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Chemical
08-29-2007, 12:47 AM
I recently had someone ask "who are you?" (Rengori) in my user notes. I'd like to address this issue personally as it seems to be a common query - that I find alarming considering my long time service to the EoFF community.

So:

-I am Chemical, previously known as Umi Butterfly.
-Current girlfriend of Dyslexicon.
-Long time Recognized member (awarded for the master mind behind the Feedback Forums as well as assisting in the make of the EoFF atlas... thing...)
-Long time nemisis of Citizen Bleys
-Long time mistress of Shlup Quack
-Nominated Best Recognized Member June 2007
-Nominated Evilest Member December 2006
-Nominated Best Recognized Member December 2006
-Nominated Sexiest Female November 2002
-Nominated Best Avatar November 2002
-Nominated to Compete in the Next Olympic Games November 2002
-Nomiated Nicest Member December 2001
-Nominated Horniest Member December 2001
-Nominated Sexiest Female December 2001


I'm also well known for my smarm, intellectual contribution to EoEO, The uncontroversial proof I've offered in support of the great Pop vs Soda wars, My constant periods of long term absence followed by momentous points of posting which often confuse and arouse many older members who are left to wonder "is she back this time for real!?".... and my continuing spite and hatred for the Ciddies.

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In other news I'm always surprised there are people who don't know who I am. There needs to be an EoFF Hall of Fame that requires all new members to go through before they join - like one of those User Agreement pages - I'd be the only one in it, of course.

Psychotic
08-29-2007, 12:56 AM
EDIT2: Ok dupe thread n/m.

I think most people at EoFF know who I am. If you don't, well, come swing by my user notes or drop me a PM and you'll soon wish you hadn't. :)

bipper
08-29-2007, 12:56 AM
Hi, I am bipper. I GOE.

Jessweeee♪
08-29-2007, 01:00 AM
I am me!

Rengori
08-29-2007, 01:31 AM
A simple "I'm [name]." would've done. I'm sorry for not extensively searching these forums and former Ciddies to find out who you are.

oddler
08-29-2007, 01:33 AM
I'm a float in the ocean trying not to sink.

Caraliz
08-29-2007, 01:38 AM
A simple "I'm [name]." would've done. I'm sorry for not extensively searching these forums and former Ciddies to find out who you are.
As I did not know who Chemical was, even though I had been lurking, this was informative.

Tavrobel
08-29-2007, 01:54 AM
Hi Chemical! Welcome back! I am Tavrobel, and I am a sadistic, sarcastic, mean old twit with a dry sense of humor, short attention span, short temper, and currently have both my Physics book and a stack of Delivery Comfirmations on my desk! I hate everyone and everything, including Psychotic, my mortal enemy, of whom I will eventually find and drink his blood, bathe in it, put it in a bottle, and sell it to the highest bidder for a Season 6 DVD set of Scrubs when it is released!

When I am not currently hating people, I am killing them in Warcraft III's DotA! It is nice to see that people are still idiots, and that their delightful antics still amuse after hearing "omg n00b u hax" for the seven billionth time in my nine year tenure on the internet. I aspire to be an EoFF Site Staffer, so that I may sit around and do nothing, just like Flying Mullet, my favorite levitating hair person!

In my e-personal life, I am madly in love with Lekana, and am servant of Shauna. I have my personal Warcraft III disciple, Resha, along with an army of Diablo II players at my beck at call in order to give them orders to do absolutely nothing. I currently hold the Ciddie for Evilest Member, as my evil is indeed frightening to behold.

Did I mention that I hate everyone and everything?

XxSephirothxX
08-29-2007, 02:00 AM
I think I won most normal once. That sums me up pretty well. I have known who Chemical was for a long time. Unless Carnage was the one who had the avatar/signature with the person covered in blood.

The Summoner of Leviathan
08-29-2007, 02:10 AM
I am The Summoner of Leviathan. I summon Leviathan. The end.

Dark Angel From Heaven
08-29-2007, 02:16 AM
i am Chris brown (no :skull::skull::skull::skull:)

i joined in 05 i think and been too busy to stay on. but i have kept in contact with bipper and became good friends.

I'm 17 I'm currently un applied i just lost my job because they let me go.

