A little bit o' this, a little bit o' that.

[Loony BoB]

If you were in charge of EoFF and had nobody on your current staff and all of the members to choose from, who would you put onto your staff? Would you fill it with your friends, go for variety or keep it to people who are of similar minds - or maybe even go for the sexist-staff avenue, picking all males/females? Go on, list 'em off and explain why you chose that pack!

[Azalar]

Well, I havnt been here long enough. But id pick a Variety.
A single person for each of the listed FF Games to give advice.
Some people who follow the rules ridgly [or thereabouts]
Some people who are good at coding and such as.

Keep a variety.

[blackmage_nuke]

I like to choose brown nosers so i would pick anyone who says me on this thread

Incedentally i'd probably be the only one on staff

However with my paranoid skills I theorise this thread to be a test devised to find brown nosers to recruit on the team

If so i will say every current member of staff would be on my team

If not ignore the last line

[Loony BoB]

Damn, he's onto me. :shifty: But seriously, no, this is not a test. I'm just bored.

[Avarice-ness]

Ren, Bert, Dan, Lunar, Übel, Dr. Acula, and Bipper.

But with that combination it's clear why I could never own EoFF. :razz:


Oh yeah and there would be no FFVII forum.
For pure, unrated, awesome chaos.

[Old Manus]

I'd use all the lulz members, because a forum is nothing without lulz, and all the best forums have no rules and slacker moderators.

[Peegee]

I used to be a member of another forum about dragonball z. I was a senior enough member where I was able to ask to be made mod (actually they asked me, but I could've asked), and so all of us in mod/admin positions were all friends from the 'old crew'.

Basically that forum looked a bit like this forum did a few years ago when only 'oldbies' were CKs.

In this forum if I were admin I would recruit only the people I respected to be moderators. Unfortunately that would be just another level of chauvinism. Oh well.

[NeoCracker]

I'd unban Chaos.Prophecy.Crash, P.I.P. and put them on staff.

I'd reinstate Raistlin, and give him power over all otehr Staff members, Excluding myself of Course.

Shlup would no longer be STaff, by my own personal Bar Wench.

And to keep front site looking nice, I'll keep Azar. Really there isn't meant to be humor in that, he just updates a lot. And I at least need a Staff with a bit of competency.

And finally, Dr Unne. Cause I hear he can cure the previously incurable STD's that I may or may not contract by whoring myself out over EoFF.

[Loony BoB]

I can't imagine anyone would (if they were serious about their forums on even the slightest level) mod someone they didn't respect. But maybe that's just me.

[NeoCracker]

I respect no one.

However I choose to work with lessers to make my life easier.

ITs a small sacrifice.

[LunarWeaver]

Let's see... Folks like Cz, oddler, Slade... Roto because I'd feel bad banning or closing threads and he would do it for me (which makes me the worst staff member of all). Shiny and Pill can be mods too :jess:. And Captain Maxx Power for the pure...Maxxness.

[mooglebunni608]

I would probably make everyone a mod and then run off, leaving this place in chaos ><

I'm so evil.

[Ouch!]

The only proper way to decide would be a grand tournament pitting the greatest of us in one-on-one, sudden death cage matches with an ample supply of crowbars.

[NeoCracker]

What about a Trashcan full of Tacks?

[I Don't Need A Name]

Obviously people like Cz, Matt and Slade will all become mods...and then i would downgrade Paul to a pawn so i could beat him and steal his army of tanks. i would also unban Crash to laugh at him. oh, and i would un-ban Devil Man, to get his hopes up, only to ban him again as soon as he logs in

[oddler]

Bunny, Cz, LunarWeaver, MILF, Mirage, and Tavrobel for some starter options.
Solid, rounded group, in my opinion. I'd build off of that.

[Quindiana Jones]

Dictatorship is the way to go. I'd be the one master of EoFF. And I'd ban the bastard who changed my avatar. Owen made it and I haven't got the image saved. :( :mad2: :(

[Heath]

I wouldn't want people whose views I necessarily agreed with because I don't see what that would achieve. While governing is certainly easier with yes-men, it's definitely not the best way to go morally, practically or even intellectually. It's good to have people who differ in opinion and can take you down a notch when you go mad with power (as anyone in charge of EoFF would). Having said that, it's critical that you have at least a basic understanding that the people you have, whether agreeable or not, are trustworthy. The ability to be empathetic, have a sense of humour and fully understanding that Final Fantasy IX is better than VIII or X are definite musts.

[escobert]

I'd make this a porn site.

[Araciel]

i'd pick all the people who signed up but are never online

that way i'd have more staff than regulars.

[Fonzie]

The person with the most suggestions becomes a moderator.


I called it.

[Tavrobel]

I'd pick people that look good on paper but are never actually online to do work.

Ohh, wait.

[Iceglow]

Ok, sure you're all going to laugh but I honestly wouldn't change the staff line up...you got a pretty good team atm though I would force baloki back on to site staff just because he'd hate me more for it.

[theundeadhero]

I would keep some of the current Admins around like Yams and Roogle because someone has to know what they're doing. I would keep Cl_out and ShlupQuack around for my general amusement. I would keep people like Psy and Levian around as CKs for amusement too. Also kikimm because I like her. Then I would have to keep Leeza and Miriel because someone has to be mean and enforce the rules. Del too, but he would have to change back to Super Delete for a while. That's a lot of old ones so instead of listing other reasons to keep some I'll move on to new people. Ummm... It would be people that generally get along well. Drama can be amusing, but it can also suck. It doesn't have to be all male or female. In fact, I insist on a mix-up, but wouldn't demand a certain ratio. Whatever it is it is, unless it's only two of a gender. That's too few! It's pretty hard to think of people that would be good knights.

[Rye]

I kind of like the current line up, but I'd like to add Bunny, MILF, Aum, and Dan and me. We'd be like a little gay quintette.

*fixes post in grammar-Nazi fashion* ~Shlup

[Jess]

I'd probably keep the same mods and admins, and add a variety of mods. I'd only add like 3 or 4, though -- otherwise it there would end up too many. Like theundeadhero said, it is pretty hard to think of who, though. :jess:

[Madame Adequate]

I'd keep Megan, mod Dan and Jess (Rye Jess), and then watch as the glorious future unfolds. :D

[Levian]

You know, we have no staffers with join date in 2006, and only one from 2005. Getting a new generation member into the staff forum would be like getting a wunderbaum into an old smelly car. Just wonderful. Wouldn't hurt if they could play the piano either.

[Quindiana Jones]

I kind of like the current line up, but I'd like to add Bunny, MILF, Aum, and Dan and I. We'd be like a little gay quintette.

Just thought I'd emphasise that.

[Shlup]

I kind of like the current line up, but I'd like to add Bunny, MILF, Aum, and Dan and me. We'd be like a little gay quintette.

*fixes post in grammar-Nazi fashion* ~Shlup

Too bad all those people ran away with Unne to gaytown. *kick*

[Miriel]

It'd just be Del Murder and me and we'd do whatever we wanted just for poop and giggles. And there'd be a rotating series of CKs so that everyone would get a taste of the Staff forum only to have it ripped away from them after a few days.