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Freya
09-25-2007, 12:26 AM
I've been bugged to get a soul for a certain friend for quite some time now. So i'm taking the easy way out. Anyone not need one?

Point of thread: Ever been asked an odd question by a friend?

Jojee
09-25-2007, 12:28 AM
One night.

And yes, my ex asked me if I were lesbian out of the blue the other day. ?_?

Edit: Okay, considering what I posted just above that, I guess it's not so weird of a question... XD

Agrias
09-25-2007, 12:29 AM
my gay friend asked me if i've ever had my gonch licked O-o
i was like....I DUN GOT A GONCH!

Chemical
09-25-2007, 01:03 AM
my gay friend asked me if i've ever had my gonch licked O-o
i was like....I DUN GOT A GONCH!

her mother was a toaster you know.

Peegee
09-25-2007, 01:11 AM
Methinks Agrias wears gonches ^_^

Misfit
09-25-2007, 01:25 AM
Something along the lines of "I hope this movie doesn't turn out to be retarded." "Why?" ...except I was the one to ask why.

Yeah, that's all I got.

Freya
09-25-2007, 01:44 AM
I still kinda need a soul....

Kawaii Ryűkishi
09-25-2007, 01:49 AM
Tell your friend to stop bothering you for things that don't exist.

Fonzie
09-25-2007, 01:54 AM
I traded in my soul for Delicious Cake.

Lawr
09-25-2007, 01:55 AM
Spirit+Body=Soul

Find these.

Rengori
09-25-2007, 01:58 AM
Pretty much whenever people ask if I'm Asian. I'm racially ambiguous but I don't look a bit Asian.

Vikeve
09-25-2007, 02:05 AM
Sure, I've collected quite a few over the years it'll cost you. But I'm sure you can buy someone's soul here for a twinky.

I shouldn't post the things I've ben asked.:shifty:

Freya
09-25-2007, 03:25 AM
Tell Kishi that the very salvation of the world depends on my acquisition of a soul. If I don't get my Cracker Jacks, no one is safe.

escobert
09-25-2007, 03:30 AM
Something along the lines of "I hope this movie doesn't turn out to be retarded." "Why?" ...except I was the one to ask why.

Yeah, that's all I got.

LAME:mad2:


My friend once asked me "Bob, if aliens came to earth and had a new color that we had never seen; what would we call it?"

Araciel
09-25-2007, 03:32 AM
Tell your friend to stop bothering you for things that don't exist.

wait what..since when are you alive again?

Fonzie
09-25-2007, 03:35 AM
Tell your friend to stop bothering you for things that don't exist.

wait what..since when are you alive again?

Someone deleted my emod. statement.
:p

Agrias
09-25-2007, 03:45 AM
I DO NOT WEAR GONCHES!

Rengori
09-25-2007, 03:46 AM
WHAT IS A GONCH?

CloudDragon
09-25-2007, 05:22 AM
Yes, last year when I was living in the dorms. I had just met this chick, but she had already known some dudes I'd been friends with for awhile. She asked me out of the blue:

"Do you think I'm a virgin?"

Basically answering that question was a lose-lose situation for me.

Rengori
09-25-2007, 05:27 AM
Yes, last year when I was living in the dorms. I had just met this chick, but she had already known some dudes I'd been friends with for awhile. She asked me out of the blue:

"Do you think I'm a virgin?"

Basically answering that question was a lose-lose situation for me.

Answer, "How should I know?"

Yamaneko
09-25-2007, 05:28 AM
Just remember; the dinosaurs do not actually grow to their advertised size.

CloudDragon
09-25-2007, 05:30 AM
Well that's basically what I said. Knowing this girl now, answering yes would have produced her saying, "What you do think I'm pretty enough/hot enough to have sex?"

Answering now would have resulted in, "Do you think I'm a slut/whatever/blah/blah/blah?"

Fatal Impurity
09-25-2007, 05:37 AM
I need a soul too...my last one I had I sold at a yard sale for 99 cents. Just imagine my shock and disbelief when i realised I didn't in fact live in America.

As for wierd questions I once got asked "Where can I find some pussy?" by some drunk ex-convicts...

Markus. D
09-25-2007, 08:43 AM
I once was asked by a co-worker how many lives of cuddly kittens since asking him to buy GW.

:S Long story.

TyphoonThaReapa
09-25-2007, 08:46 AM
Souls huh? I can get you one from one of my bitches. But, as the P.I.M.P I am, it'll cost ya' 500. I'll even throw in some specials on me. f f freak (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/f%2Bf%2Bfreak.html) and , if your lucky, Essencia (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/ess%25EAncia.html). That's three souls from three of my finest products...:cool:

Radje
09-25-2007, 01:01 PM
Don't lie, you want it for yourself.

Chemical
09-25-2007, 02:58 PM
http://www.elitparfum.com.ua/products_pictures/Boss%20Soul_b.jpg

Is men's okay?

Bunny
09-25-2007, 03:29 PM
Yes, last year when I was living in the dorms. I had just met this chick, but she had already known some dudes I'd been friends with for awhile. She asked me out of the blue:

"Do you think I'm a virgin?"

Basically answering that question was a lose-lose situation for me.

Answer, "How should I know?"

"But I would enjoy finding out."

I was once asked by a girl I was involved with the following question: "Do you love me?"

I said no and she cried. What an idiot.