I'm dating a girl named Latasha. we meet through my grand ma since her mom goes to church with my grand ma and it was pure chance we met.

i have 2 sisters a little sister that's 8 and an older sisters that's 20.

i love video games including ff.

i love vampires and I'm into punk and goth stuff but I'm my own person i have my own style.

I'm a JR in school I'm going to be a SR next year.

i live in CT,usa.

I'm kind caring and understanding but i wont put up with anybodies bull :skull::skull::skull::skull:.


well that's about it. if ya want to know more just pm me lol

oh yeah i went to ozzfest and it was BADASS! lol:love: :p :D

James Leopold
08-29-2007, 02:22 AM
I am darkness, I am light, I am sugar, I am spice, I am hatred, I am love, I am vanity and I am modesty. I am normal, I am not, I am joy, I am rot, I am happy, I am sad, I am remorse and I am glad. I am redemption, I am doom, I am pure, I am gloom, I am war, I am peace, I am smoothness and I am grease. I am slow, I am fast, I am the future, I am the past, I am calm, I am mad, I am haven't and I am had. I am sickness, I am health, I am famine, I am wealth. I am anger, I am calm, I am sole and I am palm.
I am the destroyer of worlds, the endless fight, who keeps himself sane, with all of my might.

Who am I?

I am James Leopold

Caraliz
08-29-2007, 02:22 AM
I'm Elizabeth, actually from Illinois. I'm eighteen years of age, I'm going to community college and in honors classes (It doesn't take much to get into them, ACT score of 23+), and extremely lonely. Anyone who wants a decent girl who can make a mean grilled cheese please PM me.

I mean, uh, and I can speak Polish.

Lawr
08-29-2007, 02:28 AM
I'm a looney. :Oo:
(Thanks Rengori.)

Ashi
08-29-2007, 02:32 AM
Hi Umi! You may not remember me, but I totally do remember you! :love:

Freya
08-29-2007, 02:39 AM
I am Lekana, I enjoy manipulating people and it's quiet noticable if you really look. My online lover would be Psychotic but he has oh so many that I doubt i'm truly important to him. He does tend to be a jerk to me, but it's always in a playful way so I shouldn't worry too much.

I hate everyone and everything, including Psychotic, my mortal enemy, of whom I will eventually find and drink his blood, bathe in it, put it in a bottle, and sell it to the highest bidder for a Season 6 DVD set of Scrubs when it is released!
In my e-personal life, I am madly in love with Lekana.

(And you wonder why he considers him a mortal enemy?)

I love to draw, see paint versions of nearly everyone in the artist forum. I love to take pictures, also I love writing. I'm a whiz at anything that involves journalism like things, hence the reason i'm assistant head editor of my high school yearbook. I'm a flirt but none of it's that serious. I spend a lot of my time on WoW. I have a lvl 70 Druid that eats faces and is trying to get keyed for karazhan so she can tank.

I'm a flirt but none of it's very serious. I'm a generally happy person, but I love sarcasm. I love making thread titles that seem like sexual innuendos. I've been here since 2004 and have yet to get a ciddie. Oie oh yes and i'm 17 years old :p. Um and I'm also going into my 4 year of learning German

escobert
08-29-2007, 02:48 AM
I'm Bert, I joined a long time ago. I had a different name then. I've had lots of names. I've been nominated for a bunch of stuffs. I almost get banned a lot.

bipper
08-29-2007, 02:52 AM
I'm Bert, I joined a long time ago. I had a different name then. I've had lots of names. I've been nominated for a bunch of stuffs. I almost get banned a lot.

You came up in conversation. Are you black?

BardTard
08-29-2007, 02:55 AM
I am Whiffles! I love Rikku :love: and... Final Fantasy 8 and X-2, and Kingdom Hearts.

And I love the movie in my sig. Go watch it or else! It's called D.E.B.S.

I am currently writing a sexy yaoi fan fiction called Zell Finally Gets a Piece of Squall's Hot Dog.

And I'm a freak. :P

Rengori
08-29-2007, 02:57 AM
(Thanks Rengori.)

You're welcome, crazy man in the closet.

Psychotic
08-29-2007, 03:21 AM
I hate everyone and everything, including Psychotic, my mortal enemy, of whom I will eventually find and drink his blood, bathe in it, put it in a bottle, and sell it to the highest bidder for a Season 6 DVD set of Scrubs when it is released!

In my e-personal life, I am madly in love with Lekana
My online lover would be Psychotic but he has oh so many that I doubt i'm truly important to him. He does tend to be a jerk to me, but it's always in a playful way so I shouldn't worry too much.We have a love triangle going. Tav wants Lek, Lek wants me and dear god I want Tav!

Fatal Impurity
08-29-2007, 03:23 AM
I am a dude who's surfed these forums for 2 years...without ever being noticed...so i see your problem chemical.

P.S. I am the Alpha and Omega

Fonzie
08-29-2007, 03:26 AM
Keith describes me pretty well, so I'll let him do it when he stops around these parts.

yanis
08-29-2007, 03:34 AM
I am the Alpha and Omega
I should be:( I'm from Greece, I'm Yannis!

We have a love triangle going. Tav wants Lek, Lek wants me and dear god I want Tav!
It should be square though...FF forum after all!:rolleyes2

Lawr
08-29-2007, 03:48 AM
I am a dude who's surfed these forums for 2 years...without ever being noticed...so i see your problem chemical.

P.S. I am the Alpha and Omega

Who ARE you!? :confused:

tidus_rox
08-29-2007, 03:49 AM
I am tidus_rox, and I am computer illiterate. My real name is Cody and I am always excessivly happy :):)

I am one of the most over-looked members of the site... I think.

lol Nobody knows who I am ;)

Lawr
08-29-2007, 04:15 AM
I am tidus_rox, and I am computer illiterate. My real name is Cody and I am always excessivly happy :):)

I am one of the most over-looked members of the site... I think.

lol Nobody knows who I am ;)

Usually a couple of PM's ought to do it.

Ace14
08-29-2007, 04:26 AM
So this is kind of just an introduce yourself thread? Hi I'm Ace14 but you can call me Ace.

The Summoner of Leviathan
08-29-2007, 04:36 AM
I am tidus_rox, and I am computer illiterate. My real name is Cody and I am always excessivly happy :):)

I am one of the most over-looked members of the site... I think.

lol Nobody knows who I am ;)

Usually a couple of PM's ought to do it.

I prefer the stalker approach. You know, the one where you follow them around, sniff their underwear and watch them fall asleep at night through their window and leave the fog from your heavy breathing.

bipper
08-29-2007, 04:50 AM
I am tidus_rox, and I am computer illiterate. My real name is Cody and I am always excessivly happy :):)

I am one of the most over-looked members of the site... I think.

lol Nobody knows who I am ;)

Usually a couple of PM's ought to do it.

I prefer the stalker approach. You know, the one where you follow them around, sniff their underwear and watch them fall asleep at night through their window and leave the fog from your heavy breathing.

Chloroform makes my saturday nights less lonely. ;)

Rengori
08-29-2007, 04:58 AM
I am tidus_rox, and I am computer illiterate. My real name is Cody and I am always excessivly happy :):)

I am one of the most over-looked members of the site... I think.

lol Nobody knows who I am ;)

Usually a couple of PM's ought to do it.

I prefer the stalker approach. You know, the one where you follow them around, sniff their underwear and watch them fall asleep at night through their window and leave the fog from your heavy breathing.

Chloroform makes my saturday nights less lonely. ;)
As it does for all of us.

Resha
08-29-2007, 04:59 AM
54/m/russian basement

escobert
08-29-2007, 05:00 AM
I'm Bert, I joined a long time ago. I had a different name then. I've had lots of names. I've been nominated for a bunch of stuffs. I almost get banned a lot.

You came up in conversation. Are you black?

conversation? and I'm uhhh white? I think? :p

bipper
08-29-2007, 05:06 AM
I'm Bert, I joined a long time ago. I had a different name then. I've had lots of names. I've been nominated for a bunch of stuffs. I almost get banned a lot.

You came up in conversation. Are you black?

conversation? and I'm uhhh white? I think? :p

Oh weird. All that time, wasted. I thought you were black. I unno. :) lol not that it mattered. I guess jojee is the only black person I know on the forums. :mog:

Jojee
08-29-2007, 05:17 AM
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint~ I do not feel ashamed~ ♪


54/m/russian basement Sexy :love:

Sephex
08-29-2007, 05:22 AM
42/T/Robotland.

