Your Girlfriend or Boyfriend

[Blue Flame]

This is a thread for you to tell EoFF about your girlfriend's or boyfriend's amazingness.

I think my girlfriend is the best. She is cute, kind, senstive and sexy. Every guy's dream.



Now express your feelings for your own lovers.

[Shauna]

Mike is a nerdy loser. :D Yes he is. =]

[Raebus]

My boyfriend is...

I almost fell into that trap then!

Seriously, Shauna is beautiful and intelligent and so funny. She's also quite nerdy, MORE SO THAN ME. AHAHA

[Tallulah]

I'm kind of in between boyfriends, so I'll abstain from this, if that's okay. :p

[NeoCracker]

Unless she wears Cat Ears and a Tail, she's hardly my dream, and if she does she is some guys nightmare. Therefore she is not every guys dream.

You sir are a liar and a bad person.

I try to make you feel bad because I lack a Girlfriend

[LunarWeaver]

This thread makes me feel bitter. :(

[Fonzie]

This thread makes me feel bitter. :(

You cannot deny our love. ;)

[Laddy]

My girlfirends is beautiful! Born the same month, she has dark skin, long black hair, and has an IQ of 176! Hurrah! Plus: I love going to her church, a great Christian community, where I'm making some friends. She's so beautiful and pretty. XD

[Shlup]

My boyfriend is the greatest thing since toast. Which is great.

Just don't tell my husband.

[SammieBabe]

Hubbie's the best. He compliments me really well.
And I'll love him that much more when I knock him off for the insurance money, make it look like an accident, put my kids in boarding school, and move to Europe...:)

[Rengori]

Paul is great. :D

[Madame Adequate]

Dan's the be... *cough cough*

Rye's a pretty awesome girlfriend to have. Yadda yadda, you know what makes a woman great, well she's got it.* Plus she's thinking of buying a 360. So that she can play Dead Rising. I tells ya, any girl that wants to slaughter legions of the walking dead is a girl who knows what I likes.

And she thinks it's cute when I have a major geekgasm over something. That's a plus, seeing as I do it a LOT about a LOT of geeky things. :p

<3 for her.

* By which I mean she makes epic sammiches and brings me beer that I rest on my obese underclass immigrant belly while I watch the baseball on TV.

[Iceglow]

My girl is well...hawt, intelligent (sometimes she makes me feel like an imbecile, damn law masters graduates), funny, caring (I get robbed in part of bank fraud she sorts me money and even offers more than I dare ask for) and she doesn't mind my geekiness so what else could I ask for?

[theundeadhero]

Rye's a pretty awesome girlfriend to have.You're not even going out with rye, you fibber.

She's black, about three feet tall, and can really kill a man if I ask her too. I don't know her name but I call her jenny.

[Levian]

I don't have time for girlfriends!

Yeah... that's why I don't have a girlfriend. Time. :rolleyes:

[Rye]

I don't have time for girlfriends!

Yeah... that's why I don't have a girlfriend. Time. :rolleyes:

Oh Levian. You have to play up the fact that you come from Europe's big peen more. :3

[Chemical]

He's him.

[Araciel]

He's him.

who?

[Rengori]

He's him.

who?

Her boyfriend. Duh.

[Jack]

Barbara is... lovely. A bit of a nerd, very excitable and prone to mood swing. But lovely always. Every moment with her is brilliant.

Which is good considering she's now my fiance and she moved in today. :)

[Araciel]

He's him.

who?

Her boyfriend. Duh.

is it you?

[Chemical]

<=(

[Rengori]

He's him.

who?

Her boyfriend. Duh.

is it you?

I don't think Chem is pedo. Jojo is, but not Chem.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

My boyfriend is non-existent.

[Chemical]

He's <s>him</s> a jerk.

[Araciel]

hey I'm a jerk too

I bet I'd get along with him.

[rubah]

Hsu is really pretty http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/pinkgrin.gif

[Rostum]

My girlfriend is cute, and always very bright and bubbly. And she's 4'11" so that makes her extra cute. :love:

And yeah, she has such a cute and caring/sweet personality. Love her. :love:

[Venom65437]

I don't think topics like this should be allowed... :mad2:

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

A fellow geek. It's pretty nice.

[Shoeberto]

My girlfriend is pretty great. We don't fight very often and she likes to do stuff that I like to do.

Also she buys me stuff~~

[escobert]

I'm too cool for a girlfriend.

