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Rengori
10-03-2007, 06:58 AM
...would you hit it?

Ouch!
10-03-2007, 08:18 AM
You might want to start a revival of the worship of the ancient Greek gods; your wish may just come true.

NeoCracker
10-03-2007, 08:22 AM
No. Gods an Ass.

I may be Desperate, but I have my limits. And all the :skull::skull::skull::skull: she's pulled and allows to get pulled in her name, as far as I'm concerned she's a giant tool.

Old Manus
10-03-2007, 08:33 AM
I hear he fakes it.

Araciel
10-03-2007, 09:20 AM
i'd change lanes without signaling and say

'this is for the dinosaurs you bitch'

Randgris
10-03-2007, 09:35 AM
If God was a chick He'll probably look ridiculous in a bikini.

Dude, God is like almost 7 billion years old. Even if He's all imortal and everyting. That's like hitting on a 102 year old grandma :eep:

Loony BoB
10-03-2007, 10:24 AM
Only if she asked nicely and was serious about the relationship...

Tallulah
10-03-2007, 10:26 AM
Who's to say She isn't... ;)

Captain Maxx Power
10-03-2007, 11:32 AM
No way, if I got on the wrong side of Her I'd be turned into a pillar of salt or something.

Rostum
10-03-2007, 12:11 PM
No strings attached? Sure.

Bunny
10-03-2007, 12:16 PM
Only if it was a threesome with Satan.

Breine
10-03-2007, 12:17 PM
Only if she's not incorporial.. otherwise it would just be kinda strange :hat:

Fonzie
10-03-2007, 01:26 PM
Wouldn't hit it with my truck.

Mirage
10-03-2007, 01:34 PM
If God was a chick He'll probably look ridiculous in a bikini.

Dude, God is like almost 7 billion years old. Even if He's all imortal and everyting. That's like hitting on a 102 year old grandma :eep:

Almost 7 billion years old? I thought god was eternal.

Fonzie
10-03-2007, 01:38 PM
If God was a chick He'll probably look ridiculous in a bikini.

Dude, God is like almost 7 billion years old. Even if He's all imortal and everyting. That's like hitting on a 102 year old grandma :eep:

Almost 7 billion years old? I thought god was eternal.

*wags finger*

Peegee
10-03-2007, 01:55 PM
eternal? That means he's existed for infinite years before I existed, and since you can't count to infinity...

*head asplodes because pg used a non-numeric value as a value and applied (il)logic to it*

xD

If God were a female my worldview would be doubly confused.

Mirage
10-03-2007, 01:57 PM
Actually, I'm pretty sure God can gender-swap any time it wants.

The Summoner of Leviathan
10-03-2007, 02:17 PM
I find it funny that people are using the male pronoun when talking about God being female.

Eternal means simply there is no beginning nor a end and that it simply always existed.

No, I would not hit it. Seriously, what if she had a STI? Plus girls just don't do it for me. Another thing is, have you ever seen a mortal well off after he did it with a goddess? Hmmm? According to the Ancient Greeks, if a guy slept with a goddess he would become impotent afterwards (though I think Aphrodite was the exception).

Bunny
10-03-2007, 03:33 PM
Actually, I'm pretty sure God can gender-swap any time it wants.

That would be so fun.

escobert
10-03-2007, 04:09 PM
If she's bangin then hell ya

oddler
10-03-2007, 04:27 PM
Only if it was a threesome with Satan.

Ah, such is life. It seems they always get to be the ones on the outside, though.

Winner
10-03-2007, 04:29 PM
If she's bangin then hell ya

couldnt of put it better;)

Namelessfengir
10-03-2007, 04:34 PM
id tap "her"

Comet
10-03-2007, 06:19 PM
Yeah, I'd hit it.

Jess
10-03-2007, 06:26 PM
I'm not that way inclined.

Huckleberry Quin
10-03-2007, 06:29 PM
Maybe so, but you still would.

Bunny
10-03-2007, 06:41 PM
I'm not that way inclined.

Sweet, sweet omnipotent booty? You'd totally hit that, Jess. Come on now.

cloud21zidane16
10-03-2007, 11:52 PM
probably not;) if we broke up id still be stuck in the same place as her for eternity:p

LunarWeaver
10-04-2007, 12:04 AM
I'm afraid definitely not, but I would give her a complimentary pat on the back and a thank you for the offer. :magus:

Azalar
10-04-2007, 01:20 AM
Whos to say that "Gods" and "Satan" are not female =P
If God was offering, and she was free, id tap it, and depending what she'd do, I might tap it twice.

And by do, I mean like a big house or something.

41-Inches-Wide
10-04-2007, 01:24 AM
I won't. But I'd fap to that. :kaoclove:

Vincent, Thunder God
10-06-2007, 05:11 AM
Uh - no?

Steve
10-06-2007, 07:11 AM
Wait you're asking me if I wouldn't like to be able to say to the catholic church when they call me a heathen or a heretic "sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'm still banging your god" Hell yeah I'd hit that!

Nominus Experse
10-06-2007, 07:59 AM
Of course I would sanctify my penis. I would then be wearing a lovely halo about my member for the rest of my life.

Fuck, I might even shoot lightning after that, har har har

Peter_20
10-06-2007, 08:06 AM
I think God should've been a hermaphrodite.

theundeadhero
10-06-2007, 12:25 PM
I would be pretty freaked out if the next savour called me Daddy.

Polaris
10-06-2007, 12:44 PM
I'm a chick therefore I'm God! :D

Steve
10-06-2007, 03:31 PM
I would be pretty freaked out if the next savour called me Daddy.

Even worse if God called you daddy in the sex...oh yes.

Caraliz
10-07-2007, 08:31 PM
Yes, everyone would want to hit it, but God's very selective about who he/she hits. :monster: