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fire_of_avalon
10-17-2007, 07:45 AM
Tolkien nerds rejoice.

If hobbits were real, "weed" would already be legal.
Araciel
10-17-2007, 07:46 AM
If hobbitses were real, I'd own at least three.
Breine
10-17-2007, 09:05 AM
Haha, yes you're right.. We'd all be smoking weed and bursting out into long songs about food ^_^
Heath
10-17-2007, 11:42 AM
Haha, yes you're right.. We'd all be smoking weed and bursting out in long songs about food ^_^

I feel that constant, long songs about food at all hours of the day and night would cause the suicide rate to skyrocket.
Bunny
10-17-2007, 12:32 PM
They existed! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_floresiensis)
Resha
10-17-2007, 12:38 PM
If hobbits were real :heart: I'd so be in the Shire. Smoking weed, of course, and dancing around the Party Tree! Whee!
Gopher Gamble
10-17-2007, 01:51 PM
If hobbit were real then liqour and porn mags would be down where even the kiddies could reach them.
Araciel
10-17-2007, 04:59 PM
If hobbit were real then liqour and porn mags would be down where even the kiddies could reach them.

but the mags would be full of little people

sick.
Peegee
10-17-2007, 06:36 PM
I laugh so hard when they were passing the pipe in LOTR:FOTR
Rengori
10-18-2007, 01:20 AM
If hobbits were real, the world would be incredibly boring.
Psychotic
10-18-2007, 01:26 AM
If hobbits were real :heart: I'd so be in the Shire. Smoking weed, of course, and dancing around the Party Tree! Whee!
You wouldn't be allowed into the Shire. Unless you reckon you can hack your way through a bunch of Dunedain Rangers.
Resha
10-18-2007, 09:32 AM
If hobbits were real :heart: I'd so be in the Shire. Smoking weed, of course, and dancing around the Party Tree! Whee!
You wouldn't be allowed into the Shire. Unless you reckon you can hack your way through a bunch of Dunedain Rangers.

Aragorn would let me in :greenie: And I'm not that tall anyways.

The Shire is actually where I'd love to settle down in old age and live and stuff. It's so perfect. If only it were real. (and nobody say New Zealand >=[ rawr)
Jojee
10-18-2007, 04:23 PM
I'm proud of you, foa! :love:

I'd be in the Shire smoking weed too, and I'd be allowed in because they'd think I'm a hobbit! xD
Gopher Gamble
10-18-2007, 04:27 PM
If hobbit were real then liqour and porn mags would be down where even the kiddies could reach them.

but the mags would be full of little people

sick.

*Gasp!* Your against midget/hobbit porn?! But little people sluts have to eat too!
escobert
10-18-2007, 04:47 PM
Ya'll need to come to vermont :p
Araciel
10-18-2007, 04:49 PM
*Gasp!* Your against midget/hobbit porn?! But little people sluts have to eat too!

I'm not against it, I just wouldn't enjoy it. Also, they may need to eat too, but they eat more than big people...WTF is up with that?!
Gopher Gamble
10-18-2007, 04:56 PM
*Gasp!* Your against midget/hobbit porn?! But little people sluts have to eat too!

I'm not against it, I just wouldn't enjoy it. Also, they may need to eat too, but they eat more than big people...WTF is up with that?!

They got the munchies!And come on! It's porn fun sized!
Araciel
10-18-2007, 05:03 PM
yeah, 'cept lots of people mistake hobbitses for children.
Gopher Gamble
10-18-2007, 05:06 PM
yeah, 'cept lots of people mistake hobbitses for children.

Or hobbit's children....very easy mistake.
Araciel
10-18-2007, 05:07 PM
Hobbitses.
Gopher Gamble
10-18-2007, 05:39 PM
Hobbitses.

Only if you Smeagol and he would LOVE to get freaky with a hobbit I'm sure.
Momiji
10-18-2007, 06:30 PM
yeah, 'cept lots of people mistake hobbitses for children.

Legal lolicon?
Xear
10-18-2007, 06:41 PM
yeah, 'cept lots of people mistake hobbitses for children.

Or hobbit's children....very easy mistake.


Nah Hobbits have hair on their feet :-P and would probally smell of "tobacco" and mead :-D
Avarice-ness
10-18-2007, 06:47 PM
I so approve of this thread. We used to call my mom a hobbit, she's 4 foot 10. :D

If Hobbits were real, I'd want to live in a hill with them.
Nominus Experse
10-18-2007, 08:13 PM
If hobbits were real, I'd knock upon one of their doors with 12 of my fat, squat friends and eat all his food.

And then we'd kill a dragon, or some such thing.

EDIT: FUCK. It's 13, not 12...
scrumpleberry
10-18-2007, 08:32 PM
If hobbits were real, I'd knock upon one of their doors with 12 of my fat, squat friends and eat all his food.

And then we'd kill a dragon, or some such thing.

Can I be one of those squat little friends? :D
Nominus Experse
10-18-2007, 09:00 PM
If hobbits were real, I'd knock upon one of their doors with 12 of my fat, squat friends and eat all his food.

And then we'd kill a dragon, or some such thing.

Can I be one of those squat little friends? :D
Only if you come from Lonely Mountain
Heath
10-18-2007, 09:42 PM
When I was in year 10 and 11 in school, we used to call the new year 7's hobbits. They kept that nickname right up until they were in year 9, actually.
Rengori
10-19-2007, 12:00 AM
I'd be in the Shire smoking weed too, and I'd be allowed in because they'd think I'm a hobbit! xD

Monkeys do not equal hobbitses.
Gopher Gamble
10-19-2007, 04:00 PM
yeah, 'cept lots of people mistake hobbitses for children.

Or hobbit's children....very easy mistake.


Nah Hobbits have hair on their feet :-P and would probally smell of "tobacco" and mead :-D

In this society with all the hormones they put in our food now it's still very possible.
scrumpleberry
10-19-2007, 06:24 PM
If hobbits were real, I'd knock upon one of their doors with 12 of my fat, squat friends and eat all his food.

And then we'd kill a dragon, or some such thing.

Can I be one of those squat little friends? :D
Only if you come from Lonely Mountain

I can pretend to.
MKusanagi
10-26-2007, 07:53 AM
We need hobbits... and we need them now.