Texas spiders!

[Serapy]

BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Texan spiders spin 'monster web' (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6972062.stm)

Oh noez!

I think you texas people should move away before the leet spiders take over the entire city!

[Sergeant Hartman]

They know how to shot web.

[Meat Puppet]

You know they say everything is bigger in Texas! (That is my joke; I don’t have any sources to prove that everything is really bigger in Texas)

[Hazzard]

Freaky, what's George Bush got to say about this...

[Goldenboko]

Freaky, what's George Bush got to say about this...

"They're making webs of mass destruction. NUKE'UM!"

[Rengori]

Freaky, what's George Bush got to say about this...

Don't mess with Texas... or its spiders!

[Marshall Banana]

This sounds like one of Necronopticous's worst nightmares come true.