[confidence999]

I love my boyfriend...:love:

[Rengori]

My boyfriend is Sagensyg, I love him so much ^^ He's eyes they're like the stars in the sky, twinkling and bringing light into my life. His hands, so smooth and delicate... I love it when he slips his hands into mine and we stand there, holding each other and gazing up at the exquisite starry night... a gentle breeze ruffling through our hair, er, my afro. (Hey Bert, is that me in your sig? xD Looks like it.) His lips are so lucious, so soft. His scent, so tantalizing, like a fresh flower in bloom amidst the winter snow. He tastes like crushed raspberries... how I wish I could run my hands through his hair right now. Oh, Sagen..! :heart:

EDIT: Jojo, you're so funny.

[Yamaneko]

She's *insert positive, self-assuring attribute(s) here*. If she left me tomorrow and I found someone else that person would be *insert positive, even more self-assuring attribute(s) here*. She's the only one for me except not. :aimkiss:

[Markus. D]

She has absolutely spectacular emo hair.

She's funny, cute and she's stubborn.


I don't know why but I find that absolutely awesome to be around.

She's is my girlfriend but she is also one of my close friends.

[Bunny]

This thread is dumb.

My girlfriend is swell.

[Sergeant Hartman]

Working on it...

[Loony BoB]

My girlfriend is hot. You can find my describing words for her in her sig, which I made for her. Unless she's changed it. But yeah, it's in the image thingy. Hooyay!

My boyfriend is unf.

[Momiji]

Threads like these make me sad.

I'm single and I hate every second of it. :(

[NeoCracker]

Threads like these make me sad.

I'm single and I hate every second of it. :(


I'll be your Boy/Girl Friend :bigsmile:

[Momiji]

Threads like these make me sad.

I'm single and I hate every second of it. :(


I'll be your Boy/Girl Friend :bigsmile:

Well which are you? I don't really um...want someone with both! :p

That and I'm straight. ^_^

[Peegee]

*scribbles names of girls in this thread*

*arranges them in chronological order under the heading "Girls that PG can't date any more [stupid internet]"*

>:(

[Shauna]

Poor PG. :(

[Rocket Edge]

I'm very lucky to have a girlfriend who I get along with, have such an attraction for, and have alot in commion with. I love my lady.

[Clawsze]

I'm single....and still in school.....GODDAMMIT!!!!

[Rye]

I would sweet things about Huxley, but now I can't, because he says caramel wrong. ;;

[Spawn of Sephiroth]

Heather is.......

She is just so smart, beautiful and lovely. She makes my day and when I see her beautiful face, I just feel like there is nothing better in the world. She is truly a blessing and one of a kind!

[Rengori]

Threads like these make me sad.

I'm single and I hate every second of it. :(

Tch, I'm single-ER.

[oddler]

She's mine and you can't have her. So, there. :choc2:

[Madame Adequate]

Rye's a pretty awesome girlfriend to have.You're not even going out with rye, you fibber.

Ahem:


I would sweet things about Huxley, but now I can't, because he says caramel wrong. ;;

Denial isn't attractive, tuh.

Daniel is though. :aimkiss:

[yanis]

My girlfriend is the luckiest person coz she got me! Actually I think all the non-existent people should be!:D

[Evastio]

I never had a girlfriend before and I probably never will.

[Proxy]

mine is perfect. everythign I have ever looked for in a girl, and i'm amazed by the smallest thing that she does. Even her name makes me smile.
Amazing <3

[NeoCracker]

Threads like these make me sad.

I'm single and I hate every second of it. :(

Tch, I'm single-ER.

Well I got rejected by an emo.

Online.

In this very thread.

Top that one.

[mooglebunni608]

This thread makes me painfully aware of my lack of a girl/boyfriend. ><

[Chemical]

Oh would the lot of you stop your moaning and your bitching.

I went like 5 years without an exclusive relationship. You'll survive... why don't you do something like... go to the gym, learn an instrument or read a book and get over it.

[Peegee]

Oh would the lot of you stop your moaning and your bitching.

I went like 5 years without an exclusive relationship. You'll survive... why don't you do something like... go to the gym, learn an instrument or read a book and get over it.

TMI TMI

xD

[NeoTifa]

my boyfreind.... eh heh heh where do i start. hes a prick. a jerk. i love him to death, but hes a real pain in the behind. he talks crap about my friend brittany becuz shes going out with one of his best friends, and that taking away from their "larry~josh" time on guild wars at 3 am. larry's extrememly lazy and refuses to take more than 1 college class cuz "he works" psh! so do josh and i and britt and we are all at least 16 credit hour students. he failed 2 classes last year because he was too busy playing video games to do his homework. he only shaves once a week. he sometimes embrasses me. he tries to make me mad on purpose by saying sexist remarks and "jokes" to me. he tries to make himself more important than he really is by making stuff up and saying he heard it from a reliable source. complete nerd, and im not talking about the good kind either. :\ i dunno. i love him to death. why? i ... dunno... love make us stupid. and with all ive said and more, he wonders why i wont sleep with him. i dont think he deserves it honestly. and i hear he wants to propose on x-mas. *sigh* i luv him but i dont really think hes who i want to spend the rest of my life with. i dunno. i cant get rid of him. i dumped him a week ago, but i took him back. im a sucker >.<

[escobert]

blast him n then burn him in a trash can!

[NeoCracker]

blast him n then burn him in a trash can!

Where does the Bum Rush fit into this equation?

[NeoTifa]

after my post :rolleyes2 lol

[Slothy]

Let's see; she's smart, beautiful, funny, and one of the kindest and sweetest people I've ever met. Also she can put up with my insanity. She's not my girlfriend though; we got engaged yesterday.

[NeoTifa]

awwwwwwwwww how sweet :love:

[MKusanagi]

It's a special thing when an SO can deal with your insanity... ;)

[Araciel]

Oh would the lot of you stop your moaning and your bitching.

I went like 5 years without an exclusive relationship. You'll survive... why don't you do something like... go to the gym, learn an instrument or read a book and get over it.

It is to laugh. HA-HA

[Polaris]

Well.... hmmm let me see... my boyfriend is amazing!^^ He's cute, british, caring, crazy ^^ Pretty sweet! ^^"

[Bunny]

Oh would the lot of you stop your moaning and your bitching.

I went like 5 years without an exclusive relationship. You'll survive... why don't you do something like... go to the gym, learn an instrument or read a book and get over it.

You're like a freaking saint. I mean, seriously five whole years? However did you survive?

[Slothy]

It's a special thing when an SO can deal with your insanity... ;)

You have no idea how special, especially given what she puts up with. Actually, come to think of it, if you've ever read a post by me you might have some idea. ;) :D

[Jess]

He's my best friend. :jess:

[Lucavi Rocks]

Oh would the lot of you stop your moaning and your bitching.

I went like 5 years without an exclusive relationship. You'll survive... why don't you do something like... go to the gym, learn an instrument or read a book and get over it.

You're like a freaking saint. I mean, seriously five whole years? However did you survive?The keyword is exclusive. You needn't someone to love just someone to :skull::skull::skull::skull:. ;)

I have been in and out of relationships like a madbeast. I think my affliction of reading Brian Jacques books and my subsequent use of terms from the books have affected my chances with anyone normal. Oh and the death metal. Tell me how those two interests mix. :confused:

[Rengori]

I have been in and out of relationships like a madbeast. I think my affliction of reading Brian Jacques books and my subsequent use of terms from the books have affected my chances with anyone normal. Oh and the death metal. Tell me how those two interests mix. :confused:

Redwall ist fucking krieg.

[Bunny]

Oh would the lot of you stop your moaning and your bitching.

I went like 5 years without an exclusive relationship. You'll survive... why don't you do something like... go to the gym, learn an instrument or read a book and get over it.

You're like a freaking saint. I mean, seriously five whole years? However did you survive?The keyword is exclusive. You needn't someone to love just someone to :skull::skull::skull::skull:. ;)

What the hell are you talking about? Stop trying to be smart, it does not work for you.

[Mo-Nercy]

Ah, Tian. xD

She's such a saint because she's so incredibly tolerating of me. What I consider to be funny is never ever funny in her eyes, yet she puts on a brave face, calls me an idiot and moves on.

She's persistant. In FF12, her Gambits can be called into question but I've never known anyone to level up so much to make up for it.

She feigns interest in things I like for the sake of it. Either that or Kimi Raikkonen is a really good looking guy for someone in Formula One.

[Rostum]

What the hell are you talking about? Stop trying to be smart, it does not work for you.

I think he means that you don't have to be tied down in a serious relationship to get some booty call.

[Hambone]

I don't have time for girlfriends!

Yeah... that's why I don't have a girlfriend. Time. :rolleyes:

[Baloki]

Hubbie's the best. He compliments me really well.
And I'll love him that much more when I knock him off for the insurance money, make it look like an accident, put my kids in boarding school, and move to Europe...:)

I can't wait my little loverburd!

[Rengori]

Oh yeah, I have a girlfriend.

http://www.dolphinmusic.co.uk/shop_image/product/d451104c262cf6c8b9834c8601eb97de.jpg

[Araciel]

Talk about high-maintenance dude.