Totally not lying here.

eestlinc
08-29-2007, 06:34 AM
I know who you are, Chem.

escobert
08-29-2007, 07:02 AM
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint~ I do not feel ashamed~ ?


Cause I知 a picker
I知 a grinner
I知 a lover
And I知 a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I知 a joker
I知 a smoker
I知 a midnight toker
I sure don稚 want to hurt no one

:p

Yamaneko
08-29-2007, 07:06 AM
A lot of these kids weren't even conceived when RSL started growing his whiskers out. Leeza was already a mommy and we were watching Mighty Morphin Power Rangers with our Capri Suns in hand. Don't fault them for not existing, just continually entertain the idea with an air of smugness.

bipper
08-29-2007, 07:07 AM
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint~ I do not feel ashamed~ ?


Cause I知 a picker
I知 a grinner
I知 a lover
And I知 a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I知 a joker
I知 a smoker
I知 a midnight toker
I sure don稚 want to hurt no one

:p

I'm a genie in a bottle, baby
Gotta rub me the right way, honey
I'm a genie in a bottle, baby
Come, come, come and let me out
:roll:

Lawr
08-29-2007, 07:45 AM
I'm black...

Miriel
08-29-2007, 08:32 AM
A lot of these kids weren't even conceived when RSL started growing his whiskers out. Leeza was already a mommy and we were watching Mighty Morphin Power Rangers with our Capri Suns in hand. Don't fault them for not existing, just continually entertain the idea with an air of smugness.

I once drank an entire box of Capri Suns in one day. I was seriously addicted for awhile.

Chemical
08-29-2007, 08:39 AM
Hi Umi! You may not remember me, but I totally do remember you! :love:

Back at you kid.

*sips a cup of Smug.

bipper
08-29-2007, 08:52 AM
I'm black...

I highly doubt that.

Fonzie
08-29-2007, 01:19 PM
I'm black...

I highly doubt that.

And you're in jail.

amirite?

=P

Croyles
08-29-2007, 01:29 PM
Hey ive been here since 2003, have around 1700 posts, 103 usernotes, 0 birthday threads and 0 ciddie nominations. I dont post often, usually I make sporadic appearences (quoting Resha here), where I post like mad, and then I dont post for like another 2 months.

My custom user title was once 'Spontanous Sporadic Spastic'.

Peegee
08-29-2007, 03:47 PM
Threads tooting your own horn are not allowed *closes*

Seriously though, this thread is about what now? Just you Ashley? >:o

Well anyway, some responses:

- Staff doesn't want to have an 'official' elite group. I know people like Bleyz and Dr Unne, and other such people have been around for a long time now, and of course it says when they joined on your poasts, but there's nothing really meaningful about that, so despite my angst of not being heralded as a member of Eyeson for 6 years (who knows how many of those years were spent awol), that's that.

- You're Umi Butterfly?!!

- asl?

- so will you be posting more?

edit:

Hi I'm PG. The EoFF wiki has my general history, so I will leave that alone. I used to be a pseudo-intellectual poster, but now I'm just more of a sardonic poster. You can thank me majoring in philosophy for my sardony. I've been around for many years, and was banned briefly once (I think they banned me on the old server for spamming the b and EoEo forums during the period it was being moved, moved to a new server where I was unbanned because the userlist details was not saved with me banned).

I've been around so long that a lot of you have grown up or grown up along with me, and it now scares me to think about what you people used to be. SCARES ME SILLY

*rolls around in a duffle bag*

The Unknown Guru
08-29-2007, 08:48 PM
I am nobody and nothing.

Calliope
08-30-2007, 08:03 AM
Hi Ashley, Kath, Bren, PG and a bunch of new people! I am Ben!

Lawr
08-30-2007, 08:22 AM
I'm black...

I highly doubt that.

I can take a picture of my slave feet if you want.

Lawr
08-30-2007, 08:34 AM
Hi, nice to meet you. You see Chemical? I got to know someone just by asking WHO ARE YOU? *fraggles*

Fatal Impurity
08-30-2007, 08:36 AM
Hi, nice to meet you. You see Chemical? I got to know someone just by asking WHO ARE YOU? *fraggles*

I feel as though "How are you" would of been more appropriate though. :P

Lawr
08-30-2007, 08:39 AM
:freak: Either way...

Casey
08-30-2007, 08:40 AM
I registered in 2001, in reality I've changed so much since then - on here I'm reduced to a nobody.

Chemical
08-30-2007, 03:16 PM
Threads tooting your own horn are not allowed *closes*


go eat some street meat you old fart.


(I think they banned me on the old server for spamming the b and EoEo forums during the period it was being moved, moved to a new server where I was unbanned because the userlist details was not saved with me banned).


Go Straight to Jail; Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect 200$.

Loony BoB
08-30-2007, 03:17 PM
I am the terror that flaps in the night.

bipper
08-30-2007, 03:17 PM
(I think they banned me on the old server for spamming the b and EoEo forums during the period it was being moved, moved to a new server where I was unbanned because the userlist details was not saved with me banned).


Go Straight to Jail; Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect 200$.

Prank has already been done Cunuks :p

When playing Monopoly, I collect free parking when I get a card with so much GOE on it. Was I doing it wrong?

Baloki
08-30-2007, 03:33 PM
Since we're playing, lik lulz, I iz cool on a Final Fantasy message board, game:

- I'm Baloki, always have been, probably always will be :(
- I joined the EoFF Site Staff about 6/8 months after I joined and continued working there on and off until about a month ago.
- Previous administrator of the EoFF Photo Album
- Edit: Current administrator of the EoFF World Map
- Banned for two years, however was a member of the Site Staff for the whole banned period.
- Ex-member of BAoTW and the Newbie Party
- Winner of Most Likely to Become a Recognized Member (June 04')
- Winner of Best Site Staff (November 04')
- Most Missed Member (June 05')
- Most Missed Member (November 05')
- I regularly visit #eoff and #fat_chocobo
- I once was in the top ten <strike>spammers</strike> posters of the board.
- I'm cool, honest...
- I used to delete my usernotes until someone disabled the option :cry:

and as the wiki says:


Baloki likes Tails from Sonic, and even pretends to be him.
Baloki comes from the UK.
He's one classy character. What more can I say?

Baloki got banned for posting porn in the Land of Exdee (xD). Bad Baloki! frowning smiley

Except he was lovely in that he posted it in somewhere where no-one would see it, and deleted it soon after so no-one would be offended. Good Baloki! grinning smiley

Also he's not the spawn of the devil like most people on #eoff.

The super incredible Baloki was a brilliant and integrial part to EoFF, his posts enlightened and entertained almost hourly, well ok he was pritty useless in reality, but he did work on site staff sometimes and has been known to code his way through a donut or too, and you wouldn't want to leave him near the chocolate cream puff, you'd never see it again, it would be scoffed just like that, oh wait thats not really relivent is it...

Anyways, other then his incredible, edibleness, Baloki was and is known to hang out in that crazy place known as chat, where he as known as the one, the only idiot cat, well ok not the only and most likely not the first, but he is known as BakaNeko in chat so you can go bug him about stuff. Along with this minor chat habit (read nun) he was also known to be a member of BAoTW, and even attended the EoFF Elections in 2005 and although he got banned before he could answer his question for site staff we all know it would have started something like "Buying BoB a copy of HTML for dummies". Oh just a quick clear up, Baloki never posted Tails porn in Land of exDee, thats just sick and wrong! Yes but Baloki was and is a great fan of the classic Sonic the Hedgehog games, and is an even greater fan of that little sidekick known as Tails. Yet alais, he can't draw so hes pritty much useless as a fan boy :P

So how can we sum up this average, everyday hero? Extraordinary? Brilliant? I impore you that even though he was all of those things, the thing he should be remembered for is spelling, and yes he must also be remembered for spelling Leeza's name wrong as Lezza.

Thank you for your time, and goodnight

Darkja
08-30-2007, 03:52 PM
Just a random Montrealer. More lurker than member.
:beer:
/

Peegee
08-30-2007, 03:56 PM
Threads tooting your own horn are not allowed *closes*


go eat some street meat you old fart.


(I think they banned me on the old server for spamming the b and EoEo forums during the period it was being moved, moved to a new server where I was unbanned because the userlist details was not saved with me banned).


Go Straight to Jail; Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect 200$.

Speaking of street meat, I met your friend the other day. I gave him your phone # -- I hope you don't mind :D