If God was a chick...

[Rengori]

...would you hit it?

[Ouch!]

You might want to start a revival of the worship of the ancient Greek gods; your wish may just come true.

[NeoCracker]

No. Gods an Ass.

I may be Desperate, but I have my limits. And all the :skull::skull::skull::skull: she's pulled and allows to get pulled in her name, as far as I'm concerned she's a giant tool.

[Old Manus]

I hear he fakes it.

[Araciel]

i'd change lanes without signaling and say

'this is for the dinosaurs you bitch'

[Randgris]

If God was a chick He'll probably look ridiculous in a bikini.

Dude, God is like almost 7 billion years old. Even if He's all imortal and everyting. That's like hitting on a 102 year old grandma :eep:

[Loony BoB]

Only if she asked nicely and was serious about the relationship...

[Tallulah]

Who's to say She isn't... ;)

[Captain Maxx Power]

No way, if I got on the wrong side of Her I'd be turned into a pillar of salt or something.

[Rostum]

No strings attached? Sure.

[Bunny]

Only if it was a threesome with Satan.

[Breine]

Only if she's not incorporial.. otherwise it would just be kinda strange :hat:

[Fonzie]

Wouldn't hit it with my truck.

[Mirage]

If God was a chick He'll probably look ridiculous in a bikini.

Dude, God is like almost 7 billion years old. Even if He's all imortal and everyting. That's like hitting on a 102 year old grandma :eep:

Almost 7 billion years old? I thought god was eternal.

[Fonzie]

If God was a chick He'll probably look ridiculous in a bikini.

Dude, God is like almost 7 billion years old. Even if He's all imortal and everyting. That's like hitting on a 102 year old grandma :eep:

Almost 7 billion years old? I thought god was eternal.

*wags finger*

[Peegee]

eternal? That means he's existed for infinite years before I existed, and since you can't count to infinity...

*head asplodes because pg used a non-numeric value as a value and applied (il)logic to it*

xD

If God were a female my worldview would be doubly confused.

[Mirage]

Actually, I'm pretty sure God can gender-swap any time it wants.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I find it funny that people are using the male pronoun when talking about God being female.

Eternal means simply there is no beginning nor a end and that it simply always existed.

No, I would not hit it. Seriously, what if she had a STI? Plus girls just don't do it for me. Another thing is, have you ever seen a mortal well off after he did it with a goddess? Hmmm? According to the Ancient Greeks, if a guy slept with a goddess he would become impotent afterwards (though I think Aphrodite was the exception).

[Bunny]

Actually, I'm pretty sure God can gender-swap any time it wants.

That would be so fun.

[escobert]

If she's bangin then hell ya

[oddler]

Only if it was a threesome with Satan.

Ah, such is life. It seems they always get to be the ones on the outside, though.

[Winner]

If she's bangin then hell ya

couldnt of put it better;)

[Namelessfengir]

id tap "her"

[Comet]

Yeah, I'd hit it.

[Jess]

I'm not that way inclined.

[Quindiana Jones]

Maybe so, but you still would.

[Bunny]

I'm not that way inclined.

Sweet, sweet omnipotent booty? You'd totally hit that, Jess. Come on now.

[cloud21zidane16]

probably not;) if we broke up id still be stuck in the same place as her for eternity:p

[LunarWeaver]

I'm afraid definitely not, but I would give her a complimentary pat on the back and a thank you for the offer. :magus:

[Azalar]

Whos to say that "Gods" and "Satan" are not female =P
If God was offering, and she was free, id tap it, and depending what she'd do, I might tap it twice.

And by do, I mean like a big house or something.

[41-Inches-Wide]

I won't. But I'd fap to that. :kaoclove:

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Uh - no?

[Iceglow]

Wait you're asking me if I wouldn't like to be able to say to the catholic church when they call me a heathen or a heretic "sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'm still banging your god" Hell yeah I'd hit that!

[Nominus Experse]

Of course I would sanctify my penis. I would then be wearing a lovely halo about my member for the rest of my life.

Fuck, I might even shoot lightning after that, har har har

[Peter_20]

I think God should've been a hermaphrodite.

[theundeadhero]

I would be pretty freaked out if the next savour called me Daddy.

[Polaris]

I'm a chick therefore I'm God! :D

[Iceglow]

I would be pretty freaked out if the next savour called me Daddy.

Even worse if God called you daddy in the sex...oh yes.

[Caraliz]

Yes, everyone would want to hit it, but God's very selective about who he/she hits. :monster: