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fredsanford
09-06-2007, 05:01 PM
Could Bipper form his own religion? I think that he could, and it would be successful.

Captain Maxx Power
09-06-2007, 05:06 PM
In name of the beard, the bip, and the holy GOE.

bipper
09-06-2007, 05:13 PM
Things have been set in motion that are greater than you and I, freddy. Well, greater than you at least. Dr. Acula started work on this some time ago. Putz is doing fine as my sacrificial meat puppet, etc etc. I Think Tabrobel STOPPES fairs well as being our sour puss Satan. I have seen GOE bastardized and misused enough around here to make you think it was a religion, so I dunno.

Either way, it is a GOEtee my good sir Max!:mog:

Avarice-ness
09-06-2007, 06:21 PM
Yep!

And I'll be the manager!

... I mean.. holy goet lady. Yeah.

We should just form a rock band called the GOEts. <3

Quindiana Jones
09-06-2007, 06:24 PM
Christianity is actually short for bipperdom.

bipper
09-06-2007, 06:25 PM
Yep!

And I'll be the manager!

... I mean.. holy goet lady. Yeah.

We should just form a rock band called the GOEts. <3

Shepherdess of the GOEts!

And yes, the rock band does sound lovely. I would destroy those drums.


Christianity is actually short for bipperdom. Suiting pulpit, I guess.

P.S. It would be a GOEligion.

Quindiana Jones
09-06-2007, 06:45 PM
I always assumed that religion was for those that couldn't accept GOEligion. Even though they were exactly the same.

The fact is that bipper already has a religion. The "religions" humans have nowadays are just different sects of what was originally bipperdom. The only true path is that of worshipping bipper.

But I hate bipper. My poor goats. :(

Peegee
09-06-2007, 08:18 PM
GOERLY?
YARLY

A bipper religion...doesn't that already exist?

fredsanford
09-07-2007, 02:35 AM
Cant wait to see it.

Bunny
09-07-2007, 02:57 AM
Legally, if he got enough people to write on their Census that they were something like GOEologists, it would be seen as a legit religion. This is what the Jedi folks did.

Momiji
09-07-2007, 03:43 AM
Does this mean you'll have a bunch of ac-GOE-lytes following you, bipper?

Fonzie
09-07-2007, 03:43 AM
Alive, just open your eyes, just open your eyes, and see that life is beautiful.

Proxy
09-07-2007, 04:10 AM
If you can get, I think 1000 followers, and a set of 'rules' then you are considered a religious sect.
Good luck.
I'll join.

bipper
09-07-2007, 07:52 AM
Does this mean you'll have a bunch of ac-GOE-lytes following you, bipper?

Oh that is just nice! I doubt the eoff pope would ever let it ride.

mooglebunni608
09-07-2007, 09:50 AM
Oh my. Bipper has a fanboy/girl >D

And yeah, I'm sure he could, and it would be succesful, at least on the interwebs.

Momiji
09-07-2007, 12:06 PM
Does this mean you'll have a bunch of ac-GOE-lytes following you, bipper?

Oh that is just nice! I doubt the eoff pope would ever let it ride.

Whatwhatwhat? I think the EoFF Pope would have to worship the almighty GOE. I mean, he's the top ac-GOE-lyte isn't he?

fredsanford
09-07-2007, 07:19 PM
Well if it gets off the ground, you have my vote.

Quindiana Jones
09-07-2007, 08:04 PM
bipper would be the GOE-pe. Geddit?

Araciel
09-07-2007, 11:24 PM
i think i saw an informal training video on the practices of said church...or was that just a porn?

Mirage
09-08-2007, 01:09 AM
Of course he can, I've already done it.

41-Inches-Wide
09-08-2007, 11:47 AM
I was baptised!

Araciel
09-08-2007, 01:18 PM
I was baptised!

i don't think that's what they called it on the video..

Quindiana Jones
09-08-2007, 07:06 PM
I was baptised!

Golden shower, matey.

Agrias
09-12-2007, 02:29 AM
i concur fredsanford :monster:

Laddy
09-12-2007, 02:42 AM
As a pantheist, yes, bipper would be God! Therefore God is bipper!

Dr. Acula
09-13-2007, 10:39 AM
I am quite obviously going to be the religion's second-in-command.
EDIT: In fact, to show I am such a high-ranking official, I will now change my custom usertitle to something to do with GOE.