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Dynast-Kid
10-20-2007, 09:04 PM
Okay, guys, there is an orgy going on in my mouth right now.

I am eating a turkey, cheese, pickles, and onion sandwich, and it is the greatest thing to ever pass between my teeth. EVER. It's sooooooo good!

So, EoFF, what do you like on your sammich?

Araciel
10-20-2007, 09:06 PM
Peanut motherfucking butter.

Rye
10-20-2007, 09:07 PM
Not much of a sammich girl, but the Chicken Carbonara from Quiznos could make the panties drop. It's amazing, it has mozzerella, chicken, bacon and mushrooms. :3

demondude
10-20-2007, 09:08 PM
Not much of a sammich girl, but the Chicken Carbonara from Quiznos could make the panties drop. It's amazing, it has mozzerella, chicken, bacon and mushrooms. :3

The panties drop eh?

Araciel
10-20-2007, 09:09 PM
OMG yes, that is the best sub ever.

Ex. cheese, Ex. sauce mmmmmmm drool mrmgrmhrhmrhmm

Bunny
10-20-2007, 09:11 PM
Turkey, ham, roast beef, red salsa, onions, and Italian dressing on a sub roll.

Breine
10-20-2007, 09:14 PM
Chicken and bacon is a great classic.. and with curry dressing too! :smash:

Sergeant Hartman
10-20-2007, 09:25 PM
Peanut mothersmurfing butter.
feat. jelly

Rengori
10-20-2007, 09:28 PM
Peanut Butter + Honey = Orgasm in your mouth

Zeldy
10-20-2007, 09:38 PM
A simple Cheese, Cucumber + a thin layer of Mayonnaise sandwich does me fine.
^__^

Tallulah
10-20-2007, 10:02 PM
Subway Italian BMT <3 :love:

theundeadhero
10-20-2007, 11:27 PM
Bologna, mustard, and cheese. Anything else is just a waste.

NeoCracker
10-21-2007, 12:31 AM
Ham, Cheese, and Pepperoni from Subway on Monterey Cheddar.

Lawr
10-21-2007, 01:13 AM
Peanut mothersmurfing butter.

:kaolaugh:

Leeza
10-21-2007, 01:35 AM
Miricle Whip, tomatos, onions, seasoned salt. :cat:

Araciel
10-21-2007, 02:20 AM
That or a good MLT (mutton lettuce and tomato) where the mutton is nice and lean.

boris no no
10-21-2007, 02:42 AM
Manflesh :drool:

*orcism*

Momiji
10-21-2007, 02:46 AM
Not much of a sammich girl, but the Chicken Carbonara from Quiznos could make the panties drop. It's amazing, it has mozzerella, chicken, bacon and mushrooms. :3

I saw that on TV! It makes me wish we had a Quiznos around here. :(

Araciel
10-21-2007, 02:49 AM
you poor child...quizno's is my favourite fast food ever in the three worlds.

Momiji
10-21-2007, 02:51 AM
you poor child...quizno's is my favourite fast food ever in the three worlds.

It looks so good too.

Someone mail me a chicken carbonara? ._.




...pleeeeeeeease?

Araciel
10-21-2007, 02:57 AM
I would but it wouldn't be the same...and I'd just end up eating it before I put it in the Fed Ex box.

Momiji
10-21-2007, 04:28 AM
I would but it wouldn't be the same...and I'd just end up eating it before I put it in the Fed Ex box.

Just half then? :cry:

Araciel
10-21-2007, 04:31 AM
I'll just have to buy two is all.

Shlup
10-21-2007, 04:46 AM
Togo's avocado and roast beef is my favorite sammich. Mmm...

Now I'm hungry, dammit!

Fonzie
10-21-2007, 04:47 AM
Togo's avocado and roast beef is my favorite sammich. Mmm...

Now I'm hungry, dammit!

Yes.

mooglebunni608
10-21-2007, 05:49 AM
I like ONIONS and chicken salad in mah sammiches, thanks. <3

Iceglow
10-21-2007, 08:24 PM
My favourite sandwiches have to be the two Subway stopped doing :( they were the Subway Seafood Sensation and the Thai Sweet Chilli Sub those two = sex in my mouth!

