Yo Mamma!!!

[TyphoonThaReapa]

A'yo, I wanna here the best Yo Mamma joke y'all can come up with! HIT ME!!!!:cool:

[blackmage_nuke]

Yo mama's so dumb she'll posted in this thread

Yo mama's so dumb she laughs at yo mama jokes

I hate this type of humour by the way

[Young Mally]

Yo mama is so dumb i told her to do in essay and she had sex an Mexican


Yo mama so dumb i told her to take a bath and she went outside in the rain

[Sergeant Hartman]

That's no moon...

[Bunny]

Your mother is so fat, she eats cheeseburgers like oyster crackers.

[Comet]

Yo mamma so dumb she got stabbed in a shootout! HAHAHAHAHA

Yo mamma so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window HAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[Araciel]

That's no moon...

winnar.

[Rengori]

That's no moon...

A winnar is you.

[Iceglow]

That's no moon...

Though that is a winning statement;

Yo mamma so dumb she starved to death when locked for a week in a supermarket.

[Old Manus]

Yo momma is so fat, even her Sims are diabetic.

EDIT: Oh wait I forgot it was my turn to praise Hartman's post.

That's no moon...Epic win

[scrumpleberry]

That's no moon...

This is perfect.

Yo mamma so skinny she hula-hoops with a cheerio.

[Agent Proto]

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!

[stalpho slayer]

yo momma so fat when she's hauling ass she has to make two trips

[Zante]

http://www.sloganizer.net/en/image,Yo-spc-Mamma,black,white.png (http://www.sloganizer.net/en/)

[The Unknown Guru]

I despise these jokes, yet I'm a giant storehouse of them. One of life's paradoxes.

Yo momma's so fat, when she jumps, she gets stuck.
Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo momma's so ugly, she walked into a funhouse and got 700 years of bad luck.
Yo momma's so fat, when God gave the world light, she had to move over.

[Lawr]

yo momma so fat when she's hauling ass she has to make two trips

I think this one is win.

[Fatal Impurity]

Yo momma has as many Chin's as a Chinese phonebook.

[redxiiii]

Yo Momma so dirty we had phone sex and she gave me an ear infection :)

Yo Momma so fat she got stretch marks on her fingernails

[Shiny]

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Rob/aids2.jpg

[Nominus Experse]

The only time I find these jokes even remotely humorous is when they appear in stupid, unfortunate situations that scream for such stupidity. The kind that one can predict from a mile away once something has been said.

Ur mom is ....
Ur mom said she...
Etc...

They're so stupid that it's painful.

[Rengori]

The only time I find these jokes even remotely humorous is when they appear in stupid, unfortunate situations that scream for such stupidity. The kind that one can predict from a mile away once something has been said.

Ur mom is ....
Ur mom said she...
Etc...

They're so stupid that it's painful.
Your mom's so stupid it's painful.

[Nominus Experse]

Bingo.

Rengori gets a gold star

[TEDDYRAY]

...Your mamas so fat when she goes camping the bears hide there food from her...

[abrojtm]

Your mother is so intelligent that when she was only three she tested at a 140 IQ level.

What?

[Roogle]

I told you to take care of her!

[Lawr]

The only time I find these jokes even remotely humorous is when they appear in stupid, unfortunate situations that scream for such stupidity. The kind that one can predict from a mile away once something has been said.

Ur mom is ....
Ur mom said she...
Etc...

They're so stupid that it's painful.

This also screams a,
To YOU maybe. :jokey:

[stalpho slayer]

the mother of all insults right here not yo momma but should be

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kd1auQ8_GQ&mode=related&search=

[McLovin']

yo mama's so fat.

[Rengori]

The only time I find these jokes even remotely humorous is when they appear in stupid, unfortunate situations that scream for such stupidity. The kind that one can predict from a mile away once something has been said.

Ur mom is ....
Ur mom said she...
Etc...

They're so stupid that it's painful.

This also screams a,
To YOU maybe. :jokey:

To YOU maybe. :jokey:

I used to be able to say I came up with, "Your momma's so fat she has her own orbit," but then a similar joke was on Family Guy and now everyone thinks I ripped off Family Guy, even the people who I told that joke before that episode came on.

[BizarroSephiroth]

here come the classics:

yo mommas so fat, she sat on a dollar and it made change
yo mommas so stupid she got hit by a parked car


and a bad one by me:

you mommas so fat her farts caused an F-5 Tornado

[Dr. Acula]

Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family.

[Hambone]

A'yo, I wanna here the best Yo Mamma joke y'all can come up with! HIT ME!!!!:cool:

MTV viewers must perish! :twak:

Your mom is such a mom, she's mom!

Oh wait, you wanted GOOD ones...

Your mom is so stupid, she passed a note to me saying "Your dumb"
I got nothin'.

[The Mog Ninja]

That's no moon...

w1n

[stalpho slayer]

yo momma so fat you have to take two trains and a bus to get to her good side

[TyphoonThaReapa]

For the record guys, I don't watch T.V. Beside Anime, that's about it...:cool:

[stalpho slayer]

yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and peaple run around her yelling free willy

[theundeadhero]

You're Mom goes to college.

It's perfect. What are they going to say about it? No she doesn't?

[Young Mally]

your mama is so fat she tried to eat the kfc bucket off the bulding.

Your mama is so fat she a thunder cat hoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

your mama is so fat she tried to eat the kfc bucket off the bulding.

Hungry and poor? yes, fat? no

[Rengori]

You're Mom goes to college.

I can't believe it took this long for someone to say that.

[Iceglow]

Your momma is Rengori!