Why didn't you tell me!

[demondude]

Yesterday I was innocently posting usernotes when I came across resha.

I gave her some notes she gave me some notes it was destiny I had to do it.
So I did the obvious thing I flirted with her. :(
Hours on end I gave her usernotes expressing my feelings when I found out.

RESHA'S A SMURFING GUY!

I just sat there with my mouth open for a while and I died a little inside.

So the obvious question I asked everyone is WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!
And now My embaressment is forever ingraved in reshas usernotes.

Damn

Enough about that though tell me about annoying instances where everyone else know something you dont and you make a fool out of yourself because of it.

GO~

[Rengori]

You actually take user notes seriously? Especially ones by RESHA? Where the fuck is the dunce cap?

EDIT: On topic, that doesn't happen. Not to me. I'm always in the loop. Unless you count me not knowing Bipper got divorced until earlier today.

[demondude]

The point is that reshas a guy right?

If he/she isnt a guy then I will go die in a ditch.

[The Mog Ninja]

And you say I'M gay?!

[Jojee]

Of course Resha is a guy. o_O I thought everyone knew that by now.

[demondude]

And you say I'M gay?!

Your not?

[Resha]

I thought my...my manliness shone out for all to see :(

Anyways, well, on-topic. I always seem to forget what hand-jobs are. And people give me "doh" looks.

[Rengori]

And you say I'M gay?!

Demondude is just incredibly gullible, you're still gay.

[demondude]

And you say I'M gay?!

Demondude is just incredibly gullible, you're still gay.

:cool:

[The Mog Ninja]

I HATE YOU ALL :(

[Ashi]

Aww. That's funny, and not in a bad way.

It is sometimes difficult to say whether a person is a guy or a girl over the internet.

I've probably been in situations of equal embarrassment, but I don't recall any because within the day they usually don't matter anymore, or don't embarrass me anymore.

[Kanshisha]

Lol.. you thought resha was a guy? in first place you shouldn't flirt through usernotes, flirt through pm's hence the acro for pm.. Private-Message.. Use your head next time ^^ lol

[Quindiana Jones]

Resha's too awesome for gender to matter, anyway.

[demondude]

Lol.. you thought resha was a guy? in first place you shouldn't flirt through usernotes, flirt through pm's hence the acro for pm.. Private-Message.. Use your head next time ^^ lol

No I thought he was a girl but I get your point.

[Kanshisha]

Here.. just to rub it in your face lol! http://forums.eyesonff.com/usernote.php?u=10409&pp=30&page=274

You were all like wtf!! lol

Your poem was lovely aswell..

Oh resha can you not see?
That we live in a land of misery.
People suffering left and right.
It just isn't right.
But one of the worst lives is mine.
I suffer daily and every time.
I cry for freedom I cry for help.
Yet my calls are not answered.
But you Resha you are my light.
So shine on my life and let me fight.
And we shall go to lands unknown.
Hand in hand with a lovers bond.
Do you wish this or do you not?
Do you want to save me?
If you do then take my hand.
And my misery shall be banned.
So come Resha do you accept me?
As your soul mate to make life an ease.
Or shall you banish my heart to misery.

[Radje]

I thought Rubah was a radical midget skater guy for some time. If it's any consolation.

[demondude]

Here.. just to rub it in your face lol! http://forums.eyesonff.com/usernote.php?u=10409&pp=30&page=274

You were all like wtf!! lol

Your poem was lovely aswell..

Oh resha can you not see?
That we live in a land of misery.
People suffering left and right.
It just isn't right.
But one of the worst lives is mine.
I suffer daily and every time.
I cry for freedom I cry for help.
Yet my calls are not answered.
But you Resha you are my light.
So shine on my life and let me fight.
And we shall go to lands unknown.
Hand in hand with a lovers bond.
Do you wish this or do you not?
Do you want to save me?
If you do then take my hand.
And my misery shall be banned.
So come Resha do you accept me?
As your soul mate to make life an ease.
Or shall you banish my heart to misery.

NO not the poem, put the poem away please!

[Quindiana Jones]

Here.. just to rub it in your face lol! http://forums.eyesonff.com/usernote.php?u=10409&pp=30&page=274

You were all like wtf!! lol

Your poem was lovely aswell..

