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demondude
08-18-2007, 11:18 AM
No.

But however once again I have an awkward question for all of you.

What would you do if you became pregnant?

And thats aimed at both genders by the way. XD

Me? I'd probably give up my status as the ultimate sex machine and go on to some tv show of which the person to lose most weight gets the cash prize.

I'd have the baby lose the wait get the cash prize and then actually think to myself.

How the smurf did I have a baby?

Then I'd post in EOEO asking for advice. :p
But I'll forget about the baby and it will waste away and I'll lose my status of pregnant 15 year old.

Then I'll be sad.

SO what would you do?
Oh and anaisa and discord no arguing. :laugh:
Sergeant Hartman
08-18-2007, 12:04 PM
Abortion.
Polaris
08-18-2007, 12:30 PM
Abortion.

Don't tell me u'd do that to our baby??:( :whimper:

Honestly I have no idea... well first of all if I was still living in my parents house I had to find a job to get out there because they'd expel me for sure:rolleyes2 Then I'd have to find a place to live!:) And nothing else!
Rengori
08-18-2007, 12:32 PM
Name it Jonas Venture Jr.
Cookie
08-18-2007, 01:27 PM
Are you ripping off GB's rip off polls now? :o
Bunny
08-18-2007, 01:32 PM
"Accidentally" fall down the stairs.
KentaRawr!
08-18-2007, 01:45 PM
I'd be stressed out for the next 9 months, no doubt.
Chimp
08-18-2007, 02:12 PM
I chose U for NO U

I'd abort it rather then let it be born by a dude, because if that managed to happen, it would be a mutant :{
Fatal Impurity
08-18-2007, 03:36 PM
I would use it as a bowling ball!

It would be interesting to see if i could be the first man on earth to be pregnant have a baby and then use said baby to get a strike in my nearest cinema's bowling alley.
Rye
08-18-2007, 04:41 PM
"Accidentally" fall down the stairs.

:up:
Fonzie
08-18-2007, 04:46 PM
Be like, brb suicide lol.
Old Manus
08-18-2007, 05:59 PM
Have the child and bring it up the best I can.

HO HO HO I BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING
oddler
08-18-2007, 07:13 PM
Have the child and bring it up the best I can.

HO HO HO I BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING

Hi, Santa.

Speaking of Santa, I'd give it away for Christmas adoption.
Nominus Experse
08-18-2007, 07:35 PM
Make a punching bag out of the growing bulge
SnoopyG
08-18-2007, 07:37 PM
as a guy, I wanna see which way it come out of, then after having it, make fun of all the woman that makes such a big deal out of having one and the pain they endure and what not.
TyphoonThaReapa
08-18-2007, 07:46 PM
Abortion.

Don't tell me u'd do that to our baby??:( :whimper:


YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME?!?!? YOU SLUT!!!!:mad2:


Anyway, I'd still kill myself. And the little hellspawn inside of me:cool:....What? I'll be doing you guys a favor!!!:mad:
abrojtm
08-18-2007, 08:09 PM
Which hole is it coming out of?

Anyway, I'd have it help me on the farm.
KentaRawr!
08-18-2007, 09:21 PM
Which hole is it coming out of?

Your nose.
Resha
08-18-2007, 09:35 PM
elope ;___; and look distressed all the time
Jojee
08-19-2007, 02:47 AM
Cry.
Hazzard
08-19-2007, 02:51 AM
Abortion.

Don't tell me u'd do that to our baby??:( :whimper:


YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME?!?!? YOU SLUT!!!!:mad2:

Leave it, Reapa, she was never interested in a punk like you from the start :)
Goldenboko
08-19-2007, 02:57 AM
Are you ripping off GB's rip off polls now? :o

How dare you? My polls are much better then
l
u
l
z

I mean, seriously, they include bashing of me which makes l u l z fail in comparison.

Punch my stomach... a lot.
Jessweeee♪
08-19-2007, 03:36 AM
Get an abortion or put it up for adoption :P
BardTard
08-19-2007, 03:39 AM
I'd kill myself.
Eiko Guy
08-19-2007, 04:17 AM
Well if it comes out of my ass I would just push realllly really hard. But if it tries to come out the other way. Get a C section and be pissed that the bastard [actually couldnt be a bastard] ruined my perfect body.
Caraliz
08-19-2007, 04:44 AM
Awkward question? Oh ho ho, an awkward question would be something like, "When did you have your last pap smear?" though I know you know nothing of that topic.

Anyways, to answer this "awkward question" I would probably just have an abortion.
rubah
08-19-2007, 06:52 AM
I'm not sure.
mooglebunni608
08-19-2007, 07:17 AM
Keep it, hope it's a girl, either way make it feel like it definetly wasn't a mistake.

Even though it probably was.
Denmark
08-19-2007, 07:19 AM
go on amusement park rides. repeatedly state to the ride operators that only pregnant <i>women</i> are prohibited.
demondude
08-19-2007, 10:26 AM
Are you ripping off GB's rip off polls now? :o

How dare you? My polls are much better then
l
u
l
z

I mean, seriously, they include bashing of me which makes l u l z fail in comparison.

Punch my stomach... a lot.


Like I did it on purpose I only did lulz because of that thread about putting z's in everything. :laugh:
Rengori
08-19-2007, 10:44 AM
Punch my stomach... a lot.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/Rengori/1175295873853.gif
Sergeant Hartman
08-19-2007, 11:16 AM
Abortion.

Don't tell me u'd do that to our baby??:( :whimper:


YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME?!?!? YOU SLUT!!!!:mad2:

Leave it, Reapa, she was never interested in a punk like you from the start :)
Bloody hell guys, not this again :(
Polaris
08-19-2007, 11:24 AM
Abortion.

Don't tell me u'd do that to our baby??:( :whimper:


YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME?!?!? YOU SLUT!!!!:mad2:

Leave it, Reapa, she was never interested in a punk like you from the start :)
Bloody hell guys, not this again :(


lol I thought the same thing! :lol:

but how come guys here would abort if that would be the only chance that they had to give birth:rolleyes2 Now I know why guys an't give birth:tongue:
Rengori
08-19-2007, 11:26 AM
but how come guys here would abort if that would be the only chance that they had to give birth:rolleyes2 Now I know why guys an't give birth:tongue:

We have penises. I don't know about other guys, but I wouldn't want to push a baby through there. It hurts just thinking about it.
daggertrepe
08-19-2007, 03:01 PM
Rengori could do it, I bet.
Radje
08-19-2007, 03:19 PM
The act of peeing out kidney stones seems pale in comparison.

I'd keep it just to see what cravings I would get then have my family cater for me. Mmm steak.:)
Bunny
08-19-2007, 03:24 PM
Awkward question? Oh ho ho, an awkward question would be something like, "When did you have your last pap smear?" though I know you know nothing of that topic.

Try me.
Tallulah
08-19-2007, 05:47 PM
I've been in the situation, more than once when I've had to seriously think about this. :cry: Fortunately, they all turned out to be false alarms.

I am in no position to care for a child. I don't want any anyway, even if I did have the money and suitable housing, and the person who is kind of my boyfriend (err... my ex) doesn't want kids either. We're pretty sensible with the contraception thing, especially as we're not properly back together, but sometimes we forget. I had a bit of a scare last month, in fact.

Hard as it may be, I'd plead inability to cope and get an abortion on the NHS. I wouldn't tell anyone, either, least of all my parents. My dad would be so pissed off, especially if he found out I was seeing this person again!

Why do I always have to be the serious one here? :mad: