Things FFX Characters Would Never Say

[loughi69]

tidus: hey yuna let me show u sumthing ........(unzzzzzzzzzzipppp)
yuna: what the hell is that!!!!......its sooo tiny
tidus: hey dnt be sooo critical , its nt that bad
yuna: well its in my top three
Tidus: hw many have u seen
yuna: em .......3
tidus: luk it handles better.....
yuna: well if u cud even get a grip of it LMFAO
tidus: thats not FUNI!!!!!

[The Magical Walrus]

Rikku: Ugh. We, Al Bhed, are scum.

[Jimsour]

Tidus: these topics on eyesonff ffx forum get worse and worse. dont they?
Wakka: damn right.

honestly, how many times has this been done?

[Jessweeee♪]

Tidus: these topics on eyesonff ffx forum get worse and worse. dont they?
Wakka: damn right.

honestly, how many times has this been done?

How very original of you.

[ReloadPsi]

Wakka: I'm gonna brew up, what does everyone want?
Tidus: Uh, I'll have tea with milk, one sugar.
Yuna: Just a black coffee thanks.
Rikku: Jack Daniel's and coke.
Lulu: And I'll just have some of that camomile and mint herbal.
Wakka: Kimahri, you want owt?
Kimahri: No thanks.
Wakka: What about you Auron?
Auron: I'm alright, I'll get a can of pepsi later or something.

[Jimsour]

Tidus: these topics on eyesonff ffx forum get worse and worse. dont they?
Wakka: damn right.

honestly, how many times has this been done?

How very original of you.

I thought it was fairly original, too.

[Sidderz]

Tidus: Yay. It's Father's Day!

[MKusanagi]

Tidus: these topics on eyesonff ffx forum get worse and worse. dont they?
Wakka: damn right.

honestly, how many times has this been done?

How very original of you.

I thought it was fairly original, too.
Original or not it makes me go haha. And yes! That means laugh! ROFLing oMfG! I'm sooooo high r sumting!

[~Death~Stalker~910]

Tidus: these topics on eyesonff ffx forum get worse and worse. dont they?
Wakka: damn right.

honestly, how many times has this been done?

How very original of you.

I thought it was fairly original, too.
Original or not it makes me go haha. And yes! That means laugh! ROFLing oMfG! I'm sooooo high r sumting!
ok.....makes me wonder wat people thank these days

[MKusanagi]

Tidus: these topics on eyesonff ffx forum get worse and worse. dont they?
Wakka: damn right.

honestly, how many times has this been done?

How very original of you.

I thought it was fairly original, too.
Original or not it makes me go haha. And yes! That means laugh! ROFLing oMfG! I'm sooooo high r sumting!
ok.....makes me wonder wat people thank these days
I had too much wine last night! Get off my back! lol jkjk You can stay on my back. Haha. Oh my, I feel goofy!

[Yew-Yevon]

-On the air ship-

Rikku (sweating and jumpy)- "oooohhh...."

Sid- "what the heck is your problem?"

Rikku-"Just hurry up and land pops!! OH why couldn't you have installed a bath room on this ship?"

[rikkugurl13]

-On the air ship-

Rikku (sweating and jumpy)- "oooohhh...."

Sid- "what the heck is your problem?"

Rikku-"Just hurry up and land pops!! OH why couldn't you have installed a bath room on this ship?"
lol wow lol I like that one!:D

[Yew-Yevon]

Rikku-"comooooon Tidus I dare you (giggle)"

Tidus-"no way forget it she'd kill me!!!"

Rikku-"she's asleep silly she'll never know."

*next morning at djozie temple*

Yuna-"(yawn) ... ! WHAT THE HELL???? WHO PUT SHAVING CREAM ON MY FAAAAAAACE!??!?!?!

Tidus-"hi Yuna.

*outside*

Lulu-"Was that a scream just now?

[jeo2388]

wakka: (reading somthing)tidus whats a "ba-te-row"
tidus: dumbass thats "bathroom", its were you go piss
wakka:whats piss?
tidus: are you kiddi..er.. as a matter of fact, i nver seen u guys use the bathroom before, or eat, or take a :skull::skull::skull::skull:... hmmm
wakka:hey what are you doing?!
tidus:just let me hold it and i show you
wakka: wha?! hey! stop!..(after 2 mins) ... whoooa! aw maaan pissing is fuuuun!

[~Death~Stalker~910]

uh...lol

[Yew-Yevon]

*In battle*

Lulu-"Catsith, I chose you!"

Yuna-"wft did you just say? Wate...you brought a plush toy to a fight?"

Lulu-"Its not a plush toy....."

Yuna-"Aren't you a bit old for those toys Lulu?"

Lulu (starting to cry )-"I told you it's not....

Yuna-"And to think...I was raised by you and Wakka"

Lulu-*wimper*

[Mr Nice]

Tidus: Hey Yuna, I'm an idiot!

[Mr Nice]

I'm sorry, have I spoiled your fun? Or does my post seem inappropriate to you?

[Yew-Yevon]

I'm sorry, have I spoiled your fun? Or does my post seem inappropriate to you?

you havn't spoild any of the fun but the post isn't realy good. (you have to think of the younger viewers.)

EDIT: thats better :)

[Mr Nice]

The younger viewers don't mind.

[Dr.M]

Wakka: The rain in spain falls mainly on the plane.
Lulu: Since when could you talk?

[Yew-Yevon]

Lulu- "Well congradulations Rikku it just shows that your maturing."

Rikku- "B..but all that blood!?"

Tidus- "hey ladies, what yall talking about?"

*SLAP*

[Dragonface]

Tidus: Now what to wear for holoween?
*Later, outside of Rikku's room*
Rikku: That better not be Wakka in my room or I'll...
Wakka: You're what, ya?
Rikku: If you out here then, whos in my room?
*Tidus exit out of Rikku's room while wearing Rikku's theif gear from FFX-2*
Tidus: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!*ran away*
Rikku::eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :mad2: THEIF!*ran after Tidus*
Wakka::eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: I think I turn gay, ya?

[Yew-Yevon]

Pains draging Auron home after happy-hour at the luca cafe

Pain-"You realy overdid it this time you know?"

Auron-"Comeoonn pain jusht let me getsh shum for the roads."

Wakka and Lulu are taking Videna out for a walk and see Pain.

Videna-"Dady Dady! look there wrestling! ha ha!"

Lulu-"Uh...actualy I think the big man is sleepy."

Pain aw comon you two...a little help?

Auron-"Yo HO Yo HO a Pirichs life for meee."

[Jessweeee♪]

Pains draging Auron home after happy-hour at the luca cafe

Pain-"You realy overdid it this time you know?"

Auron-"Comeoonn pain jusht let me getsh shum for the roads."

Wakka and Lulu are taking Videna out for a walk and see Pain.

Videna-"Dady Dady! look there wrestling! ha ha!"

Lulu-"Uh...actualy I think the big man is sleepy."

Pain aw comon you two...a little help?

Auron-"Yo HO Yo HO a Pirichs life for meee."

I like this one :spin:

[Yew-Yevon]

Why thank you :D

Shinra: "Hey it was my Idea!!!"

[Old Manus]

This guy are sick

[Yew-Yevon]

This guy are sick


(Rikku starts typing angerly)

"Ya?!? well your grammer SUCKS!!!"

Yuna-"Rikku! Calm down will ya?"

[Strawberry_Mew]

Yuna: -Looks at Wakka in Battle- *thinks to herself* Grrrr I wanna have a blitzball for my weapon -Glares and Narrows her eyes at Wakka-

Wakka: "Whats Wrong Yuna" :confused:

Yuna: "Ohhhh its nothing" -giggles-:love:

[Imperfectionist]

Lulu: Tidus is number one on my top 8 friends!

[Old Manus]

This guy are sick


(Rikku starts typing angerly)

"Ya?!? well your grammer SUCKS!!!"

Yuna-"Rikku! Calm down will ya?"
Joke successfully killed

[Yew-Yevon]

so what......is that the end?