What is your biggest secret ever?

[Comet]

It's safe to share here. It's on the internet :)

[Rye]

I'm Benny Lava. :kaodrop:

[Sergeant Hartman]

The real Sergeant Hartman died 10 years ago.

[scrumpleberry]

I stole a tassel once.

[Psychotic]

She gently rots in a shallow grave. I hear her voice from time to time, and she isn't happy about what I did. Whenever this happens, I go out to where I left her and beat her a few times, and this usually makes her stop.

[theundeadhero]

I gently rot in a shallow grave. I try to speak from time to time because I'm not happy about what happened to me, but then someone beats me so I usually stop :(

[Rengori]

It's a wig.

[Heath]

I made up that whole Watergate thing as a joke.

[Tallulah]

I did not care for The Godfather. It insists upon itself.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

I'm a virgin:shifty:

[Baloki]

It wouldn't be a secret then would it ;)

[TyphoonThaReapa]

It wouldn't be a secret then would it ;)
What he said...:shifty:

[Captain Maxx Power]

I don't like Pirates or Red Mages.

[edczxcvbnm]

ThisonetimeIkilledabunchofpeople *DEEEEEEP BREATH*

[Psychokitty]

Im a lonly depressed teeneager who thinks of himself as a insolent, annoying, retard who gets in everyone's way and has no use whatsoever on this planet.

THAT'S my deepest darkest secret, and I'm telling the truth!

[Larahl]

I once ate a banana with melted cheese on it, and liked it.

[Vikeve]

Pfft, there is no way I'm teling my secrets here.

[blackmage_nuke]

I stole the cookie from the cookie jar

[Evastio]

I guess we're supposed to be sarcastic here. If not someone tell me sarcastically that we aren't suppose to.

My secret is I'm really Bill Cosby while you're not.

[The Unknown Guru]

I stole the cookie jar.

Seriously. I stole a cookie jar.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Behind the facade I put on here, I am actually a diabolic hell-being bent on world domination through the sacrifice of souls to the Great Serpent, Leviathan. Once that is completed, I will take over the world.

Now you must all gather and be offered to Leviathan. Please line up in an orderly fashion in front of the bloodied alter.

[I Took the Red Pill]

I guess we're supposed to be sarcastic here. If not someone tell me sarcastically that we aren't suppose to.Why would you even think that? That is a terrible thing to think, your deepest secret should be that you are a terrible man.

[Captain Maxx Power]

I stole the cookie from the cookie jar

Urg, I hate that song. We once started singing it at Primary School and it went on for at least half an hour. I had to punch out the person whose turn it was just to stop it. 'Course they never thanked me for it. Useless ingrates.

[Madame Adequate]

I genuinely believe that words and ideas can change the world. :(

[Lawr]

I don't like Pirates or Red Mages.

:|

[Fatal Impurity]

I had sexual intercourse with Goldenboko...

His feathers are ever so soft...:D

[Rengori]

I had sexual intercourse with Goldenboko...

His feathers are ever so soft...:D

Bestiality is bad, mmkay?

[Proxy]

I don't think Hitler was a bad guy at all. He wanted world unity.

[Lawr]

The Jews were killed because of a promise acutally. ;)

[Proxy]

The Jews were killed because of a promise acutally. ;)
AND trustworthy.

Besides all this, I'm polish, and I'm accepting it. So nya.

[Værn]

It's safe to share here. It's on the internet :)
Shun lives about three blocks away from me. On this particular forum, my secrets are still potentially vulnerable to exposure in the real world.

[Arc_Master_14]

I am Bill Clinton crap hide honey here comes my wife

[Resha]

He's a fucking toad and I'll kill him. :shifty: out on it, now

[Loony BoB]

I'm more anonymous offline than I am online, so I ain't tellin'!

[No.78]

I'm dead

[Azalar]

My Father is a cross between Darth Vader and Chuck Norris

But seriously, I fancy my mates ex, a lot.

[Iceglow]

*steals all your secrets and then plots his extortion techniques* My secret is I'm secretly part of the mafia

[NeoTifa]

Im a lonly depressed teeneager who thinks of himself as a insolent, annoying, retard who gets in everyone's way and has no use whatsoever on this planet.

THAT'S my deepest darkest secret, and I'm telling the truth!


amen sister!!! same :love:


no, but i kidnapped the muffin man. thats why nobody really knows him. do you know the muffin man? mwahahahahahaha i think not!!!

[MindSpike]

i am your father:shifty:

[Clawsze]

i am your father:shifty:

NOOOOO....wait, you're not my Dad, my dad is an ugly bald guy....wait a sec....

My secret is that....I am Santa Claus.....

[Shauna]

I...

I like peanut butter. :cry:

[Cookie]

I shot the sheriff. I didn't shoot the deputy, though.

[LunarWeaver]

I like one person in my family and hate the rest of them, but I pretend to like them so they give me money on holidays.

[Fatal Impurity]

I like one person in my family and hate the rest of them, but I pretend to like them so they give me money on holidays.

The story of every average persons life ;)

[Psychokitty]

:mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

Im a lonly depressed teeneager who thinks of himself as a insolent, annoying, retard who gets in everyone's way and has no use whatsoever on this planet.

