What animal would you like to punch?

[Quindiana Jones]

After watching Mock the Week, and listening to that Bristolian fella' say "I'm gonna go punch a zebra", I got to thinking about which animal I'd most like to punch.

My decision? Chimpanzee. BAM. Right in the face.

So. Tell me.

[LunarWeaver]

Kangaroo. They deserve it for never letting me nap in their pouch.

[Fonzie]

A bear.

Fuck you mr. bear.

[Sergeant Hartman]

Panther.

[Jojee]

Fluffy baby bunny ♥

[I Don't Need A Name]

Psychotic

[Comet]

A lion. I would give that bitch a good spanking to the face. Pussy.

[Vermachtnis]

Tazmanian Devils, they're evil and ugly.

[Shiny]

This guy:

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/SillyMonkey.jpg

It looks like somebody already punched him in the face.

[Quindiana Jones]

This guy:

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/SillyMonkey.jpg

It looks like somebody already punched him in the face.

No Name already said Psychotic. Be original, Shiny. ;)

[Jess]

I wouldn't like to punch any animal, but I don't like horses. :jess:

[Quindiana Jones]

I wouldn't like to punch any animal, but I don't like horses. :jess:

Admit it, Jess, you'd love to punch a horse. Just say it. You'll feel better if you do.

[Jess]

If I punched a horse, it'd probably kick out and break my ribs or something. It's just not worth it, Quin! :jess:

[Quindiana Jones]

If I punched a horse, it'd probably kick out and break my ribs or something. It's just not worth it, Quin! :jess:

True. But you'd still love to punch one. It's the principle we're talking about here, not the actual act. :p

[Chimp]

Snakes.

[Jess]

I still don't want to. I'd feel mean. :jess:

[Quindiana Jones]

I still don't want to. I'd feel mean. :jess:

OK.....Imagine that said horse just kicked your boyfriend in the nuts. For no good reason. Your boyfriend's all "Man, if I wasn't paralysed with pain, I'd totally punch that horse." Would you punch it then?

[Madame Adequate]

A donkey.

A puppy.

[Sweet Beloved]

birds in general

[smittenkitten]

A Dinosaur! :D

[theundeadhero]

I punch snakes in the face!

[Jess]

OK.....Imagine that said horse just kicked your boyfriend in the nuts. For no good reason. Your boyfriend's all "Man, if I wasn't paralysed with pain, I'd totally punch that horse." Would you punch it then?
VIOLENCE DOESN'T SOLVE ANYTHING, QUIN. :jess:


A donkey.

A puppy.
:(

[Rengori]

A donkey.
Goddammit, I wanted to say that.

A cat. Stop being such a stuck up prick!
*hides from Leeza*

[Marshall Banana]

Half of you, I think.

[Old Manus]

Werewolves, Dog Soldiers style.

[Breine]

Spiders! They're just so.. *shudder* brrr.


SMACK!, is what I'd like to do.

[McLovin']

Tyrannosaurus Rex! Right in the nostril!

[The Unknown Guru]

I wanna hit a baby. Boom, sucker punch the little sucker-sucker right in the nose.

They scare me.

[Nominus Experse]

Mormon children

The house across the street is a Mormon factory, I swear. They JUST KEEP COMING.

[Quindiana Jones]

VIOLENCE DOESN'T SOLVE ANYTHING, QUIN. :jess:


You wouldn't even punch it for your boyfriend? Poor man. :(

[Loony BoB]

Punching animals is terrible. I hope you all burn in hell. :(

[Levian]

Maybe a chocobo or something.

[Tallulah]

The animal that always hits on me and my friend's girlfriend Julie whenever there's his gay neighbour about.

Honestly, it's the biggest case of de-nile since that river in Egypt... :rolleyes2

[Resha]

I'm calling PETA on y'all.

[Levian]

I'd be more worried about Anaisa than PETA really. The worst thing PETA can do is jail me, Anaisa could dislocate my shoulder, or knee, or brain.

[ReloadPsi]

Panda.

[Rocket Edge]

Monkeys.

[Iceglow]

I'd like to punch a shark on the nose a GREAT WHITE SHARK!

[Proxy]

A donkey.

A puppy.

Haha...Donkey Punch.

Hypothetically speaking, if I was a monster and wanted to punch an animal for no other reason than punching an animal...An ostrich.

[Griff]

Baby seals

[Lawr]

Any type of Monkey, except Jojo.

[Quindiana Jones]

Any type of Monkey, except Jojo.

She could kick your ass anyway. It'd still be worth trying though.

[Peegee]

I'd probably punch a human animal face, but if it can't be a human animal, I'd like to punch a hammerhead shark in the face.

[Boney King]

I'd like to punch a shark on the nose a GREAT WHITE SHARK!

purevolume™ | Shark Punch (http://www.purevolume.com/sharkpunch)

MUSIC TO PUNCH A SHARK TO.

Ontopic: I'd punch yo mama.

[Depression Moon]

I hate cats a lot. I hate them so much that i don't want to punch I want to pick one up and kick it off like a football. "IT'S GOOD!"

