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Laddy
10-05-2007, 01:44 AM
Hello, dear EoFF, welcome to the unofficial marriage of...

Leen-Leen and Goldenboko!!!

Take a seat, write some speeches, it's party time!

The actual marriage will be made official... Wednesday, I will unite the two into holy matrimony, when they are both on, we shall celebrate the legal joining of these two lovebrids/lovebokos.

I shall give a speech.

To the dear bride and groom,

I am early pleased with your powerful romance and I hope you remain intact in this blissful romance, seperate from those who wish you discord. I desire peace between you two beautiful souls, and your very meeting truly meant something. May all of us, young and old, female or male, n00b and veteran, FFVII and FFXII fans, join to celebrate this happy occassion, in which two young lovers are united in an unseperable romance, may we celebrate the laughs, the joys, and ultimately, the love these two have given us, my dear Leen-Leen and Goldenboko, may your years together be long and harmonious, I wish you much luck, and I hope and desire a peaceful future for you both.

-Laddy

Now, we need signatures, drinks, and more speeches! EVERYONE MUST ATTEND TUESDAY! Good luck, an may the party begin, my friends!!!

Psychotic
10-05-2007, 01:48 AM
I have a feeling that this is going to be a great thread.

JackNapier
10-05-2007, 01:56 AM
Oh god no.

Goldenboko
10-05-2007, 01:56 AM
Uh-Oh guys we have to delay this wedding! I didn't want to say but Leeny-Leen went for surgery for a She probably wouldn't want me announcing her business nice try :(
That was on Monday... I dun know if the bride will be ready for Tuesday :crying:

EDIT- Laddy your offer touches me greatly, let this be a success~

Laddy
10-05-2007, 02:01 AM
Then Wednesday it is!

Goldenboko
10-05-2007, 02:02 AM
Then Wednesday it is!

Mn... Yes, :plotting:

Now if you would excuse me, I need to find me a tux, and expensive tux. Anyone got recommendations on where to buy from? And don't you say Men's Wearhouse, they ripped off of 100 bucks!

Shiny
10-05-2007, 02:06 AM
Can I film the honeymoon?

Jessweeee♪
10-05-2007, 02:28 AM
:kaocheer: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY :kaocheer:

Evastio
10-05-2007, 02:39 AM
...?!

Marriage? Already?

Rengori
10-05-2007, 02:40 AM
Can I film the honeymoon?

Can I plan the honeymoon?

Goldenboko
10-05-2007, 03:00 AM
Can I film the honeymoon?

Can I plan the honeymoon?

This is the wedding thread people :0

PS- Post if you want to be the best man!

Rengori
10-05-2007, 03:03 AM
I want to be the best man!

Iceglow
10-05-2007, 03:03 AM
You need to go to either Mens Warehouse or the tuxedo store.

Lawr
10-05-2007, 03:06 AM
Have fun.

Evastio
10-05-2007, 03:11 AM
PS- Post if you want to be the best man!
Should I try to be the best man? It looks like there's going to be some competition for this posi<b></b>tion.

May the best man win.

Jojee
10-05-2007, 03:14 AM
It might be a great thread if Laddy wrote in a color that you can read in EoFF 2.0 :(

Rengori
10-05-2007, 03:23 AM
It might be a great thread if Laddy wrote in a color that you can read in EoFF 2.0 :(

Or EoFF classic.

Laddy
10-05-2007, 03:45 AM
How's this?

Goldenboko
10-05-2007, 03:46 AM
How's this?

It should be Yellow! Like me :D

Jessweeee♪
10-05-2007, 03:46 AM
Better n.n

Rengori
10-05-2007, 03:48 AM
How's this?
How about this?

Laddy
10-05-2007, 03:48 AM
How about now?

Goldenboko
10-05-2007, 03:49 AM
How about now?

Yes, now edit all of your old posts!

Laddy
10-05-2007, 04:02 AM
Damn, the minister just had a suprisingly hard task, dammit! :mad:

Goldenboko
10-05-2007, 04:05 AM
You did an excellent job though :D but...

Now, we need signatures, drinks, and more speeches! EVERYONE MUST ATTEND TUESDAY!

Isn't that suppose to be Wednesday?

Laddy
10-05-2007, 04:06 AM
Dammit! Sorry, my groom...

oddler
10-05-2007, 05:06 AM
I want to catch the bouquet. :choc2:

Arc_Master_14
10-05-2007, 05:15 AM
OH I WANNA BE A BRIDES MAID LOL jk haha

James Leopold
10-05-2007, 07:42 AM
I'll be the chimney sweep.