THAT'S my deepest darkest secret, and I'm telling the truth!


amen sister!!! same :love:


no, but i kidnapped the muffin man. thats why nobody really knows him. do you know the muffin man? mwahahahahahaha i think not!!!

WTF!!!??? I'm a guy! I might not think much of myself, but I am at least proud to be a guy! Even though most females are better than just about all guys, I'm still proud to be of the worse gender! :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:!!!

[Bunny]

I am a very nice gentleman.

[Psychokitty]

I am a very nice gentleman.

Thats not a secret, thats a lie.:D

[Bunny]

Ask anyone that actually knows me in real life. I have never met a single person who did not like me immediately after I opened my mouth.

(Think carefully, responders. I have set you up perfectly.)

[ReloadPsi]

It's not very big.

[Old Manus]

I'm from the future, hence my username

[NeoTifa]

:mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

Im a lonly depressed teeneager who thinks of himself as a insolent, annoying, retard who gets in everyone's way and has no use whatsoever on this planet.

THAT'S my deepest darkest secret, and I'm telling the truth!


amen sister!!! same :love:


no, but i kidnapped the muffin man. thats why nobody really knows him. do you know the muffin man? mwahahahahahaha i think not!!!

WTF!!!??? I'm a guy! I might not think much of myself, but I am at least proud to be a guy! Even though most females are better than just about all guys, I'm still proud to be of the worse gender! :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:!!!


omg lol i didnt mean to insult you!!! i didnt expect to get a response either XD

actually, a big secret of mine is that i would rather be a guy. and im not just saying that to suck up :| and not for those reasons. *sigh* :cry:

[BardTard]

I have no secrets. There's nothing about me that at least one other person doesn't know about, and if there was, it wouldn't be a secret anymore if I posted it on here.

[Yamaneko]

My biggest secret is coyly revealing an obvious fabrication disguised as truth within an Internet message board context.

[Psychokitty]

:mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

Im a lonly depressed teeneager who thinks of himself as a insolent, annoying, retard who gets in everyone's way and has no use whatsoever on this planet.

THAT'S my deepest darkest secret, and I'm telling the truth!


amen sister!!! same :love:


no, but i kidnapped the muffin man. thats why nobody really knows him. do you know the muffin man? mwahahahahahaha i think not!!!

WTF!!!??? I'm a guy! I might not think much of myself, but I am at least proud to be a guy! Even though most females are better than just about all guys, I'm still proud to be of the worse gender! :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:!!!


omg lol i didnt mean to insult you!!! i didnt expect to get a response either XD

actually, a big secret of mine is that i would rather be a guy. and im not just saying that to suck up :| and not for those reasons. *sigh* :cry:

Its alright. I accept your apoligy. I


My biggest secret is coyly revealing an obvious fabrication disguised as truth within an Internet message board context.

[Jessweeee♪]

I'm not really a Jesse1. I'm a girl :(

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

I stole the cookie from the cookie jar. Seriously.

[Jessweeee♪]

I stole the cookie from the cookie jar. Seriously.

Who, you?

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

I stole the cookie from the cookie jar. Seriously.

Who, you?

Yes, me.

[Rengori]

Couldn't be.

[JackNapier]

Then who?

[Monol]

Im terrible at basketball :(

Terrible...just terrible!!! *Runs far away towards a mountain top and screams at the top of his lungs* TERRIBLE!!!

Im also a pathological liar...but ill never tell;)

[Heath]

My biggest secret is coyly revealing an obvious fabrication disguised as truth within an Internet message board context.

Well thank God I've got you to rely on should my confession ever come to a courtroom-based scenario.

[boris no no]

I am the only girl on the internet

[NeoTifa]

lies!!! all lies!!!! i will not accept it!!!!

while i am practically engaged, im still in love with someone else even mor, and i think about him while in my bf arms :\ ;_; (oh *delete* how i love thee!!! *sob*)

[Goldenboko]

The real Sergeant Hartman died 10 years ago.

Everything I know is a lie! :(

[NeoTifa]

i AM the muffin man, i kidnaped myself

[Psychokitty]

My dads cat is allergic to cat fur.

It went crazy and ran away. We still dont know where it is. :(

[Chemical]

I have no idea what I'm doing in life
Maybe it's not that big of a secret, but I prefer to keep it on the down low as it usually messes with my mental mojo.

[NeoTifa]

lol im not motivated enough to look up scholarships and apply for them, even though im a freaking genius and know where i wnat to go in life. im just ueber lazy and dont get good grades

[MKusanagi]

lol im not motivated enough to look up scholarships and apply for them, even though im a freaking genius and know where i wnat to go in life. im just ueber lazy and dont get good grades
Are you my long lost sister cuz that is me exactly.

[NeoTifa]

yes, that is my other secret. how did you guess? O.o oops

[MKusanagi]

Man, my mother has alot of explaining to do. Was it the milkman?

[Araciel]

I have a penis.

[MKusanagi]

I have a penis.
Now how did that happen? Miracle grow?

[Araciel]

well it's not green...