[Breine]

I'm currently single, but what the heck.. I kinda enjoy it. The freedom is very.. freeing :hat:

Anyway, after reading all of the descriptions of peoples' girlfriends/boyfriends you're all either a very lucky bunch or just a bunch of liars :P

[edczxcvbnm]

Jojee is awesome...but you all knew that already :D

[Jojee]

Naturally! xD
:love:

I liek edczxcvbnm cos' he's hawt ;D

[Shinjara]

I love my boyfriend very much. I moved in with him a couple of weeks back <3

[WarZidane]

(Insert smart and amusing way of saying i don't have a girlfriend here)

[41-Inches-Wide]

:monster: Aicha answers this thread with a bitter Whatever.

[Rengori]

Talk about high-maintenance dude.

Changed the strings yesterday. :D

[Lynx]

no girl friend dont want one right now sorta. i mean maybe after winter i will but snowboarding is coming up i dont think any girl would be too happy that i care more about snowboarding then her.

[duckie]

My boyfriend, Josh, is the greatest. He plays FF, too. Just thart fact alone makes me positive that we are made for each other. :)

[Momiji]

Oh yeah, I have a girlfriend.

http://www.dolphinmusic.co.uk/shop_image/product/d451104c262cf6c8b9834c8601eb97de.jpg

I'ma steal your girlfriend, Rengori. :D

[Hazzard]

He's the ALL AMERICAN BABY, and my hubby:

http://www.sueddeutsche.de/panorama/artikel/528/42486/image_fmabspic_0_0.jpg

[Rengori]

I'ma steal your girlfriend, Rengori. :D

Sorry, she doesn't swing that way Poe. And by that way I mean punk, emo, alternative.

[boris no no]

Mine involves batteries ^^:love:

[Mogi]

JESSWEE!!!
:D
She's gotta be the cutest thing ever.
:D
And she's always there if I need someone to talk to, and to make me feel better when I don't feel so great!
:D
And she's always got something warming to say!
:D
And she will SPLAT keel yu with her supah powahs if you make a meanie!
:D
And life will be absolutely perfect when we're finally together!
:D
And when she does cute things (which is practically all the time) it makes me giggle like the little Jesswee fanboy that I am.
:D
OMGYUMMYHASTHESAMEAMOUNTOFLETTERSASTIDUS!
:D
And she says funny stuffz and it makes me laugh!
:D
And seeing her perfect smile makes me think happy happy happy!
:D
And she protects me from giant spider droid thingies, so we can play FFXVI-2!
:D
And her nose is so cute I just wanna poke poke poke poke poke!
:D
And I love her very much!
:D

[MKusanagi]

Oh. Well she's 5'9, has beautiful eyes. Her smile brightens my day. Yeah, she's the love of my life! Oh here's a picture!
http://www.stern.de/_content/51/03/510357/angelina_jolie_getty_250.jpg
Too bad boyfriend hates her:
http://dolshouse.com/queensmen/image/matt_sleep.jpg

Shhhh... he's sleeping :D

[Momiji]

I'ma steal your girlfriend, Rengori. :D

Sorry, she doesn't swing that way Poe. And by that way I mean punk, emo, alternative.

Like fine wine, it's an acquired taste. :p

[DK]

Moar like Fosters, only failures drink it.

[Momiji]

Moar like Fosters, only failures drink it.

My my, aren't WE spiteful today?:rolleyes2

[rubah]

it's his neutral state

[MKusanagi]

Crap. I love Foster's.

[Bunny]

Foster's: Australian for fail?

[Rengori]

Crap. I love Foster's.

At least it's not in a paper carton. (http://bottomshelfliquor.com/vodka/mellowgold.html)

[MKusanagi]

Hmmm...true dat. :kewl:

[Araciel]

Foster's is pwnt by Canadian beer. But then so is everything.

[snacks]

Wayne's awesome. I guess that's really all I can say.
Should I go on? Or is it TABOO?!?!?!

[Christmas]

So, who is going to start talking about how awesome their left or right hand is? :bigsmile:

[Quindiana Jones]

Mine's been better ever since I got PuPu in a Santa hat tattooed on it.

[Jinx]

i married a dude from here

i think that says it all

[Mr Gashtacular]

im not gonna be all ~~squeeeee lolrandom xD~~ like the nerds from 2007 but i married my gf and it RULES. she is not from the forums (i settled).

[Jinx]

dang parker got married word

[Mr Gashtacular]

im legit mature and shit irl (please dont send my wife links to my posts)

[Dr. Acula]

My boyfriend's not an EoFFer but he's still pretty cool. I think I'll keep him.

[Christmas]

Mine's been better ever since I got PuPu in a Santa hat tattooed on it.

It seems you are the only person around still attached to the hand. I hope Psychotic come visit and complete you. :(

[DK]

Moar like Fosters, only failures drink it.

should have won post of the year imho, absolute disgrace

[Quindiana Jones]

Add it to the Ciddies. Post of the Century.