PDA

View Full Version : Ass Kissing.



Hambone
09-02-2007, 06:49 AM
Why? Poop comes out of there! The butt is a place that should never be touched except by toilet paper. It's also quite rude to say "Kiss my ass!". First of all, I usually barely know the person saying that to me. Why would I do that?! Not cool. NOT COOL.

Then again, I guess the whole point of saying "Kiss my ass!" is to be insulting, so apparently it works out. It's still gross...

How do you feel about ass kissing? I just personally feel that there are better ways to show your disrespect for someone. I don't think it's in people's vocabularies any more. I haven't heard it consistently in over 3 years.

MODERATOR TIME: This thread is about sucking up/brown nosing/ass kissing etc, not literal kissing of buttocks. :) Do you do it? How do you feel about those who do? I think the phrase "Kiss my ass!" doesn't really deserve its own thread. - 'chotic.

Wolf Kanno
09-02-2007, 07:40 AM
But ass kissing is the best way to show ones loyalty to our dark lord Nylarthotep;)

Rengori
09-02-2007, 08:08 AM
But ass kissing is the best way to show ones loyalty to our dark lord Nylarthotep;)

Wrong, Nylarthotep is to be properly worshiped by offering the freshly kissed ass of a non-believer on a full moon night and doing the entire dance from "Thriller."

On topic, I hate ass-kissers.

Slade
09-02-2007, 08:19 AM
I enjoy the feeling of juicy lips on my buttcheeks thank you very much! :frust:

BardTard
09-02-2007, 08:47 AM
I never say kiss my ass. I say kiss my grandma's toilet seat. I'm not weird. I just find it grosser than kissing my ass.

Quindiana Jones
09-02-2007, 11:13 AM
I just swap kiss with anything else you can do with your mouth, and then swap ass with anything else in the entire world.

Psychotic
09-02-2007, 06:54 PM
Literal ass kissing? Sure, I'm up for a spot of that. Meet me at the dumpsters behind The Lounge in fifteen minutes.

As for metaphoric, ugh, lame.

snacks
09-02-2007, 07:58 PM
Are you serious about this?

This is a joke right?
There's a camera somewhere...or something.

bipper
09-02-2007, 08:17 PM
MODERATOR TIME: This thread is about sucking up/brown nosing/ass kissing etc, not literal kissing of buttocks. :) Do you do it? How do you feel about those who do? I think the phrase "Kiss my ass!" doesn't really deserve its own thread. - 'chotic.

I am really glad you put a stop to this soon to be spam thread. You are so good at retarding spam psy.


I fucking hate brown-nosers.

Goldenboko
09-02-2007, 08:21 PM
STFU GOBO is the one and only correct answer to that poll.

Breine
09-02-2007, 09:56 PM
It's just disgusting in both the literal and non-literal sense.

snacks
09-02-2007, 10:22 PM
i vote to close.

all in favor!

scrumpleberry
09-02-2007, 10:38 PM
I dislike ass kissers, but I will hover on the edge of it sometimes, because I worry about whether people hate me or not. Weird, I know.

Meat Puppet
09-02-2007, 10:40 PM
Yes, I ass kiss all the time. It’s the only way you get anywhere in life. How do you think I got this Recognized Member title? Not kissing hard enough! The moral of the story is: Get to it!

Evastio
09-03-2007, 01:07 AM
Even if I was paid to do it I'd probably never do such a gross thing.

Madame Adequate
09-03-2007, 04:28 AM
i liek the taset of but

fallen_angel9000
09-03-2007, 06:01 AM
its just another way to tell someone to "f off". i dont think anybody would ever kiss my ass after i said that *shivers*.

Fonzie
09-03-2007, 06:17 AM
Everyone has done it before, and some times it's necessary.

Rostum
09-03-2007, 06:28 AM
As long as she is clean.

naturalserenity
09-03-2007, 06:50 AM
lol.
clean?
you'll never find one like that? ;]