Lessons learned from a sandwhich

[theundeadhero]

We join our heroes as the enjoy a day at the park

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An interesting question

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Flashback!

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The city of Oaktown

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A speck in the sky

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It's Sandwhich Man!

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Our hero hears a cry for help

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Monsters attacking a boy!

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Zap! Kerpow!

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Criminal justice

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and a motto to live by

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Part one of our adventure is over. Is this where our two legendary heroes join up? Why were those monsters attacking the boy? Keep watching for a much larger adventure.

[fire_of_avalon]

I'm so glad to be a monster. And I love you, tuh!

[theundeadhero]

Glad to be a monster and not turned into a sandwhich.

[Levian]

Haha, nice! Been missing these :D

[Jojee]

Wasn't there one with a bunch of evil monkeys x]

[theundeadhero]

All the past ones I could find. I don't remember if there is more or not. I guess I never finished that last one either, but don't worry, this one is just waiting to be posted in succession. These make a lot less sense when you go back and read them without already knowing the plot :p

http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/61161-sandwhich-man.html

http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/68311-deli-murderer-tale-simple-coincedence.html

http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/77380-every-sandwhich-begins-bread-does.html

http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/88739-crime-vigilantes.html

[Loony BoB]

Ahaha, he's back. :D

[Flying Mullet]

Awesomesauce! I saw the thread title and hoped it was more Sandwich Man adventures. Good stuff! :thumb:

[Shauna]

Yay! <3

[demondude]

Keep 'em coming. :)

[Psychotic]

Hahahaha Miriel's face. :laugh:

[Sergeant Hartman]

Epic.

[Cz]

The whole world must learn from this story. Let the word go forth from this time and place: If you break the law will end up as a sandwich.

[Agrias]

tuh rocks my world. ;o

[fire_of_avalon]

hey, someone with more time than I have really needs to archive all of these. BoB do it.

[Yamaneko]

He's been promoted since his last adventure. It's clear he needs some new powers.

[theundeadhero]

Our heroes truly meet for the first time

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The sentence that changed a boys life forever

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A chase through the city

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Meanwhile, the evil Dr Yams

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A plan foiled

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Dire news indeed

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An imprisoned hero meets his fate

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It's a Super Psy monster!

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Will the boy be able to keep up with our Sandwhich Man? Just why did the evil Dr Yams send monsters after him? Will the Super Psy monster really be powerful enough to destroy Sandwhich Man?! Wait and watch to find out

[Shauna]

:excited:

What could happen!?

[Chimp]

I do not approve of this!

[bipper]

Sandwich man? Holy sodomy batman!

[Shlup]

I'm suddenly craving PEZ.

[theundeadhero]

Sandwhich Man follows the monster while being followed by the boy

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He soon finds what he needs

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It's a sneak attack!

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A fight ensues

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A stunning victory

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Admiration from the shadows

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It isn't over yet

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This looks bad for our hero

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What will happen next? What will the sorcoresses spells do to Sandwhich Man? Will Dr Yams get away with his plans? There's only one way to find out.

[Agrias]

oh the horror!!!! WHAT SHALL WE DOOOOOooooooo D:

[Fonzie]

Honestly, I saw Paul's death coming.

[Shauna]

Oh no! Sandwhich man! :(

[Flying Mullet]

The world is dooooooomed!

[Loony BoB]

Wark!

[Iceglow]

*waits to see if the iceglow gets a feature role in this new adventure of sandwich man :D*

I need a hero!!! He's gotta be undead and he's gotta be rotting from the fight!

[Quindiana Jones]

It warms my heart to see Paul defeated. Make sure somebody eats him.

[I Don't Need A Name]

GASP!! PAULS A SANDWICH :eek:

[Jess]

Paul sandwich? :jess:

[Iceglow]

Jess that only happens once a year...in birmingham :D

[theundeadhero]

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The boy runs out from hiding

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A daring rescue

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A ride into the night

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Back at his house the boy brings Sandwhich Man back to health

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In turn, Sandwhich Man agrees to grant him super sandwhich powers. He blasts some with with energy...

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The boy is instructed to eat the food

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Subboy is born!

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In our next adventure Sandwhich Man, with his new partner Subboy, will go back and take on the evil Dr Yams!

[Quindiana Jones]

I wish I could ride BoB.

[Jess]

Hey, he grew a 'tash when he became Subboy! :jess:


Jess that only happens once a year...in birmingham :D
Oh, you! :jess:

[Shauna]

Go Subboy! :cool:

[Psychotic]

I only just realised that I lost that fight. I thought that I won!

[Quindiana Jones]

Being turned into a sandwich is kind of a win. So, if you think about it, when you fight Sandwich Man, you win even if you lose.

[Jess]

Until you get eaten.

[Quindiana Jones]

Depends who eats you.

[theundeadhero]

Sandwhich Man and Subboy head back towards Dr Yams' hideout.

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Once outside they form a plan

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Sandwhich Man confronts Dr Yams

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It's an ambush!

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It's a double ambush!

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The sorcoresses are doomed now.

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It's a double decker sandwhich! Dr Yams is at his end

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The adventure is over, but our story isn't finished yet.

[Jess]

Goodbye Dr Yams! :jess:

[Psychotic]

I can't be the only one who detected phallic imagery!

[Azalar]

I can't be the only one who detected phallic imagery!

I too detected these images.
Maybe my mind is just playing with me.

I wanna be a Sandwhich now.

I would be a, errrrrrrm, Ham and Cheese with Salad Cream sandwhich.