Fwoosh!

[Rye]

That is my sound of things getting consumed by flames. FWOOSH!

What is the last thing in your house to go in flames? I'll tell you guys later mine later. :kaodrop:

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Me. :)

[Madame Adequate]

A stick of incense, I think. We don't throw fire around with blatant disregard for safety and the structural integrity of the structure we inhabit, you see.

[blackmage_nuke]

Candle wick

Or possibly the stove

[Bunny]

I lite my refrigerator on fire once.

It was a very bad idea that seemed completely awesome at the time.

[Quindiana Jones]

I'll tell you guys later mine later. :kaodrop:

Later later? Cool.


RANDOM JOKE: How do you make a cat go "woof"? Set fire to it.

[Araciel]

MAARY JAY-HAAANE

[Old Manus]

A cigar

[Rye]

I lite my refrigerator on fire once.

It was a very bad idea that seemed completely awesome at the time.

Tell me more, tell me more.

It was a hair dryer, btw. :kaoupset:

[Araciel]

Tell me more, tell me more.

DID YOU GET VERY FAR

/sings

[Rye]

Tell me more, tell more, like does he have a car? :kaohappy2

[ReloadPsi]

I'll tell you guys later mine later. :kaodrop:

Later later? Cool.


RANDOM JOKE: How do you make a cat go "woof"? Set fire to it.

Nothing justifies burning cats, not even DOOM music.

[Old Manus]

Thread won by ReloadPsi

[JerseyMage]

Tell me more, tell me more.[/SIZE]

It was a hair dryer, btw. :kaoupset:

So if a hair dryer lights on fire, and you are drying your hair, what happens next is...

a close call?

[Rye]

Oh, it happened to my Mom, not me. She said the hairdryer went on fire, but she didn't get burnt. xD

[Shlup]

Does poop-stink count?

Once my friend walked into the room with his girlfriend's Hello Kitty toaster in his hands and simply stated, "Your toaster's on fire."

[Levian]

The last thing I lit on fire was 8 of clubs. What can I say, I'm a sore loser.

[Rengori]

http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/106538-does-anyone-know-any-way-clean.html

[Denmark]

i haven't been in my house since the summer! and we don't really set things on fire or burn things that often. probably the wood in the woodstove last winter.

[Captain Maxx Power]

What is the last thing in your house to go in flames? I'll tell you guys later mine later. :kaodrop:

Sorry, but we've already called the police on you. Sorry, "cawps".

[Jessweeee♪]

A candle o.o


...but if you wanted to hear about something more interesting my brother once set my grandparents' toilet seat on fire :eep:

[Lynx]

i always get things cuaght on fire outside the hosue usually my shoes and legs are caught in the blaze.

[Namelessfengir]

food mostly.... sometimes its still edible

[Ouch!]

If I light a fire in my room, the fire alarm goes off and three floors of the building must be evacuated.

As such, I've been careful to not even burn popcorn.

[qwertysaur]

If I light a fire in my room, the fire alarm goes off and three floors of the building must be evacuated.

As such, I've been careful to not even burn popcorn.

Same for me, only eight floors instead of three.

[Caraliz]

I hate hate hate fire.

[Heath]

Rather boringly it was a candle, I think. I don't think we've ever set anything on fire. Someone did leave the gas from the oven on overnight once, fortunately my mother woke up during the night, noticed it and turned it off.

[theundeadhero]

Dinner.

[rubah]

well, it wasn't my house, but tuesday night we were having a big calculus party hosted by freshman engineering program and they had some paper towels catch on fire ;D

[edczxcvbnm]

George W Bush needed help destroying some documents. I agreed to help bust saved some on the said for black mail later :D

[Faris]

A candle, I'm sure. A blue one, indeed.

[ReloadPsi]

Dinner.

I could eat an OCtorok! (For that matter, we could get Link to shoot an octorok with Fire Arrows)

[Shoeberto]

I have to reiterate how awesome the study session's paper-towel-fire was.

It was a big thing hosted by the freshman engineering program, and they had hot wings in big pans with these burners going underneath them. I saw some dude getting a plate full of them during a lecture and realized that this big paper towel roll was really, really close to the burners, and had these intense images of the whole roll catching on fire while the guy loaded up.

Then he ripped a bunch off and all of the paper towels in his hand ignited. One of the FEP staffers rushed over and started beating it onto the table and eventually just smothered it down into one of the pans of wings. It was so awesome.

[KoShiatar]

Hum... at my parents' house, probably some paper. Here in Frankfurt, a cigarette. :P

[escobert]

Something green that grows.

[Jess]

One of my Dad's cigars, probably.

[NeoTifa]

other than a stove or candle, i would have to say a barbie doll :) :roll:

[Jojee]

Do not remember. Need to burn things :3

[NeoTifa]

oh great, i think we've just inspired arsen :|

[Madame Adequate]

other than a stove or candle, i would have to say a barbie doll :) :roll:

That reminds me! When I was growing up, and got bored of my Action Mans, I variously crucified, buried, and burned them.

One poor bastard was crucified and then I set up his crucifix in a bonfire.

Edit: Obviously this was before I watched that Toy Story documentary :(

[Momiji]

Hmm...last thing to go in flames at my house...hmm...probably my mom's birthday cake. My stepdad actually put 40 candles on the cake. :D

[scrumpleberry]

Ovens :P

[Old Manus]

One poor bastard was crucified and then I set up his crucifix in a bonfire.This just in: MILF enjoys burning crosses.