Levian
10-05-2007, 07:54 AM
Oh god no.

Mascara not waterproof eh?

Clawsze
10-05-2007, 07:58 AM
Awesome!!! I'm taking offers for booze/virtual booze so if you want any, just ask me and it shall be here on the Wedding.
Heh, wedding on EoFF, never thought it would happen.

Araciel
10-05-2007, 08:12 AM
I'll make the coffins.

Old Manus
10-05-2007, 09:03 AM
Oh god

Azalar
10-05-2007, 10:09 AM
Can I film the honeymoon?

Can I plan the honeymoon?

Can I sell copies of the Honeymoon on DVD?

Sergeant Hartman
10-05-2007, 10:48 AM
boko, you know what to do :hat:

theundeadhero
10-05-2007, 11:08 AM
Heh, wedding on EoFF, never thought it would happen.
It's happened several times before. I remember one at the end of 2004 I decided to be the preacher. A slurring drunk preacher. Heck, just look at Jojee. She's married to half the people that used to post here, including me.

KoShiatar
10-05-2007, 11:14 AM
This is awesome.

NeoCracker
10-05-2007, 05:24 PM
I'm sleeping with your Bride Boko.

I'd say I was ashamed, but I'm not.

So I offer you my most insincere apology and a Fruit Basket.

Goldenboko
10-05-2007, 05:29 PM
I'm sleeping with your Bride Boko.

I'd say I was ashamed, but I'm not.

So I offer you my most insincere apology and a Fruit Basket.

Your the 1 millionth person to say that, come on man try and be original.

Oh, but I will take that fruit basket.

NeoCracker
10-05-2007, 05:31 PM
Fine, you want the Truth.

Me and Leen are one in the same.

YEs Boko, the truth is I am your Bride.

There, I said it.

demondude
10-05-2007, 05:37 PM
Oh joy a fake internet marriage!

Crimson
10-05-2007, 05:38 PM
can I film the hot smecks after the wedding and then put it on youtube? =D

Shauna
10-05-2007, 05:51 PM
Happy Interweb Days!

Quindiana Jones
10-05-2007, 06:10 PM
I wish Levian had accepted me. :(

JackNapier
10-06-2007, 02:41 AM
Oh god no.

Mascara not waterproof eh?

'Fraid not. :(

Cookie
10-06-2007, 02:45 AM
What the fuck?

qwertysaur
10-06-2007, 02:54 AM
Yay! I love weddings!

oddler
10-06-2007, 03:21 AM
Everyone realizes that Tuesday will be the bachelor party, correct?

Goldenboko
10-06-2007, 03:53 AM
Everyone realizes that Tuesday will be the bachelor party, correct?

:mwahaha:
It will be my last night of freedom :p

Tasura
10-06-2007, 04:45 AM
Awesome!!! I'm taking offers for booze/virtual booze so if you want any, just ask me and it shall be here on the Wedding.
Heh, wedding on EoFF, never thought it would happen.

It wouldn't be the first. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/60881-wedding.html)

Clawsze
10-06-2007, 08:55 AM
Everyone realizes that Tuesday will be the bachelor party, correct?

:mwahaha:
It will be my last night of freedom :p

Savour it my friend.

Rengori
10-06-2007, 08:57 AM
Everyone realizes that Tuesday will be the bachelor party, correct?

:mwahaha:
It will be my last night of freedom :p

Savour it my friend.

And savour the robotic penis you will have inplanted when you pass out drunk and sexed out.

Captain Maxx Power
10-06-2007, 11:08 AM
I'll be the bitter drunk cousin who tries to hit on the bridesmaid with crude jokes. For my own information who is the bridesmaid so I may partake of said hitting on?

demondude
10-06-2007, 11:37 AM
I'll be the local newspaper article writer.

One man and his slave.

It was a cold windy thursday and everyone was crowding inside their houses for warmth.
But one boy had a much better plan his two internet "friends" who had a cyber relationship had an idea and despite not ever seeing each other in person the keen couple went through with it anyway.

So one man many know as laddy was forced by his friends to slave over a computer and host a wedding ceremony this disgusting display of peer pressure can only confirm one thing.
This will not be any normal internet wedding I have spoken to many eyes on final fantasy members one commented on how scary it is one merely quivered in his shoes.
So far only one thing can be confirmed something much more sinister is going on.

Chris massey

KentaRawr!
10-06-2007, 11:47 AM
Marriages make it that much more sad when they break up.

But for the time being, congratulations, Boko! Don't worry be happy now! Wooo-oo-oo-oooo-oo-oo-oo-ooo-oo-oooo-wee-ooo...wee-eee-woo-ooo-wee-ooo... -wee-wo-wee-wo-wa.

Polaris
10-06-2007, 12:43 PM
WTF??? why didn't I remember this before with Stoner??:whimper: Anyway congrats!

Can I take the rings??:D

Goldenboko
10-06-2007, 02:00 PM
Everyone realizes that Tuesday will be the bachelor party, correct?

:mwahaha:
It will be my last night of freedom :p

Savour it my friend.

And savour the robotic penis you will have inplanted when you pass out drunk and sexed out.

o.0 wtf?


I'll be the bitter drunk cousin who tries to hit on the bridesmaid with crude jokes. For my own information who is the bridesmaid so I may partake of said hitting on?

Actually we don't know yet :laughing:
Post if you want to be the bridesmaid!

Jessweeee♪
10-06-2007, 03:16 PM
Only one bridesmade? What about Maid of Honor o.o

...and I wanna be the flower girl!

scrumpleberry
10-06-2007, 03:30 PM
I'll provide the cuisine.

In cookie form!

Arc_Master_14
10-06-2007, 03:40 PM
I'll provide the cuisine.

In cookie form!
COOKIES!:eek: :eek: :eek:

No.78
10-06-2007, 03:54 PM
Internetz are serious business!

Arc_Master_14
10-06-2007, 03:59 PM
Internetz are serious business! This is seriousSeriously funny

Goldenboko
10-06-2007, 05:17 PM
Only one bridesmade? What about Maid of Honor o.o

...and I wanna be the flower girl!

I dun know how it works, do I look like the bride? We'll let someone else handle the bride crap :P

rubah
10-06-2007, 05:34 PM
aaaawwww~ xD

41-Inches-Wide
10-06-2007, 05:39 PM
STOP THIS WEDDING LEEN-LEEN IS MINE :kaoclove:

Vincent, Thunder God
10-07-2007, 02:34 AM
Only one bridesmade? What about Maid of Honor o.o

...and I wanna be the flower girl!

I dun know how it works, do I look like the bride? We'll let someone else handle the bride crap :P

I'll be the best man. :p

Momiji
10-07-2007, 04:51 AM
I'll be the guy flirting with the girls at the reception.

:kaoclove: Heeeeeey ladies~

Evastio
10-07-2007, 05:00 AM
So what's the official list of the posi<b></b>tions?

The Summoner of Leviathan
10-07-2007, 05:03 AM
Heh, wedding on EoFF, never thought it would happen.
It's happened several times before. I remember one at the end of 2004 I decided to be the preacher. A slurring drunk preacher. Heck, just look at Jojee. She's married to half the people that used to post here, including me.

Awww, you remember tuh <3

I believe the one you were referring to was mine and Yazoo'sQueen's wedding. I still remember parts of it. x-x; Oh those were the days when I was a newb...

Goldenboko
10-07-2007, 05:05 AM
So what's the official list of the posi<b></b>tions?

I want to wait to be able to discuss it with Leeny, but if I don't get to do that by Monday I'll just start handing them out.

Jojee
10-07-2007, 06:09 AM
Heh, wedding on EoFF, never thought it would happen.
It's happened several times before. I remember one at the end of 2004 I decided to be the preacher. A slurring drunk preacher. Heck, just look at Jojee. She's married to half the people that used to post here, including me. I'd say most :| But seeing as how 99.9% of those people no longer post here, it doesn't count anymore. XD

I'll be the one shooting everyone with a big machine gun >]

Lawr
10-07-2007, 06:19 AM
Heh, wedding on EoFF, never thought it would happen.
It's happened several times before. I remember one at the end of 2004 I decided to be the preacher. A slurring drunk preacher. Heck, just look at Jojee. She's married to half the people that used to post here, including me. I'd say most :| But seeing as how 99.9% of those people no longer post here, it doesn't count anymore. XD

I'll be the one shooting everyone with a big machine gun >]

While riding on my motorcycle. You can change my lanes. ;)

Clawsze
10-07-2007, 04:42 PM
As I said, I am the guy who brings the booze, and the Cam-corder.
You have been warned.

Remon
10-07-2007, 06:45 PM
OMG OMG
They're getting married
OMG
*faints*

Rengori
10-07-2007, 11:38 PM
You heard me.

daggertrepe
10-08-2007, 01:49 AM
GoBo is going to cheat on her...

WITH ME!!!!!

Mogi
10-08-2007, 01:53 AM
I CAN BRING THE MOOGLES!!!
:mog:

I mean, seriously... what's a wedding without moogles?

p.s. No flirting with Jesswee. :mad2:
*glares at the Pathetic Poet*

Jessweeee♪
10-08-2007, 02:19 AM
You can't let a chocobo get married without any moogles around!

StarlightAngel
10-08-2007, 02:58 AM
I'll be that one chick in the audience.

qwertysaur
10-08-2007, 03:16 AM
I brought some of the other guests!
:choc::moomba::moomba::choc::choc::mog::choc::choc2::moomba::mog::choc::moomba::choc2::moomba::choc: :mog::choc::choc2::pinkelephant::tonberry::quina::nibbles::monkey::rabite::megamanx::luigi::mukumuku ::mario::magus::goomba::kaoplain::kaohappy::kaolaugh::kaoyatta::kaolove2::kaobeg::kaocry::kaoclove:: kaolove::kaocheer::kaohappy2:kaoindif:

They are so happy to attend the wedding!

Leen-Leen
10-08-2007, 05:44 AM
Marriage?! How unexpected! How outrageous! How hasty! How nice! How thoughtful! How exuberant! How am I supposed to walk down an aisle when I can barely walk now!?

Oh, yeah, Wednesdays bad, I have a doctor's appointment for follow up on the surgery ...

Goldenboko
10-08-2007, 06:26 AM
Marriage?! How unexpected! How outrageous! How hasty! How nice! How thoughtful! How exuberant! How am I supposed to walk down an aisle when I can barely walk now!?

Oh, yeah, Wednesdays bad, I have a doctor's appointment for follow up on the surgery ...
If its bad for Leen-Leen its bad for me! We need a new date!

TyphoonThaReapa
10-08-2007, 08:22 AM
Marriage? Please. It'll be a cold day in hell for me. Can't wait for that day...:rolleyes2...Anyway, congrats! You two are now victims of the MAN!:cool: I'll be the DJ and spittin' some knowledge and good music on the mic.:cool:

Remon
10-08-2007, 08:44 AM
You really getting married :cry:
Cheat on Leen-Leen and i'm taking your gut off!
:D
OO cant wait for the wedding day.I'll bring some ghysal grass with me just in case :p

Jojee
10-08-2007, 09:12 AM
Is it time yet ^_^ *starts the massacre*

Laddy
10-08-2007, 04:10 PM
Then we shall move it to Friday!

Goldenboko
10-08-2007, 05:43 PM
Some mod/admin defiled the title's awesomeness! I blame Leeza.

scrumpleberry
10-08-2007, 05:45 PM
Marriage? Please. It'll be a cold day in hell for me. Can't wait for that day...:rolleyes2...Anyway, congrats! You two are now victims of the MAN!:cool: I'll be the DJ and spittin' some knowledge and good music on the mic.:cool:

In that case, I shall provide earplugs as well as cuisine >:3

Old Manus
10-08-2007, 06:11 PM
If there was any goodness left in the world this thread would be closed until friday.

qwertysaur
10-08-2007, 06:23 PM
Scrumpleberry, bring lots of earplugs.:)
:choc::choc::choc:

Goldenboko
10-08-2007, 06:29 PM
If there was any goodness left in the world this thread would be closed until friday.

lol goodness in world? Dream on Old Manus.

Clawsze
10-08-2007, 08:53 PM
And I shall be the DJ in the other room.
I shall be playing smooth tunes from the likes of My Chemical Romance, Foo Fighters and many others great music mystros.
Basically....MOSH PIT!!!!

Yamaneko
10-08-2007, 08:55 PM
I brought some of the other guests!
:choc::moomba::moomba::choc::choc::mog::choc::choc2::moomba::mog::choc::moomba::choc2::moomba::choc: :mog::choc::choc2::pinkelephant::tonberry::quina::nibbles::monkey::rabite::megamanx::luigi::mukumuku ::mario::magus::goomba::kaoplain::kaohappy::kaolaugh::kaoyatta::kaolove2::kaobeg::kaocry::kaoclove:: kaolove::kaocheer::kaohappy2:kaoindif:

They are so happy to attend the wedding!
And people wonder why suicide is an option.

Jessweeee♪
10-08-2007, 09:02 PM
I brought some of the other guests!
:choc: :moomba: :moomba: :choc: :choc: :mog: :choc: :choc2: :moomba: :mog: :choc: :moomba: :choc2: :moomba: :choc: :mog: :choc: :choc2: :pinkelephant: :tonberry: :quina: :nibbles: :monkey: :rabite: :megamanx: :luigi: :mukumuku: :mario: :magus: :goomba: :kaoplain: :kaohappy: :kaolaugh: :kaoyatta: :kaolove2: :kaobeg: :kaocry: :kaoclove: :kaolove: :kaocheer: :kaohappy2 :kaoindif:

They are so happy to attend the wedding!

You gotta space them out :greenie:

Rengori
10-08-2007, 11:29 PM
And I shall be the DJ in the other room.
I shall be playing smooth tunes from the likes of My Chemical Romance, Foo Fighters and many others great music mystros.
Basically....MOSH PIT!!!!

Wow that's a crappy mosh pit. Play some fucking Cannibal Corpse.

Jessweeee♪
10-08-2007, 11:35 PM
Where's the Odeka de Chocobo?

Chemical
10-08-2007, 11:42 PM
http://www.photocasket.com/funny/00000000marriage.bmp
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/i-has-a-marriage.jpg

TyphoonThaReapa
10-09-2007, 12:26 AM
Marriage? Please. It'll be a cold day in hell for me. Can't wait for that day...:rolleyes2...Anyway, congrats! You two are now victims of the MAN!:cool: I'll be the DJ and spittin' some knowledge and good music on the mic.:cool:

In that case, I shall provide earplugs as well as cuisine >:3


Scrumpleberry, bring lots of earplugs.:)
:choc::choc::choc:

Very well, if you want bad music, you've got it! *invites Soulja Boy*:cool:

Vincent, Thunder God
10-09-2007, 03:01 AM
Marriage? Please. It'll be a cold day in hell for me. Can't wait for that day...:rolleyes2...Anyway, congrats! You two are now victims of the MAN!:cool: I'll be the DJ and spittin' some knowledge and good music on the mic.:cool:

In that case, I shall provide earplugs as well as cuisine >:3


Scrumpleberry, bring lots of earplugs.:)
:choc::choc::choc:

Very well, if you want bad music, you've got it! *invites Soulja Boy*:cool:

"bad music" Frank Zappa anyone? ;)

*hey if some acoustic Zappa is playing I'll offer any bride's maids a dance*

Fonzie
10-09-2007, 03:04 AM
How the hell did I miss this?

Goldenboko
10-09-2007, 03:11 AM
Marriage? Please. It'll be a cold day in hell for me. Can't wait for that day...:rolleyes2...Anyway, congrats! You two are now victims of the MAN!:cool: I'll be the DJ and spittin' some knowledge and good music on the mic.:cool:

In that case, I shall provide earplugs as well as cuisine >:3


Scrumpleberry, bring lots of earplugs.:)
:choc::choc::choc:

Very well, if you want bad music, you've got it! *invites Soulja Boy*:cool:
I HATE soulja boy, if you invite him, you've just thrown out your invitation.


How the hell did I miss this?

You didn't Friday people, Friday.

TyphoonThaReapa
10-09-2007, 03:18 AM
Marriage? Please. It'll be a cold day in hell for me. Can't wait for that day...:rolleyes2...Anyway, congrats! You two are now victims of the MAN!:cool: I'll be the DJ and spittin' some knowledge and good music on the mic.:cool:

In that case, I shall provide earplugs as well as cuisine >:3


Scrumpleberry, bring lots of earplugs.:)
:choc::choc::choc:

Very well, if you want bad music, you've got it! *invites Soulja Boy*:cool:
I HATE soulja boy, if you invite him, you've just thrown out your invitation.


How the hell did I miss this?

You didn't Friday people, Friday.

qwertyxsora and Scrumpleberry started it!!!:tongue:

Fonzie
10-09-2007, 03:19 AM
Marriage? Please. It'll be a cold day in hell for me. Can't wait for that day...:rolleyes2...Anyway, congrats! You two are now victims of the MAN!:cool: I'll be the DJ and spittin' some knowledge and good music on the mic.:cool:

In that case, I shall provide earplugs as well as cuisine >:3


Scrumpleberry, bring lots of earplugs.:)
:choc::choc::choc:

Very well, if you want bad music, you've got it! *invites Soulja Boy*:cool:
I HATE soulja boy, if you invite him, you've just thrown out your invitation.




How the hell did I miss this?

You didn't Friday people, Friday.

qwertyxsora and Scrumpleberry started it!!!:tongue:

Super-Soak that Hoe. YOUUUU.

Rengori
10-09-2007, 03:21 AM
^Reminded of a recent episode of It's Always Sunny

Jessweeee♪
10-09-2007, 03:22 AM
Is it just me or do they play that achey breaky heart song at every wedding/party/dance ever o_o

Psychotic
10-09-2007, 03:22 AM
Stop the quote pyramids or the thread gets closed until Friday. :goofy:

Vincent, Thunder God
10-09-2007, 03:28 AM
Stop the quote pyramids or the thread gets closed until Friday. :goofy:

*quotes just to spite you* :p

Shlup
10-09-2007, 03:35 AM
I do not approve of anything that has happened in this thread.

Goldenboko
10-09-2007, 04:00 AM
:sing: You can tell the world you never was my girl:sing:
:sing: You can burn my clothes when I'm gone:sing:
:sing: Or you can tell your friends just what a fool I've been:sing:
:sing: And laugh and joke about me on the phone:sing:

:sing: You can tell my arms to go back onto the phone:sing:
:sing: You can tell my feet to hit the floor:sing:
:sing: Or you can tell my lilps to tell my fingertips:sing:
:sing: They won't be reaching out for you no more:sing:

:sing: But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart:sing:
:sing: I just don't think it'd understand:sing:
:sing: And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart:sing:
:sing: He might blow up and kill this man:sing:
:sing: Ooo:sing:

:sing: You can tell your ma I moved to Arkansas:sing:
:sing: Or you can tell your dog to bite my leg:sing:
:sing: Or tell your brother Cliff who's fist can tell my lips:sing:
:sing: He never really liked me anyway:sing:

:sing: Oh tell your Aunt Louise, tell anything you please:sing:
:sing: Myself already knows that I'm okay:sing:
:sing: Oh you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind:sing:
:sing: It might be walking out on me today:sing:

:sing: But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart:sing:
:sing: I just don't think it'd understand:sing:
:sing: And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart:sing:
:sing: He might blow up and kill this man:sing:
:sing: Ooo:sing:

:sing: But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart:sing:
:sing: I just don't think it'd understand:sing:
:sing: And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart:sing:
:sing: He might blow up and kill this man:sing:
:sing: Ooo:sing:

:sing: Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart:sing:
:sing: He might blow up and kill this man:sing:
:sing: Ooo:sing:

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

TyphoonThaReapa
10-09-2007, 04:13 AM
Soulja boy in this hoe!
Watch me lean and watch me roll
Watch me crack that Soulja boy and Super Man that hoe!!!
Watch me YYYOOOUUU!!! Crack that Soulja Boy!!!
YYYOOOOUUU!!!! Crack that Soulja Boy!!!!
YYYOOOOUUUU!!!! Crack that Soulja Boy!!!
:cool:

Vincent, Thunder God
10-09-2007, 04:17 AM
:sing:There will come a time when everybody
Who is lonely will be free...
TO SING & DANCE & LOVE


:sing:There will come a time when every evil
That we know will be an evil...
THAT WE CAN RISE ABOVE


:sing:Who cares if hair is long or short
or sprayed or partly grayed...
WE KNOW THAT HAIR AIN'T WHERE IT'S AT


:sing:(there will come a time when you won't
even be ashamed if you are fat!)


:sing:WAH WAH-WAH WAH


:sing:There will come a time when everybody
:sing:Who is lonely will be free...
:sing:TO SING & DANCE & LOVE (dance and love)


:sing:There will come a time when every evil
:sing:that we know will be an evil...
:sing:THAT WE CAN RISE ABOVE (rise above)


:sing:Who cares if you're so poor you can't afford
:sing:To buy a pair of Mod A Go-Go stretch-elastic pants...

Rengori
10-09-2007, 04:28 AM
Just to ruin the mood, here's a song about Mermaid Murder. It's called, Murmaider.

There are no fingerprints
Deep under water
Nothing to tie one to a crime
And if you seek vengeance
All you need are instruments of pain

You need your

Knives, check
Rope, check
Dagger, check
Chains, check
Rocks, check
Laser beams, check
Acid, check
Body bag, check

Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider

But beware
For when you quench your blood thirst
Others will seek vengeance on you
And they won't rest
Until you're dead

They'll have their

Shiv, check
Pipe, check
Hammer, check
Axe, check
Subject, check
Location, check
Desire, check
Vengeance, check

Hold your breath swim and strain
Smell the death can't escape
Blood will could and drift away
Attract the murders of Murmaids
It's so cold they all know

What you've done you can't run
Vengeance is the law for thee
A thousand leagues below the sea
You've been tracked you've been seen
Murdering the next of kin
Ate their hearts drank their blood
Washed your fins in blackened mud
Now you swim try to hide
Heart beats faster from inside
Thought it was a big charade
Your life was ended by Murmaids

Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider

Swords, check
Saws, check
Clubs, check
Claws, check
Hatred, check
Anger, check
Murmaid, check
Murder, check

Murder, Murder, Murmaid Murder

Clawsze
10-09-2007, 09:38 PM
Well if you wanted honesty, That's all you had to say.
I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way.
For all the dirty looks,
For photographs your boyfriend took,
Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor?

