Fatal Impurity
10-13-2007, 07:18 AM
Me "Come over. I want to see you."
Girl "Dave, I'm not going to come over and sleep with you."
Me "Well just come over...so we can talk. I want to talk to you...you know, hear about your day."
Girl "You want to hear about my day? At 3am? Right."
Me [Long pause ensues] "You aren't hot enough to have this much self-respect."
I'm clearly going to hell.
Girl "Dave, I'm not going to come over and sleep with you."
Me "Well just come over...so we can talk. I want to talk to you...you know, hear about your day."
Girl "You want to hear about my day? At 3am? Right."
Me [Long pause ensues] "You aren't hot enough to have this much self-respect."
I'm clearly going to hell.