View Full Version : I need a soul.
Freya
09-25-2007, 12:26 AM
I've been bugged to get a soul for a certain friend for quite some time now. So i'm taking the easy way out. Anyone not need one?
Point of thread: Ever been asked an odd question by a friend?
Jojee
09-25-2007, 12:28 AM
One night.
And yes, my ex asked me if I were lesbian out of the blue the other day. ?_?
Edit: Okay, considering what I posted just above that, I guess it's not so weird of a question... XD
Agrias
09-25-2007, 12:29 AM
my gay friend asked me if i've ever had my gonch licked O-o
i was like....I DUN GOT A GONCH!
Chemical
09-25-2007, 01:03 AM
my gay friend asked me if i've ever had my gonch licked O-o
i was like....I DUN GOT A GONCH!
her mother was a toaster you know.
Peegee
09-25-2007, 01:11 AM
Methinks Agrias wears gonches ^_^
Misfit
09-25-2007, 01:25 AM
Something along the lines of "I hope this movie doesn't turn out to be retarded." "Why?" ...except I was the one to ask why.
Yeah, that's all I got.
Freya
09-25-2007, 01:44 AM
I still kinda need a soul....
Kawaii Ryűkishi
09-25-2007, 01:49 AM
Tell your friend to stop bothering you for things that don't exist.
Fonzie
09-25-2007, 01:54 AM
I traded in my soul for Delicious Cake.
Spirit+Body=Soul
Find these.
Rengori
09-25-2007, 01:58 AM
Pretty much whenever people ask if I'm Asian. I'm racially ambiguous but I don't look a bit Asian.
Vikeve
09-25-2007, 02:05 AM
Sure, I've collected quite a few over the years it'll cost you. But I'm sure you can buy someone's soul here for a twinky.
I shouldn't post the things I've ben asked.:shifty:
Freya
09-25-2007, 03:25 AM
Tell Kishi that the very salvation of the world depends on my acquisition of a soul. If I don't get my Cracker Jacks, no one is safe.
escobert
09-25-2007, 03:30 AM
Something along the lines of "I hope this movie doesn't turn out to be retarded." "Why?" ...except I was the one to ask why.
Yeah, that's all I got.
LAME:mad2:
My friend once asked me "Bob, if aliens came to earth and had a new color that we had never seen; what would we call it?"
Araciel
09-25-2007, 03:32 AM
Tell your friend to stop bothering you for things that don't exist.
wait what..since when are you alive again?
Fonzie
09-25-2007, 03:35 AM
Tell your friend to stop bothering you for things that don't exist.
wait what..since when are you alive again?
Someone deleted my emod. statement.
:p
Agrias
09-25-2007, 03:45 AM
I DO NOT WEAR GONCHES!
Rengori
09-25-2007, 03:46 AM
WHAT IS A GONCH?
CloudDragon
09-25-2007, 05:22 AM
Yes, last year when I was living in the dorms. I had just met this chick, but she had already known some dudes I'd been friends with for awhile. She asked me out of the blue:
"Do you think I'm a virgin?"
Basically answering that question was a lose-lose situation for me.
Rengori
09-25-2007, 05:27 AM
Yes, last year when I was living in the dorms. I had just met this chick, but she had already known some dudes I'd been friends with for awhile. She asked me out of the blue:
"Do you think I'm a virgin?"
Basically answering that question was a lose-lose situation for me.
Answer, "How should I know?"
Yamaneko
09-25-2007, 05:28 AM
Just remember; the dinosaurs do not actually grow to their advertised size.
CloudDragon
09-25-2007, 05:30 AM
Well that's basically what I said. Knowing this girl now, answering yes would have produced her saying, "What you do think I'm pretty enough/hot enough to have sex?"
Answering now would have resulted in, "Do you think I'm a slut/whatever/blah/blah/blah?"
Fatal Impurity
09-25-2007, 05:37 AM
I need a soul too...my last one I had I sold at a yard sale for 99 cents. Just imagine my shock and disbelief when i realised I didn't in fact live in America.
As for wierd questions I once got asked "Where can I find some pussy?" by some drunk ex-convicts...
Markus. D
09-25-2007, 08:43 AM
I once was asked by a co-worker how many lives of cuddly kittens since asking him to buy GW.
:S Long story.
TyphoonThaReapa
09-25-2007, 08:46 AM
Souls huh? I can get you one from one of my bitches. But, as the P.I.M.P I am, it'll cost ya' 500. I'll even throw in some specials on me. f f freak (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/f%2Bf%2Bfreak.html) and , if your lucky, Essencia (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/ess%25EAncia.html). That's three souls from three of my finest products...:cool:
Radje
09-25-2007, 01:01 PM
Don't lie, you want it for yourself.
Chemical
09-25-2007, 02:58 PM
http://www.elitparfum.com.ua/products_pictures/Boss%20Soul_b.jpg
Is men's okay?
Bunny
09-25-2007, 03:29 PM
Yes, last year when I was living in the dorms. I had just met this chick, but she had already known some dudes I'd been friends with for awhile. She asked me out of the blue:
"Do you think I'm a virgin?"
Basically answering that question was a lose-lose situation for me.
Answer, "How should I know?"
"But I would enjoy finding out."
I was once asked by a girl I was involved with the following question: "Do you love me?"
I said no and she cried. What an idiot.
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