[Quindiana Jones]

No kicking. Only punching.

[Baloki]

Do furries count :o?

[theundeadhero]

You want to punch Miles? Poor guy :whimper:

[Araciel]

a snake.

possibly a human.

[Rase]

A blue whale.

[Rengori]

A blue whale.

Why? Unless you're Superman or Eric Clapton it won't feel anything.

[Serapy]

Gorilla. Not a hard punch, a soft one only.

[Lynx]

bees id punch every bee in the face.

[Spammerman]

a lynx. or a tiger. OR A LIGER.

[Arc_Master_14]

that depends is is Boko an animal if not moles

[Lynx]

a lynx.

hey :mad2:

[Baloki]

You want to punch Miles? Poor guy :whimper:

Nopes :p

[Madame Adequate]

I hate cats a lot. I hate them so much that i don't want to punch I want to pick one up and kick it off like a football. "IT'S GOOD!"

Cats are the best animal ever.

[Værn]

Panther.
My school's mascot is a panther, thus I'm a panther. You don't want to punch me, do you? D=

Panda.
My nickname at FCCC was "Ling Ling," and they were always calling me a panda. You don't want to punch me, do you?
Not sure how I got the nickname... either because I always eat with chopsticks or because my last name is Sperling... My friend's last name was Juillard and everybody called him "Lard," but it also could've been because he was the biggest guy in the class.

Fluffy baby bunny ♥
*Points a signature*
Just watch what you're punching and make sure it is a bunny, or else it might turn into a spaceship and obliterate you >=(


I doubt I would punch anything unless it was foaming at the mouth and/or charging at me.

[Jojee]

OK.....Imagine that said horse just kicked your boyfriend in the nuts. For no good reason. Your boyfriend's all "Man, if I wasn't paralysed with pain, I'd totally punch that horse." Would you punch it then?
XD laugh and kick him in the nuts again.


Any type of Monkey, except Jojo.

She could kick your ass anyway. It'd still be worth trying though.
Yep :</>D


Fluffy baby bunny ♥
*Points a signature*
Just watch what you're punching and make sure it is a bunny, or else it might turn into a spaceship and obliterate you >=( I could take it. ^_^

[Quindiana Jones]

Jojee quoted me twice. I think she fancies me.

[Mercen-X]

Great White

[Rase]

A blue whale.

Why? Unless you're Superman or Eric Clapton it won't feel anything.
That would be why. I wouldn't feel bad and it'd be a cool story I think.

[Hazzard]

I would like to brutally kick the holy :skull::skull::skull::skull: out of a panda, and watch the gruesome blood seep out of it's eye sockets, as I rapidly slice through it's fat belly with a razor knife, sawing at it's hideous ears while I'm at it.

After that, I'll hang the stupid dead panda's head on my wall, smiling as I walk pass.

[Sergeant Hartman]

A beaver :p

[cloud21zidane16]

maybe a penguin?

[Misfit]

bees id punch every bee in the face.
Yes. I love you.

[Dynast-Kid]

Pikachu, the chump bastard.

[bipper]

I would donkey punch a GOEt. That last wiggle they give before concussion is just inspiring.

A beaver :p
ah. the infamous :skull::skull::skull::skull: punt.

[escobert]

MOO MOO THE NER COW

[isaac17]

I'm going to have to go with Dane Cook with this one and say "I'd punch every bee in the fsking face!".

Damn bees...

[Fatal Impurity]

A falcon...

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/5289/falconpunchjc0oj6.jpg

Yes just like that...

[Randgris]

I'd love to puch a dog, or a cat because they always trash our garbage. But then my hand'll get all bruised and broken.

[Araciel]

A beaver :p
ah. the infamous :skull::skull::skull::skull: punt.

i lol'd

[Heath]

Mock The Week is just a poor man's Have I Got News For You.

Anyway, onto animals I'd like to punch, I think I'd like to punch a jellyfish. With gloves on, obviously.

[demondude]

I would like to brutally kick the holy :skull::skull::skull::skull: out of a panda, and watch the gruesome blood seep out of it's eye sockets, as I rapidly slice through it's fat belly with a razor knife, sawing at it's hideous ears while I'm at it.

After that, I'll hang the stupid dead panda's head on my wall, smiling as I walk pass.

:whimper:

[Quindiana Jones]

Mock The Week is just a poor man's Have I Got News For You.

Don't be like that. Good comedy is good comedy, regardless of where it's from.

[scrumpleberry]

Wasp. Grr, hate them. Or a mozzi.

ANYONE WHO HAS SAID PANDA BE WARNED, IMMA COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT WITH A MACHETE.

[Baloki]

Mock The Week is just a poor man's Have I Got News For You.

Don't be like that. Good comedy is good comedy, regardless of where it's from.

Mock the Week has picked up from Have I Got News for You, mainly because HIGNFY has been going down the tubes as of the last few series :(

[Quindiana Jones]

It's still funny. Now shut up and punch an animal.

[Evastio]

It'd have to be a mosquito.