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Fonzie
08-19-2007, 06:56 PM
Do you run fast?

I'd like to say I have average speed.

oddler
08-19-2007, 07:18 PM
I was a pretty fast kid in high school. I think my best mile time was like 6:37 or something.

Shoeberto
08-19-2007, 07:19 PM
Good reference... assuming you watch the series and aren't just one of the nubs that got linked a random FPS Doug clip.

I'm pretty slow and have like 0 endurance. So...

Sergeant Hartman
08-19-2007, 07:21 PM
I was pretty fast a few years ago, but now, nahh not much fitness left in me :(

Ko Ko
08-19-2007, 07:46 PM
I'd like to say I run fast, but whenever I run I collapse in coughing spasms. :p

Rocket Edge
08-19-2007, 07:50 PM
I'm fast enough, but I won't last any longer than awhile without colapsing on the ground with a cramp. Darn alcohol.

Jojee
08-19-2007, 07:55 PM
I don't run that fast, I'm not a sprinter :3 But in high school track my best 800 meter run time (a lil over half mile~) was 2:56.

Cz
08-19-2007, 08:31 PM
I don't work much at keeping fit, so while I've probably got the potential to be pretty fast, I'd say I'm a little below average.

Nominus Experse
08-19-2007, 08:35 PM
I ran Cross Country, and refused to stop running even after my high school years ran dry.

I wouldn't say that I am particularly fast, but I would deem myself a little above average. 5k at around 18:00 right now, which is right there in the mid-range.

Comet
08-19-2007, 08:44 PM
I am quite fast. My fastest time in 100m is 12.32 which is quite good ;)

Fonzie
08-19-2007, 08:45 PM
I ran Cross Country, and refused to stop running even after my high school years ran dry.

I wouldn't say that I am particularly fast, but I would deem myself a little above average. 5k at around 18:00 right now, which is right there in the mid-range.

I ran Cross Country, and had pretty good endurance.

Zeldy
08-19-2007, 09:01 PM
I did cross country in primary school, and came like 40th out of 200. So I volunteered to do it a few years later in high school, and it bloody killed me. I havent really run since :p
I thought I ran pretty fast, like in 100m, 200m and relays, but then everyone beats me!

Psychotic
08-19-2007, 09:57 PM
Like everyone else, I don't think I'd be terrible over a short distance, but I'm severely lacking in stamina to run for a long time.

Also, yes, you do run faster with the knife than with the panzerfaust.

I Took the Red Pill
08-19-2007, 10:01 PM
Also, yes, you do run faster with the knife than with the panzerfaust.Axis is gay

I'm one of the fastest I know sprinting, but I hate long distance. When the courts were covered in snow and we couldn't have tennis practice, the coach made us run 3 miles indoors instead, which lasted for about 2 weeks straight. I was near dead by the end of that week.

LunarWeaver
08-19-2007, 10:01 PM
I lack stamina of any kind to do anything. D:

Lynx
08-19-2007, 10:09 PM
im very fast in short sprints but cant keep up the speed for long at all. also from a jog i can get my sudden boost of speed but for a very short time and a long rest afterwards.

Dirufan
08-19-2007, 10:15 PM
Long legs = Me.

4.9 40 meter dash.

Psychotic
08-19-2007, 10:20 PM
Also, yes, you do run faster with the knife than with the panzerfaust.Axis is gayAllies have the panzerfaust too, genius.

Ace14
08-19-2007, 10:21 PM
I used to be a decent speed, not real fast but not super slow either, more of a short distance person though. But ever since I got out of school for vacation I've been getting slower and my stamina has been going down a lot. I get tired too easily now, I really need to start running again. I hate not being fast. :(

Rengori
08-19-2007, 10:22 PM
Nope, not really, but I have proven to my friends I can keep up with them when they're going as fast as they can down hill on their skateboards.

I Took the Red Pill
08-19-2007, 10:36 PM
Also, yes, you do run faster with the knife than with the panzerfaust.Axis is gayAllies have the panzerfaust too, genius.I know. I'm just saying Axis is gay, because they are.

Genius.

Slothy
08-19-2007, 10:50 PM
Never timed myself to be honest though my sprint is pretty fast. I also have plenty of stamina so I can keep a decent pace over distance runs. I guess I'd say I'm pretty fast.

Bunny
08-19-2007, 11:12 PM
Also, yes, you do run faster with the knife than with the panzerfaust.Axis is gayAllies have the panzerfaust too, genius.I know. I'm just saying Axis is gay, because they are.

Genius.

Now now, stop telling lies.

I hate running.

Leen-Leen
08-19-2007, 11:18 PM
I'm okay at running xD I like running, but I only have average speed, I think.

Jessweeee♪
08-19-2007, 11:23 PM
I'm slow :Oo:

Miriel
08-19-2007, 11:36 PM
I was a pretty fast kid in high school. I think my best mile time was like 6:37 or something.

Yeah, I think my best mile time was around there too. Nowadays I run a mile in about 10 minutes.

Other than dancing, running is my favorite form of exercise.

Jessweeee♪
08-19-2007, 11:39 PM
DDR is the only exercise I need n.n

Fonzie
08-19-2007, 11:42 PM
DDR is the only exercise I need n.n

Go outside and run. :mad2:

mooglebunni608
08-20-2007, 12:05 AM
In short bursts I can run very fastish. But I can't go very far with it. I'm such a weakling :/

Denmark
08-20-2007, 12:08 AM
I was a sprinter and jumper in high school. I'm sure if I had trained back then I would have been better at both, just as I'm sure if I trained at all now I would be able to run. I just don't care for it. Hence why I have virtually zero stamina. Which sucks because I like playing soccer which requires stamina.

Hazzard
08-20-2007, 01:05 AM
I am quite fast. My fastest time in 100m is 12.32 which is quite good ;)

I swear, this guy is like a comet when he runs...(pun intended)

Bart's Friend Milhouse
08-20-2007, 01:38 AM
I can best be described as the 4th placed man

Rye
08-20-2007, 01:41 AM
Short legs + years of inactivity = slow Jess.

KentaRawr!
08-20-2007, 01:47 AM
I'd love to say that I'm fast, but alas, I get tired quite quickly. >_>

bipper
08-20-2007, 01:52 AM
I am GOE, so not really. I never have had the need to be fast or in motion, since I am in a constant state of GOE.

fredsanford
08-20-2007, 02:24 AM
I can be pretty quick but not for long.

tidus_rox
08-20-2007, 02:40 AM
I do run fast. Which surprised me. I was running away from a friend (who is quite fast) and totally owned him. So yeah, I'm pretty fast.