Oh resha can you not see?
That we live in a land of misery.
People suffering left and right.
It just isn't right.
But one of the worst lives is mine.
I suffer daily and every time.
I cry for freedom I cry for help.
Yet my calls are not answered.
But you Resha you are my light.
So shine on my life and let me fight.
And we shall go to lands unknown.
Hand in hand with a lovers bond.
Do you wish this or do you not?
Do you want to save me?
If you do then take my hand.
And my misery shall be banned.
So come Resha do you accept me?
As your soul mate to make life an ease.
Or shall you banish my heart to misery.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

[aquatius]

That was by far the most entertaining thing I've read on this forum so far.

[Hazzard]

What's the problem if she's a "he"? People, she's seductive, I don't blame demondude for falling into the trap.

[demondude]

What's the problem if she's a "he"? People, she's seductive, I don't blame demondude for falling into the trap.

The thing was I started flirting with him. :(

An important reason why filling in the gender section is important.

[Quindiana Jones]

Or you could just learn from this embarrassing situation and not flirt with internet peoples.

...............Nah.

[Hazzard]

What's the problem if she's a "he"? People, she's seductive, I don't blame demondude for falling into the trap.

The thing was I started flirting with him. :(

An important reason why filling in the gender section is important.

That's-O-K...I flirt with guys on the internet, and that doesn't bring me any harm. It's just a lesson to tell you to not get so emotionally attached to a forum member so much next time, dear. ;)

[Fonzie]

Don't do quote pyramids. :(

[Quindiana Jones]

Don't do quote pyramids. :(

Yeah, don't.

[Hazzard]

Don't do quote pyramids. :(

Yeah, don't.

Alright.

[Quindiana Jones]

Don't do quote pyramids. :(

Yeah, don't.

Alright.

We're so funny. :)

[Breine]

Wow, I kinda thought that Resha was a girl as well. There seems to be quite a bit confusion in this place when it comes to peoples' gender.

[Shauna]

Resha is such a manly man. <3

[XxSephirothxX]

You should go hit on Mirage next. She's an interesting fellow.

[theundeadhero]

You shut your mouth! Resha is my beastly boyfriend.

[The Unknown Guru]

*bookmarks pg 547 of Resha's usernotes*

If you're so embarassed, then why did you make a thread about it?

[demondude]

*bookmarks pg 547 of Resha's usernotes*

If you're so embarassed, then why did you make a thread about it?

To prove to everyone who saw those that I'm not gay.

[snacks]

Resha's a guy
wait what?

[Rengori]

No one thinks you're gay, we just all think you're stupid.

[McLovin']

Resha's a girl wtf!?!?!




:D

[Shiny]

There seems to be quite a bit confusion in this place when it comes to peoples' gender.
I'll say.

[McLovin']

Yep you'll say.

[snacks]

Yep you'll say.

I'll say YOU.

[oddler]

My friend and I were talking and he said something about an Ipod. I asked what an Ipod was. He laughed. :p

[Resha]

Alright. Because Skt Skittles asked me to confess: I'm a girl. A WOMAN. :(

[snacks]

Alright. Because Skt Skittles asked me to confess: I'm a girl. A WOMAN. :(

The truth feels good doesn't it.

*washes himself*

[Jojee]

Oh Jesus, Resha stop playing with our MINDS! I know you're a man, I saw your picture for gods sake >=[

[Resha]

Yeah but you know. I was a woman before the operation........

[Jojee]

The past is past. What matters is the present, and the future. ^_^;;;;;;;;;

[Resha]

EoFF: TRANSVESTITE INTOLERANT??? DISCUSS.

P.S. Jojo: Will you marry me, then? We don't even need to be lesbians. It just makes demondude a bit queer, but that's okay. :)

[snacks]

Yeah but you know. I was a woman before the operation........

;___;

I don't know whether or not to hit on you...would i feel dirty because i'm a guy and you are, or because you are a girl and i'm gay?

:explode:

[Jojee]

Will you marry me, then? We don't even need to be lesbians. It just makes demondude a bit queer, but that's okay. :)
Oh gods, yes....

[snacks]

EoFF: TRANSVESTITE INTOLERANT??? DISCUSS.

TRAP.

[Rengori]

Will you marry me, then? We don't even need to be lesbians. It just makes demondude a bit queer, but that's okay. :)
Oh gods, yes....

pix pls

[BardTard]

I didn't know. Nothing like that's ever happened to me, but sometimes I go into chat rooms under a guy's name. Tee hee.