I'm not okay.
I'm not okay.
I'm not okay.
You wear me out.

What will it take to show you that it's not the life it seems?
(I'm not okay)
I told you time and time again you sing the words but still don't know what it means
To be a joke and look
Another line without a hook
I held you close as we both shook for the last time
Take a good hard look!

I'm not okay.
I'm not okay.
I'm not okay.
You wear me out.

Forget about the dirty looks
The photographs your boyfriend took
You say you read me like a book, but the pages all are torn and frayed

I'm okay.
I'm okay!
I'm okay, now
(I'm okay, now)

But you really need to listen to me
Because I'm telling you the truth
I mean this, I'm okay!
(Trust me.)

I'm not okay
I'm not okay
Well, I'm not okay
I'm not o-f******-kay
I'm not okay
I'm not okay
(Okay)

Jessweeee♪
10-10-2007, 12:56 AM
OOOH OOH I WANNA PLAY!!!


I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves...

Laddy
10-10-2007, 02:23 AM
I am truly touched by these songs...!

Vincent, Thunder God
10-10-2007, 02:25 AM
I am truly touched by these songs...!

:greenie: A little Frank Zappa is probably good for your health, good Lad Laddy. :lol:

Rengori
10-10-2007, 02:49 AM
I am truly touched by these songs...!

MURMAIDER!

Goldenboko
10-12-2007, 01:57 AM
Few announcements before the wedding.


After much consideration, Vincent Thunder God is my best man! Sorry everyone who didn't make it, but thats my choice.

Flower girl, bride's made, etc, etc all goes to whoever posts and says they want it first.

The wedding is also rescheduled for Saturday, because I won't be home tomorrow, and you can't have a wedding without a groom. The time will be announced later...

Oh, and yeah I did just totally take over :P

Bunny
10-12-2007, 02:02 AM
May I play the part of The Drunk Uncle?

Goldenboko
10-12-2007, 02:05 AM
May I play the part of The Drunk Uncle?

Sounds fun, go for it.

Bunny
10-12-2007, 02:07 AM
I'll wear my best tuxedo shirt and man-thong.

Rengori
10-12-2007, 02:45 AM
You chose VTG over me? That's it, I'm gonna ruin your wedding somehow. For you, not for Leen Leen. I'll make sure she still has a great time.

Goldenboko
10-12-2007, 02:48 AM
You chose VTG over me? That's it, I'm gonna ruin your wedding somehow. For you, not for Leen Leen. I'll make sure she still has a great time.

If Leen-Leen is happy, then I'm happy so if you stick to that you'll automatically fail ;D

You were in second... but I just can't trust you with the ring, if you pulled a "oops I lost it on purpose" I would be screwed, and I could see you doing that.

Jessweeee♪
10-12-2007, 02:49 AM
I wanna be the flower girl o:

Rengori
10-12-2007, 02:50 AM
You chose VTG over me? That's it, I'm gonna ruin your wedding somehow. For you, not for Leen Leen. I'll make sure she still has a great time.

If Leen-Leen is happy, then I'm happy so if you stick to that you'll automatically fail ;D

You were in second... but I just can't trust you with the ring, if you pulled a "oops I lost it on purpose" I would be screwed, and I could see you doing that.

No I wouldn't, now I might have to. And I find your "If Leen Leen is happy I'm happy thing" to be preposterous. Just wait. I'll think of something.

Evastio
10-12-2007, 03:49 AM
You chose VTG over me? That's it, I'm gonna ruin your wedding somehow. For you, not for Leen Leen. I'll make sure she still has a great time.
I'm glad you're leaving Leen-Leen out of it.

Vincent, Thunder God
10-12-2007, 04:15 AM
Well Rengori, if you cause any trouble I shall be the one to put a stop to it.

*rushes off to prepare the rings*

Arc_Master_14
10-12-2007, 04:24 AM
Dibs on wedding crasher Rengori wanna join me?

Rengori
10-12-2007, 04:32 AM
Well Rengori, if you cause any trouble I shall be the one to put a stop to it.

*rushes off to prepare the rings*

NUH-UH
Dibs on wedding crasher Rengori wanna join me?

Why not.

Clawsze
10-12-2007, 05:23 PM
Hey, Bunny, I'm totally getting security for myself when I get the booze, so don't try and mug me, you can take everything you want when it gets to the Reception Party tomorrow.
Also, if ANYONE uses the Pheonix Wright OBJECTION!!! image tomorrow, I will personaly kill them.

