How would you prepare for the end of the world?

[Chemical]

Vasectomy is good if you're done having kids. <u><b>My husband and I haven't even started yet,</b></u> so no vasectomy for us.


how would you prepare for the end of the world?

I'll be heading up North, preferably on an island far away from California; China was my other option.

[Fonzie]

Sing R.E.M., post here, go have sex.

Normal day stuff.

[Pouring Rain]

Get a knife and get ready to kill myself. Like I want to be here when the end of the world comes. If I knew it was tomorrow, I'd kill myself tonight. That's just how I am.

[Vermachtnis]

Do all the stuff I wouldn't normally do.

[Jessweeee♪]

I dunno...maybe take a road trip so someplace pretty.

[Iceglow]

Fight the good fight and save the world! Thats what I'd do.

Seriously though my drive for survival is pretty strong I'd do something to try and help "hmm lets see you need someone to plug this mad man in the head before he pushes lil red button over there? Wheres a gun? So what if he's got 300 guards, it's 300 on 1 or the end of the world!"

[Psychotic]

Go to the mall. You can survive anything if you're in a mall.

[LunarWeaver]

I would wear a catsuit and backflip away from a store then land and go "MEOW" and have it blow up in perfect timing. That's what I've wanted to do since 1992.

Then I would be arrested, but the end is here, so it wouldn't matter. Yes, it's all perfectly logical.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I would make sure my legion of demons would be ready to devour the existence that is called humans. Also, you can never have too many live sacrifices when summoning Leviathan. I mean when you are creating the doomsday, you cannot spare any expense.

I would not hold back my thoughts or feelings.

[Rengori]

Spread my seed across the land and hope one woman I impregnated lives.

[Nominus Experse]

Kill a man. I've always wondered what such a thing would feel like. I mean, does it really feel any different than slaughtering an animal?

I would then purchase a generator and carry my computer to a distant mountain cave.

[Lynx]

hmm id eat at outback and then go snowboarding. other then that there is no prepareing cause its the end right?

[fantasyjunkie]

I would sell everything I could find and buy one of those ridiculous powerful expensive AlienWare Computers and play the most graphic demanding games at the highest settings! :D

[Araciel]

take a nap.

[persephonehermione]

I would weep uncontrollably, have sex, and go to sleep, to try and sleep through it

Persephone Hermione x

[White_Dove15445]

I'd hold a party where everyone have to wear vampire suits. :bigsmile:

[Randgris]

Are we talking about like a-big-bad-meteor-hits-earth-lands-in-ocean-cause-huge-tsunami-drowns-life-and-cause-massive-ice-age-that-killed-the-dinosaurs kind of way?

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I have absolutely no idea. Maybe take a hike or something. Or maybe go loot some stuff at the mall, rob a bank (I always wanted to rob one), maybe go to spa and pamper myself (well the world is ending might as well look and feel good)

[Levian]

I'd definitely not split up and look for clues, that's for sure

[blackmage_nuke]

Look at that, the silly humans dont even know the world is round :rolleyes2

[Loony BoB]

I don't think there's any affordable way to properly prepare for the end of the world.

[Madame Adequate]

That depends on what kind of end-of-the-world we're talking about. Fallout? Deep Impact? C'thulhu? The world can end without everyone dying, but whatever the case, I'd do everything I could to survive.

[Loony BoB]

To me, the end of the world would mean something sort of like this.

http://www.loonybob.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/happyend.jpg

[Peegee]

Bob, your 'Hooray' at the bottom (sig) makes the picture hilarious.

I would go north as well. We're talking about a Zombie attack right? Zombies don't last very long in the cold.

[Jojee]

Yeah I thought the Hooyay was a part of it xD

And are you serious, zombies last anywhere! They can't feel cold.

[Peegee]

I run the risk of having zombies fall into lakes up north and getting stuck there forever (I'm not going down there!) -- good point.

I'd still head up north because there's less humans liable to go there.

[XxSephirothxX]

Put a paper bag over my head or something.

[Quindiana Jones]

I'd collect Pokemon cards again.

[Peegee]

btw what does the quote about sex and babies and contraceptives have to do with the end of the world? I'm missing the context.

[Madame Adequate]

I run the risk of having zombies fall into lakes up north and getting stuck there forever (I'm not going down there!) -- good point.