Jojee
10-22-2007, 04:07 AM
Pretty much everything. Tuna is really good! Subway's tuna sandwhiches are really yummy n_n

Jess
10-23-2007, 12:31 PM
I love sammich. I'll usually have ham&coleslaw or egg&bacon. I love the Chicken & bacon ranch from Subway, though - with green peppers, lettuce, carrots, cheese & bbq sauce. :heart:

Momiji
10-23-2007, 06:33 PM
My favourite sandwiches have to be the two Subway stopped doing :( they were the Subway Seafood Sensation and the Thai Sweet Chilli Sub those two = sex in my mouth!

We still have seafood sensation at out Subway... o_O

Peegee
10-23-2007, 06:39 PM
I wish I had an ultimate PG burger/sammich but I usually just put chicken or turkey in the food processor and mix it with miracle whip and mayo and seasoned salt. Yum....it's pretty prosauce actually.

NeoTifa
10-23-2007, 06:48 PM
when i go to subway, i ususally get a turkey and pepperonni sub with lettuca, cheese, pickles, onions, oil, and vinegar on it. on a parmesean arregano bread, but they got rid of that bread. now i just like the four cheese one. :\ at home i on occasion enjoy the nice pbjb sammich. peanut butter, strawberry jelly (not grape, im none too fond of grape) and sliced bananas. any whipped cream laying around goes well with it too

serene1
10-23-2007, 08:41 PM
For lunch today i had a Yorkshire pudding, stuffing, roast potato, mustard, mayo and tomato sandwich - needless to say it was some goodness.

Strangly everyone else at the table thought i was mad :S

Momiji
10-23-2007, 08:52 PM
For lunch today i had a Yorkshire pudding, stuffing, roast potato, mustard, mayo and tomato sandwich - needless to say it was some goodness.

Strangly everyone else at the table thought i was mad :S

What's a Yorkshire pudding? o_O

oddler
10-23-2007, 09:18 PM
Bologna, mustard, and cheese. Anything else is just a waste.

Minus the condiment. Sammiches taste better without a condiment.

serene1
10-23-2007, 09:39 PM
A yorkshire pudding is a batter (identical ingredients to pancakes) that is traditionally cooked in dripping (fat) from a roasting joint of meat.

These days its basically crispy batter that you cook in cake trays in sunflower oil in the oven.

You usually eat it with a roast dinner, all covered in gravey.

It's one of these random traditional english foods that sounds wrong but is actually really really good ;)

NeoTifa
10-23-2007, 09:46 PM
ewwwwwwwww that sounds wrong! is it good? O.o

like like bologna and cheese with chips on them. yum and crisp

serene1
10-23-2007, 09:52 PM
well unless Bologna is some kind of pasta sauce i have no idea what that is either.

But i can tell you that yorkshire pudding is good, you pour the batter into hot oil then pop it back in the oven, it rises out of the pan and goes crispy on the outside and light and fluffy on the inside.

NeoTifa
10-23-2007, 09:58 PM
you english people are wierd, putting pancakes on your sandwiches and such. psh!

bologna O.O you dont know what bologna is?! omg. its like a mixture of a bunch of disgusting meat left over from the facotries (pig, cow, chicken and turkey) and they minch it really tiny tongether til its a paste. then they squeeze it into a giant tube consisting of the outer layer of the pig intestine and tie it off on both ends. i think its cooked somehow too. sounds disgusting, and it is, but not on bread with cheese :)

so basically a bologna is a gigantic hot dog and they slice it to fit on bread

http://www.romesweethome.it/imgs/bologna_apartments1.jpg man everytime i google bologna i get the city lol

boris no no
10-23-2007, 10:00 PM
well unless Bologna is some kind of pasta sauce i have no idea what that is either.

But i can tell you that yorkshire pudding is good, you pour the batter into hot oil then pop it back in the oven, it rises out of the pan and goes crispy on the outside and light and fluffy on the inside.

yorkshire pud sandwich is truely a sexwich.

Bologna? Bolognase?

