~[E0fF FrEeSTYle, holmes.]~

[bipper]

Yeah, so after I got done here: http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/109197-eoff-member-tournament.html

I was inspired to create an epic failure myself (aside from myself. My Mom gets the credit there.) I do take full credit for Rengori, but that is just a let down in itself, even for an epic failure. So with out consulting Marick, the goe of fail, I decided to try it myself.

Here are the rules. I need to to freestyle at least four lines about the poster above you. Don't put to much work into it, or I won't believe it is free style. You can thank me later.

(null) is cool
he dint follow the rules
he didn't post something about the poster above em
so I shoved him in the oven.

[Psychotic]

bipper likes cheese
covered in bees
He's such a freak
and looks like a leek.
PEACE.

[Old Manus]

Psychotic, he's exotic
Name a sexual disease, hes got it
Get caught with him, get caught chlamydia
fool I pity ya
etc

EDIT: also in before typhoon

[Quindiana Jones]

Old Manus, what da hell?
Mold Anus, it sure do smell.
He may touch kiddies,
But at least he doesn't suck as much as that loser Psychotic, who looks and smells like he died 47 years ago and is still decomposing.

YO.

[rubah]

quin drinks his tonic
Like a man he drinks it

So hearty and so blithe
Just kick him in the side

~

[SammieBabe]

Ruuuubbbbaahhhhhhh
I bet she has nice boooobbaaahhhsss
If you see them you'll go WWWOOOOOOOHAAAAAAHHH
No one can resist our ruuuubbbbbaaahhhhhh

[Agrias]

who's this above?
why its sammiebabe, love.
her sig has nice eyes
like big ocean pies

WIN!