I'd still head up north because there's less humans liable to go there.

Thanks to Max Brooks everyone's going to go north when the zombies attack. To get away from them safely you need to go really north, as in, to well within the arctic circle north. Zombies are preserved in the cold, but they freeze up pretty easily as well, so it's incredibly unlikely that they'll get too far north.

[Old Manus]

Do all the sidequests I haven't done then go to the crater to fight Sephiroth.

[Storm San]

Jerk off once again and listen to music after .

[Peter_20]

I would feel very heavy at heart, but I would also try and laugh it away.
Then I would just give up, and await it.

This is pretty much facts, because I know how I work.

[bipper]

Fill my bathtub with water.

[mooglebunni608]

I'd rent a big, big tank (don't ask where I'd get it from) and then I'd drive around shooting things with a spud gun.

Because that's just wonderful.

[Peegee]

I run the risk of having zombies fall into lakes up north and getting stuck there forever (I'm not going down there!) -- good point.

I'd still head up north because there's less humans liable to go there.

Thanks to Max Brooks everyone's going to go north when the zombies attack. To get away from them safely you need to go really north, as in, to well within the arctic circle north. Zombies are preserved in the cold, but they freeze up pretty easily as well, so it's incredibly unlikely that they'll get too far north.

The closest thing to a zombie in real life would be a resident evil T/G/etc virus (and I am not sure of the scientific possibility of such a thing). Such zombies would die in the north, but would be very dangerous indeed.

In such a situation I would run like a mofo far up north. Further than you can go (I have a head start, being in Canda)

[Storm San]

I'd listen loudly to the two albums of Peace Orchestra . (wait,i am doing this now too)

[Jess]

Go to the mall. You can survive anything if you're in a mall.
This makes me think of mallrats. :heart: that film~

I'd spend the remaining time left with the people I loveeeeee & do lots of fun stuffs. :jess:

[Bunny]

Buy a lawn chair and a six pack of root beer. Set up camp on the roof of a three story house.

[Chimp]

I prepare by not preparing. I want to be surprised :D

[Rengori]

Go to the mall. You can survive anything if you're in a mall.
This makes me think of mallrats. :heart: that film~
Fucking video rental places can't get a new copy of that film, I want to see it so much.

[Heath]

This thread has so far made me want to read World War Z even more. I'll get around to it eventually.

I think I'd fight the good fight and save the world for my own selfish reasons. There'd probably be a delayed reaction here in North Wales anyway, since nothing ever seems to happen here. The end of the world would only occur here about 6 weeks after it's happened elsewhere. And even then it'd be too dull to be a serious threat to my livelihood.

[Chemical]

btw what does the quote about sex and babies and contraceptives have to do with the end of the world? I'm missing the context.

yes
Shlup is having babies
we're all going to die

[Peegee]

btw what does the quote about sex and babies and contraceptives have to do with the end of the world? I'm missing the context.

yes
Shlup is having babies
we're all going to die

I am truly terrified

[bipper]

btw what does the quote about sex and babies and contraceptives have to do with the end of the world? I'm missing the context.

yes
Shlup is having babies
we're all going to die

I am truly terrified

This is why I feel slightly vindicated whenever I run over a mother and her ducklings.

[Peegee]

btw what does the quote about sex and babies and contraceptives have to do with the end of the world? I'm missing the context.

yes
Shlup is having babies
we're all going to die

I am truly terrified

This is why I feel slightly vindicated whenever I run over a mother and her ducklings.

hahahahaha

[Araciel]

just run over the mother and let the ducklings die on their own...much more satisfying.

[Comet]

I would convince a particular girl to have sex with me, because she is gonna die anyway, you might as well do it. I think kidnap/rape would prove efficient.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

I would enjoy myself as much as possible until "the end of the world" arrived, and I certainly wouldn't be convinced that it was coming even if indisputable scientific proof certified it. Way too many idiots (mostly religious nuts) have been convinced the world was ending and convinced many into suicide. Well, it hasn't happened yet, and I don't trust any human who tells me when it will. I'm not even certain it will at all.

[Discord]

Go through the city reciting Macbeth in full-plate armour, occasionally smashing random items of historical value with my mace.

[KentaRawr!]

I'd beat Tetris.

[Jimsour]

Flash people.