[snacks]

I didn't know. Nothing like that's ever happened to me, but sometimes I go into chat rooms under a guy's name. Tee hee.

o_O

[bipper]

I am not a man, neither.

[Jojee]

We know ^_^

[snacks]

OH GOD WHO DO I TRUST ANYMORE?

[Rengori]

OH GOD WHO DO I TRUST ANYMORE?

BIG BROTHER

[snacks]

I've been broken sufficiently (sp), now take me away.

It's all Resha's fault! ;___;

[Resha]

What are you, anyways? Mister I'm-So-Broken-But-I-Have-an-Ambiguous-Username-So-You-Can't-Tell-What-the-Fuck-I-Am? :grumble:

[McLovin']

Definitely a girl. :p

[Resha]

Maybe a hermaphrodite? :confused:

[snacks]

a "girl" never kiss and tells. :kiss:

[Quindiana Jones]

But it seems they double post.

[snacks]

But it seems they double post.

[16:15] <Skt> haha every time i try and post anything on eoff
[16:15] <Skt> it goes to a white screen

[16:15] <Cookie> Little brother of the blue screen of death.

[Quindiana Jones]

That happens to me when I look at porn.

[Renmiri]

Hihi! I sometimes get n00bs surprised when they see my picture on the profile and realize I'm a 30+ mom of 3, not young and hot like Yuna.

Never got someone posting me love notes though. Tsk. tsk, demondude! ;)

[snacks]

I'm just transcend all genders i guess imho.

[Eiko Guy]

You should go hit on Mirage next. She's an interesting fellow.

No idea "its" gender not even now.

[Evastio]

I didn't know Resha was a guy either. It sounds more like a girl's name than a guy's.

The only one that I can think of is how I somehow thought that getting your threads closed would increase your chances of getting banned even though you weren't responsible for getting it closed.

[Rengori]

I didn't know Resha was a guy either. It sounds more like a girl's name than a guy's.

It was funny at first, but now you're embarrasing yourself because you still believe Resha's a guy. SHE'S NOT A GUY.

[Bowser]

:lol:

[Jojee]

I didn't know Resha was a guy either. It sounds more like a girl's name than a guy's.

It was funny at first, but now you're embarrasing yourself because you still believe Resha's a guy. SHE'S NOT A GUY.
Stop being such a twat and trying to trick people. Resha's a masculine name in Malaysia.

What can I say, different cultures.

[Rengori]

I didn't know Resha was a guy either. It sounds more like a girl's name than a guy's.

It was funny at first, but now you're embarrasing yourself because you still believe Resha's a guy. SHE'S NOT A GUY.
Stop being such a twat and trying to trick people. Resha's a masculine name in Malaysia.

Her name is Pooja, you twat.

[Jojee]

I know his name is Pooja you poo-face :p I'm just saying that his choice of username is considered masculine in Malaysia.

[bipper]

Are we still taking about Bob Bobson?

[Rengori]

I know his name is Pooja you poo-face :p I'm just saying that his choice of username is considered masculine in Malaysia.

I'm just checking. (Is pooface the best you could come up with? xD)

[Resha]

I lied about my gender. I'm probably lying about my name, too. I'm Lady Fitzgerald Dalrymple. :-)

[Jojee]

No but I feel no pressure to come up with anything better because you just stole my word that I used on you the post before and re-used it! :p

[Quindiana Jones]

I think the only way to sort this out is for Resha to post naked pictures of him/herself.

[demondude]

Okay what Please tell me Have I made an idiot of myself and she IS a girl.
Or have I made a homo of myself and she IS a boy.

[Quindiana Jones]

To be honest, if she's a girl, you've made an arse of yourself for believing the little wench, and if he's a guy, then you've made an arse out of yourself for chatting up a guy over the internet.

Face it, demondude55....you lose.

[demondude]

http://scienceblogs.com/ethicsandscience/upload/2006/09/sad_puppy.jpg

[Quindiana Jones]

Your homosexuality makes men sad.

[demondude]

Your homosexuality makes men sad.

Hush fool

[Quindiana Jones]

That's what you tell all the guys, SEMENDUDE.

[Kanshisha]

Lol.. there's no win for you here demondude! Quin is correct.. you lose

[demondude]

I'm distraught....

[scrumpleberry]

This thread made my brain explode.

I'm now very very very veyr veyrvery confused.

[Shauna]

Pooja is a very Manly Man. But actually female. :D

[41-Inches-Wide]

Resha is bisexy.