Renmiri
09-22-2007, 06:17 PM
I found this in another forum, a hilarious take on people who leave a site in a huff :p
Our Man In Redmond's do it yourself GBCW post
( ) Unfortunately
( ) Thankfully
( ) Angrily
( ) Resentfully
( ) Belatedly
( ) _________________________________
, I have decided to leave this site because:
( ) You people are all dinosaurs with the IQ of a learning-disabled patch of kale
( ) You people are all disagreeable, noxious trolls who live under a bridge . . . and those are your GOOD points
( ) Nobody reads my posts
( ) Nobody recommends my posts
( ) You allow _________________________________ who is a _________________________________ to post on this site
( ) _________________________________
You'd think you people would be able to understand
( ) Satire
( ) Sarcasm
( ) Humor
( ) English
( ) My insightful analysis into the way the world works
( ) _________________________________
I have therefore decided to
( ) Slit my wrists
( ) Create my own self-indulgent blog
( ) Move over to MySpace
( ) Move to Nepal and study a religion you've never heard of
( ) Get a life
( ) Deprive you of my inspired prose by deleting all my previous posts
( ) _________________________________
So you can all therefore
( ) Kiss my ____________________ -________________________ butt (e.g., lily-white, nerd pwning)
( ) Congratulate me when I become Internet Hide-And-Go-Seek Champion
( ) Take a sunbath in a cyclotron
( ) Show up and apologize when I win my Nobel Peace Prize for Literature
( ) _________________________________
I sign this
( ) Sincerely,
( ) Indifferently,
( ) Confusedly,
( ) with the help of someone who knows how to write,
( ) _________________________________,
_________________________________
(your name goes here)
Ever read one of those ?
Our Man In Redmond's do it yourself GBCW post
( ) Unfortunately
( ) Thankfully
( ) Angrily
( ) Resentfully
( ) Belatedly
( ) _________________________________
, I have decided to leave this site because:
( ) You people are all dinosaurs with the IQ of a learning-disabled patch of kale
( ) You people are all disagreeable, noxious trolls who live under a bridge . . . and those are your GOOD points
( ) Nobody reads my posts
( ) Nobody recommends my posts
( ) You allow _________________________________ who is a _________________________________ to post on this site
( ) _________________________________
You'd think you people would be able to understand
( ) Satire
( ) Sarcasm
( ) Humor
( ) English
( ) My insightful analysis into the way the world works
( ) _________________________________
I have therefore decided to
( ) Slit my wrists
( ) Create my own self-indulgent blog
( ) Move over to MySpace
( ) Move to Nepal and study a religion you've never heard of
( ) Get a life
( ) Deprive you of my inspired prose by deleting all my previous posts
( ) _________________________________
So you can all therefore
( ) Kiss my ____________________ -________________________ butt (e.g., lily-white, nerd pwning)
( ) Congratulate me when I become Internet Hide-And-Go-Seek Champion
( ) Take a sunbath in a cyclotron
( ) Show up and apologize when I win my Nobel Peace Prize for Literature
( ) _________________________________
I sign this
( ) Sincerely,
( ) Indifferently,
( ) Confusedly,
( ) with the help of someone who knows how to write,
( ) _________________________________,
_________________________________
(your name goes here)
Ever read one of those ?