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Forsaken Lover
09-19-2007, 07:16 PM
State Sen. Ernie Chambers Sues God - News Story - KETV Omaha (http://www.ketv.com/news/14133442/detail.html)

But the real story is if God has to swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help Him Himself.

edczxcvbnm
09-19-2007, 07:19 PM
Old news :O Moving along

But seriously...that case would get thrown out by the judge. Only a fun judge would keep it around for amusement XD

Old Manus
09-19-2007, 07:20 PM
Would be hard to keep him locked up in prison though.

Forsaken Lover
09-19-2007, 07:21 PM
Old news :O Moving along

This entire forum is about discussing games that are at least a decade old.

A few days-old news story shouldn't be looked down upon.

Especially since this story is a much greater laugh than most of the FF games. Not that the FF games aren't good. They just aren't as amusing.

edczxcvbnm
09-19-2007, 07:40 PM
Old news :O Moving along

This entire forum is about discussing games that are at least a decade old.

A few days-old news story shouldn't be looked down upon.

Especially since this story is a much greater laugh than most of the FF games. Not that the FF games aren't good. They just aren't as amusing.

HA HA XD You took it seriously XP

Quindiana Jones
09-19-2007, 07:49 PM
We can't help but take you seriously edczxcvbnm. It's your serious name that makes us do it.

Peegee
09-19-2007, 09:20 PM
When ed said old news I remember that this was done before and was dismissed (I hope). This is happening again?

Geez people have nothing better to do.

Jessweeee♪
09-20-2007, 12:42 AM
How did I miss this o.O

I mean...if God were to go to court and lose, would he really have to pay :exdee:

Jess
09-20-2007, 12:44 AM
Seriously, what? :jess:

Bunny
09-20-2007, 12:44 AM
I'm going to sue the Tooth Fairy.

Rengori
09-20-2007, 12:45 AM
The senator's trying to prove a point about how frivelous a lawsuit can be. [/serious]

Forsaken Lover
09-20-2007, 07:55 AM
What are the odds on this guy getting into Heaven?

Zante
09-20-2007, 08:05 AM
Wasn't there a movie about this?

TyphoonThaReapa
09-20-2007, 08:18 AM
What are the odds on this guy getting into Heaven?

1000% 'Cause God gonna taunt him for eternity saying "LOL!!!! YOU GOT PWNED IN THAT CASE BITCH!!!":rolleyes2

Storm San
09-20-2007, 08:58 AM
Americans are indeed stupid.

TyphoonThaReapa
09-20-2007, 09:07 AM
Human Beings are indeed stupid.

Fixed...:cool:

Storm San
09-20-2007, 09:39 AM
Human Beings are indeed stupid.

Fixed...:cool:
yep

The Ceej
09-20-2007, 03:20 PM
But the real story is if God has to swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help Him Himself.

Actually, when God was put on the stand, they asked him if he swore to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth, he responded, "So help me, me."

If you don't believe me, rent the movie, "Oh, God!" starring George Burns and John Denver. Then if you like that, rent Oh, God! Book II and Oh, God! You Devil!