Shauna
10-12-2007, 05:57 PM
what the hell happened in here?!

demondude
10-12-2007, 08:42 PM
I reserve the place of wedding singer.

Jessweeee♪
10-12-2007, 11:25 PM
Hey, Bunny, I'm totally getting security for myself when I get the booze, so don't try and mug me, you can take everything you want when it gets to the Reception Party tomorrow.
Also, if ANYONE uses the Pheonix Wright OBJECTION!!! image tomorrow, I will personaly kill them.

Don't look at my avatar then, I dun wanna die ; ;


AND IF YOU KILL ANYONE FOR IDOLIZING HIS ACENESS I WILL KEEL YOO O:<

Laddy
10-14-2007, 10:37 PM
What type of speech do you want before the long-awaited marriage?

Jessweeee♪
10-14-2007, 11:21 PM
I thought it was yesterday o:

Laddy
10-15-2007, 03:52 AM
I thought it was Tuesday...

Rengori
10-15-2007, 03:53 AM
Or wednesday.

Fonzie
10-15-2007, 03:55 AM
Thursday doesn't even start
It's friday i'm in love

Rostum
10-15-2007, 07:39 AM
This thread is so lame, I didn't even bother reading it. :p

Goldenboko
10-15-2007, 11:37 AM
I thought it was Tuesday, then Friday, Then Saturday?

But lets just make a new date cause no one was here any of those days :P

Laddy
10-15-2007, 12:23 PM
Right... so be here, people, writing this damn text is taking too long!

Dynast-Kid
10-15-2007, 02:35 PM
Oh. My. God.

YOU GUYS STARTED TO PLAN A WEDDING WHILE I WAS GONE!?!? *slits wrist*

Wow, I need to get on more! But stupid school...frigmfrasm...

Anyway, is this happening or not? If so, I think it should happen in Summer 2008. All good weddings happen at least 6 months after the proposal (was there a proposal?), and if it takes place in the summer, more EoFFers will be able to attend. Plus, it'll give ample time to write lots of speeches, ceremonies, and stuff. AND it'll give Leen-Leen time to fully recover from surgery, and Boko can have longer to enjoy his trashy hookers unmarital freedom.

I don't know how seriously you all are taking this event, but I, being such a good friend of the bride and groom (Hey, i'm their third wheel!), would actually like to see this cyber-wedding happen!

PS- Yeah, I so just claimed myself Wedding planner! My older sisters have their own event-planning business, so I know alot about how these things work!

PSS- It's only the 15th!?

Clawsze
10-15-2007, 07:28 PM
....Didn't this thing happen on Saturday......AHHHH, I'M GOING INSANE!!!!!

Goldenboko
10-15-2007, 07:46 PM
....Didn't this thing happen on Saturday......AHHHH, I'M GOING INSANE!!!!!

No it didn't, we need a good set plan, date, and way to make sure everyone is on the right page. How we are going to do that I have no idea.

demondude
10-15-2007, 07:48 PM
Sorry everyone fake wedding cancelled you can all go back to your homes.

Dynast-Kid
10-15-2007, 08:43 PM
....Didn't this thing happen on Saturday......AHHHH, I'M GOING INSANE!!!!!

No it didn't, we need a good set plan, date, and way to make sure everyone is on the right page. How we are going to do that I have no idea.

*coughLOOKATMYFIRSTPOSTcough*

Old Manus
10-15-2007, 08:51 PM
Thread needs a coup de grace

Vincent, Thunder God
10-15-2007, 10:12 PM
As best man I have bought and prepared the rings.

Goldenboko was happy with a standard gold wedding band, but demanded something more extravagant for Leen-Leen - a 24 carat diamond ring.

I will officially present these at the wedding, once you've decided upon a proper date.

Dynast-Kid
10-15-2007, 10:24 PM
As best man I have bought and prepared the rings.

Goldenboko was happy with a standard gold wedding band, but demanded something more extravagant for Leen-Leen - a 24 carat diamond ring.

I will officially present these at the wedding, once you've decided upon a proper date.

Yeah, the wedding's sometime in Mid-to-late December, so find a good storing place for it!

I'm serious too. I, as the Wedding Planner, am actually in the stages of preparing a wedding for Leen and Boko, which is set to take place in December, sometime around the Ciddies. Anyone interested in helping coordiante can PM me. posi<b></b>tions for Groomsmen, Bridesmaids, etc. will be available at a later date. Thank you!