You Americans and your crazy talk.

serene1
10-23-2007, 10:04 PM
so do you pronounce bologna? bologni? cause i've heard of that on american tv-shows.

also i think its only me and boris that have yorkshire pudding sandwiches, but damnit we will start a craze!

boris no no
10-23-2007, 10:07 PM
so do you pronounce bologna? bologni? cause i've heard of that on american tv-shows.

also i think its only me and boris that have yorkshire pudding sandwiches, but damnit we will start a craze!


A sexy craze :jokey:

Araciel
10-23-2007, 10:10 PM
so do you pronounce bologna? bologni? cause i've heard of that on american tv-shows.

also i think its only me and boris that have yorkshire pudding sandwiches, but damnit we will start a craze!

MY BOLOGNA!

seriously, we pronounce it baloney out of habit.

boris no no
10-23-2007, 10:13 PM
so do you pronounce bologna? bologni? cause i've heard of that on american tv-shows.

also i think its only me and boris that have yorkshire pudding sandwiches, but damnit we will start a craze!

MY BOLOGNA!

seriously, we pronounce it baloney out of habit.

Ah, it's all making a bit more sense xD

serene1
10-23-2007, 10:13 PM
Yorkshire pudding on Cookery Blog (http://cookeryblog.com/chatter/yorkshire-pudding)

Its not quite the recipe i use but it usually looks the same.

Araciel
10-23-2007, 10:16 PM
my mom makes yorkshire pudding sometimes..she's scottish tho so...

theundeadhero
10-23-2007, 10:36 PM
That pic doesn't look anything like any kind of bologna I've ever seen! I use all beef bologna, but even that other stuff doesn't look like that.

http://www.southernangel.com/food/bologna.jpg
Freaks

Araciel
10-23-2007, 10:43 PM
That's the stuff, and why I don't eat it.

Rostum
10-23-2007, 11:22 PM
I generally like heaps of avocado, chicken, lettuce and pepper on a sandwich, roll, baguette.

But honestly, no sandwich is better than sex. :D

Hambone
10-24-2007, 04:11 AM
Here's something that I haven't seen suggested...MEATBALL SANDWICH.

NeoTifa
10-24-2007, 04:32 AM
mmmmmmmm meatball sandwhich. philly cheese steak. yum. ive kinda wanted to try a gyro but im kinda scared. iv never had lamb meat before and the gyro i heard was mostly mayo and i hate mayo. and i dont even know how to pronounce it. like euro or jai-ro. ive heard both :\

Miriel
10-24-2007, 10:15 AM
Eggs, bacon, cheese in between a buttered, toasted croissant. YUM.

I like sandwiches but I prefer its close cousin, the burger. I don't think I've ever fallen in love with a sandwich, but I have fallen in love with certain burgers. Oh and a wrap. There was this grilled shrimp and spinach wrap I had while in New York and it was one of the best morsels of food I've ever put into my mouth.

Loony BoB
10-24-2007, 02:40 PM
The best sandwich I can remember having would probably have included chicken, ham, lettuce, cucumber, cheese, scrambled egg and french dressing.

The sandwiches I have most often are...
1. Vegemite and Cheese, often heated.
2. Ham, Cheese, Lettuce and French Dressing.

...yeah, that pretty much covers it, actually. 50% of the #2 would have cucumber as well, if I can be bothered cutting it up and removing the skin and all that crap. I need to get more egg on my sandwiches. Curried egg is awesome, too, it should be noted. Oh! One more superawesome sandwich I have had included chicken, gravy and... I think that's all, actually.. Mmm.... chicken gravy sandwich... *drools*

Misfit
10-24-2007, 08:47 PM
Peanut mothersmurfing butter.
Hell yes.

I'm such a plain, picky eater.

Momiji
10-24-2007, 08:53 PM
A yorkshire pudding is a batter (identical ingredients to pancakes) that is traditionally cooked in dripping (fat) from a roasting joint of meat.

These days its basically crispy batter that you cook in cake trays in sunflower oil in the oven.

You usually eat it with a roast dinner, all covered in gravey.

It's one of these random traditional english foods that sounds wrong but is actually really really good ;)

It sounds incredibly artery-clogging. D: