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demondude
10-03-2007, 08:05 PM
The chicken or the egg?
Quindiana Jones
10-03-2007, 08:06 PM
Which one's male?
cloud21zidane16
10-03-2007, 08:07 PM
The egg, i say some sort of science reaction created it;)
Peegee
10-03-2007, 08:12 PM
The chicken. The egg is created with the fertilized chicken egg...haha confusing inside it.

At least that's the story I'm going with. Wikipedia time!

edit: but seriously, the egg came first. A proto chicken laid it, and it became a less proto chicken. Etc.
Levian
10-03-2007, 09:56 PM
The egg! Dinosaurs layed eggs before the chicken existed.
Polaris
10-03-2007, 09:58 PM
The chicken! God created a chicken and then ordered her to lay eggs! muahahaha
Vivisteiner
10-03-2007, 09:59 PM
Egg.

It is scientifically the most plausible solution.


And they tast great in a green chilli and onion omelette.
The Unknown Guru
10-03-2007, 10:40 PM
The egg.

What laid the first true chicken egg was very similar to a true chicken but it wasn't quite identical. It lays slightly mutated egg, chicken pops out.
I Don't Need A Name
10-03-2007, 10:42 PM
the egg all the way
oddler
10-04-2007, 12:26 AM
Egg is my answer because eggs taste better than chicken. Take that, logic.
Jessweeee♪
10-04-2007, 12:50 AM
EGG!

...because I ruined your poll and voted Chicken.
qwertysaur
10-04-2007, 12:52 AM
The chocobo!!:choc:
i_like_ff8
10-04-2007, 12:55 AM
EGG!!!!
Azalar
10-04-2007, 01:16 AM
Well, You see, Cave Men and Dinosaurs used to worship the great Chicken Lord. and he sent down his Son. The Chicken, The chicken laid an egg and it got nicked by a giant up a beanstalk, until some Chav called Jack nicked it off him and did one with it.
So then what happened was the Giant had a fight with the Chicken Lord.
Then some dude called Mr. Ramsey came along, killed the chicken, cooked it and ate it, and then shrank himself to walk the earth.

in simple terms, There was something much like a chicken which laid the egg, so the egg came first.
mooglebunni608
10-04-2007, 01:42 AM
Well, the egg would need a chicken to hatch, so I say chicken ><
Spammerman
10-04-2007, 02:22 AM
There is no beginning to a circle. But if you want one, then the bacteria that is the origin of life in terms of science. Or God wanted to be funny and he was like here, lets have a bird that cant fly. And he made a chicken.
Rengori
10-04-2007, 02:42 AM
The egg, but the day the chicken came around was a great day indeed, and even better when the Colonel came along.
Spammerman
10-04-2007, 02:45 AM
in simple terms, There was something much like a chicken which laid the egg, so the egg came first.

yes! People think the way i do!
Azalar
10-04-2007, 03:41 AM
As Chickens are Females. The Egg MUST have come first. *Cough*
Yamaneko
10-04-2007, 05:30 AM
in simple terms, There was something much like a chicken which laid the egg, so the egg came first.

yes! People think the way i do!
Gross simplification, but accurate.
escobert
10-04-2007, 05:31 AM
Egg of course.
Lynx
10-04-2007, 05:41 AM
a question ive wondered more about is. who first cracked open an egg and thought "i should eat this"?

my guess would be the egg though.
Araciel
10-04-2007, 05:42 AM
The egg.

What laid the first true chicken egg was very similar to a true chicken but it wasn't quite identical. It lays slightly mutated egg, chicken pops out.

yes.
rubah
10-04-2007, 06:56 AM
Going to have to go with chicken here.
Randgris
10-04-2007, 07:17 AM
The chicken, in the Bible and Dictionary (Hey C comes first before E OK?) :D
Rostum
10-04-2007, 07:39 AM
http://www.snorgtees.com/images/WhichCameFirst_Fullpic_1.gif
escobert
10-04-2007, 07:41 AM
http://www.snorgtees.com/images/WhichCameFirst_Fullpic_1.gif

Win.
blackmage_nuke
10-04-2007, 08:55 AM
Well the chicken doesnt come from the egg, it is the egg from which it is born, without the chicken the egg wouldnt be an egg, it would just be an empty white shell and easter would now commercially revolve around easter fetuses made of chocolate but thats besided the point. The egg however which isnt part of a chicken comes from the chicken rather than being the chicken from which it came unlike the chicken which is being the egg from wence it came.

So egg

Evolution says egg too
Loony BoB
10-04-2007, 10:04 AM
God's creation = Chicken.
Without God's creation = Egg.

So it all comes down to beliefs.
Azalar
10-04-2007, 10:25 AM
http://www.snorgtees.com/images/WhichCameFirst_Fullpic_1.gif

Thats where I got my last post from. Lol.
But yeah, this picture pretty much clears it up, as people would have to know which came first, chicken or egg, for this to be remotely funny.
Lawr
10-04-2007, 11:32 AM
Obviously the Chicken. Well, if you believe in Christianity anyway.
Bunny
10-04-2007, 12:32 PM
I deny the existence of chickens.
Jess
10-04-2007, 01:05 PM
I'll say the egg came first. :jess:
aquatius
10-04-2007, 06:08 PM
Obviously the Chicken. Without a mother chicken, there would be nothing to warm the egg, and thus, it would die.
Yamaneko
10-04-2007, 06:59 PM
God's creation = Chicken.
Without God's creation = Egg.

So it all comes down to beliefs.
Belief doesn't make something true.
Vivisteiner
10-04-2007, 07:03 PM
God's creation = Chicken.
Without God's creation = Egg.

So it all comes down to beliefs.
Belief doesn't make something true.
It also depends upon what God you believe in.


And whether you can read.
Shauna
10-04-2007, 07:17 PM
Obviously the Chicken. Without a mother chicken, there would be nothing to warm the egg, and thus, it would die.

Well, there was a chicken-like creature warming the egg. ;) So, it does not die!

And Egg, for reasons already stated in this thread. :D