How drunk are you?

[escobert]

Well

[Shlup]

It's a Sunday night! I have work in the morning.

[escobert]

You're no fun! what kind of example will you leave for your future kids!?

[fire_of_avalon]

Not drunk. Because there's no beer!

[Yamaneko]

It's a Sunday night! I have work in the morning.
I bet you make learning fun when you're wasted.

[Lynx]

not drunk tonight but 2 nights ago i was. i wasnt too drunk though jsut enough to hit on one of my friends then again i hit on her when im sober.

[The Lich]

No but I drank yesterday we had pumpkin flavored beer for the holidays. It was so so but I don't remember what the name was though..

[Nominus Experse]

My body is devoid of any alcohol at the present moment

[o_O]

Two nights ago I drank too much. I paid for it yesterday. :p

[Jimsour]

I've not drank all week!

God, feckin flu.

[blackmage_nuke]

Im extremely drunk, drunk on sobriety

[Rengori]

I don't drink and I have no weed on me.

[abrojtm]

My birthday just ended, I am still a little tipsy.

[Agrias]

so drunk that i've made the little mermaid skin my theme hahahhaha

[Miriel]

Not drunk, don't drink, and I'm so much fun it'll blow your freakin' mind, Bertie.

[KoShiatar]

I didn't get drunk on Sunday night, but I smoked hooka on Saturday, wich, despite being just flavored tobacco, is equivalent for me to getting drunk. By the end I usually feel so dizzy I can barely walk.

[escobert]

I wandered around and found a one armed man to watch parenthood with and drinki beers/smoke weed. it was an amazing night!

[Cz]

It's 8:54 in the morning here.

So yeah, not drunk at all. :p

[Rengori]

Not drunk, don't drink, and I'm so much fun it'll blow your freakin' mind, Bertie.

Are you coming onto him?

[Resha]

...despite being just flavored tobacco, is equivalent for me to getting drunk. By the end I usually feel so dizzy I can barely walk.

Yeah. Hookah affects me faster and more strongly than even certain amounts of alcohol. I got drunk on Saturday night but not smashed-like. And I am the epitome of sobriety now~

[Breine]

Right now? I'm embarrassingly sober :eep:

[KentaRawr!]

Im extremely drunk, drunk on sobriety

That sounds like the kind of joke I'd make when I'm drunk.

[pyrefly maiden]

Well a glass of mildly alcoholic bubbly can't make anyone drunk

[Heath]

If I were drunk, I'd have better things to do with my time than post on the Internet. I am currently not drunk and haven't been for a while.

[Bunny]

I have never been drunk and I have no plans on doing so. I do not like alcohol.

[Baloki]

oihjge u grhugruhynjegtwdis uhjcktgfuuetfhsdghrhfeyhejkf yguhg!!!ONE!!11¬!

[Levian]

I'm not as think as you drunk I am

[duckie]

I don't drink. I'd rather be sober and not fun than drunk and "fun".

[Misfit]

Not drunk, don't drink, and I'm so much fun it'll blow your freakin' mind, Bertie.
Yes. 8-)

[Peegee]

I haven't seen my friends from work (they used to work with me but now don't) in literally weeks, so I don't get drunk or even have had alcohol in my system for months now.

I'm starting to pressure Chemical to get drunk with me, because I'm so desperate for drinking partners. I'M NOT GOING TO DRINK BOOZE BY MYSELF I'M NOT ALCOHOLIC >:(

[Madame Adequate]

I'm absolutely sober right now and I am happy to be so. :monster:

[escobert]

well, all the people who are going to blow mind come blow it!

[Chemical]

110%

[Jess]

I haven't drunk since Saturday evening, so completely sober. :jess:

[Zeldy]

I'm not drunk. I havent been drunk in AGES :mad2:

Oof, the last time though, waaas urm, one Thursday night in the summer hols. I go to a rock club, but I don't go in. Instead, everyone just gets really drunk and stoned in a back alley. Good times~

[Old Manus]

Not yet!

[Rocket Edge]

I was still drunk this morning, but not anymore. Now i'm just hungover.

[escobert]

Yeah, I have a headache.

[demondude]

Wait until it becomes legal for 15 year olds to drink and then I'll tell you. :p