCUMM THOSE &@#$% PLAYERS AND REVIEWERS AND SET FIRE TO THE ULTRA BIG VACCUUM CLEANER!
145. Get arrested and convicted of premeditated murder.

[Blizade]

146. Get ripped, and a sick tattoo on your face, and annoy everyone.
147. wait for the remake of VIII like normal people

[Takara]

148. Notice that you've spelt "vacuum" wrong.
149. Don't care that you've spelt "vacuum" wrong.
150. Write to Square-Enix and demand they make ports of Secret of Mana/Seiken Densetsu II and Chrono Trigger on the GBA or the DS.
151. Threaten to kill puppies if they don't do it.
152. Start sobbing when you try to kill a cute, defenseless, innocent puppy.
153. Adopt the cute, defenseless, innocent puppy.
154. Adopt a cute kitten.
155. Adopt another cute kitten. And another one. And another one...
156. Repeat, with puppies this time.
157. Train your kittens so you can make an army of ninja kittens.
158. Train your puppies so you can make an army of pirate puppies.
159. Unleash both armies on Square-Enix.
160. Conquer the world with your armies.

[Aerith's Knight]

161. be amazed that your topic is still alive
162. hope nobody noticed you were gone
163. buy cookies for if they do
164. jump off a building and live
165. make sure you get 164 right on the first try
166. flee from the ninja kittens army

[Levian]

167. Read Girl Next Door instead of giving it to Zone.
168. Consume so much fuel by roaming around so much with the Ragnarok that the world is more likely to die of global warming than time compression.

[Lionheart-BAM]

169. Wonder when someone else will put another message
170.Gets hungry.
171.Looks at the fridge in need of a sandwhich.
172.Wait for the sandwhich to make itself.
173.Get a drink.
174.Dress up like Edea and threaten the drink to get cold or else youll use ice needles
175.Drink the drink.
176. Saves before fighting Ultima weapon and fighting him.
177.Resets and fights him again ~~~over and over and over again~~~
178. Keep gettin knocked down by rinoa in lunar base when shes possesed.
179.Trying to reach 200 on this.
180. Still wait for the sandwhich.
181. Look at a snake hole and sware you saw carbuncle.
182.Make a new brand of car.
183. Name it carbuncle.
184.Watches out for ninja kittens while waiting on the sandwhich.
185.Watch in fear as the sandwhich makes itself.
186. Accidently push the post button.
187.Wonder why your clothes have shrunk while waiting on ff8 remake.
188.Wait for the president to send you a mission to defeat a sorceress from the future.
189.Get bored and wonder if time compression has started.
190.Get excited because 10 away from 200.
191.Try to find a giant music machine to play music while you walk.
192.Threaten people that youll draw from them.
193.Tell the police you have direct orders from SeeD to assassinate norg the bank manager.
194.Sit in jail.
195.Try to open menu screen to look at your gfs.
196.Sit in jail longer.
197.Wondering why this list is so long.
198.Try to use your abilities.
199.Realize you must be in ultamicias castle.
200.Happy you hit 200 and wondering how to spell ultamicia.

[Aerith's Knight]

201. Shoot zombies in the head
202. realise that there are no zombie's and shoot pidgeons instead.
203. write fanfiction
204. realise you suck at writing and play the game again
205. buy a rubber duck
206. throw rubber duck at tv screen every time your hp drops
207. buy a rubber duck that doesnt squeek

[Lionheart-BAM]

208. Get a degree from Nasa.
209.Go in space.
210. Look for Rinoa and Ragnarok.
211.Look for ufos.
212.Find the card queen.
213.Try and make the world shrink so your bigger than towns.

[Aerith's Knight]

214. make every card using high grade carton and ink
215. burn them out of principle
216. hide the fact that you sucked at that game
217. fail by posting it on the forum
218. seek comfort in the rubber duck
219. realise that the rubber duck cannot fill that void in your heart with a squeek
220. try finding a girl instead
221. realise that the FF8 forum isnt the most ideal place to do this

[Lionheart-BAM]

222.Try to hack into the game and get higher than level 100.
223.Try to hack into the game and get level 1.
224.Learn not to hack into the game because the game messed up.
225.Find every characters middle name.
226.Eat a cookie.
227.Eat more cookies.
228.Get addicted to cookies.
229.Try to connect trains to kidnap the president.
230.Wonder why the president is scared of you.

[Aerith's Knight]

231. hack the game and get above level 100.
232. find out that level 101 is actually level 1 and has all your characters stats dropped.. severely
233. scream

[Lionheart-BAM]

234.After hacking notice squalls eye is hanging out of his head,Rinoa has no legs,anf Zell is smart.
235.Learn to play piano.
236.Get mad and break the piano.
237.Apolagize to your cousin for breaking their piano.
238.Use your money to buy them another piano.
239.Break that piano and laugh at them while pushing them down.
240.Play ff8 without crying.

[Kanshisha]

241: make 2 ebay accounts and continue to auction eachother a FF8 squall toy
243:Dance around when you defeat an enemy
244:Continue to think of more things until a FF8 remake
245:Video cam yourself playing FF8 non-stop, and put it up on youtube

[Lionheart-BAM]

246.Scrape food off yourself after playing final fantasy for 70 days straight.
247.Wonder why your friends dont call anymore.
248. Make fake dolls of all the ff characters.
249.Act like their your friends in the mirror.
250.Get depressed.
251.Find a wishing star and wish the world was like final fantasy 8
252.Turns out your ultamecia before she dies.
253.Find ellone and go back in time.
254.Buy a root beer

[Aerith's Knight]

255. go back in time as well
256. buy a beer and explain why root beer isnt as good as beer until it is the present again
257. find ellone so you can sleep in every day

[Lionheart-BAM]

258.Find out how to make a pumpkin pie
259.Make a pumpkin pie.
260.Taste your pumpkin pie.
261.Its apple pie.
262.Throw your pie at a retarded clown named donny
263.Turns out the clown was Ellone and get stuck in the past.
264.Redo everything youve done up too this day.
265.Beat final fantasy 8 first when it first comes out.
266.Tell them to make another ff8 or the world will be destroyed by ninja kittens and puppies.
267.They make another ff8.
270.Find out in the new ff8 remake ellone has a twin sister named ellone.
271.Go back to the future and brag about beating ff8 first.
272.Tell everyone about the new remake.
273.Accidently break the remake.
274.Get a bowl of ice cream and watch soap oprahs.

[sillybuttons™]

275 - Be a total nOOb and reopen an old thread but only because you nearly ruptured your spleen laughing while reading through it and think it deserves to keep going.
276 - Apologise for being a total nOOb and reopening an old thread but only because you nearly ruptured your spleen laughing while reading through it and thought it deserved to keep going.:mog:

[Christmas]

Heard you could play as Angelo in the remake. Zell will try eat you hot though. So gotto run when you see him. :bigsmile: