The Greatest Inanimate Object In The Universe. Entries needed!

[Loony BoB]

As in, a material object that isn't alive. Give me ideas for what to include in this.

I'm going to start off with a bunch of things that were included beforehand in a thread I made on a slightly similar topic earlier on.

Weedwhacker
Bucket
Folding Table
Ice Cube (the object, not the singer)
Wheelbarrow
Mini-refridgerator
Rubber Ducky
Non-lick Envelope
Barrel
Spork

So, give me more ideas and I'll start the knockout contest once I have enough. I'll need a lot of ideas, though! So keep 'em coming!

Current Listing
20 Sided Die
500kg Anvils
Access Cards
Aglets
Antony Gormley Art
Band-aids
Barrles
Bath Tubs
Black Holes
Bottle Openers
Bread
Bricks
Buckets
Butter
Button Holes
Buttons
Carbon (atom)
Chainsaws
Chandeliers
Cheese
Cheesecake
Chocolate
Chopsticks
Coins
Cubbyholes
Dead People
Delicious Cake
Dog Houses
Double Guitars
Double-sided Tape
Drills
Earth
Folding Tables
Fridge Magnets
Grand Pianos
Handphones
Hats
Headphones
Hockey Sticks
Ice Cubes
Jackhammers
Keyrings
Keys
Lego
Lip Balm
Make Up
Mercury (metal)
Mercury (planet)
Microphones
Microwaves
Mini Refridgerators
Mirrors
Mittens
MP3 Players
Nail Clippers
Nail Files
Napkin Holders
Non Phillips Head Screwdrivers
Non-lick Envelopes
Notepads
Nuclear Weapons
Paper
Pencils
Pens
Personal Computers
Phillips Head Screwdrivers
Phillips Head Screws
Pillows
Pizza
Plasma Screen
Plastic Bendy Drinking Straws
Pluto (planet)
Pogo Sticks
Pornography Magazines
Promotional Bugs
Q-tips
Rubber Duckies
Rugby Trophies
Scissors
Shoes
Shower Heads
Slinkies
Sporks
Stairs
Stroons (Straw Spoons)
Sunglasses
Swear Boxes
Sweeties
Tamagotchi
Tidy Bears
Tins of Tomato Soup
Toast
Toaster
Toilet Paper
Toilets
Towels
Toy Chainsaws
Ukelele
Unicycles
Video Game Consoles
Waffles
Weedwhackers
Wheelbarrows
Whoopee Coushins
Wiffle Balls
Wiffle Bats
Wooden Christmas Trees

[Madame Adequate]

Cheese.

[Jimsour]

Bottle-opener

[Araciel]

mirror
d20
the USS Abrams
can of tomato soup
your mom

[Levian]

Key

I love keys. Oh the mysterious of what the key will unlock!

Scissors
Chandelier
Slinky (the thing that goes down stairs)
Stairs!

[Loony BoB]

d20
the USS Abrams
I couldn't find the latter in Wikipedia and there were a few different things for D20 - if you're talking about the system then it's not an object. Or do you mean a 20 sided dice?

your mom
She's living!

[Captain Maxx Power]

Cheese.

This contest has already been won.

[Araciel]

d20
the USS Abrams
I couldn't find the latter in Wikipedia and there were a few different things for D20 - if you're talking about the system then it's not an object. Or do you mean a 20 sided dice?

your mom
She's living!

i just picked a random name for a boat and assumed the statesians would have one, since their navy is so huge...oops

also, i mean the 20-sided die.

[Loony BoB]

I've thrown in a few more from the Greatest Something In The Universe competition.

Cheesecake
Microwave
Pizza
Toilet Paper
Napkin Holder

...as well as some of my own thoughts...

Video Game Console
Personal Computer
MP3 Player

[Resha]

iPod
PENS. PENS ARE SO COOL. :jess:
Handphones.
Notepads :-)
Paper, reams and reams of nice paper to write on.
Chopsticks.
Headphones.
Access cards.

[Loony BoB]

35 so far... I'll start updating the first post now.

[White_Dove15445]

Microphones
Tidy bears
shoes

:/

[Fonzie]

Hats, Delicious Cake, a hockey stick, toy chainsaws, plasma screen, shower head, bread, butter, toaster, toast.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Double-sided tape.

[Firo Volondé]

Towel. No explanation should be needed. :cool:
Coin. You're never bored if you have a coin to flip!
Chuck Norris's beard (Disqualified for failing to be 'inanimate')
Mercury (the metal, not the planet or the god)
Mercury (the planet, not the metal or the god)
Chainsaw.

[blackmage_nuke]

If it doesnt have to be real i'd say sonic screwdriver

Otherwise
phillips head screw driver
non philips head screw driver (as i know it to be called)
philips head screw
nail clippers
Mittens
buttons
button holes (but thats really a lack of something rather than something)

[Peegee]

The Greatest object in the universe has got to be pokeballs.

[Jojee]

Hah I thought of ice cube last time :p

...But yeah, I think cheesecake automatically wins. :</>D Pokeballs come close, though.

[edczxcvbnm]

Waffles :D

[Old Manus]

An Antony Gormley

[Loony BoB]

An Antony Gormley
What's that?

[Old Manus]

Angel of the North - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_of_the_North)
Another Place - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Another_Place)

He just makes sculptures of people and puts them in the middle of nowhere

[Hazzard]

Michael Jackson.

[Baloki]

You said inanimate, not, not living BoB :p

[41-Inches-Wide]

Tamagotchi pls

[Loony BoB]

You said inanimate, not, not living BoB :p
in·an·i·mate /ɪnˈænəmɪt/
adjective 1. not animate; lifeless.

[rubah]

I'm going to have to give a mention to the Plastic Drinking Straw

[Sergeant Hartman]

Hats
Epic win.

uhh a brick.

[Hazzard]

PORN Magazine

[I Don't Need A Name]

500KG Anvil

[Evastio]

unicycle
jackhammer
drill
Grand Piano
toilet
bath tub
dog house
whoopee cushion
cubbyhole
pogo stick
drill pogo stick
excalibur
ukalalie

[scrumpleberry]

Sweeties.
Makeups.
Choclits.
Lipbalm.
Keyrings.
Nail file.
Sunglasses.
Pencil.
Paper.

Just some ideas for ya there... :D

[qwertysaur]

smiley faces.

[Sergeant Hartman]

Swear box, wooden christmas tree, rugby trophy, just a few things around me here.

[Rocket Edge]

Planet Earth. :r

[Heath]

Fridge magnets.
Those furry things with googly eyes that have a label attached to them advertising something.

[bipper]

dead people.
Nuclear Weaponry.
Goldfish snack crackers.

Canadia's government. oops....

[demondude]

Psychotics p- *shot*

[Avarice-ness]

If Mercury the planet is the best thing ever than PLUTO THE PLANET is the best thing ever.

Oh yeah and Mittens is win. :D

[bipper]

If Mercury the planet is the best thing ever than PLUTO THE PLANET is the best thing ever.

Oh yeah and Mittens is win. :D

Mercury follows a clean orbit, Pluto ADHD's off its course. Pluto is > than a planet, accept it. So I second pluto, as a GOEnet.

[Rase]

The carbon atom.

[Disco Potato]

Potatoes :D

[Quindiana Jones]

Stroons. Straw-spoons.

[oddler]

The massive and mysterious enigma that is a black hole.

[Proxy]

Wiffle ball?
Wiffle bat?

[Heath]

You know those guitars that are like... double guitars?

[Rengori]

I guess I'm gonna be the one to say Guitars.

EDIT: Did not read the above post, those double guitars are definitely better.

[Miriel]

bendy straw!!!

[Lynx]

legos are inanimate and jsut plain amazeing.

also

aglet (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/aglet)

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Computers.

[SammieBabe]

Pillows

[Loony BoB]

I only need 24 more, thanks guys. :)

[Heath]

Those furry things with googly eyes that have a label attached to them advertising something.

Out of interest, what are those actually called?

http://www.durham.gov.uk/gmb/usp.nsf/lookup/merch_bug/$file/merch_bug.jpg

[Loony BoB]

Promotional Bugs seems to be the answer I've got.

[Chimp]

Your mother.

[Quindiana Jones]

Your mother.

Hasn't this already been suggested?

[Chimp]

Your mother.

Hasn't this already been suggested?

I can't read.

[Levian]

Tamagotchi
Q-tips
Band-aids
Phoenix Down

[Quindiana Jones]

Q-tips


lol that brings back memories. Well, one memory.

[Levian]

And you're not going to tell us? You're a terrible terrible person

[Quindiana Jones]

Memories of you, you pillock. You and your witty witty pun powers.

[escobert]

External HDs

[Sergeant Hartman]

Giant dictionary, football table, biscuit tin, magazine rack, rolling pin, I could go on forever.

[Proxy]

holy crap...I can't believe I didn't say this.
PANTS

[Radje]

I can't believe I read through the list in the initial post without finding one sex toy.

[Loony BoB]

Yeah, guess there was never enough interest in this. Maybe I should have just done another Greatest Something competition! At least the Movies contest in the Lounge is getting a great response. :D

[Quindiana Jones]

Carry it on anyway. This obviously just means that nothing else is worthy. Let's see what the best of the best is!

[nik0tine]

The piano, although I'm not entirely sure that counts as 'inanimate'.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

A Do-Rag

A Basketball

A Mighty Morphing Power Ranger Action Figure: Green Ranger :cool:

Edit: And a 9mm

[bipper]

The female heart.

Er wait, I think douche was already said.

[Loony BoB]

Closing while the movie contest is on. I may or may not start this up again after it's over. :shifty: