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Aerith's Knight
08-17-2007, 11:07 PM
Squall: *drops something* "oh poopies"

Selphie: If you cant have beer... ... drawing a blanc here!

Irvine: I wonder if this pants comes in bejing pink.

Selphie: I am not hyperactively annoying.. iam just sophisticated that way.

Zell: ugh.. no more hotdogs.. i think ill take a wiener.
Jessweeee♪
08-18-2007, 05:51 AM
Squall: OOOOH LET'S TAKE THE TRAIN!!!! :bounce: :bounce:

Selphie: Noooo, trains are too scary!!! Planes are safer.
Eiko Guy
08-18-2007, 06:00 AM
Rinoa: Lets fight a bite bug *survives*
Kanshisha
08-18-2007, 06:03 AM
Selphie: What king of crazy person made trains?!
Aerith's Knight
08-18-2007, 01:22 PM
Squall: Rinoa! , why do you never want to talk about your feelings with me.

Irvine: Iam shooting blancs. (see if you can find the second meaning.. irvine talking about his big gun..)

Zell: Calm down, would ya?
Bart's Friend Milhouse
08-18-2007, 04:59 PM
Quistis: I love you Captain Maxx Power
Aerith's Knight
08-18-2007, 06:19 PM
rinoa: ... *silence* ... (yeah right, like that would happen :))

Seifer: you.. you.. MEANIE!!
McLovin'
08-18-2007, 09:45 PM
Adel: WTF AM I!?!
Aerith's Knight
08-18-2007, 10:27 PM
Adel: WTF AM I!?!


good one :p

Biggs: why do i have a big red suit.. when iam so weak?

Shiva: Brrr.. its cold in here.
Ifrit: really? i think its quite toasty.
Shiva: then dont sit on the bread.

Shumi: *music* We are so beautifull... *music*
Jessweeee♪
08-19-2007, 12:36 AM
Adel: I'm a pro tennis player (well, no...that actually makes some sense, there, don't it?)
Armisael
08-19-2007, 12:52 AM
Irvine: I'm a lonely cowboy!

Zell: I'm on a diet.

Rinoa: I love you father.

Squal: Come on guys, let's go for some football!
BardTard
08-19-2007, 03:53 AM
Zell: "No Squall don't touch me there!"

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Irvine: "EEW women!"

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Squall: "I feel pretty ~ Oh so pretty ~ I feel pretty and witty and GAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!"

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Rinoa: "I'll save you!" (My boyfriend said that)
Eiko Guy
08-19-2007, 04:52 AM
ULtimecia: I want to compress time
tidus_rox
08-19-2007, 07:17 AM
Squall: Well... we could kill the Sorceress... Or we could make things brighter and tell her a joke!
Aerith's Knight
08-19-2007, 12:08 PM
Squall: Well... we could kill the Sorceress... Or we could make things brighter and tell her a joke!


Everyone else: well.. the joke would be a lot easier.
Takero
08-19-2007, 05:35 PM
Squall : You wanna join the garden festival comity .
Aerith's Knight
08-19-2007, 11:25 PM
Squall : You wanna join the garden festival comity .

Ultimecia: Yeah, sounds like fun :love: , wanna be my knight?
Squall: sry, Adel got me first.
jammi567
08-20-2007, 11:03 AM
Quistis: Squall, you know what i said at the beginning of the game....about loving you as a sister? Well, that's actually a lie...well, that's because....i am actually your sister.

Squall: Really?! Well, lets get down to it anyway!
Armisael
08-21-2007, 10:09 PM
Squall: Yahoo!
cloud21zidane16
08-21-2007, 10:37 PM
Squall: Hey Quistis, i know how much you love me but if youre gonna compete with Riona youll have to wear a little less clothing ok.
Armisael
08-22-2007, 01:04 AM
Dr. Kadowaki: I have big boobs!
Jessweeee♪
08-22-2007, 06:44 AM
Seifer: Mew n.n
Rinoa: Oooh, what a cute little kitty!!!
Seifer: Mew n.n
Squall: I hate cats :eep:
Seifer: Mooooowwwwww *runs off to kitty kitty box*

*later*

Rinoa: Uggh....what's that smell?
Squall: Seifer's box needs cleaning :eep:
Rinoa: ...could you go clean it out?
Squall: No.
Rinoa: Pleeeaase?
Squall: No.
Rinoa: I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves♪ everybody's nerves ♪ everybody's nerves ♪ I know a song that gets on everybody's nervs and this is how it goes...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves♪ everybody's nerves ♪ everybody's nerves ♪ I know a song that gets on everybody's nervs and this is how it goes...
Squall: FINE!!!

*somewhere else*

Ellone: Hmm....I wonder how Uncle Laguna is doing. I'm sure Squall wouldn't mind if I used him to check on him really quick...

*later*

Squall: I hate cats.....*scoop* I...feel sleepy...aah...*falls asleep in kitty kitty box*
Armisael
08-22-2007, 10:16 PM
Dr. Kadowaki: I'm an old hag.
Aerith's Knight
08-22-2007, 10:24 PM
Quistis: "I use my whip for a lot of things."

Squall: "Let me feel my feelings Zell.. we worked on this."
sub zero
08-23-2007, 03:53 PM
quistis: im only here to assist the fights up to you.
Squall: yes mistress
McLovin'
08-24-2007, 09:05 PM
NORG: MY-ORBS-ARE-FRICKIN-SHARKS-WITH-FRICKIN-LASER-BEAMS-ON-THEIR-FRICKIN-HEADS-BUJURURURURURUUU!
Aerith's Knight
08-24-2007, 09:45 PM
Rinoa: hmmm.. maybe I should start wearing underwear.
Squall: whatever.
Goldenboko
08-24-2007, 10:50 PM
This (http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/90916-squall-rinoa-playin.html) and this. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/104220-squall-rinoa-playin-season-ii.html)


I win.
Aerith's Knight
08-26-2007, 11:44 AM
Squall: wheres pigsy, my bedtime pinguin pal?

Pupu: what the h3ll am i doing here?